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1973 by Bob Waller hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy, Crime) - Two high school slackers get involved in the Hollywood skin flick business in 1973. Cops, babes, cars. American graffiti type soundtrack. (html - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Abduct Me by Nathan Karpisek hosted by Abduct Me

(Comedy) - A successful lawyer loses virtually everything. He is forced to economize by renting a room from a single mother who is also down on her luck. The differences between the two are overwhelming but somehow turn into mutual attraction. 19 pages (pdf - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Ability To Reid, The - Pilot by Iain McGavin hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy, Politics) - Tony Reid is a semi-successful politician serving on Her Majesty’s cabinet of the Great Britain, but it’s bad luck for him as everything around him appears to be unstable. In the first episode, Reid encounters a dotty young secretary (who he soon discovers is his new assistant) and receives a new post as the worst job ever – ‘Minister of Foreign Affairs’. Topics including sex, booze and . . . . killer hornets? 29 pages (doc - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Addiction by Gregory J. Baldwin (Greg) hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy) - A new fad is taking over America: The messaging website BUDDYSEARCH.COM, where people of all ages can sign up, create a massive friends list, and leave each other comments! Teenage Danny is the first to really get into the obsession until pretty soon the Buddysearch craze has swept the nation off its feet! However, after meeting with the website's crazy creator and learning of his evil plans to overthrow the government, Danny decides it's his burden to get everybody off Buddysearch and end the craze! (pdf - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Airwaves by Jonathan Garland hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy, Musical) - The disfunctional characters at a struggling TV station are thrown into disarray when new ownership means big changes. What does the future hold for them and will their relationships survive? 58 pages (pdf - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Aloha by Michael hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy) - In the raunchy tradition of Animal House and Porkys comes a comedy that has literally gone to the dogs.When Jack Fogelberg first started work at the Aloha Pet Hospital, he had no idea what was in store for him. A giant macaw, a german shepard that likes people (and cats) a little to much, and many more hilarious antics and situations. For Jack Fogelberg, everything goes wrong, and his story will have you howling with laughter.Loosley based on my experiences working at a pet hospital. (doc - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Am I The Dad? by Jennifer Longe hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy, Romance) - George was very surprised and happy when his wife told him that she was expecting. For a long time, she had been bragging about their nice new neighbor who was a dance teacher who had agreed to give her free classes at his place . The very first time he set his eyes on his son, he noticed that he did not look like him. Suzan, his wife, appeased him by saying that the resemblance will come as year pass. One day after a night out with friends, he decided to pay a visit to the neighbor he has heard so much about. To hi surprise, he look like his son. Because he loves his wife very much, he decides to forget it and act as if it never happened. As long as she never cheats on him again. One day, Suzan told him that she was going out to meet a friend. He follows her and finds her at the same table with Peter (the neighbor). He goes back home heart broken. A few minutes later, Suzan arrives. For the first time, he decides to confront her. 88 pages (pdf - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

American Love by Matthew J. Orobko hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy) - After a man discovers that his girlfriend is cheating on him, he arranges for a hitman to kill her. But when the hitman discovers his own wife having an affair, he's faced with a difficult descision… (txt - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

American Rejects by Brendan Mitchell hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy) - High School... Girls... Life... and Everthing in Between. (doc - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

American Scientific Adventures (Search for Mimi) by Daniel Schneider hosted by Script Buddy

(Comedy, Mocumentary) - This is the story of the hunt for a ficticious river-monster living in the Mississippi River. The script mimics real documentaries on 'strange things' with a subdued, yet (hopefully) humorous poke at the 'SEARCH FOR...' documentaries. It starts out dryly (like many documentaries), but soon the fun starts to show itself. (htm - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

America's Team by Matt Neuman hosted by Matt Neuman: Selected Works

(Comedy) - Einstein, Dr. J, a child prodigy and time travel (htm - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

An Inch Short of Happiness by Colby (ijewcolby) hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy, Drama) - Sammy Floyd, a young highschool student, experiences the daily living of what a true teenager is all about. However, Sammy seems to be living more on the rough side: a missing father, a dream girl, three bullys and moms "funny" boyfriend. Will Sammy find the light through that long dark tunnel...? 104 pages (pdf - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Angels Among Us by Michel J. Duthin hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy, Fantasy) - Thomas and Charli die at the very same moment on Christams Eve. He is from Vancouver. She is from Baton-Rouge. They meet in Heaven, but Charli is sent back to life. Thomas succeds then to escape and tries his best to find her dwon on Earth. But Charli does not recall anything from her sojourn up there. And Thomas has his guardian angel on his tail to bring him back. 106 pages (pdf - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Another Fine Mess by Graham Greenlee hosted by Graham Greenlee

(Comedy) - Simon and Duncan have been life long friends, but even they keep a few secrets from each other. Duncan has accidently found out that his married friend has been having an affair, and pleads that Simon cut it off for sake of fidelity. But the cowardly Simon doesn't want to hurt his girlfriend's feelings, so he asks Duncan to turn on the charm and 'lure' her away while he takes his wife out of town for a long weekend. Of course, Duncan didn't count on falling in love with the charming Lexie, and she doesn't know how to admit her own feelings for Duncan without being unfair to Simon, not knowing that Simon is married. (pdf - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Anticipating Love by Natalie Zhivolup hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy) - Duncan meets Lisa at the carnival of Venice. Unfortunately, she loses his phone number and from this time on his life turns into a constant attempt to find the girl. They both lead ordinary life - working, having fun with their friends and dating - without knowing that their soulmate lives right across the street. 106 pages (pdf - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Back From The Past by Zach Oldenburg hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy) - Darren and Sara are two average brother and sister. They fight, they pick, and the drive the other one nuts. One Day, there fight over the remote gets a little to crazy and they both end up in the past. This movie roasts Back to the Future, Blast from the Past, The Breakfast Club, Pleasantville, ET, and every other futuristic movie you can think of. (htm - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Bad Day in Miami by Michael Donovan Horn hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy) - Car theives Doug and Linus are at the top of their game...until they steal the wrong car. Now the Miami PD is hot on their trail, as is a savage drug lord, two vicious arms dealers, a crooked DEA agent, a wiley hitman who loves beat poetry, and a U.S. Marshell who may end up getting more than she barganed for. One way or another, everyone in Miami is going to have a very bad day. 114 pages (doc - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Bad Therapy by Spencer McDonald hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy) - An unlucky banker hooks up with a psychotic therapist by chance and struggles to find love and happiness. 103 pages (pdf - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Bands On The Run by Lee A. Chrimes hosted by Darkheart's Den

(Comedy) - Loosley based on the VH1 show of the same name, four unsigned rock bands battle it out across America for an exclusive record deal, playing gigs, promoting and selling merchandise to be the best band on the run. (htm - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Based on a True Story by Matthew (dresseme) hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy) - Bill, an untalented screenwriter, realizing the popularity of movies "Based on a True Story", scripts out an actual bank robbery, hires actors, and tries to pull it off in hopes of selling the rights to a Hollywood producer. 113 pages (pdf - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Batman And Robin: Final Crash by Laszlo R. (doodaa) hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy) - Batman and Robin fight Mr. Freeze and Poison Ivy while struggling with their own 'family' problems. 65 pages (pdf - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Battle Frogs: Operation Desert Skullf*ck by Dave Hitler hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy, Farce) - Lance and Dwayne are two ordinary karate champions, but their world is turned upsidedown when Bin Laden kidnaps the president and their girlfriend and turns Lance and Dwayne into awesome frogs. Can the Battle Frogs beat up Al Queada, save their girlfriend, and stop Bin Laden from unleashing his evil plan(s)? 60 pages (caution - strong language) (html - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Battyman and the Photographer Who Shot Me by John Scott-Morton (pinkgoat) hosted by ScriptBuddy

(Comedy) - A comic book/Superhero type spoof, following the spoof/action genre, which is also a moral sexual tale that’s clever, witty and hopefully highly humorous, with the characters Battyman, Lewis Track and the Blue Sprite. As a child Battyman was injured in a freak accident during a cricket match, which mysteriously left him with superhuman powers and a tendency to bat for the other side. The Blue Sprite is an evil, bitter woman, whose husband left her and her newly born baby in order to move to Australia and take up professional cricket, hence the love/hate relationship between her and Battyman. 87 pages (html - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Beavis and Butt-Head 'N' Daria's Visit by Alex Burchfield hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy) - Beavis and Butt-Head and a visit from Daria.  (htm - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Ben and Chris Are? by Anthony Pugh hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy) - A night in the life of two sad young men. (doc - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Bent Soul by Christopher Bate hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy) - Ryan Faulk is diagnosed with a case of “bent soul” for which only Ryan can find the cure. Armed with only a useless NHS pamphlet from the GP, Ryan and his best friend Kyle set out to sort out Ryan’s damaged inner being. Along the way they meet a variety of weird and wonderful people and embark on a series of adventures involving religion, a midget and a hot-looking therapist among others. (rtf - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Best Man, The by Shea Christie (badactr) hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy) - Michael Ashwell enlists his best man to write his wedding vows. Ten minutes prior to the ceremony his best man shows up drunk. (doc - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Best Revenge, The by Tim Finkbeiner hosted by The Best Revenge

(Comedy) - A geeky young man becomes wealthy beyond his wildest dreams by selling his internet company. He transforms himself and sets off to get revenge on some people from his past. Along the way, he falls in love with one of his intended victims. (htm - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Betterment, The by Tom Horton (GalagaOnIce) hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy) - Phil has almost no ambition - he sort of wants to be a journalist, but would rather sit around playing video games. The perfect opportunity comes for him in the form of a bizarre fledgling cult led by 'Dr.' Cruise, who promises to help people in ways 'mental, environmental, and dental.' Phil covers a weekend retreat while flirting with the idea of joining. Meanwhile, behind the scenes, the cult is straining under internal pressures. Dark comedy/satire of plenty of religious, political, and social groups. (doc - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Beyond the Pale by Neil Stratton hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy) - Brett, a successful but neurotic crime writer,is recovering from a breakdown. In love with Sophie but unable to commit as he's 'swimming in an emotional vortex', he loses her and turns into a 'love-zombie'. When Nina, his ex-fiancee and 'iron petal', returns, he must struggle to regain love and inspiration. (htm - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Blonds by Melanie Winstead hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy) - Two bumbling sweet, clueless "Playboy-Bunny" Blonds, looking for a long lost love, unwittingly anger an uptight, anal-retentive Judge who seeks revenge. 109 pages (pdf - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Blood on the Help Desk Phone by Claudio hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy, Drama) - The son of a powerful Mafia family can't seem to cut it in the 'family business'. What to do? Why, make him the PC Help Desk technician for the Mafia of course! A day in the life of Carlo "Sissy" Carlucci, help desk technician to the underworld…
This is set in Australia, though it could be set anywhere. Just know that the Federal Police is Australia's equivalent of the FBI. (pdf - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Blunt Smoke by Alonzo Milbourne (bga1248q) hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy) - Three friends are potheads. Cops smoking weed, Vannlia ice gets a 9mm gun in his ass. It is graphic in nature. 122 pages (pdf - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Blunt Smoke by Alonzo Milbounre (bga1248q) hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy) - About three friends that smoke that mary jane! 59 pages (html - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Boogeyman, The by Ben Wasden hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy, Horror) - This is a hilarious spoof of horror movies, in which a dumb teenage girl is stalked by a hockey-masked killer on Halloween in the town of Haddonkilled, Illinois. Scream, I Know What You Did Last Summer, Halloween: Resurrection, and Freddy vs. Jason are just a few of the movies that are parodied here. (htm - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Booker Man, The by Guy Jackson hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy, Drama) - Chris Booker is the ultimate ladies man. A senior at New York College, Chris can get any woman he wants, anytime he wants. He is content with a lifestyle of promiscuity and casual sex, but when certain things happen that don't go in his favor, "The Booker Man" reflects back on his actions and wonders if this is the life he really wants to live. 120 pages (pdf - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Botched by Derrick James Jackson hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy) - A young man named Chris, who works at a lingerie store, finds himself in love and in danger as a pair of assassins confuse their target with him. Together, Chris and Amy run for their lives from three law enforcement agencies and the assassins in a search to clear his name. (pdf - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Breakfast at Noon by Bassam Tarazi hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy) - After four college guys from completely different walks of life end up blowing their remaining rent money following the death of their decrepit landlord, they learn that they have to pay all the money back...tonight! What ensues is the absurdness as they try to come up with the money in a few hours while trying to keep their friendships, sanity, and limbs intact! 124 pages (doc - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Brown Balloon by David Bussell hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy) - For his hotly anticipated second novel, literary darling Daniel Merkin pilfers the life story of Dunston, a raggedy dreamer, but when their lives become entwined, Daniel inherits Dunston’s tendency for calamity and the only copy of his manuscript vanishes. 92 pages (pdf - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Bruce! by Aaron Lee (Chandoey) hosted by Simplyscripts

(Comedy, Parody Play) - A short comedy/ horror parody play about a evil lord and his sidekick who create the world's greatest villainous creation to help him take over the world. The only trouble is, his creation isn't evil at all. 13 pages (pdf - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Buds by Josh Becker hosted by Becker Films

(Comedy) - no summary (doc - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Bullets for Bakersfield by Ed Vela hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy, Drama) - An underachieving high school freshman must come to terms with his life, his standing, and the fact that the school authorities have just found over 500 bullets in his locker. 40 pages (doc - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Burger Menace, The by Mark Wutka hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy) - Young Anakin Skywalker works for Obi-Wan Kenobi at McDonald's. He occasionally uses the force on customers and has a habit of cutting of his hand. (pdf - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Business Dinner by Peter Wellington hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy) - A very well-dressed and successful executive arrives at an upscale restaurant only to find that it has some very strict rules. (htm - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Candyland by Val Valdez hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy) - A young woman inherits a strip club. She refuses to sell it to a rival, and brutal, club owner. Instead she manages it while secretly donating profits to her church to fund a new daycare center. 100 pages (pdf - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Cannibal Man Episode One by Luke Goodwin hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy, Adventure, Violent) - {no summary} (rtf - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Career of Mr. Nobody, The by Robert Hauke hosted by Script Buddy

(Comedy) - The story tells about the spectacular rise of an uneducated, shady impostor into the closed circle of the California's ruling elite. Suddenly he gets into the centre of plots and intrigues and best of all he pulls all the strings. (htm - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Cart Trek: Too Much Is As Bad As Nothing At All by Laszlo R. hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy) - Captain Pickle and his retarded crew face the Romulan Empire which wants to invade the Federation. 51 pages (doc - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Cartoon Chronicles Episode 001, Spongebob Experience, The by Andrew Roby (Andrew Romance) hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy) - A Parody of Spongebob and many other shows/movies. Reader cautioned, coarse language. (doc - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Cereal Killer by Keith Richard Radford Jr. hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy, Horror) - Low-budget TV show C. S. Eyepatch is trying to hitch its star to its vastly more successful televised forensics predecessor with a similar name, but on a low budget which involves caravaning from town to town in trailers and motor homes and solving crimes in a hillbilly sort of way, using the worst props and even worse scripts. The show only becomes a hit when it turns out a real serial killer decides to set up shop in the same town C. S. Eyepatch is filming in, thus attracting media attention and acclaim. (fdr - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Chameleons by Neil Molloy hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy, Romantic) - Things to avoid in life: Lies, deception and the restoration of bed heads. (htm - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Cheese Curls and Dirty Swimming Pools by Daniel Alexander & Frank Guido hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy) - Wally McMackenstein, pool cleaner, screenwriter, cheese curl fanatic and underground S&M king gets involved with a southern belle with a substance abuse problem and the local mafia. Hilarity ensues in this dark comedy. 59 pages (doc - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Chronicles of the Ladybug Curse, The by Michael Alfaro Migoya (extraattention) hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy, Drama, Adventure) - fter the death of their best friend, 4 teenage boys decide to overcome the obstacles that having girl names entitle. Ashlee, Jesse, Kelly, and Paris embark on a journey of self-discovery that intertwines reality with teenage boy fantasies. From the beaches of California to a medieval castle, and from a mundane science class to a hostile alien planet, they will battle everyday challenges in order to give their lost friend Tracy, a proper goodbye. 100 pages (html - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Cloud 27 by Torey hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy) - Once back at his date's house after dinner, a sex-crazed man struggles with sexual fantasies and trying to 'seal the deal'. Hilarity and hinjinks ensue. (doc - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Collectable Elvis by Scott K. Van Den Berg hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy) - Desperate to raise money for Mom's operation, a perpetual schemer and his sister recruit a low-grade Elvis impersonator to help them steal "The King's body form Graceland, never suspecting that Elvis is very much alive and he wants his coffin back. 89 pages (html - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

College Life by Alex Coupe hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy) - This is the pilot of what I hope will be many College Lives.The gang have just started college and have decided to throw a party. The one problem is someone brings drugs to the party and they have to stop themselves being chucked out of school. They meet 3 cool girls along the way who help alot. (doc - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Concession Stand by Ken Kabatoff hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy) - Mark, a very frustrated man, stands in line to buy from the consession stand. We hear his thoughts, and see his actions, in a short script about how sometime's the Simplest things in life, can be so frustrating. (htm - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Confessions Of A Lingerie Salesman by Stanley Heisler hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy) - In an effort to turn his life around, a young man takes a sales position with a prestigious Lingerie company and soon finds himself in a downward spiral of bizarre and hilarious circumstances. (rtf - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Conversations by Jeff Richards hosted by Flaming Horse Studio

(Comedy) - Romantic script writer Jeffrey Ricter is given the chance to direct one of his love tales for the big screen. But his real life is anything but a romance story, he just received the papers for his second divorce. His first wife shows back up, leading him to wonder why he cheated on her in the first place. All the while he's still obsessed with a high school ex, who has a nack for getting naked and ending up in the darnedest places. In this romantic comedy that pays homage to the films of Woody Allen. (htm - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Cooper by Dennis Landmann hosted by Movie Freak

(Comedy, Action) - Larry gets tangled up in a web of corruption that involves a car accident, three cops -- two bad & one good --, an English-speaking nerd, an old flame, a painting, mistaken identity, death, car chases, and to top it off... in one day. Larry's only way out is a retired cop buddy of his to set things straight. The catch? They only got one day, but not a clue. (htm - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Crazy in love by Erin Calhoun hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy, Romantic, Edgy) - Katie and her best friend Chloe leave their lives in Los Angeles and travel to a small rural town in Ohio, after Katie receives the news that her grandmother has died and left her an inheritance. Upon arrival the Katie learns her inheritance is not quite as expected. Now Katie and Chloe dilemma of staying or leaving. (htm - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Creative Differences by Chad Dean hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy, Dark Comedy, Thriller) - It is said that when you write, when you create a character you are not only creating a character. You are creating a life. But what happens when the life you are creating doesn’t quite like the life you have given him? And what happens when they are able to fight fire with fire? Creator against Created! (doc - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Crowded House, The by Michael E. Camporese hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy) - The Crowded House is a comedy script. Basically the show is about a family who live together who sometimes have arguments. The Show also involves solving family problems. In this particular script this is the first episode of the show and it deals with Sara's sister Jill, who feeling depressed because she has trouble getting a date. Sara convinces Jill that she can get any guy she wants. Sara's motto is: It's not on the outside that counts it's what's on the inside. (htm - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Curb Your Entusiasm spec The Raffle by Dentis Fowlkes hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy) - This is a Spec for Curb Your Enthusiasm. Larry enters a Raffle to win over Jeff's Mom heart; who hates Larry. Larry get's into an argument with a stranger in a cadilac. Larry's wife Cheryl and her friend Wanda are also working on a charity for Wanda's church. Larry recognizes the pastor of the chuch as the man he argued with, and refuses to give to the charity. Larry will regret this decision, who would figure that he would need the pastor by the end of the show. 27 pages (rtf - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Curse of Gamblor, The by Dipak Patel (dipako) hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy) - Steve is your average university student; loves drinking, hates washing his clothes. The latter is fine until you start running out of clothes to wear. But that's not his biggest concern right now, he has to cope with that fact that someone or something keeps calling him and seductively trying to lure him into temptation. Who knew fruit machine's possesed the ability to communicate so articulately? (doc - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Da Fellaz by Ryan Phillips hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy) - Two guys try to keep an establish business open without fouling it up. (doc - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Da Fellaz by Ryan Phillips hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy) - Two bumbling, unemployed guys Skeezer and Luhman are bad at working for louzy pay and no benefits. The guys are set up to work at a telecommunications dating service. In which they blunder into a disater. Now they have only three weeks to get the business back in order. (fdr - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Dance Like No One Is Watching by Matthew Hartman (dlnoiw) hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy) - Charlie Harrison thought he had everything figured out. He was finally out of college and ready to live his life. But he and his friends soon realize that there is no starting point to life, and that you have to make up the 'rules' as you go along. (rtf - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

David and Bathshua by Ronald L. Ecker hosted by The New Howell Theatre

(Comedy) - Love, lies, cover-ups, and war in the zany reign of King David. (html - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Day in My Life, A: Episode 2 by The Goose hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy) - In today's episode Harry and Randy attempt a holiday to Yorkshire, but end up waging an on going war with an American film director, a geek and a sticky glass. (htm - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Day In Our Town, A by Jonathan Morales (shogun) hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy) - Catch Up with a bunch of teens from Jersey as they invite you into their lives. 102 pages (pdf - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Day In The Life, A by Charles A. Scaparo (Chic23) hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy, Drama) - A DAY IN THE LIFE is a low budget comedy/drama that focuses on a guy we can all root for. As Joe falls deeper into his self-pity, there are glimpses of the better man underneath it all. While Murphy’s Law attempts to get the better of him, Joe’s changing luck slowly begins to deal the cards in his favor, but not without a catch. Throughout Joe’s story there is love, hate, missed opportunities and many funny situations. A DAY IN THE LIFE is a story we can all relate to yet gives us an ending we could only wish for. 120 pages (pdf - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Death Lives! by Tony (fartistic) hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy, Dark Comedy) - Three friends. The first think's he's The Grim Reaper, the second think's he's a crime fighter (that's boardering on copyright infringement), and the other thinks he's Roy Orbison. (pdf - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Death Quota, The by Matt Dent hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy) - When an ex-con saves the life of an elderly bank owner he unwittingly upset the balance of the cosmos. Now he’s been given the task to set things straight by killing the old man by midnight, or be taken in his place. 112 pages (doc - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Delirious by Josh Becker hosted by Becker Films

(Comedy) - no summary (htm - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Delivery Guys, The by Sally Sutton hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy, Romantic Comedy) - This romantic comedy is about Jack, a young man who delivers and assembles furniture with his friend Fred. Jack is saving to go to school and also looking for true love. Jack’s mother, Rita, has put in a newspaper ad for a daughter-in-law. She keeps finding all kinds of strange women for Jack to meet. Jack hopes to meet a nice girl on his delivery route but most of the customers are strange and some just plain crazy. One of them, Mrs. Graves thinks that Fred is her dead husband. The deceased Mr. Fred Graves used to deliver furniture until he was crushed to death by a couch. She keeps ordering furniture hoping her husband returns. When Fred and Jack show up she clings to Fred. In the elderly lady’s mind her dear, departed Fred has finally come home. Jack finally meets Sandy, a waitress. She is kind, nice and pretty. Jack works up the courage to ask Sandy out. Their first date is going to church. Sandy lost her parents in a car crash while they were out looking for her. She is seeking redemption. 109 pages (fdr - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Demon Beach by Michael Cornetto hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy, Black Comedy, Horror, Musical) - Demon Beach is a black comedy/horror/musical following the exploits of three filmmakers that accidentally get a demon trapped in their film, Big Rock Beach. At first the beach movie remains unchanged, life goes on as normal, and it looks as if everyone will be pleased by the results. But soon the demon’s influence can be seen, the scenes begin changing, the investors will not be pleased. 115 pages (pdf - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Dingbats, The by Travis Adams and Wesley James hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy) - Third Draft - Two young men in their 20's, Travis and Wes, find it relativly hard living in the city. After a dream that Travis has, the two stoners decide to take a vacation from work and gunshots. When they get kicked out of the airport from trying to pay with monopoly money and getting shot at, they find a fisherman willing to take them to an Island called Isla Corna. One night while the fisherman was 'under the influence,' he knocked them off the boat and ran into an iceburg. Now, Travis and Wesley have to hold out on the deserted island, awaiting for food, water, and of course, girls. (doc - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Dinner for Two by Jesse Lafferty hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy, Romance) - James is a guy who has no luck, especially whenit comes to dating. One day he gets a call from an old girlfriend, Violet, who he truley loved. He invites her over for dinner. Hopefully things will go well. (doc - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Disaster! by Sally Blackburn hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy) - A storm of comets is heading toward earth! The impact of the comets will alter the weather system, causing tornadoes- even earthquakes. A final giant asteroid threatens the extinction of life on earth, unless our astronaut hero of yesteryear, Lefty Lange, can complete his mission with the help of two precocious child geniuses, Will and Jill. (Yes, this is definitely a spoof of some serious disaster movies!) Our astronaut hero has a mission to redeem himself after he long ago destroyed the nation’s top spacecraft, the Penetrater. The narration of two broadcasters, along with the guidance of the president and director of NASA, weave together hilarious disaster spoofs as they develop across the U.S. In the end, Lefty completes his mission despite the loss of his hearing aid, Ralph- the singing broadcaster- gets an audition for American Idol, and the Statue of Liberty- that lost a nose in the comet ordeal- undergoes plastic surgery. (doc - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Disparity of Devotion by Mike Shelton hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy) - When carefree tabloid writer Newton Lawler falls for hard-working campaign associate Sara Renfeld, the sparks fly, but Sara's workaholic approach to her job causes problems, and the two find out that love is far from simple. NOTE: This script utilizes characters and some scenes from the previously released "The Odds of Love" 92 pages (pdf - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Do-nothing Owl of Christmas Hill, The by Allan Amenta hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy) - Marian Stanley, a spirited, good-humored woman, believes certain places have a year-round Christmas quality, as though their houses and landscapes were permanently sitting for a Currier and Ives portrait. She possesses the faculty of making happy discoveries, and in the early 1960’s she discovers a place she believes is quintessentially Christmas. It is a quaint community called Chestnut Hill in the northwest corner of Philadelphia. To Marian, Christmas is engraved on its stony architecture and etched in its country village landscape, as though the two were everlastingly locked in a holiday embrace. 51 pages (pdf - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Douchebag. by Matthew Dressel hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy) - Vince, a womanizer, has one week to convince all of his ex-girlfriends he's a better person. 104 pages (pdf - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde by Trevor Melton hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy, Drama) - Dr. Henry Jekyll is trying to understand the duality of man's nature. The differences between good and evil. However, his expirements cause a change in him to not even he expects as he becomes the evil Mr. Edward Hyde. Will his expirements be his undoing? (doc - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Dreams 4 U by Tim Finkbeiner hosted by Dreams 4 U

(Comedy, Mocumentary) - Spinal Tap meets the Backstreet Boys A marketing man forms a boys band and guides them to stardom. The boys are not happy break away to do it their way, with disasterous results. (htm - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Drunken Prawn by David Wells hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy) - In this dark comedy, a father struggles in coping with his 13-year-old daughter who mistakenly believes her dead mother was swallowed by a whale. 102 pages (pdf - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Drunken Prawn by David Wells hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy) - A father struggles with his 13-year-old's prawn-like behaviour as she mourns the freakish death of her mother who was sucked in and blown out of a submarine ballast air tank. 100 pages (pdf - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Elf-Analysis by Antonio Gangemi (TonyG) hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy) - A cynical psychologist travels to the North Pole to solve Santa’s work stoppage. But in order to save Christmas, she must first do battle with the elves’ wily leader, and come to terms with her own wounded heart. (113 pages) {Semi-Finalist, 2006 Find the Funny Screenplay Contest} (pdf - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

End of the World, The by Aditya Bidikar hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy, Dark) - Two astronauts on the moon find a strange that does something bad. (htm - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Eric's Drug Test by Kumar Wadhwa (dkw208) hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy) - Intelligent, pot-smoking Eric wants a decent job. (html - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Escape by S. Ramlal hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy) - A full serial killer comedy. In search of a serial killer, many unwanted things happen. A girl is kidnapped by a cop, who sees the girl as the serial killer. The girl is rescued by a boy, running for their lives. 109 pages (pdf - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Evil Conspiracies of High School, The by Joseph Stephen Janes III hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy, Romance) - Raven and Shawn are slackers who float through life. Angela and Nikki want to be top choice cheerleaders. One problem...Brooke. Angela's sister. She hates the slackers and wants them out of school so she makes Nikki and Angela do it. This movie shows you what a real conspiracy is. Written by the same guy who wrote 24 hrs and won a state award for INSIDE and OUT: The Story Of Me. This student film will have you laughing really hard. (htm - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Extras by Russell Dean Anderson hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy) - The pathetic daily struggle of extras in the TV/Film business. The s*** that they eat from call to wrap. Justifying and accepting their little meaningless lives that were just not part of the plan. One s***** job closer to their star. Have they lost perspective? Are they truely actors? One man thinks so, and he will change the way business has been done, so he thinks (htm - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

F is for Fail by Max Adams hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy) - William Henslowe is a straight 'A' student who's life is dedicated to academic achievement. When professor Adams fails him, William's world crumbles to the ground, and he must do the impossible to clean his report card. (doc - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Facing John Donovan by George Galanakis hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy) - A cynically narcissistic magazine executive finds himself waking up everyday with a different face. 105 pages (pdf - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Fall of Western Civilization, The by Nick hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy, Drama) - The intertwined lives of residents of a rich community in the Bay Area during what, unbeknownst to them, will be the last days on Earth. A parody of modern middle-class society. (htm - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Family Guy: Something that isn't Made in China by Matt (slater) hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy) - A Family Guy episode that chronicles over poor PETER trying to impress CHRIS, and find him the perfect gift for his birthday. (doc - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Fight Belle by Antonio Gangemi (Tony G) hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy) - When a sassy Southern belle is stood up at the altar by her boxer fiancé, she dons the gloves hoping to salvage her pride by hooking up with her ex one last time – in the ring. 108 pages (pdf - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Fighting Marvin by Cameron Chamberlain hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy) - 1999, Marvin is a poor loner. He always has been, and he is dead sure he always will be. 2004, Marvin is on top of his game, His parents won the lottery and he finally made some friends. But due to his life style, he became selfish and arrogant. Slowly his friends desert him and just when it couldn't get worse, god himself comes down and curses Marvin with bad luck until he revokes his ways. That ain't gunna happen. (html - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Fighting Off New Mexico (Cut Short) by Jeffrey Pena hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy) - Think 'The Kentucky Fried Movie'… (htm - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Floozy Blows In, A by Neil Molloy hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy) - How does a quiet reclusive man wrestle with a pretty young volatile prostitute moving in as his housekeeper? Marry a harpsichord with a thug, a “foolproof scam” with a lunatic and the answer’s obvious. (fdr - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Flop, The by Shaun Dunne hosted by anitdotum films

(Comedy) - Two brothers enter the WSOP in order to earn enough money to fulfill their dying father's wish. 145 pages (pdf - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Flypaper for Freaks by Ray Biddle hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy) - We all have some kind of gift for the world. Zack's is the ability to attract the strange. Whether it is people, animals or weird happenings. They flock to Zack like a he's their messiah. From age four when a simple shopping trip with mommy becomes an abduction attempt. Through the awkwardness of his teen years and dating. The freaks even follow him after he's married. Even his employment with the Russian mob has a freaky side. This is a journey of endurance that Zack must triumph or give in to the freaks. (rtf - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Forever... and Again by Michel J. Duthin hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy, Romance) - After having losing his wife in a car crash, a man succeeds returning back in time to conquer her again. But she is not the woman he used to know. 106 pages (pdf - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Formasified by Michael Redding hosted by Formasified - Only A Made up word can describe this movie

(Comedy) - It’s the end of their School Year and Ryan Chatham (Mike Redding) has been dumped by his Girlfriend Tracey. Now Chatham is a miserable wreck him and his friends Karl Sanders (Chuck Buxton), Joe Dawicki, Kevin Perkins (Dave Vizzini) Seth Burton (Karl Ackermann) and Neal Applebee (John Petrosky) try to make changes in their lives. They start by changing their summer, which consists of watching TV and Playing Nintendo with Joe's Dad. Therefore they will try to make this summer their most memorable before going to college by going to a Billy Idol Concert. However they boys do not have money and when a new southern family (The Hoppers) arrive in town Joe Dawicki foolishly (trying to get money) steals a TV box off their moving truck to pawn. The Box he steals actually holds their southern son Ricky Joe and not a TV. Ricky Joe refuses to go back to his house after a dark secret is revealed which in turn leads to his friendships with the group. Will they make it to the concert and !finally have the summer of their life? Will Ryan find his love? Or will this summer bring disaster? (htm - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Fractured Bible Tale Give Us Barabbas, A by S. Francis Berman (blew karma) hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy) - Join Luc Barabbas former king of the comic turned PR. Plutocrat on an odessy where life imitates art into the here, before and after into the doors of Gods Haven. God wishing to be done with His creation. He enlists Barabbas to offer a redemption to 'Man' however in this case it is not the forgiveness of sin but raeher a closing the books He's had it. (pdf - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Frankenstein Reloaded by Robert Lee Schonhoff (Thomas Diaz) hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy) - A comedy version of the Mary Shelley classic, Frankenstein. This script is a parody of just about every Frankestein movie ever made, as well as the book itself. (pdf - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Frasier - The Tea Party by John Lyles hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy) - Frasier and Niles' attempt to throw a lavish tea party go awry when Martin's herbal medication ends up as the featured selection. 36 pages (pdf - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Freakin' Sweet Family Guy - Peter's Done It by Carlton Winston hosted by Simplyscripts

(Comedy) - Peter runs for mayor of Quahog, but must stop drinking first. Stewie tries to make a movie. 21 pages (doc - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Freeloaders, The by Scott Williams and Eric Williams hosted by The Freeloaders

(Comedy) - no summary (htm - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Friends: TOW They Say Good-Bye ...series finale by Deirdre L. Williams hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy) - This script is bring the fabulous cast to the end of their sitcom. Each character is fully completed and gives interesting insights to possible spinoffs. It was also written two years ago long before we ever thought Rachel would get pregnant. (pdf - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Fuel by Mike Henderson hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy) - Fuel is a quirky dramatic comedy about a cargo plane pilot who uses false fuel tanks on his airplane to smuggle Canadian whiskey into the United States. The story unfolds as George Brimmer is arrested on one of his whiskey smuggling runs. Instead of prosecuting him, the cops want George's help in catching Alexander Trujillo, a former scientist/communications expert, who periodically pre-empts regular radio and television broadcasts to instruct society about the error of its ways. Trujillo's only problem is that he's so obscure and so off the wall that nobody seems to understand the point he's trying to make -- and most people think he's just plain crazy. According to the FBI, George has encountered Trujillo's underground organization on his many smuggling escapades. To gain immunity for his smuggling charges, George agrees to help the cops find Trujillo. Things get complicated, though, when George learns that his only friends in the world have very close ties with Trujillo - and that they are also under suspicion by the authorities. George must decide whether to save himself or put himself at risk to help his friends. In doing so, George comes to understand Trujillo's message to the world: if humanity is going to survive, we need to have faith in our fellow man. (doc - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Geraldine by Corinne Camden hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy) - The year is 1984, Madonna was like a virgin, Cindy Lauper just wanted to have fun and George Michael wanted you to wake him up before you go go. At the same time, Geraldine, a seventeen years old girl was dreaming of Bobby of the popular boy band, New Act. All she wanted was a chance to see him so he could fall in love with her. The day finally arrives but everything seems to go wrong. First her mom has to work and can't make the eight hours drive with her and then she misses the only bus that can take her to the concert in time. She goes home devastated but her "Billy Idol Wannabe" next door neighbor offers to drive her there. Along the way they'll encounter bad luck after bad luck. In the end she'll get to meet the love of her life but will it turn out to be the one she thought? 89 pages (pdf - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Ghostbusters: At Death's Door by Nick Miranda hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy) - In the two decades since the Ghostbusters were founded in New York, they have franchised out into other parts of the country. In the Midwest, two roommates test their skills and go up against Death himself, who was summoned in a local cemetery by a hapless cult leader. So when Death comes knocking, who you gonna call? 69 pages (pdf - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Girl Called Simplicity, A by Christopher Bate hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy) - In a world of speed and internet dating, it is important to remember that sometimes you can find love in the unlikeliest of places at the unlikeliest of times. Daniel learns this first-hand when he is stranded at a service station after his coach breaks down on his way home for his grandfather's funeral. Sad and weary, Daniel just wants to get home but then he strikes up a conversation with a girl called Simplicity and the two just click! She offers him a lift home and the two bond over stories of bad haircuts, books and sexual misadventures. Romance blossoms as romance often does, but things aren't quite so easy as that. Not only does Daniel have to come to grips with his beloved grandfather's death, he also has to contend with Simplicity's rather eccentric father who knows all of the right buttons to push to undermine him. Simplicity supports him through the former, but the latter is a tougher proposition and that's where the trouble starts. 97 pages (rtf - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Going There by Omira Rose hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy) - When Carter falls in love with his new girlfriend and asks her to marry him the last thing he ever expects to happen... does. 103 pages (pdf - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Goldilocks the three bears and teethmarks by George Rennison hosted by Celtx Project Central

(Comedy, Play) - Goldilocks has 5 tasks to complete in this fun panto. (doc - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Good Try, We Don't Like It by Topher Ryves and Bruce Snyder hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy) - A guy, Jerry, falls for his best friend, Audrey. (html - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Goodie Mob, The by Wesley Frazier hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy) - There is a briefcase. Within the briefcase is a quarter million dollars. The only question is...would you take it? This is a story of several unique characters, their greed and their humerous adventure of collecting this dough. (doc - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Gotta Love This Life by Cindy hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy) - This is the life of one girl growing up. She experiences negativity all of her life but eventually overcomes it and somehow learns to make the best of what life throws her way. (doc - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Graduation Day by Bill Barr (bolt28) hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy, Coming of Age) - Best friends Mark and Tony are five days away from their college graduation. Emotions run high as they struggle to bring closure to their college careers. Fueled by alcohol, the week quickly spirals out of control, erupting in a spasm of violence and self destructive behavior. But not all is as it seems as these boys have an exit plan that could change their lives forever. 100 pages (doc - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Grand Theft Auto: Libery City (Part I) by Wesley Frazier hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy) - Just like the video game, but better. Tony Versetti is introduced to the streets of Libery City and does he ever make an impact! This part features Luigi, Misty, and 8-ball. (doc - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Gravey People by J A Parker (GravyBoatMan) hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy, Drama, Fantasy, Horror) - Gravy People is a story following Burt, Buck, Clara, Stein, Leila and Cecilia as they come to discover a new form of life illumination within gravy. Arriving back from a trip at Whistler-Blackcomb Mountains, Stein, a nonchalant teenager, brings home a rare mixture he collected from the holiday. At Burt’s trailer in a secluded swamp along with Buck, Clara, sisters Leila and Cecilia, Stein introduces them to open a door inside their own minds where they’re able to be within each other’s dreams simultaneously. 115 pages (doc - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Grin and Bear It by Matthew Buchwald hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy) - When crackpot college boy J. Harry Hapless falls for the cold-hearted football team cheerleader, his life goes haywire in a non-stop series of madcap capers that take him around the world in a bearsuit. 101 pages (doc - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Growing Up Gorman by Eric Goren hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy) - Derek Gorman is a seventeen year old geek with attitude who has two main dreams: The first is to start a band with his friends Craig, Sanjay, and Jerry in order to obtain respect and popularity in their high school. The second is to steal the heart of the most beautiful girl in school, Patricia O'Connell, who just happens to be dating the captain of the football team, Jake Prouty. Will Gorman succeed in making his dreams come true? Will Gorman succeed in his quest to date Patricia? What events will change Gorman's life forever? 136 pages (doc - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Half Brothers by Tim Finkbeiner hosted by Half Brothers

(Comedy) - Four men from diverse backgrounds are brought together for a long weekend by the death of a man who may or may not be their father. 106 pages (html - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Harry Detective by The Goose hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy, Action, Adventure) - This is a 121 page script where a young boy wins an adult licence, enabling him to do anything that he wants, the youngster a cocky little creep named Harry signs up as a cop, and is soon a tough detective-sergeant, in this action/comedy he deals with life, feisty girls and mad gangsters trying to assassinate the president. (htm - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Harry Detective II: War On a Train by The Goose hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy, Action, Adventure) - Okay, this is the sequel to Harry detective one, this is about where Harry's new girl, Kym (from the last script) are sent to a fancy train trip so she can interview some top stars for her pop magazine. But as usual terrorists hi-jack the train... (htm - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Harry Monk by Brian Eggleston hosted by Brian Eggleston

(Comedy) - The story itself is the historically inaccurate account of the birth of pornography and revolves around the two main characters: Harry Monk, an unscrupulous alcoholic physician and Baron Pornobello, a hedonistic aristocrat who becomes the first 'porn baron'. (htm - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

He or She by L’Tisha Vaughn (ayekidd) hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy) - The four good friends are dealing with each others relationships. One of the girls has been dating this guy for 6 months and her friends think he's gay. She starts to have doubts about him. Other girl is dating his friend she thinks he's gay also. The other two girls tries to tell them what gay men look like, while dealing with their own homosexual experience. 50 pages (doc - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Help Incorporated by Charles McWittig (chappy) hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy, Play) - When Gary Webb is hired by Help Incorporated to man the CEO's pet project, it seems like a perfect fit. Soon, however, Gary is stealing the company's clients, insider trading, sleeping with the boss's mistress and generally speaking his mind about current events. Gary soon manages to anger everybody at the company and incurs the wrath of the CEO, who terminates the project. However, Help Incorporated is left with an employee it cannot control. How does a company handle someone like Gary while trying to help literally tens of thousands of clients? With extreme measures, of course. Help Incorporated is a black comedy with enough meat to fill a feedlot. 118 pages (doc - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Her 9 Lives by John Lyles hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy) - A feline-hating woman magically changes bodies with her fiance's temperamental Siamese cat. "Freaky Friday" meets "The Shaggy Dog". (120 Pages) (pdf - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Heros and Villains by Byron Lester hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy) - A spoof film of cinemas great Heroes and Villains. 79 pages (pdf - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

High School Story, A by Dan Militello hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy) - Immature humor galore...gay jokes, fart jokes ect. But actually a story with out there characters that ties itself together. Typical move high school jocks(5 main) are on a school baseball team that is a shoe in for the state championship...if they win the school will cut all funding from art programs to put into athletics. The marching band cant let this happen so behind their evil,weird, sexually frustrated leader Matt they devise a plan to kidnap the star pitcher...how, by seducing him with the head cheerleader Tiffany. 162 pages (doc - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Hitman by Fechete Paul-Cristian hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy) - Two step brothers start their hitmen career in the worse possible moment and soon find out that killing a man is no walk in the park. (pdf - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Holidays, The by Michael Alfaro Migoya hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy) - A very disfunctional famiyly decises to create their own holiday after family therapy. Their fighting carries them through the preparations and mistakes. In the end they realize that fighting is also a form of comunication, but what trouble has their holiday got them into? (html - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Houseboy: The Time We Were on Trial by Daniel Kreiner (EBurke73) hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy, Play) - It's the third season finale of a show you've never seen and the girls of Sigma Kappa Pi are gonna get all kinds of kicked out unless one of them makes the ultimate sacrifice. 81 pages (doc - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Humorous Debut another story alltogether by Rick Flannery hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy) - A racer who is an agent finds wild action,a shoe factory conspiracy,some rough bad dudes,a 'highlander'quickening,and an awesome date in Japan (htm - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Hybrid Moments by Jack Davies and James Coton hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy, Mockumentary) - About a band trying to start out, with an egomaniac singer songwriter who cant play any instruments, sing or write very well, he is quite rubbish but his band can play very well and would probably go far without him, this is about trying to make his band work with him and not just up and quitting, and coping with non-existant fame. Also examines the other characters in the band and their tumultious relationship to each other. (doc - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Hype by George Wong hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy) - Light hearted fun look at the present and future state of the music industry. The future of the music industry is uncertain. With the advent of Internet and emerging technologies, music record companies live in fear of being totally eradicated.

This story uses the relationship between the characters as a vehicle to predict how the end will come. It is a classic case of David meets Goliath. Needless to say the underdogs win the day. (doc - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

I Am Superman by Anthony Royle hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy) - Superman's quest for peace has succeeded, however, Superman and Clark Kent are now redundent. (doc - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

I Live In Bushy by Troy Hallal hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy, Romance, Drama) - Peter Mortlake loves Donatella Morris, Donatella Morris loves Peter Mortlake, Donatella Morris has a Jealously problem. Peter Mortlake cannot handle people with Jealously problems. Peter's best friend Chris Robertson doesnt trust girls, but sleeps with them, Veronica James loves Chris Robertson, Carla Taylor hates Chris Robertson, Chris Robertson doesnt know Carla hates him, Carla is Donetella's best friend Rocco went out with Donatella, Rocco loves Donatella, Donatella hates Rocco, everything's a problem when you live in Bushey. when it comes to living in Bushey there's more problems then most. (doc - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Idiot's Guide To Life, An (Film Number One) by The Goose hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy, Sci Fi, Horror, Romance, Adventure, Drama) - This is the first in a massive batch of 'Idiot's Guide' films, each film contains a few shorts on all sorts of things, some deal with the paranormal and the unexplained, some with love, life and sport and others are just, well, weird... (rtf - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

If Walls Could Talk by Jeff Helton (flashback67) hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy) - Selfish and egocentric, Coil Cambridge has everything, women, cars and a home. As a Wall Street trader, he spares no time for anyone but himself, not even for his two teenage kids from two different women. But when he accidentally asks for a wish to hear “walls” reveal intimate information to him, he abuses the ability to gain power but also gets more info than he bargains for which opens his eyes to the things he has let pass him by. 110 pages (pdf - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

In Good Company by Michael Dooner hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy, Play) - This Play concerns a comedy of errors, from start to finish, at a dinner party. The novel feature about this play is that people’s real emotions/feelings are demonstrated in the script by being underlined, with their respective name beside it. This can be achieved in the theatre by an over-head light, speakers, or a freeze-frame/pause in the action; whichever you feel suitable. 86 pages (doc - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

In The Rough by Peter Gillespie hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy) - A golf hustler has all the skills to be on the professional tour but there's one person who keeps getting in his way... himself. 115 pages (pdf - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Intimate Neighboring by Jennifer Longe hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy, Romantic Comedy) - Alan Anderson notices that his newborn son looks a lot like the guy nextdoor and he is more than determined to find out why; no matter how surprising the truth might be. 105 pages (pdf - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

It Happened on South Beach by Arden Ostrander hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy) - Which is stronger? Love? Lust? or Ambition? Three colleagues, two bright young guys and a smashing young lady, leave icy Chicago for a romp on South Beach while their bosses and biggest client evaluate the project they’ve just turned in. They vow ‘anything goes’ while in South Beach but knowing they’ll be graded on the curve causes them to form and abandon alliances, both sexual and professional. They flit between erotic adventure, true love and professional advancement. 93 pages (fdr - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

It's A Crime by Lawrence Watson hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy) - Vincent Dibiase and Casey O'Malley are mortal enemies, and bad guys. Governor Roger Martel sends for Egocentric Elliott Mess and Gluttonous Bill Murdock to arrest them. (doc - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Jabs, The by Brad Peterson hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy) - This sports comedy is themed around a newly franchised baseball team, comprised of the best available free agents in the game...and if you don't believe it, just ask them! Despite the player's ridiculous personalities, they are still able to win, or are they? A tragedy befalls them, which in-turn, shows them the "light" so to speak. 146 pages (pdf - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Jack & Jill by John Lyles hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy) - The love/hate relationship between Jack, a writer and Jill, a waitress. 30 pages (pdf - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Jack & Jill - Episode 1 All Work and No Play by John Lyles hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy) - Jack has trouble opening up to Jill. But after diverting a nasty break-up, Jack learns that some secrets are best left alone. 27 pages (pdf - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Jewboy by Paul M. Wolford hosted by Paul M. Wolford's Scripts

(Comedy) - High School sucks, especially for these guys: jocks; preps; supsension; after school jobs and failed rock gigs face our High School Heros. Will their goal to become the next KISS carry them on to fame and glory or will they fail and continue to be High School losers? (htm - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Jewboy II by Paul M. Wolford hosted by Paul M. Wolford's Scripts

(Comedy) - Our favorite band is back! Paul and the boys have graduated High School and are off on their inaugruarl self-financed tour but they are not alone as Shawn and Mike go along for the ride. (htm - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Jim Kramer: College Freshman by Mike Sapienza hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy) - This is a sequel to "The Life and Times of Jim Kramer". The story follows Jim Kramer through his first year of college. Along the way he comes across some interesting new people, while having to deal with making important life choices regarding his girlfriend Abbey. (html - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Judas is a good kisser by David Ascher hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy) - Paco and Jesus (but call him Jesse it makes him happy) are brothers. They hate eachother. Call-him-Jesse has the kind of diabetes that turns your kidneys to fibre board. He need a transplant. Paco says no. Call-him-Jesse says: You're going to give up a kidney or we're going to kill you and take it from your dead bosdy. We would have done that already except that transplants from a live donor have a better chance of success. So, Paco says yes and then goes out and deliberately catches AIDS before donating a kidney to his brother. (rtf - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Judge Vita Loca by Maurice L. Brown (NWO333) hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy, Romance) - A Judge and her three friends explore Atlanta's dating scene, chronicling the mating habits of single Atlantans. (doc - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Jukebox, The by Larry Hunter hosted by Colourwhirl Inc. Youth

(Comedy) - A comedy story centered around the juke box, dance and night clubbing in the forties and fifties (pdf - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Jungle Life by Trenton Harbour hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy) - No Sumary (htm - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Just a Few Friends by Alex Burchfield hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy) - Just A Few Friends is not the final in the 'Tri-Friend Trilogy'. It is the pilot in the 'Tri-Friend TV Series'. It focuses on scattered plotlines and flash backs and other weird stuff. (htm - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Just Another Low Budget Slasher Movie with Graphic Violence and Gratuitous Nudity by Chad Braund hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy) - Just another low budget slasher movie with graphic violence and gratuitous nudity. 90 pages (fdr - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Just One Smile by Gaurav R Panchal hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy, Play) - It's story about one angry man and one smiling man. Smiling man's job is to save angry man from doing suicide and make him smiling. (pdf - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

King Pole by Tim Weller hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy) - The rain comes down hard on a small sea side town called Lowestoft. Ray’z Circus is in town! For many people this is a joyful occasion but there is an evil in the circus that the spectators don’t see. Due to the fact that ground rent has risen, there are not many circus left in Europe and Ray’z is one of the last, but there is a dark secret that is keeping Ray’z up and running. Ray one of the directors deals drugs thought the circus to keep it up and running. Only a few of the circus artist knows this and these circus artists work for Ray as henchmen or drug runners. Robert (Ray’s brother) is the other circus director, he knows what is going on but is too scared to confront Ray. 140 pages (doc - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Knit One by William Sokolic (bsaks) hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy) - An estranged daughter and her widower father stitch their relationship back together on a comedic road trip from Florida to New York. 99 pages (pdf - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Lan: Let the Games Begin by Leonard Pothier and Jeff Long hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy) - This is a script based off actual events from our lives as a group of friends prepare for an upcoming LAN Tournament, as will as deal with everyday life leading up to the event. 160 pages (pdf - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Last Good Kiss, The by Donald Schwars hosted by Simply Scripts

(Comedy) - Paco deliberately catches AIDS before donating a kidney to his brother. (rtf - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Last Look, The by Larry Hunter hosted by colourwhirl inc. youth

(Comedy, Drama) - They are all good friends, professionals, theatrical and comical African American men in the community. Two Detectives, Proprietor of Designed Caskets, a popular Actor , a City Coroner and owner of a Mortuary. It is the gossip that drives the Actor to come up with a plan to stop the invasion of his privacy. His friends fit into the scheme of his plot. But he has to convince them that his plan is within the law. To him it?s the perfect plan that would put an end to the gossiping and save his second marriage to a young and beautiful wife. He thinks that his plan will either shock them to death mentally or really give them something to gossip about for the rest of their lives. (rtf - formatting: ) - Discuss this script

Leftovers by Dan Ward hosted by Dan Ward Music

(Comedy) - Steve's in his late twenties and still looking for love in the big city clubs. Little did he know he'd find it at his local tavern. Now, between his best friend, the ex-girlfriends, the new girlfriend and the regulars at the bar Steve negotiates the obstacle course called the modern relationship. 123 pages (pdf - formatting: ) - Discuss this script