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Sunday, September 19, 2021

Original Script Sunday for September 19th - post author Don

Over on the Original Scripts page are fourteen original scripts for your reading pleasure.

What not try your hand at the September One Week Challenge? Scripts on the theme are due Friday the 24th at midnight edt.

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Saturday, September 18, 2021

The September One Week Challenge is on! It’s a 6 page quickie - post author Don

… Get the deets on the September, 2021 One Week Challenge

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Sunday, September 12, 2021

Original script Sunday for 9/12/21 - post author Don

Over on the Original Scripts page are eighteen original scripts for you reading pleasure.


Sunday, August 29, 2021

Original Script Sunday for August 29th - post author Don

Over on the Unproduced Scripts page are 20 original scripts for your reading pleasure including the Writer’s Choice from the August Challenge.

– Don

Sunday, August 15, 2021

Original Script Sunday for August 15th and the OWC - post author Don

Thirty one original scripts on the Unproduced Scripts page.

And the August OWC has been announced!

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Sunday, August 8, 2021

Original Script Sunday for August 8th - post author Don

Over on the Unproduced scripts page are fifteen original scripts. Stay tuned this space on Friday for an announcement!

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Sunday, July 4, 2021

Original Script Sunday and Happy Fourth of July - post author Don

Over on the Original Scripts page are seventeen original scripts for your reading pleasure.

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Monday, June 21, 2021

Ash Hole by David Lambertson – short script review (available for production*) - post author Don

ASH HOLE (4-page short comedy screenplay) by DAVID LAMBERTSON

A fitting celebration of one’s life.

I’m sure you’ve all been to a funeral and/or wake at some moment in your life. Usually, people say nice things about the deceased and exchange fond memories. BUT… what happens when there’s nothing nice to say about the deceased? What happens when mostly everyone at the wake despises them? Well, writer David Lambertson’s hilarious dark comedy “Ash Hole” gives us an idea.

We open at a wake being held at a restaurant where we see a large, printed photo of the deceased posted up on a tripod, Bobby Joe (42 at the time of his death). His younger brothers, Jimmy and Ray have the urn with Bobby Joe’s ashes in it. And it’s made very clear that neither brother was very fond of Bobby Joe.

            RAY
Look, I know he was our brother.
But he was a total and absolute
dick to everyone. All his life.
     (re: the urn)
And now we’re supposed to blow
two grand and three hours scattering
his ashes off some fucking boat?

            JIMMY
Ray, spreading his ashes at sea was
his final wish. We have to…

            RAY
We ought to just flush him.

Jimmy makes a good counterpoint: ashes are thick and it would clog the toilet. So, Ray decides to dump a little bit into the toilet at a time. After all, it all ends up at sea anyway, right?

Soon, Jimmy gets in on the action, flushing just a little bit of the ashes down the toilet.

            JIMMY
This is for being in Vegas during
Mom’s funeral.
     (drops ashes into the bowl)
FUCK YOU, BOBBY JOE!

Neither brother wants to make a three-hour trip to the ocean to dump the rest of the remains. So they come up with a proposition to the rest of the “mourners” still at the restaurant.

            RAY
     (to the mourners)
Okay, for a small offense, you
get to dump a…
     (holds up a spoon)
Spoonful. A medium offense…
     (holds up a glass)
A glassful. And a big offense…
     (holds up a bowl)
A bowlful. Everyone get it?

And the fun doesn’t stop there: there’s even a twist to cap off an already laugh-out-loud romp. This comes highly recommended to any filmmakers looking for a hilarious, budget-friendly comedy to produce.

BUDGET: Low (one location).

ABOUT THE WRITER: David Lambertson: I took up writing rather late in life having already been retired before I put pen to paper (okay – finger to computer key) for the first time. My favorite genres to read and write are dramedies and romantic comedies. In addition to this short, I have written four features; “The Last Statesman” (a 2015 PAGE finalist and a Nicholl’s and BlueCat quarter-finalist), “The Beginning of The End and The End” (a PAGE Semi-Finalist). “Taking Stock” (a drama) and a new comedy – “Screw You Tube”. Want to learn more? Reach Dave at dlambertson (at) hotmail! And visit his website.

Read: ASH HOLE (4-page short comedy screenplay)

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*This screenplay may not be used or reproduced for any purpose including educational purposes without the expressed written permission of the author.

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About the Reviewer: Michael J. Kospiah is the award-winning screenwriter of critically acclaimed indie-thriller, The Suicide Theory (79% Rotten Tomatoes – available on Amazon Prime, Itunes, Google Play, etc) and 2020’s upcoming Aussie thriller, Rage. His horror feature, They Never Left is currently in development.

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Sunday, June 20, 2021

Original Script Sunday for June 20th - post author Don

Over on the Unproduced Scripts page are fourteen original scripts for your reading pleasure.

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