the president's unexplained visit to the trailer park

                                              by 

                                       Daniel J. Toemta

INT. CAR (Moving) - day
For some reason the President of The United States of America is driving down a road in the countryside along with two Secret service agents. Agent DAVIS and agent RICHARDS.
agent DAVIS
Terrible thing what happened with that earthquake in L.A last night.
Agent richards
Yeah. How many people was it that died?
Agent davis
They've found 600 dead so far.
Agent richards
Hmmm... Yeah. So where are we going?
Agent davis
Didn't you listen to the President this morning? We're going out for a drive for no reason at all!....(to the President) So where ARE we going?
The president
There!
He points to a trailer park. By the entry sign there are three boys, age 15-16, shooting a movie.
The president (yelling)
Let's go!
The President makes a hard turn in to the trailer park. Agent Davis and Richards get thrown in to each other. They look at each other with a look that says “He's finally lost his mind!”

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INT. Lobby/kiosk - day
The boss, late 40’s, is talking to a guy named TOM, late 30’s.
The boss
So explain this to me again. You went to the bathroom for only two minutes and when you got back the cash register was just gone?!
Tom looks at the empty spot where the cash register used to be.
Tom
Yes.
We hear a loud *Bang* from outside.
The boss
Ok I'm gonna pretend i didn't hear that because I've got to much stuff on my mind right now! Well I guess I can't fire you since your father was my best friend.
A small glimpse of hope comes to Tom's mind.
The boss
But then I changed my mind! I’m funny like that. And I discovered that I don't care. You're fired!
Tom hangs his head in shame and walks outside. The boss goes behind the counter and looks at the blank spot where the cash register used to be.
Suddenly we hear three bangs from outside! *Bang* *Bang* *Bang*
The boss just rolls his eyes and goes to the back.

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Int. camping trailer - day
ALEX, mid 20’s, walks in.
alex
Hello, I'm back!
He walks over to the refrigerator and takes out a juice. He then turns around and pushes air...
Alex
What the...
He notices that both his TV and his VCR is gone.
Alex
Where's my TV?
JANE, early 20’s, comes out of the bathroom.
JANE
Oh hi, Alex! How was your trip?
Alex
Fine. Where's my TV? Where's my videoplayer?

Jane looks nervous.
Alex
What?
Jane
They were stolen.
Alex
Stolen? When?
Jane
A couple of hours ago. The police are on their way.
Alex
...Stolen?
Tom enters.
jane
Someone left the door open...
Tom scratches his head.
Alex
You left the door open?
Tom
Ehh...Well I was cooking and I...you know, I came in here to borrow your cooking knife and...I left the door open because I was gonna bring it right back!
Alex
Wait...you left the lock open or the door open?
Tom
The door...
alex
The door?! You left the door open?
Tom
Yes because I was gonna bring it right back!
Alex
....And?
Tom
Well I got caught up watching this soapopera. The bold and the beautiful!
Alex
So the door was wide open?
Tom
Wide open!
Alex turns to Jane.
Alex
And where were you?
Jane
I was out shopping!....Waiting for the shower to heat up.
Tom
Listen I'm sorry ok? I mean...you got insurance right?
Alex
No.
tom
How can you not have insurance?!
Alex walks over to his door.
Alex
Because I spent all my money on a clapto D-29! It's the most secure lock on the marked today! It has only ONE design flaw! The door...
He closes the door.
Alex (cont'd)
MUST BE CLOSED!
Tom
Listen I'm gonna find your stuff! I’m gonna solve it! I'm gonna...I'm on the case!
Alex sits down.
Alex 
Yeah. Don't investigate, don't pay me back. It was an accident.
Tom
I made a mistake.
Jane
These things happen.
Tom
I'm only human.
Alex
In your way.

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Ext. entry sign to trailer park - day
By the entry sign there are three boys, age 15-16, shooting a documentary. Their names are MATT, KEVIN and ETHAN. Matt is handling the camera, Kevin is in front of it and Ethan is just standing around watching.
Kevin
I'm standing here by the road where it's very common to see the bird  Dendrocopus major known as the Woodpecker. The Woodpecker is a part of the Dendrocopus family...
Matt stops the camera.
Matt
Car!
Ethan
Oh god damn it! What is this? Rush hour? We're never gonna be able to finish this by tomorrow!
Matt
Yeah, I doubt it!
The car is coming towards them in high speed. It makes a hard turn in to the trailer park and covers the three boys in gravel.
Matt
Oh my god!
Ethan
Holy shit! Who the fuck was that?
Kevin
Ooooh...he almost hit my eye!
Matt
Oh that's it! Screw the movie! I'm getting payback!
Matt looks around. He spots three nails on the ground and picks them up. He gives each of them one nail.
Kevin
Are we gonna do what we always do?
It's obvious that these are the troublemakers of this town.
Matt
Yes.
We hear a loud *Bang* from down the road.
Matt
What the...
All three run through a couple of trees so that no one will see them and they come out on the other side. They see that the car that past by them has crashed in to a container.
Matt
Ha! Serves him right!
Kevin
Are we still gonna do this?
Matt
Of course!
They walk carefully over to the car and they each go to a different wheel. They each punch a hole in a tire. *Bang* *Bang* *Bang* 
They all get on their feet fast and starts running up the road. But a police car is on it's way down it so they turn around and they run like hell past the President's car and around the house down towards the lavatories.
Tom comes out of one of them and the boys stop dead in their tracks.
Matt
Dad?
Tom 
Matt? What are you boys doing?

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int. car (moving) - day
Agent Davis and Richards get thrown in to each other. They look at each other with a look that says “He's finally lost his mind!”
the president
Hahahah!
Agent Davis sees that they're headed for a container
agent davis
No! Turn!!!
The President reacts to slow and the car crashes into the container with a bang.
They all get knocked out but agent Davis comes back to earth when he suddenly hears three loud bang noises *Bang* *Bang* *Bang*. He comes to and looks in the rear mirror that a cop car is headed down the road
agent davis
Well i'll be God damn! A cop when you need one!
He looks over at the unconscious President. He seems fine. The car didn't hit the container that hard. He gets out of the the car.

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int. police car (moving) - day
The two police officers COLIN, mid 20’s, and AL, mid 20’s, wears glasses, are driving down a road in the countryside. Colin is driving and Al is talking in the microphone.
Ted (v.o)
All I'm saying is, logistically Superman would brake Batman in half.
Al
Are you calling the bat-a-rang a sissy toy?
Colin
Yeah with a name like “bat-a-rang”, why would anyone think Batman is a sissy?
Al
Superman doesn't even have a cool identity. He just puts on glasses and acts like a jackass.
Colin
And it's a wonder you don't like him, Al.
Al
I happen to like superheroes that have a brain
ted (v.o)
Al, he can melt things with his eyes. HIS EYES.
dispatcher (v.o)
Knock it off! There's enough bullshit to fill a swimming pool around here!
Al
Why would you fill...
Colin grabs the microphone.
Colin
DON'T!
dispatcher (v.o)
Stop using this channel for private conversations! Colin! Al! Have you guys had a chance to check out that trailer park robbery yet.
Colin
We're there now.
dispatcher (v.o)
Good.
Colin makes a right turn down the road.
He hits the brakes when he sees three kids running directly towards the car. The three kids stop and starts to run in the opposite direction.
The car goes around a turn and they see a guy who's standing by a car which has crashed in to a container.
Al
Now what the hell happened here?
Colin stops the car and they get out.
Al
What happened? Do you need an ambulance.
Agent davis
No we've just got a few cuts and bruises. We need a tow truck though.
Al
I'll call you a tow truck.
He goes back to his car.
Colin
Who's with you?
davis
Trust me, you don't wanna know. I have everything under control.
Alex comes walking up the road.
Alex
What the hell happened here?
Colin
Were you the one that called us?
Alex
Yeah that was me.
Colin
ok then you have to file a rapport.
Alex
Alright.

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EXT. BY COP CAR - DAY
The tow truck has been here and has taken the President's car. Alex is filing a rapport to Colin and Al is sitting in the car talking to someone on the microphone.
Colin
Let's see that's a TV and a videoplayer.
Alex
Yeah that's correct. So are we done now?
Colin
Yeah. We'll look in to it and we'll call you if we... you know find anything.
Alex
Have you ever found anything?
Colin
No.
Colin gives him a copy of the rapport
alex
Well thanks anyway.
Colin
You're welcome.
Colin is about to leave when Tom suddenly comes running up the road followed Matt and Kevin.
Tom
Alex!
Tom runs up to them.
Tom
I found your stuff!

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ext. lavatories - day
Tom comes out of one of the lavatories and the boys stop dead in their tracks.
Matt
Dad?
Tom
Matt? What are you boys doing?
Matt
A car sprayed gravel on us and we wanted to get payback so we blew his tires and when we ran away a cop car showed up and we had to run away as fast as we could and now we have to hide!
Tom understands and want's to help them.
Tom
The police aren't here for you. Alex got robbed this morning so you boys can take it easy.
They are all relieved.
Tom
Come on, I'll take you boys home.

Int. ethan's house - day
tom
Ethan, is there anybody home?
Ethan
No my dad went to work early today.
Tom
Alright are you gonna be ok by yourself?
Ethan
Yeah I'll be fine.
Tom
fine, I'll see you later....
Tom notices something in a closet which has it's door slightly open.
Tom
What's that?
Ethan
What's what?
Tom walks over to the closet and opens it completely. Inside it there's a TV and a VCR.
Ethan (disappointedly)
Oh dad...

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ext. by cop car - day
tom
I found your stuff!
Alex
Where?

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ext. by cop car - day
alex
So where's Ethan now?
Tom
He stayed at home.
Colin
We'll stop by the place where Ethan's father works. If we don't find him there then we're gonna have to put out an APB on him. What you guys should do now is to just go home and get some rest.
Alex
Hey did you ever find out who was in that car?
Colin
Nope. Al called them a tow truck and they disappeared.

Int. tow truck (moving) - day
Agent Davis is sitting by the driver while Agent Richards is sitting next to him watching the President which is still knocked out. Davis speaks to the driver.
Agent davis
Do you want a new job?

                          The end