"Wonderland"

screenplay by
Nicole Adams
&
Tanner Murray
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INT.Alice's Work place

ALICE
But sir, I have worked hard for this company. 
You can't just kick me out now!

MS. GROUCH 
If you haven't noticed I am not a sir; and yes I can kick you out now!

ALICE 
Sorry ma'am but you are the most insignificant woman on the whole planet!

MS. GROUCH 
Excuse me but no one has aked for your opinon you stupid little twit! Now get out of my presence before I call security!

	Alice gives her a nasty look and stomps out.

FADE OUT:

FADE IN:

INT. Alice's House
	Alice walks in and sits on the couch. She reaches for the remote then sets it down.

ALICE 
Oh ya I forgot. They turned off my cable.

	There is a knock on the door.

ALICE
The door is open.

	Ryan walks in, he is dressed almost like a hobo.

RYAN
Hey Alice! This is one cool pad, man.  This is like rad. 
Wow I rhymed man. I'm like a poet man and I don't even know it.

ALICE
Christ Ryan are you drunk or high or something?

RYAN 
No, no, I got some new drugs for you to try.

ALICE 
I am not in the mood.

RYAN
Whats the matter Alice?

ALICE 
Got fired today.

RYAN
C'mon. I'll sell them cheap to ya $5.00 a pop man .
 I bought it for ten.

ALICE
What is it?

RYAN 
Uh, I think it is called WL500. Man, they are awesome. 
You should really try them.

ALICE 
Well, can I pay you back later. I have no money 
but I have to have something!

RYAN 
Um, alright. Only this one time and cause you're 
like my best friend.

ALICE 
Thanks Ryan.

FADE OUT:

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INT. Alice's house-Living room
	Alice is on the floor guzzeling vodka, than some 7up. She is wasted. She almost falls over. She then looks at the bag of WL500. She then pours it into a straight line and sniffs it up with a rolled up dollar bill. She falls over onto her back.

FADE OUT

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	A mouth goes up to Alice's ear.

VOICE 
Follow the pink elephant!

FADE OUT

FADE IN: Alice is asleep in the grass and then  she wakes up puzzled.

ALICE
Jeez Ryan, this is some crazy stuff you gave me.

	Alice sees a pink elephant and blinks, she shakes here head in disbelief.

ALICE
This is some crazy crap you gave me. Hold on, 
wasn't I told to follow a pink elephant. Alright then, here I go.

	She goes and follows the elephant. She walks and then notices she is on a path. She looks up and can't see the elephant. Suddenly Alice comes upon a hole. 

ALICE 
An elephant hole, huh?

VOICE
Come in Alice. It is fun down here, in wonderland.

ALICE
(laugh)
 I'm coming down.
	
	Alice begins to climb down.

EXT.Wonderland
	Wonderland is full of neon colors mostly yellow and purple.

ALICE 
Where am I?

VOICES 
Wonderland!

ALICE 
Wonderland?

	Suddenly a Cat/human creature jumps out directly in front of Alice.

CAT/HUMAN 
Hello dear, I've been expecting you.

ALICE
What? Who are you, what are you?

CAT/HUMAN
I am a Caman and my name you shall 
learn in good time young one. 
Come, you'll be much safer at my place. Come on, I don't bite, much.

	Cat/Human smiles a feline smile and walks away. Alice who is curious and has nowhere else to go, follows.

FADE OUT

FADE IN:

INT. Cat/Human house
	Alice and the cat/human sit at a table.

ALICE 
So what is your real name?

CAT/HUMAN 
My name is Korana.

ALICE
 What exactly am I doing here?

KORANA 
You want something to drink Alice?

ALICE 
Wine, Red wine!

	Alice takes a sip of wine.

ALICE 
A while back you said I'll be safer here. 
Why wasn't I safe out there?

KORANA
Wonderland is a place of many surprises Alice, evil surprises.

ALICE  
What kind of evil surprises are there, Korana?

KORANA
It is getting late. You should go to bed now.

ALICE
Why do you keep everything in mystery? It
 is getting annoying.

KORANA
I have my reasons. Go now before I get angry with you. 
You don't want me angry.

	Korana and Alice stare at eachother and Korna sighs.

KORANA 
Fine Bright eyes, I'll tell you of some surprises 
but not now. Things may be listening.

	Korana stalks off into her room leaving Alice at the table with her cup of wine in hand staring outside with a thoughtful look in her face.
FADE OUT

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	INT.Korana's house
	Alice sleeps on the floor covered in blankets. Korana runs in and grabs Alice.  Alice awakes...

ALICE
Korana what the-

KORANA
No time for words right now Alice, she is coming. Come dear, stay 
low. I'll show you the evil!
	
	Korana and Alice crawl to the window.

KORANA 
Take a look dear, take a look.

ALICE' POV

	Out side of the window Queen Grouch holds a wooden basket filled with some sort of flower.

ALICE
It is just a woman picking flowers.

KORANA 
(laughs) 
Flowers, honey, she is picking the freshiest weed in 
Wonderland. That Alice is the Demon of this land. She is Queen Grouch.

ALICE
Really, weed can I buy some? ( Korana glares at her)
[ Alice clears her throat] Okay uh, why is she a demon, then?

KORANA
(scoffs) Well darling she really is a demon. They say she is 1,000 years old. She sold her soul to the devil. What she traded was to be young, beautiful and live forever. Now, she uses those "gifts" for evil. She murders, cheats and rules us all. She wants us all as slaves. But there is one problem, it is said that if she can not find another creature like herself, and scarfice them, she will go to hell and be his slave for all eternity.

ALICE
So are you her slave?

KORANA 
No, bright eyes. I am a special Caman. 
She bargained with the devil, I with the Lord. He sent me to protect the creature she will use to save her own skin.

	Korana gives ALice a meaningful look and it dawns on Alice.

ALICE 
You mean you are protecting me? (pointing) 
She wants want to kill me since I am also human? she wants to kill me so she doesn't become a slave?

KORANA
Very good bright eyes, very good. Come you must hide, for she knows 
I will protect you and that you are to come around now.

 	There is a loud bang on the front door.

KORANA
(whisper) 
Alice, get out through the back door quickly and quietly.

	Alice leaves.

KORANA 
Come in Grouch!
	Queen Grouch enters.

QUEEN GROUCH 
Evening Korana.

KORANA
What are you doing here demon?

QUEEN GROUCH
 You know very well why I am here Korana! Were is SHE!

KORANA 
I'll never tell !

QUEEN GROUCH 
You will !

	Queen Grouch links her hand around Korana's neck.

KORANA 
Go ahead Grouch, kill me. You know I will come 
back as a dog or a tree or even the weed in your basket. You know I'll come back!

QUEEN GROUCH 
DIE!

	Queen Grouch throws Korana on the floor.

QUEEN GROUCH
I'll find her!

	Queen Grouch leaves, Alice overheard from the window and comes back in.

ALICE
(whispering hysterically) 
Koarana! Korana! Wake up C'mon! get up!

	Korana turns around a smiles at Alice.

KORANA 
I'm dying bright eyes, but I will see you agian. Keep a 
watch out for her. Trust No one, bright eyes trust no on. When someone..... says..... Bive Bri... you reply....

ALICE 
Korana,what do I say?

KORANA: 
You.... re-replay.... Live... die. Good bye b.. b.. bright eyes.

	Korana touches Alice's cheek and her hand drops to the floor.

FADE OUT

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	Alice pulls over a blanket  over Korana's body. She then grabs a bag and stuffs in clothes, blankets, and a loaf of bread. She walks back to where Korana had lain but there is no one there, just a blanket.

ALICE
See ya in the future, Korana.
FADE OUT

FADE IN:

Alice has the bag of clothes, blankets, food , and water.  She is walking around in the multicolored wood. She sees fog ahead and hears strange noises. She keeps walking but out pops out a orange faced man named High.

HIGH 
Hello there, I am High. Well that is my nickname cause 
I get high hehe.  So who are you and what is your business do you have in this wood?

ALICE
Um, I'm ALice and I'm uh just passing traveling through.

Alice trys to get passed him but he blocks her way.

HIGH 
Sorry Alice, but Queen Grouch's orders are for travelers 
to have a pass. Got one?

ALICE 
No, but, can't I just get through?

HIGH 
No! But (whispers) come closer things could be listening.
(Alice gets closer) listen closely, Bive Bri,

ALICE 
Live...die!

HIGH 
Hi bright eyes!

ALICE
Korana~

HIGH 
No,no, call me High. Korana is no longer my name, it is in the past.

ALICE
What happened to you after you died?

HIGH:
The lord remade me. Now listen before something spots you. Go around the bend  make a right and circle back here. Take this if you get lost. It will buzz when you go in the right direction. Go now Alice HURRY!

FADE OUT

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Alice comes through and High is leaning agianst a tree.

HIGH 
Come now I have a good friend in these parts. Stay close and be quiet. Ii is just as dangerous here.

Alice and High are running across the grouds. They come to a key board.

HIGH
Remember these numbers ALice.

High presses 32498 on the keyboard.

HIGH 
Come in Alice and be silent.

Alice comes in and stumbles on Vincent who is sleeping.

VINCENT 
Ahh, come now High is it, no? I need my sleep ya know! I just started spring and it took all my power to get a few buds to grow for Roses sake!

HIGH 
Sorry Vincent. I needed a place to hide Alice for the night.

VINCENT
Ahh, now you've gone and done it! The squrrels were asleep but now they're  nestin' again you crazy git. Now this is a pretty lass, Alice is it?

ALICE
I am sorry, but, who are you?

VINCENT
I am Vincent but some like to call me Father Nature.

ALICE
 Since you're Father Nature I have a  question for you?

VINCENT
 What is it Alice?

ALICE
 Why is everything in Wonderland so purple and yellow, and sometimes blue or even gray?

VINCENT
 Now Alice, these colors show my personality. In your
 world everything is green and bland but here it is all outragous.

HIGH
 ( in Alice's ear) 
If your are smart you will not ask him anymore questions.

ALICE
 Sorry.

VINCENT
 Well, we all better be off to bed soon.

ALICE
 Yes Father Time. Oops, sorry. I meant-

VINCENT
 What did you call me!

HIGH
 Please calm down Father Nature. Alice did't call Him that, ever. He lost a game of poker to Father Time once.

VINCENT
(Breathing in and out 3 times) Okay, just go before I lose control of my temper. GO!

Alice climbs up the stairs till she notices that High isn't following; she stops and listens.

HIGH
How long do we have before she finally comes?

VINCENT
 I would suggst staying for the night. She may already now you're here.

HIGH
Alright, we'll leave at 5:00. Goodnight Vincent.

VINCENT
 Goodnight High.

Alice continues to walk up the stairs.

FADE OUT

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	Alice is a sleep till she is awoken by the roaring voices. High burstes in .

HIGH 
Hurry Alice, hurry. We must leave immedietly.

ALICE
 Why?

HIGH
 She is here, Grouch is here!

INT. Vincent's living space
	Queen Grouch and Vincent are standing nose to nose.

VINCENT
 I do not wish to fight but If I have to I will Grouch!

QUEEN GROUCH
 Just hand over the girl Vincent!

VINCENT
 Never!

	Vincent grabs his sword out of his cloak and Queen Grouch  does the same. They hit swords.  They hit agian and agian. Queen Grouch raises her hand and plummets Vincent to the floor. Queen Grouch slices him a little bit.

QUEEN GROUCH 
Fool! You know I won't kill you! Where would we be without
 the nature. No weed, how would we live!

VINCENT 
Yes but I could kill you and we all would be better 
off without you, you wrecthed boar!

QUEEN GROUCH 
(Sneers as she places her sword at Vincent's throat) 
You insolent fool! Now that I think of it, I could disable you
 and keep you alive long enough to train a younger version of yourself; then dispose of you as I wish.

While Queen Grouch is talking Vincent reaches for his sword and she doesn't notice till he slices her hard enough to get her attenion and get her off him.

QUEEN GROUCH 
Ahhh hh!

Vincent runs through the back with Grouch on his heels. He stops long enough to urge bushes to grow and escapes. Grouch is stopped and shouts!

QUEEN GROUCH 
Curses!

FADE OUT

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EXT.Wonderland-Wood
	Alice and High are in the forest running. We hear the shout  of Queen Grouch, and the groans of Vincent in pain. Alice and High approach Vincent.

HIGH 
Vincent are you in pain?

VINCENT
 Ya, How are you?

HIGH
 Great, tell me where it hurts..

	High feels around Vincent's body and pushes. Vincent yelps in pain when he finds the spot.

ALICE
 You're hurt! You said you where fine!

HIGH
 Shush Alice! I think I know a cure. Help me get him to a safer place.

FADE OUT

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EXT.Wonderland-Wood
	HIgh and ALice are walking.

ALICE 
High, do you think that Vincent will be safe there?

HIGH
Yes ALice. The evil, talking, posionous flowers
really aren't that bad.

ALICE
Why did we leave him at a place that starts with evil?

HIGH
Alice, Shut-up.

	Queen Grouch jumps out in front of them and grabs their necks.

QUEEN GROUCH
 You two are coming with me!

FADE OUT

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Alice awakes in a torture chamber, tied to a chair. She see's Grouch in front of her.

QUEEN GROUCH
 Well, well, well. Sleeping Beauty awakens.

ALICE
What do you want from me?

QUEEN GROUCH
 Well we don't exactly have Bright eyes do we? 
Besides, you already know don't you?

ALICE
Where's High?

QUEEN GROUCH
 High, Korana, Bala, Stalat, who knows. She's probably being 
remade by the lord right now, or not. In any case, he or she isn't relevant.

ALICE
What did you do to her, you witch!

QUEEN GROUCH(
fake whimpering)
 Ouch, thay witch part stung Alice, please don't do it agian!If you must know, we killed him/her, but before we did we did an 
incarnation I invented to send him/her to my lord. 
Now you're mine!

ALICE
(weeping)
 Please don't kill me!

QUEEN GROUCH
 (thinking) 
You will still die , but since I am most merciful, you may have one last wish.

ALICE
 I wish to go home!

QUEEN GROUCH
 Tut, tut, tut, you know I can't grant you that, try agian.

ALICE
 Fine, then give me a unpainful death.

QUEEN GROUCH
 Fine.  The torture chamber will be empty tonight.
  Off with her head.

ALICE
 I said unpainful !

QUEEN GROUCH
 It is, quick and unpainful.

	Queen Grouch lowers Alice's head than raises her sword and drops it on her neck, Alice's head falls in the basket.

Quick Cut to:
	EXT: Alice's house- living-room 
	Alice jolts up from the ground and smiles,

ALICE
I want some more!

THE END