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VICES An original Short screenplay by Larry © 2004 FADE IN: EXT. STREET, CITY SIDEWALK - DAY The street bustles with life. A VERY PRETTY GIRL, wearing a sky-blue blouse and jeans scuttles towards a BIG GUY. The guy is a motherfucking hunk. GUY Hey baby, where've you been last night? PRETTY GIRL Do I have to tell you, we all have secrets. Everyone has secrets they have to hide. And all of a sudden, the girl, the busy street FREEZE FRAMES! Everything is freezeframed from this point. CUT TO: Two Men. All of them are about mid 3O's they all look very respectable. One is wearing a long brown t-shirt... the other guy is wearing a gray Bossini polo. The guy in gray is MILTON. The guy in the brown t-shirt is GIOBBI. Giobbi holds a PORNO MAGAZINE in his hands, and he's checking out pictures of women, half-naked, ass naked, you name it. Wow, this guy's getting a motherfucking boner. MILTON Hey, Giobbi, let me see that! GIOBBI You know her? Giobbi hands Milton the magazine. GIOBBI Milton, you know her? MILTON Nah. But I'd have more potential to start boning over her merely because of her tummy. You don't have cumshots for her, do you? Both of them cackle. Both of them begin to stride. They even jog momentarily, but then they get to walking moderato. GIOBBI Man, you always love cumshots? Why cumshots? MILTON The ass makes me more emotional. Milton starts laughing hard. As if Giobbi, also a perverted bastard he doesn't laugh to hard, instead he chuckles and shakes his head in disapporval of what Milton might have just said. They continue to walk. As they walk --- FREEZE FRAME AGAIN! Now they're both freezeframed! And the following text is SUPER'D in white: WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE? THESE PEOPLE ARE NO DIFFERENT FROM ANY OF YOU. Freezeframe ends. Now everything's in motion again. GIOBBI Why does the ass make you more emotional? MILTON No man, I don't worship the ass. Well, I'd love subliminal reveals of parts of the pubes of a chick's cunt anytime. Gimme that any time and-- -- Then Giobbi bursts out into laughter. GIOBBI (still laughing real hard) Fuck you! They continue to walk. But this time they've reached a place that's barely trodded on by a person in sight. The coast, the sidewalk is clearer now. Oh well. But there are still people from all walks of life who can be seen every once in awhile. GIOBBI Pop quiz, my friend: how long can a woman's pussy start leaking? MILTON 30 seconds. GIOBBI A hundred and seven, actually, on and off... Giobbi laughs his ass out once again. MILTON How the fuck do you know all this? Milton starts laughing too. GIOBBI In high school I'd stand right outside the girls territory where you can see the cuties get in and out of stalls... and guess what? MILTON What (his own laughter interrupts him), motherfucker? GIOBBI With that, I was holding a stop--- Giobbi laughs so hard he couldn't go on speaking. GIOBBI A motherfucking stopwatch! Giobbi calms down. GIOBBI I could get slight boners by that, then... Milton turns to ACROSS THE STREET --- THE SIDEWALK AS WELL! And he sees --- hey! THE PRETTY GIRL in the beginning; the one with the blue blouse! And as she did earlier, as SHE IS doing, she dashes towards her hunking boyfriend, and they converse... MILTON (about the pretty girl) I'm wonderin' how long that girl's pussy can leak. GIOBBI I'd speculate a hundred and seven secs more or less and I'd bet 50 bucks on your ass if... Milton just chuckles and shakes his head. And sighs. Suddenly, they all stop walking. They just look at each other as if they're about to part. MILTON See you, Giobb. GIOBBI Yeah. So you've got------- MILTON I've got 'ta hold a five-thirty... The mass must begin in an hour. GIOBBI Okay, see 'ya Fatha! MILTON Be cool, brutha fucka! Milton cackles. Then, from THE OTHERSIDE of the sidewalk, Milton walks TOWARDS A CHURCH!!!!! Milton's holding a small leather pouch that could be containing a thick book, and that thick book could only be------ Oh, goodness!!!!! Milton was a priest. Oh my. Oh my. IRIS OUT on Milton as he walks on towards his Church. ON BLACK: Dr. Jacob Marlo - Psychiatrist FADE IN: A doctor, seated in front of his desk, dressed in a white coat starts to converse in front of a camera. This is the POV of a tv monitor! DOCTOR There are no excemptions. We all have our imperfections, our vices, our in quotes ORIGINAL sins. We can hide things... The doctor shrugs. DOCTOR Most often those things are best kept top secret. Beat. DOCTOR We all have our fantasies, that who's only minds we wish to reveal them to are that of our own. Yes, WE ALL... if you say you don't, then slight abnormalities handicap you. We are all only human. Beat. DOCTOR All of us... including YOU. FADE OUT: THE END.
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