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"Star City" By Audie A. Murphy 5/17/04 FADE IN: The new Orlando Concert Center gleams in the Florida sun. INT.- CONCERT CENTER - DAY A stage faces thousands of empty seats. Under spotlights, MELISSA KNOX rehearses with backup dancers. She's twenty-two, blonde, America's pop princess. Bubble-gum rock BLARES. A security guard dozes in a chair in the wings. As she dances Melissa notices a JANITOR pulling a wheeled plastic trash can along an aisle amid the empty seats. He is tall, lanky, wears a jumpsuit. Something hinky about him has caught her eye. Suddenly the janitor pulls a rifle from the trash can, aims and FIRES. Melissa, hit in the forehead, goes down. The dancers scream. The security guard awakens, FALLS out of his chair. The gunman UNFURLS a red banner with black letters and drapes it across several seats. INSERT - THE BANNER "E.A.G.L.E." BACK TO SCENE The janitor, weapon in hand, runs from the hall. A door SLAMS in the distance. Melissa lies on her back. She raises a hand to her face, feels wetness, lifts the hand and sees it's covered with blue liquid. She sits up, looks around, realizes she's been hit with a paintball. She begins to curse loud and long. EXT. - STAR CITY LIMITS - SAME TIME On a busy beach highway a sign announces "WELCOME TO STAR CITY - FLORIDA'S PLAYGROUND". INT. - HOME - SAME TIME JOHN DAY is sprawled asleep on a sofa. He's in his mid twenties, average-looking. A newspaper is open on his chest. His old-style Florida home has high ceilings, a fireplace -- unused now because it's spring -- and large screened windows open to catch the breeze. Next to the fireplace BENNY, a black Labrador retriever, sleeps on a throw rug. Suddenly LOUD KNOCKS RATTLE the front door. The dog sits up, alert. John awakes, gets up, opens the door. His ex-wife, NANCY OWEN, storms into the room. She's about his age, darkly attractive, sexy in a carnivorous way. She notices John's bedraggled appearance. NANCY Sleeping late, I see. Don't you have to teach today? Or is that part- time instructor job too much for you? JOHN At least I make an honest living. Nancy whirls, the two glare at each other. NANCY I'll let that pass. You're still pissed off about the divorce. Time to get over it. Life goes on. JOHN Maybe I'm old-fashioned, but the way you went about it seemed a little cold, even for you. You might have waited until the Army doctors had finished patching me up. NANCY Oh, brother. I don't know how I stood being married to you all those months. I didn't send you to Iraq. You were the one who joined the National Guard. JOHN I joined to make extra money so I could afford to marry you. NANCY So everything is my fault. You're such a whiner. Larry never whines. When he has a setback, he figures out how to rise above it. JOHN The only thing he rises above is you. The rest of the time he's trying to bulldoze some neighborhood park to build a high-rise. NANCY I'll have you know that Larry Bancroft is the most respected real estate professional in this town, and I'm not far behind. Thanks to him, I have a bright future now. Not like when I was with you, living hand to mouth and waiting for a record deal that never came. JOHN You knew all along that jazz guitarists don't get rich. That's why I teach, to make ends meet. NANCY But your ends never do quite meet, do they? That's why you still live in this dump and always will. Anyway, I stopped by to tell you that I'm chairing the Star City Festival this year, and we won't be needing your dubious talents. JOHN Somehow I'm not surprised. NANCY But you will be surprised by who we've lined up as the main talent -- Melissa Knox! Isn't that fantastic? Larry arranged it. He has connections. JOHN I suppose Larry also gets a percentage of all the bubblegum sold at the show. NANCY Go ahead, make fun. We'll see who has the last laugh when all the big networks are here interviewing yours truly. JOHN Gee, and I can say I knew you when. NANCY Oh, you're hopeless. You deserve to be stuck here alone with your weird dog. Goodbye, John. (to the black Lab) Goodbye, Benny. Don't steal anything small. She strides from the room, her high heels CLICKING on the wood floor, SLAMS the door behind her. John and Benny watch her go. Benny SNORTS and lies back down. JOHN My sentiments exactly, Benny. EXT. ORLANDO - HOTEL BUMBY - SAME DAY The lakefront hotel dominates the city's skyline. INT. - ROXY'S SUITE ROXY KNOX, the mother and manager of Melissa, is on her cell phone talking to her daughter. Roxy is fortyish, feisty, not to be trifled with. ROXY Everyone loves you, baby, and don't you forget it. WHIMPERING is heard from the phone. ROXY I know. It's crazy. A paintball gun. It must have been some mental case. Don't worry. Just go back to rehearsing. We won't let it happen again, I promise you that. Goodbye now. Mommy loves you. Goodbye. Roxy stabs numbers into the phone. ROXY Hello, this is Roxy Knox. How am I? I'm furious, that's how I am. You people are supposed to provide the best security in the business and you let this happen. Someone just walks in and takes a potshot at my daughter. That's unacceptable. I want whoever is responsible fired, and that's just the beginning. I'll get back to you. She puts the phone down on the arm of the chair and stares at it. She drums her fingers. It RINGS. She grabs it. ROXY Hello? We hear metallic LAUGHTER, a human voice turned into a robotic drone by a mechanical device. The voice is unrecognizable. ROXY You bastard. You insane, miserable bastard. CALLER (V.O.) Calm down, Roxy. You should know we wouldn't hurt your little pop tart. She's too valuable to us. But all that could change if you don't agree to play by our rules. ROXY You dirty - CALLER (V.O.) I told you it would be a surprise. Now you know we can reach her anywhere. Do you still want to play games or are you ready to pay up? ROXY I told you last time, if you think I'm going to turn over ten percent of my daughter's income to you idiots, you have another think coming. E.A.G.L.E. my ass. A bunch of gangsters, that's what you are. CALLER (V.O.) That's a cruel way to describe us. We're idealists -- Environmentalists Against Growth, Litter and Exploitation. We want you to support our cause, that's all. But if you choose not to, we could become more unpleasant. ROXY What do you mean? Is that another threat? CALLER (V.O.) Another appeal, that's all. We are very civilized. If you don't cooperate, we will simply destroy her career. We will disrupt her concerts, embarrass her in public. We'll try not to harm her physically, but we can't promise anything. ROXY You can't extort money from me. I'll find out who you are and have you all thrown in jail. Before I'm through, you E.A.G.L.E.s will be jailbirds. CALLER (V.O.) Nice twist on the metaphor, but don't say we didn't warn you. The caller hangs up. Roxy sits staring at the phone, then yells for her assistant. ROXY Chrissy! Bring me my special phone numbers, the emergency list. After a moment the assistant enters and hands Roxy a small black notebook. Roxy thumbs through it, puts it down on the chair arm and punches more numbers into the phone. ROXY Go get me a scotch and soda. Give me five minutes before you bring it. The assistant leaves the room. ROXY (on the phone) Hello? I want to talk to Joe Boleto. This is Roxy Knox. Yes, I'll hold. INT. - JOHN'S HOUSE - DAY It's later. John lies on the couch reading the paper. Benny emerges from the kitchen with a woman's purse in his mouth. He places the purse on John's stomach and sits. John sits up. JOHN What's this? Where'd you get this? Have you been stealing again? John takes a wallet from the purse, opens it, reads aloud. JOHN Sylvia Johnson. Great. You went out the doggy door and stole our next- door neighbor's purse. She's still not speaking to me after you stole her portable radio last week. Now I have to take this back and apologize again. This has to stop, Benny. Benny cowers in shame. John is peeved, but can't stay mad at the mutt. He scratches Benny's ears. JOHN That's OK, boy. I know you can't help it. You do what you were trained to do. I just wish you could forget what that con man taught you. Responding to the friendlier tone, Benny brightens, his tongue lolling. JOHN I remember the first time we met, when you brought me that camera at the college. I put two and two together and the answer was simple: professional thief. Someone had trained you to steal. But why did you latch onto me? Did I remind you of that other guy? EXT. - STAR CITY COMMUNITY COLLEGE - DAY - FLASHBACK SUBTITLE - THREE MONTHS EARLIER On a busy sidewalk, John CHATS with a female student about her grades. She leaves, he sits on a cement bench to rest. He's absorbed in a lesson plan as Benny approaches with a digital camera in his mouth. John looks up, startled. JOHN Well, where did you come from? What's that in your mouth? John takes the camera, wipes the dog slobber on his pants leg, looks at it closely. He looks around for the owner. No one seems to be missing a camera. He stands up. JOHN Great. Now I have to turn this in to Lost and Found. That means I'll be late for my class. It's all your fault. You need to go home. Go back to your owner. Go on! John walks away. The dog follows. John stops, looks behind him. Benny stops, sits, looks up cheerfully. John starts walking again, Benny follows. JOHN There's no way you're adopting me. I don't even like dogs that much. INT. - JOHN'S LIVING ROOM - BACK TO PRESENT JOHN (still talking to Benny) The camera's owner showed up eventually, but what happened to your owner? You were only supposed to stay here temporarily, remember? Well, you're still here. You're a big moocher, that's what you are. Benny paws at John's leg, whines. JOHN You want to go for a walk? OK, we'll go to the park. Let's go! EXT.- WATERFRONT PARK - DAY Benny, on a leash, leads John through the park. Palm trees, flowers, luxuriant foliage. The Indian River Lagoon, a saltwater estuary, is visible in the background. A stray cat crosses their path, hisses. Benny yelps, cringes behind John. JOHN It's just a cat, Benny. For God's sake. Here, I'll take the leash off. Do your thing. Chase the cat. Go on, chase it. He unsnaps the leash. Benny sits, head lowered. JOHN What a wussy mutt you are. A dog who's a trained thief but afraid of cats. Come on, let's get going. They walk on. Benny chases a butterfly into some bushes on the shoreline. Moments later, a woman SCREAMS. JOHN Benny, where are you? What's going on? Benny emerges from the bushes. He carries a bikini top in his mouth. JOHN What have you done now? Benny drops the bikini top at John's feet. WOMAN'S VOICE (O.S.) Hey! Bring that back! JOHN Hold on. I'll throw it over to you. He picks up the bikini top, walks toward the bushes, LOBS it over them. WOMAN'S VOICE (O.S.) Don't come any closer. You must be a real sicko to teach your dog to steal women's clothes. JOHN I didn't teach him to steal anything. He's a kleptomaniac. WOMAN'S VOICE (O.S.) That's ridiculous. A dog can't be a kleptomaniac. JOHN This dog is. He will steal anything that's not nailed down. I've been trying to break him from it. The bushes stir. LIBBY THOMAS emerges, bikini in place. She's twenty- something, strawberry blond, freckled. JOHN Hello. I'm John Day. This is Benny. Sorry about this little misunderstanding. LIBBY Benny is a funny name for a dog. JOHN It's after my favorite comedian, Jack Benny. And he's a funny dog. LIBBY I'll bet. JOHN I teach music at the community college. Are you from around here? LIBBY I moved down here from New York to help my grandfather with his business. I just graduated from Cornell. John extends his hand. JOHN Nice to -- LIBBY Hey, I'm late. Gotta get my stuff. She turns, retraces her path. JOHN I didn't catch your name. LIBBY I didn't throw it. She lifts her right hand, reverses it, waggles her fingers goodbye. EXT. - CADILLAC ON I-95 - NIGHT The car glides south amid sparse traffic. A road sign says MIAMI - 200 MILES. INT. - CADILLAC The occupants are two young men. The driver, FRANKIE O'BRIEN, is big, fleshy, florid. His partner, JIMMY BOLETO, is dark, intense, clearly the boss. Their heads bob in time to SINATRA TUNE on the radio, then Frankie turns down the volume. FRANKIE This was a great day, Jimmy, the best ever. JIMMY It was sweet, all right. We caught those guards with their pants down and the truck open. I told my dad we should team up with the Jacksonville crew for this job, and I was right. FRANKIE Right as rain, my man. JIMMY Now we've got a cool million bucks to show for it. Hundreds and fifties in unmarked bills. You can't beat it. Jimmy pulls a large black briefcase from the car's floor onto his lap, caresses it. JIMMY Nobody can say I'm not ready to take over the operation now. The great Joe Boleto can sail away on his yacht anytime, as far as I'm concerned. A new day is dawning, Frankie. FRANKIE Everybody's gonna know that after today. I can't wait until you take over the whole state. We can really shake things up, Jimmy. JIMMY That might be a while yet, but we're on our way pal. After today we're well on our way. Frankie cranks up the radio again, but the long day is beginning to take a toll. Both men are having trouble staying awake. JIMMY I'm beat. We've been up nearly twenty-four hours. Let's check into a motel for the night and get some pizza. Joe doesn't expect us back in Miami until the afternoon anyway. FRANKIE Whatever you say, Jimmy. There's an exit coming up with a motel and other shit. I saw a sign back there. JIMMY Oh, yeah? I wonder if there's a strip club nearby. I'm not too tired to get a lap dance. FRANKIE I wouldn't count on it. We're in the middle of nowhere. Someplace called Star City. EXT. - MYRNA'S CAFé AND MOTEL - DAY The slightly seedy motel lies alongside busy U.S. 1 in Star City. The café and office are in the middle. Two wings on either side contain twenty motel rooms. Several cars are parked outside; business is brisk. John Day pulls up at the café in his aging Mustang convertible. He gets out with Benny on a leash, wraps the leash around a support beam beside the café door and enters. INT. - MYRNA'S Typical café setup, a counter with some separate tables. A few other customers are having breakfast. Waitress DOTTIE TREADWAY pours coffee, dishes up food. She's fiftyish, wiry. John takes his usual seat at the counter. Owner MAX KAPLAN greets him with a platter piled high. Max is seventy-something but energetic, in perpetual motion. MAX Your usual, eggs Benedict. Ten thousand calories. You're gonna love it. Enough cholesterol to choke an elephant. Max leans on the counter in front of John, ready for their usual banter as John eats. JOHN That's the way I like it. Live fast and die young, that's my motto. Anyway, I won't be around this burg much longer. Any day now a talent scout will catch my act at the Pelican and the rest will be music history. A record deal, fast cars, loose women. MAX Yeah, you keep saying that. I think I'll be long gone from this Earth before you play any place that doesn't have chicken wire in front of the stage. JOHN Just watch me, old-timer. Suddenly Libby appears at John's elbow. She has entered from a door connecting the café and motel office. She's a little frazzled. LIBBY Max, the computer is down again and things are piling up. MAX OK, the guy is on his way. I called earlier. JOHN (to Libby) Hello again. Libby recognizes John, turns to him. LIBBY So it's you. Where's your partner, off swiping panties off clothes lines? JOHN He's outside. He doesn't usually steal clothes. He must like the way you smell. LIBBY I'll take that as a compliment. JOHN Please do. MAX Hey, do you two know each other? I was just going to introduce you. LIBBY We really don't know each other, but we met briefly yesterday. It's indelibly burned into my brain. MAX Well, let's make it official. John, this is my granddaughter, Libby. Libby, this is my old friend John Day. He teaches music at the college and plays jazz guitar at local clubs. LIBBY So he told me, about the college, anyway. He didn't mention playing at the local clubs, though. I'm impressed. JOHN Don't be. There isn't much call for jazz guitarists in the local music scene, so I don't get much practice. I'm hanging in there, though. MAX Libby graduated from Cornell with a degree in hotel management. She's helping me at the motel for a while. JOHN (to Libby) That's great. Max really needs the help, what with the festival coming up and all. How long do you plan to stay down here? LIBBY Only as long as I have to. I need to get back to the city to get my career started. JOHN The city? New York City? LIBBY Of course. There's no point in working anywhere else if you want to move up fast in hotel management. And I plan to move up fast. JOHN I had no idea you were Max's granddaughter. Small world and all that. LIBBY Small town and all that is more like it. Nice meeting you again. She turns, leaves the room via the same door she came in. MAX She's a little temperamental sometimes, but she's a good kid. Her being here is a big help to me right now, more than she knows. Just between you and me, I'm really having a hard time holding onto this place. JOHN What's going on? MAX A balloon payment on the mortgage is due and I don't have it. JOHN How much money are we talking about? MAX A little over a hundred grand, and that's about a hundred grand more than I got. JOHN Jeez. I wish there was something I could do, but you know my situation. Still, I would be willing to co-sign for another loan, if that would help. MAX Thanks, but I don't think that would impress the bank very much. I appreciate the thought, though. JOHN Tell you what. I'll do my part. Give me a couple of doughnuts and another cup of coffee. MAX Big spender. EXT. - BANCROFT OFFICE - DAY Upscale office building with prominent sign identifying LARRY BONAPARTE BANCROFT as owner. INT. - BANCROFT OFFICE - DAY In a room off the main office, Larry and Nancy sit opposite each other in a Jacuzzi. He's thirty-something, handsome in a bland way, vaguely sharklike. Naked, they drink champagne, fondle each other. NANCY You're a man of vision, Larry. That's what I love about you. No one else in this town can see the big picture like you. LARRY And I'm just getting started, baby. This state is booming and we're going to boom with it. But first I have to get rid of Max Kaplan. His motel property is key to my plan for the new mall. What do you know about him? NANCY Not much. He's been there forever. His wife, Myrna, died some years ago. He has a daughter living in New York. His granddaughter is helping at the motel temporarily. LARRY Any vices we can use against him? Does he drink, use drugs, chase women? NANCY Afraid not. All he does is work. LARRY What a loser. He can't make the mortgage payment and my friends at the bank say they are ready to foreclose. NANCY Tough luck for him. LARRY But great for me. I'll buy the place from the bank for a song and tear it down. NANCY What if someone comes along to help him out? Or what if he decides to sell to someone else? LARRY That's where you come in. I want you to be my little secret agent. Get a room at that motel for the next few days and get next to Kaplan and his granddaughter. Find out exactly what they're up to. NANCY Oh come on, Larry. I'm already selling real estate full time and chairing the festival, too. When am I supposed to sleep? LARRY You can sleep next week. This is more important. Baby, the Bancroft Mall will be just the first of many from the Panhandle to Key West. If there's a square foot of empty space left in Florida, we'll develop it! NANCY Oh, Larry, I get so hot when you talk business. Tell me again about your tent-pole property . . . EXT. - MYRNA'S - SAME TIME John is visible through the window finishing his doughnuts. Benny lies outside by the door. A stray cat approaches, hisses at the dog. Benny jumps to his feet, pulls the leash loose and trots down the sidewalk in front of the motel rooms. EXT. - WISEGUYS' ROOM - DAY Frankie stands on the sidewalk, smokes a cigarette, watches people frolic in swimming pool nearby. The room door is half open. Benny approaches behind him. INT. - WISEGUYS' ROOM - DAY Two double beds. Jimmy lies asleep face down on bed nearest the door. The briefcase is next to the bed. Benny appears in the open door. The dog hesitates, then enters the room, picks up the briefcase, leaves quickly. EXT. - WISEGUYS' ROOM CONTINUOUS: Frankie smokes, ogles swimmers, never sees the dog SNEAK past him with the briefcase. Benny, briefcase in his mouth, TROTS down the sidewalk, VEERS OFF, enters some bushes at the base of a large tree, BURIES the briefcase. EXT. - MYRNA'S CONTINUOUS: John WALKS along sidewalk outside rooms, whistles for Benny. The dog emerges from bushes, joins him. As they return to the car, John scolds Benny for wandering away. JOHN Where have you been? What's the idea of wandering away? That's not like you. You know better. INT. - WISEGUYS' ROOM - DAY Jimmy, still face down on the bed, slowly WAKES. He lifts his head, looks around, cranes his neck to look for the briefcase he left at his bedside. It's GONE. He's horrified. Frankie re-enters, SLAMS door. JIMMY Frankie, where's the freakin' money? Tell me you have it, Frankie. FRANKIE I haven't seen it, Jimmy, honest to God. The last time I saw it was when you put it beside the bed last night. Jimmy jumps out of bed, dresses frantically while firing questions at Frankie. JIMMY Where have you been? What have you been up to? Where is that freaking' money? FRANKIE I just went outside for a smoke. There wasn't anybody else around, honest to God. Jimmy walks up to Frankie, grabs his shirt in his fist. JIMMY Frankie, if we don't find that money we will both be dead by tonight. And you know what? You will be dead first, because I will kill you myself. Jimmy reaches into his pants pocket, pulls out a revolver, jams it into Frankie's throat. JIMMY This is the .38 Special my dad gave me. It's old, but it works real good. FRANKIE I don't know what happened to it. I just don't know. Somebody must have come in and stole it. Jimmy lowers the revolver, sits dejected on the end of the bed. Suddenly his face brightens. JIMMY I've got it - we'll stall. I'll call my dad, tell him we're taking a little vacation, doing a little celebrating. Then we'll tear this place apart until we find that money. It's got to be here somewhere. We'll find it -- and we'll find whoever took it. FRANKIE What happens then, Jimmy? JIMMY It's payback time, that's what. There's a swamp just down the road. It could swallow up anybody without a trace. FRANKIE Especially if they have rocks in their pockets. EXT. - MUSTANG ON HIGHWAY - LATER The convertible's top is down as John and Benny ride home. John mutters at the dog. JOHN Who does that girl think she is anyway? She acts like she's God's gift to mankind. John looks at Benny as if he expects the dog to answer. Benny stares at him blankly. JOHN She thinks she's hot because she went to Cornell. They don't even have a decent football team. Benny looks at him with amusement. INT. - JOHN'S HOUSE - DAY John and Benny return, John still muttering. Benny lies down on his rug beside the fireplace. JOHN I've got to talk to her again, that's all there is to it. I made a bad impression. I can't let her go around thinking I'm a moron. He grabs a telephone book, looks up the number, dials his cell phone. INT. - MOTEL OFFICE Libby breaks away from conversing with two customers to answer the phone. She's busy, impatient. LIBBY Myrna's. INTERCUT - JOHN'S HOUSE/MOTEL OFFICE JOHN This is John Day again. I just called to see how you were doing. LIBBY How am doing? I'm doing fine, if your idea of doing fine is juggling chainsaws while being yelled at by strangers. JOHN Great. I thought we might do something after you get off work. Grab a movie or something. LIBBY How nice. You interrupted my workday to hit on me. Classy. John takes a deep breath, presses on. JOHN Check this out. Just down the road from you skilled craftsmen are building the stage for the Melissa Knox concert. It's right there on the waterfront. I'll grab some burgers and meet you there. We'll watch them work. What do you say? Libby is silent for a while. John worries that she's hung up. JOHN Hello? Are you there? LIBBY Onions. JOHN What? LIBBY Lots of onions on my burger. I'll see you there a little after five. She hangs up, resumes haggling with the customers. JOHN Benny, we're in business. INT. - WISEGUYS' ROOM - SAME TIME Jimmy is on the phone with his father. He sits on one bed, Frankie is sprawled on the other. JIMMY The transmission went out just like that, and we had to stop in this jerkwater town to get it fixed. Not even a dealership here. Of course, the place fixing it doesn't have the right parts, so it will take a few days . . . No, no need to pick us up. We'll just take a few days to relax, since the deal in Jacksonville went so well. JIMMY (CONT'D) Yes, it went very well . . . OK, we'll see you in a few days. I'll call you later . . . Bye. Jimmy hangs up, high-fives Frankie. JIMMY Am I good or what? We have a few days. Now we have to turn this burg upside down and find that money. FRANKIE Where do we start - here at the motel? JIMMY Yeah, we'll report to the manager that the briefcase is missing. Remember, we don't want to say what's in it. If anyone asks, just say it contains papers relating to our business. FRANKIE Which business -- our robbery business, our gambling business or our hooker business? JIMMY Look, we are legitimate businessmen, OK? Just tell people we are concert promoters in town to scout venues for the bands we handle. FRANKIE Like what bands? JIMMY Like any bands. Biteme187 or Cosmic Rat or whatever. The important thing is to come across as respectable guys. FRANKIE No problem. And if anybody gives us any lip, I know how to handle 'em. JIMMY Just watch me and be cool. Now let's get going. INT. - MOTEL OFFICE - LATER Business has slowed. Max Kaplan is deep in conversation with Libby. He finishes telling her about the foreclosure. MAX So that's the long and short of it. The loan was due yesterday and I'm sure the bank has begun foreclosure proceedings. Sometime in the next few days they will deliver the papers and give us official notice. LIBBY You mean they will kick us out? MAX I'm afraid so. Spider Mackleroy, the bank president, already has told me he won't give me any more time. Of course, he's in league with that sleazeball Larry Bancroft, who has had his eye on this place for years. I guess Bancroft will finally get his way and this place will be knocked down for a new mall. LIBBY I'll stay until they force us to move out. I'll delay my job hunting in New York until you get this thing settled. And I can get a job down here to support us. MAX I appreciate that, I really do. But let's wait and see what happens. Miracles do happen, although not very often. LIBBY I haven't seen any miracles lately and I'm not counting on one. MAX Now I have to tell Dottie the bad news, and it's really bad for her. She's been working here for twelve years, and now she'll be out of a job, along with the part-timers. I feel sorrier for them than I do for us. Let's keep hoping for that miracle, if only for their sakes. INT. - JOE BOLETO'S MIAMI OFFICE - SAME TIME Window provides panoramic view of Miami skyline. Joe's secretary, MARIA, enters with some papers she puts on his desk. She's middle-aged, efficient. MARIA Did I hear you talking to Jimmy earlier? How's he doing? JOE He's doing great. The little bastard is up to something up in Star City. He says their car broke down and he and Jimmy are taking a few days off while it's being fixed. MARIA They're taking time off without even coming home after that last job? JOE That's what I mean. They're up to something. MARIA Well, let it go, Joe. Jimmy's a good kid. He won't stray too far. JOE Maybe so, but I can't just stand by and do nothing while he and that moron Frankie try to pull the wool over my eyes. Get ahold of Tony Trocadero and tell him to come over here. MARIA OK, Joe. She leaves the room. JOE (to himself) Jeez, I'm getting too old for this shit. I'm gonna retire next year, that's all there is to it. EXT. - WATERFRONT PARK, STAR CITY - LATER John sits at a picnic table on the waterfront. Burgers from a fast-food place are on the table. Benny chases seagulls nearby. Libby arrives in a car, gets out, joins him. In the background, workers assemble bleachers for the upcoming concert. JOHN Glad you could make it. He lifts the lid of one of the burgers. JOHN Extra onions, just like you ordered. LIBBY Great. I could eat your dog, I'm so hungry. JOHN I wouldn't advise that. He probably would taste pretty gamy. LIBBY I'll bet you would too. JOHN So how long have you been down here? I knew Max had a granddaughter, but I didn't know you were all grown up. LIBBY A couple of weeks. Max sent out an S.O.S. for help with the festival crowd. I answered. End of story. JOHN And your boyfriend didn't mind you packing up and moving down here? LIBBY How subtle of you. No boyfriend at the moment. I'm in between self- destructive episodes. JOHN I can relate to that. There is an awkward moment of silence. JOHN So Max told me about the financial problems he's having. It's too bad. I've been going to Myrna's since I was a kid. I'd hate to see it close. LIBBY Independent motels are an iffy proposition in today's economy. It's like any other business. The big chains are swallowing up the mom-and- pop businesses. JOHN I guess you would know about all that, having majored in hotel management and all. LIBBY Yep. I want to work for one of the biggies in the city, eventually move into consulting and troubleshooting. That's the plan, anyway. JOHN By 'city' I take it you mean New York. LIBBY Of course. What's the point of working anywhere else? Another awkward pause. LIBBY So have you ever been to New York? JOHN I was there for one night once. Some of us flew up when I was in college. LIBBY And? JOHN I didn't like it much. A lot of crowds, a lot of jerks. Not my kind of place. LIBBY The city isn't for everyone. It isn't like this place, where you can sit around and watch an alligator stalk your black Lab. She nods at a scene unfolding behind John. He turns, sees a five-foot alligator emerging from brush, LUMBERING toward Benny. JOHN That gator is just lost and trying to get home. He won't bother a big dog like Benny on open ground like that. Watch. The alligator VEERS away, slides into the lagoon, disappears. LIBBY Tarzan know jungle creatures. Tarzan teach Jane. JOHN (annoyed at being razzed) All right, all right. LIBBY (seriously) I didn't know alligators would swim in salt water. JOHN They will when they want to get somewhere in a hurry. And that one was in a hurry. LIBBY So am I. It's time for me to get back. She gets up, John follows, they walk to her car. She opens the door, turns to say goodbye. John suddenly leans in, KISSES her on the mouth. She is startled, but doesn't resist. LIBBY See you later, alligator. She gets into the car, BACKS UP, ROARS AWAY. John watches her go. INT. - ROXY'S SUITE - SAME TIME Roxy and Tony Trocadero in facing chairs, a coffee table between them. He is lean, middle-aged, neatly dressed, vaguely dangerous. They hold cocktails, she smokes. ROXY You didn't waste any time getting up here. I appreciate that. TONY Joe said it was a personal matter with a high priority. Now I see why. I can't believe those yo-yos would be dumb enough to try something like this. ROXY That's why I'm so worried. I don't know how dangerous they are. TONY I'll check them out. In the meantime, I suggest you end the tour early, take Melissa back to Indianapolis for a while. ROXY No can do. We're talking millions of dollars, heavy commitments. Besides, I wouldn't give them the satisfaction. TONY OK, as long as you understand there's only so much my people can do to protect her. Where's the next show? ROXY Star City on Friday. The last show of the tour. TONY That doesn't give us much time to study our options. In the meantime, we need to lower her profile, hide her in plain sight. We'll move her out of this hotel, change her appearance, her transportation, her daily routine. ROXY That's no problem as long as she can still rehearse. And I'm going to be by her side every minute. But if we leave this hotel, where will we stay? TONY I used to go to Star City on fishing trips. There's a little motel there that's comfortable but ordinary in every way. It's called Myrna's. You'll like it. ROXY (exhales a stream of smoke in disgust) Myrna's. Jesus. INT. - MOTEL OFFICE - LATER Jimmy and Frankie stand at the counter. Libby listens to their story. JIMMY So you see it's vital that we recover that briefcase because it has some important papers inside. FRANKIE Yeah, those papers are about our work with the bands. LIBBY Oh, you work with bands? What kind of bands -- school bands, rock bands? FRANKIE Rock bands like Biteme187. Jimmy ELBOWS Frankie in the ribs. JIMMY Look, we just need that briefcase back and there's a nice reward for anyone who turns it in without opening it. You didn't happen to notice anyone carrying a briefcase like that, did you? Before Libby can answer, Nancy Owen barges into the office. Nancy's on her cell phone, but she ends the conversation and bellies up to the counter. Jimmy and Frankie look on bemused. NANCY I need a room. No, make that two rooms, one to live in and one to work out of. I'm chairing this damn festival and it's driving me crazy. Do you know who I am? LIBBY No, I can't say I do. NANCY I'm Nancy Owen. I've known your grandfather for years. I work closely with Larry Bancroft, who owns the property on both sides of this place. I'll be here for the next few days. LIBBY Well, welcome - NANCY I'll also be needing a couple of temporary workers to help me with the festival, if you know of anyone. Do you know of anyone? LIBBY No, I'm afraid - She notices Jimmy and Frankie, gets an idea. These two guys, Mr. Brown and Mr. Green, are in show business. Maybe they can help you. NANCY You two are in the entertainment business? In what capacity? JIMMY We handle a few bands, set up a few shows each year. No one you would have heard of. Small venues, mainly. NANCY If you two want to work for me, I'll pay you each fifty dollars a day. You will be dealing with vendors, ordering supplies, making other arrangements. What do you say? Jimmy and Frankie exchange a look, shrug. JIMMY Done. He extends his hand to seal the deal with a shake, but Nancy hands him her car keys instead. NANCY Good. Get my bags out of the trunk and be quick about it. INT. - MYRNA'S CAFé - NEXT MORNING John enters and takes his usual seat at the counter amid just a few other customers. Dottie is running the café on her own, and she hands him a cup of coffee and leans in to chat. DOTTIE Hey there. I guess you heard that we're on our last legs here. This time next week the place might be closed. JOHN I heard. Tough break. Any chance Max work out something at the last minute? DOTTIE Nobody tells me anything. I'm just the help. She wipes the counter with a cloth to justify her presence in front of John, then resumes. DOTTIE I'll tell you what, though, I wouldn't work for that Larry Bancroft guy if he paid me double. I've heard how he treats people once he buys out a business. JOHN How is that? DOTTIE He just fires everybody and sells the place again or tears it down to build houses. Not the kind of guy I want to work for. JOHN Not like Max. DOTTIE Nothing like Max. What a sweetheart that old guy is. If it weren't for him, I would have lost my home a couple of times due to medical bills and whatnot. He's always there for his employees. No wonder he never got rich. JOHN What about you? You must really be up against it with this place about to close. Not many job openings in this town. DOTTIE I'll survive. If I have to I'll go stay with my sister in Michigan. But for now I'm gonna wait to see how all this plays out. JOHN I wish you luck. And Max too. If anybody deserves a break in all this, it's him. By the way, where is he? Doesn't he usually work here in the morning? Dottie gestures toward the rear of the motel property, where the Kaplan house is located. DOTTIE He and Libby are taking the morning off. They both have been working pretty hard lately. But Libby is up and about already. She was in here a few minutes ago to get some eggs for their breakfast. John drains his coffee cup and tosses a dollar bill onto the counter. JOHN I think I'll go say hello. DOTTIE I thought you might. EXT. - KAPLAN HOME A modest bungalow with two plastic flamingoes in the small front yard. John knocks on the door. Libby opens it. She's in shorts and a tank top. LIBBY Well, it's the mad kisser. Come back for another go? JOHN I know it's early and I apologize. But I was at the café and thought I'd stop by and say hello. Is that OK? Libby ponders for a moment, then opens the door wider. LIBBY Sure. Come on in. Which do you prefer, coffee or tea? We have both, but I prefer tea myself. JOHN Coffee is good. He enters, she shuts the door. JOHN Dottie told me you were up. What about Max - is he up yet? LIBBY He was, but I sent him back to bed. He needs the rest. Come on, we might as well sit in the kitchen. They walk to the small, cluttered kitchen. Her cup of tea is on the table. She prepares a cup of instant coffee for him. JOHN I guess Max told Dottie the bad news, because she was telling me about it a few minutes ago. She already has plans to move to Michigan if she loses her job. I don't know what else she could do. There aren't too many jobs here for a woman her age. Libby hands him the coffee and they sit at the table. LIBBY There aren't too many jobs here period. I'm glad I got my degree in something practical. A lot of liberal arts types are going to be flipping hamburgers this summer, or wishing they had a chance to. JOHN Any word from the bank about the foreclosure? LIBBY Nope. Still waiting. But we're gonna hang on until the bitter end. JOHN That' the spirit. In the meantime, you need to get out of the house and get your mind of things. How about a walk on the beach? Afterward we could get some lunch and take in a movie. LIBBY You aren't getting stuck on me, are you? JOHN I'm already stuck on you. She shakes her head slowly, but it's not clear whether she's amused or annoyed. LIBBY Just remember that the clock is running for me in this place. I'll soon be out of here and on my way back to the city. You need to keep that in mind. JOHN I understand. No strings. LIBBY OK, let me get my suntan lotion and we'll go to the beach. INT. - NANCY'S MOTEL ROOM - DAY Nancy paces across the room she has set up as an office. A utility table holds two telephones and a notebook computer. Nancy rants as she waves a piece of paper. Jimmy and Frankie look on. NANCY Incompetence will be the downfall of this nation. How can we protect ourselves against terrorism if some of us can't even get a food order right? Jimmy and Frankie exchange a befuddled glance and she continues. NANCY This wholesaler botched the frog legs order and then had the audacity to charge us twice what we agreed on. He's history. I want you two to contact another vendor and have the order shipped to us air express. JIMMY We can do that. NANCY Remember, we need two thousand pounds and it has to be here in forty- eight hours. Can you handle it? Jimmy and Frankie nod in unison. JIMMY No problemo. NANCY Of course you can. I almost forgot that you two are old hands at setting up shows like this, even if yours are a bit smaller. Right? The two men grin and nod again. Nancy picks up her purse. NANCY Good. I have some errands to run, but I'll check back with you later. Bye now. After she leaves, Jimmy waves his middle finger at the door. JIMMY What a pain in the ass that broad is. I'd like to show her a thing or two. FRANKIE Yeah. JIMMY Anyway, with her gone I can concentrate on finding whoever ripped us off. While I'm doing that, you get on the phone and order that stuff. Frog legs! Can you believe people eat that crap? FRANKIE Who do you call for frog legs? Is there a frog leg dealer in the yellow pages? Jimmy grabs his friend by the shoulders and sits him down at the utility table. JIMMY Look, it's easy. Just call long-distance information and get a number for a food wholesaler in New Orleans. They got lots of frogs there. Then order a ton of frog legs and give them the number of this credit card she gave us. That's all there is to it, OK? He puts the credit card on the table. FRANKIE OK, Jimmy, no problemo. JIMMY I'm gonna nose around a little and see what I can find out. Have fun. I'll see you later. INT. - MOTEL OFFICE - DAY Max is holding down the fort by himself. He finishes checking in a guest, who leaves as Nancy breezes into the office. NANCY Max, my old friend, how good to see you again. I'm staying here for a few days while my home is being redecorated. I can't stand the smell of paint. MAX Welcome, Nancy. How are you these days? I heard you are doing well in the real estate business. They shake hands. Nancy leans on the counter. NANCY Fabulous, Max, fabulous. You know, I'm an associate of Larry Bancroft now. It's really an honor to be part of all the marvelous things he's doing for Star City. Really an honor. MAX I can imagine. NANCY Max, I heard about the difficulty you're having in keeping up the payments on this property. You know how word gets around in a small town. I just want to assure you that if there's anything I can do, you just need to let me know. MAX Thank you so much. It's very kind of you. NANCY But you know, there probably is no use in trying to hold onto this old place. Myrna's belongs to a different era. The world has changed. Star City has changed. Larry's new mall would revitalize this side of town and bring hundreds of new jobs. You wouldn't want to stand in the way of progress, would you, Max? MAX I guess it depends on how you define progress. NANCY (sensing his hostility) Yes, of course. She picks up a brochure from the counter and pretends to read it, but Max leans close to reclaim her attention. MAX I'll tell you this much. I'm not going to be run out of town by a quick-buck artist like Larry Bancroft. I've put a lot of years into this place and I won't give it up without a fight. NANCY You're being melodramatic. MAX Well, I'm a melodramatic guy. And my granddaughter is a melodramatic girl. We're gonna stay here until they drag us away, and Myrna's will remain open until the sheriff turns off the lights and locks the doors for the last time. Nancy squares her shoulders and stares at him coldly. NANCY That's up to you. I was just offering a little friendly advice. MAX We are doing just fine. Now is there anything more I can do to make your stay here more comfortable? NANCY Well, I could use some more towels in my room, if your granddaughter isn't too busy. MAX Libby is at the beach with John, but I'll be glad to bring you some extra. It will be just a few minutes. NANCY Never mind about the towels. I've changed my mind. If anyone calls, tell them I will be out for a few hours. She whirls, strides across the room, SLAMS the door behind her. EXT. - JOHN'S MUSTANG ON HIGHWAY - DAY CONTINUOUS: The convertible top is down. John drives, Libby rides shotgun, Benny sits on the back seat. John turns onto a beach access which ends at the dune line. Libby can't contain her enthusiasm as they get out of the car. LIBBY Now this is a beach. Nobody in sight. The ones I'm used to up north are always crowded. JOHN The way things are going, it won't be like this for long. Development is taking a toll here too. CONTINUOUS: He lets Benny run free. The dog scampers through the sand after some seagulls in the distance. He and Libby talk as they walk. JOHN We're on sacred ground. This is part of the Archie Carr National Wildlife Refuge, one of the few remaining stretches of pristine Florida coastline. LIBBY I'm impressed. JOHN You should be. Sea turtles come here from around the world to lay their eggs. Some travel thousands of miles. LIBBY I know about this place. Even hotel management majors have to take biology. There are all kinds of turtles here in the summer -- leatherbacks, loggerheads, greens. They are endangered species, as I recall. JOHN They are. Again, it's the pressure from people moving here. Houses and stores are built on the beach. Cruise ships dump their sewage off the coast. Even the lights from the traffic on the highway can interfere with the turtles' nesting. They walk for a while in silence, then Libby turns reflective. LIBBY You know what I think? I think that if a lot more isn't done to protect places like this, we will be the last generation to see a lot of these endangered species. That's scary. JOHN Yep, and the government seems to be going in the opposite direction. That's what's really scary. LIBBY (brightening) We sound like a commercial for Greenpeace. As if responding to the same unseen signal, they stop and begin making out. After a while, they come up for air, but both are still aroused. JOHN Let's go back to the car. Clinging to each other, they walk as quickly as the deep sand will allow back to the car. They get into the back seat and begin discarding clothes as the camera PANS discreetly to Benny still chasing seagulls. After a while Benny trots back to the car, rears up on his hind legs, peers into the back seat. Then he lies down beside the car to grab some doggy shuteye. Nancy's white BMW roadster pulls up several yards behind the Mustang. Nancy gets out, approaches close enough to witness what is occurring in the back seat, then quickly returns to her car. She leaves without anyone but Benny having noticed her. INT. - MOTEL OFFICE - DAY A fat middle-age woman in a Mickey Mouse T-shirt picks over postcards in rack. Max is behind the counter. Melissa Knox, in a black wig and street clothes, enters. She is followed by Roxy, Tony and two hulking bodyguards. MAX Welcome to Myrna's. How can I help you? MELISSA We want some rooms. Three or four. Make it four. MAX Very well. And the name. MELISSA Caroline Kennedy. This is my mother, Jackie, my uncles Bobby and Teddy, and my mother's friend Aristotle. MAX Small world. MELISSA Yeah, ain't it. Put everything on this credit card. MELISSA (to Roxy) Did I forget anything? ROXY Just the amenities, dear. (to Max) There are a few things we will need. For Caroline's room, a gallon of papaya juice, a dozen Snickers bars and the latest issue of Us Weekly. I will require three bottles of Dom Perignon, a large bag of pretzels and a small bottle of aspirin. Also, what thread count are your sheets? MAX I don't know. I haven't counted them lately. ROXY Well, I guess we will just have to make do. The woman in the Mickey Mouse T-shirt stares wide-eyed at the Knox entourage. INT. - RADIO STATION WR&R - DAY News director J. FENWICK PETERS is hard at work at his desk. He's thirty, nerdish, wears thick glasses. Awards and certificates, most from the local Chamber of Commerce, cover his desk and office wall. PETERS (squints at a press release, mutters to himself) Damn. That's the last time I get Lasik surgery from a guy who does chiropractic on the side. Now I'm blinder than ever. I'd sue him if he weren't my brother-in-law. He says it will take two weeks for my vision to improve. Well, it better. Janitor/flunky CLYDE JUKES wanders through as he cleans up. Jukes is a fortyish moron. PETERS (CONT'D) Clyde, the Star City Festival is gonna make me famous this year. I can feel it in my bones. All the big networks will be here and yours truly will be showing them how it's done. It's just a matter of time 'til I'm on the tube alongside the great ones like Pat Buchanan and Bill O'Reilly. The phone rings, he answers. PETERS (recites prepared phone greeting) Star City News Radio - Red-hot news for red-blooded Americans. WOMAN (V.O.) There's a whole bunch of Kennedys just checked into Myrna's. I seen 'em myself. PETERS You mean THE Kennedys, with the big teeth and liberal ideas? WOMAN (V.O.) Them's the ones. They're already startin' to clean out the liquor stores. I heard them orderin' some of that Dom Perry whiskey. PETERS Which Kennedys was it precisely? WOMAN (V.O.) I don't know them all, but one is Caroline and another one is Teddy and they are with a foreign fella. I just thought you'd like to know. She hangs up. Peters roots through the papers on his desk, finds his small tape recorder, LEAPS to his feet. PETERS Clyde, we've got a hot one! Put down that dust rag and let's go! EXT. - MOTEL SWIMMING POOL - LATER Jimmy Boleto spots Melissa Knox sitting on the edge of the pool. She's in a bikini, still in the black wig. Jimmy approaches her, but he's intercepted by her bodyguards, who throw him to the ground and frisk him. The bodyguards wear sunglasses, tropical shirts. Melissa waves them away and calls him over. MELISSA Sorry about that. Sometimes my uncles get carried away. JIMMY Jeez Louise. MELISSA I'm Caroline Kennedy. No relation to the famous one. JIMMY Jimmy Brown. They shake hands. JIMMY Have we met? There is something familiar about you. MELISSA I get that a lot. No, I don't think we've met, but it's nice to meet you. I'm from Indianapolis, here on a little vacation. How about you? JIMMY So am I, on little vacation, I mean. My friend Frankie and I were passing through and liked the scenery so much we decided to stay a few days. MELISSA It's a nice area, not too crowded. Where are you from? JIMMY Miami. Have you ever been there? MELISSA Oh, yes, at least once a year for a night or two. What do you do there? JIMMY Oh, this and that. Right now we are promoting a few bands, setting up shows around the state. MELISSA I don't believe it! I'm in the business, too - (back-peddling) That is, I do a little singing at county fairs and so forth. JIMMY How about that. Maybe you could audition for us sometime. MELISSA Maybe I will. In the meantime, what do you do for fun around here? I didn't see interesting clubs on the way into town. JIMMY There isn't much, a few bars and restaurants. One place looks like it might have some potential, a nightclub called the Pink Pelican. Maybe we can check it out later. MELISSA Sounds like a plan. I'm in Room 129. Peters arrives, led by Jukes. He's got his tape recorder in one hand and a white cane topped by a Nazi eagle in the other. He WAVES the cane wildly. PETERS Which one of you is Teddy? FIRST BODYGUARD That would be me. Jukes leads Peters to the first bodyguard. Peters thrusts the tape recorder toward the bodyguard's face. PETERS Senator, when are you going to come clean about Chappaquiddick? How long do you think you can perpetuate this cruel hoax on the American people? FIRST BODYGUARD You are talking to the wrong person. PETERS No, Senator, I'm talking to the right person, the only person who can lay this mystery to rest! Where were you headed on that tragic night - for a midnight swim? FIRST BODYGUARD I don't swim. PETERS (into the tape recorder) Aha! Folks, you heard it here first. Now it is revealed why the esteemed senator from Massachusetts has been so reluctant to discuss his behavior that night - he can't swim! He just said so himself! FIRST BODYGUARD Get out of here, you maniac. PETERS Not before I ask you one more question, Senator. PETERS (CONT'D) Before God and the American people, what happened that night in the Kennedy compound in Palm Beach? What happened the night your nephew had his way with that poor girl? What about it, Senator? The bodyguard picks up Peters by his neck and his belt and THROWS him into the swimming pool. In mid-air Peters TOSSES the tape recorder aside. It's retrieved by Jukes. The second bodyguard takes Melissa's arm. SECOND BODYGUARD We need to go inside, Miss. MELISSA (to Jimmy) See you later. JIMMY I'll pick you up around ten. The bodyguards lead Melissa away. Peters climbs out of the pool. PETERS We did it, Clyde. We got the story of the decade! He trips over a deck chair. Jukes rushes to help him up. Jimmy watches from poolside. JIMMY (to himself) This Star City is one crazy place. EXT. - MOTEL OFFICE - LATER Libby arrives as Max toils behind the desk. MAX Well, there you are. I was beginning to think you got lost. If you will take over, I think I'll call it a day. LIBBY Sorry to be late. John was showing me the sights and stuff. Anything happening? MAX The usual, a few customers and a steady stream of tourists wanting directions to Disney World. One bunch of check-ins was a little odd, though. The young girl claimed to be Caroline Kennedy. LIBBY THE Caroline Kennedy? MAX Frankly, I couldn't tell what she was up to. But I had to call all over town to find Dom Perignon and papaya juice. Anyway, I put them into 128 to 131. Now I'm gonna take your advice and take it easy for the rest of the day. He leaves. Nancy breezes in. She advances on Libby with hand extended. NANCY I don't believe we've met, although I've seen you around town. Nancy Owen. And you are Libby Thomas, Max's charming granddaughter. So nice to meet you. LIBBY Same here. NANCY You don't look a thing like Max, which is to the good, bless his heart. Where is the old boy, anyway? LIBBY He's taking the rest of the day off. He's been working hard. NANCY Of course he has. He's much too old to be running a business like this. It's enough to wear out a much younger man. I'm surprised that you don't insist he give up this place and retire. LIBBY Oh, I wouldn't presume to do that. NANCY You know, it's none of my business, but I heard that you and my ex- husband are an item. I just hope you know what you're getting into. LIBBY What do you mean? NANCY He's really quite irresponsible. I'd hate to see you get hurt. LIBBY (dumbfounded) John is your ex-husband? NANCY Oh, yes. I thought you knew. I was married to him a few months last year before he was wounded. LIBBY Wounded? NANCY Yes, he was blown up in Iraq. Almost lost his leg. Didn't he tell you? Well, that's just like him. LIBBY He told me he is a guitarist and music teacher. NANCY Oh, he is, in a very modest way. His prospects aren't very bright, I'm afraid. NANCY (CONT'D) Still, there's no reason we can't all be friends. In fact, some of us are dropping by the Pink Pelican tonight for a few drinks. We'd love for the two of you to join us. What do you say? LIBBY Sure, I don't see why not. NANCY Good. And why don't you bring your grandfather along? I'll bet he could use a night out. LIBBY I'll ask him. NANCY Very well, then. See you there. Toodles! EXT. - MOTEL SWIMMING POOL AREA - DAY Jimmy, still sitting on the edge of the pool, feels a hand on his shoulder. He looks up to find Tony staring down at him. TONY Jimmy. Just the man I was looking for. Let's talk. JIMMY (terrified) Hi, Tony. Tony drags two deck chairs over. He and Jimmy sit facing each other. TONY Your father is worried about you. He asked me to check on you. He said it's unusual for you to take time off like this without telling anyone in advance. How about it, Jimmy? Is everything OK? JIMMY You know how it is, Tony. You get burned out, you need to take a little time. That's all. TONY And the game in Jacksonville, how did that go? How many points are we talking about? JIMMY It went even better than we'd hoped. The other team was caught completely by surprise and we were able to steal the ball with no trouble at all. Frankie and me scored about a million points in that game. TONY A million points. Not bad. Where's the trophy? I'd like to see it for myself. JIMMY (trembling) Well, the thing is, the trophy is missing right now. But it's only temporary. We know it's around here somewhere and we're going to find it. Very soon now. Very soon. TONY Missing. How did it end up missing? JIMMY Well, that's the thing. We don't really know. We had it when we checked in here, and when we woke up this morning it was gone. It just vanished from beside my bed. TONY Nobody else had been in the room? No girls, no maids, no hookers? JIMMY No, I swear. Just Frankie and me. TONY You know, Jimmy, things just don't vanish. People make them vanish. And whoever made this trophy vanish is going to regret it big time. You understand that, don't you? JIMMY Oh, yes, Tony. I understand it. TONY And if you don't get it back pretty quick, you and Frankie are gonna regret it big time too. You understand that, don't you? JIMMY Yes, Tony. TONY Good. I won't tell your father about this right away, but I can only give you a couple of days to get that trophy back. After that, I tell him and things get more serious. You get me? JIMMY I get you, Tony. TONY All right. If you need me, I'll be in Room 131. I'm with the girl you were talking to, Caroline Kennedy, and her mom. I'm acting as their adviser, temporarily. If we see each other around, don't act like we know each other. I'll contact you later. OK? JIMMY OK. Tony gets up and leaves. Jimmy remains sitting, sweating profusely. INT. - JOHN'S LIVING ROOM - DAY John lies on the couch. His cell phone RINGS. He answers. JOHN John Day. EXT. - MOTEL OFFICE - DAY Libby sits in a chair outside the motel office with her cell phone to her ear. LIBBY Am I disturbing you? INTERCUT JOHN'S LIVING ROOM/LIBBY IN CHAIR JOHN Not at all. I was just thinking about you. In a lewd and lascivious manner, I might add. LIBBY Funny you should say that. I was talking to your ex-wife. She seems to think you're something of a loser. Is she right? John sits up. She has his attention. JOHN You should take anything she says with a large grain of salt. And a shot of tequila to wash it down. LIBBY I wasn't born yesterday. I know people tend to exaggerate the flaws of their exes. But you might have told me you had been married, especially to her. She's all over this town, for God's sake. JOHN Wait a minute. I didn't tell you only because you didn't ask and it didn't come up. JOHN (CONT'D) I wasn't hiding anything. I didn't ask you whether you had been married or not. I don't care . . . You haven't, have you? Been married, I mean. LIBBY No, but if I lived in a town where I had been married to someone everyone knew, and I met you there, I would tell you. And you didn't tell me you had been wounded in Iraq, either. I didn't even know you had been in the Army. JOHN Again, it didn't come up. Are you going to hold that against me? That I was in Iraq or that I was wounded? If you are, just say so. LIBBY I don't care about that. I mean, I care that were wounded, but I don't blame you for having served in Iraq. It's just that I found out a lot of stuff I didn't know and it was a little hard to absorb all at once. JOHN Like I said, when dealing with Nancy, take lots of salt and tequila. LIBBY OK, it's no big deal. The real reason I called was to ask you to go out tonight. There's a place I've been wanting to check out, the Pink Pelican. Do you know it? JOHN Sure, I sit in with the band there sometimes, old friends of mine. It's not a bad place, kind of loud and rowdy, but not bad. LIBBY Good. I feel like being loud and rowdy. I want to bring Max, too. He needs to get out on the town. Pick us up about ten, OK? JOHN Jeez, I've never been on a date with a girl and her grandpa before. Sounds kinda kinky. LIBBY You got a problem? JOHN No, no. Ten it is. See you then. INT. - RADIO STATION - DAY J. Fenwick Peters works on a notebook computer at his desk, his face two inches from the screen. Clyde Jukes sits nearby with his feet up, drinking a soft drink. PETERS Clyde, how does this sound? "This is a special report from J. Fenwick Peters, WR&R news director. Today this reporter conducted an exclusive interview with Sen. Edward Kennedy, the senior senator from Massachusetts, at a secret Kennedy hideaway just a few miles from our studios." JUKES Sounds great, J. Fenwick. You gonna get that on the air right away? PETERS Of course not. This is too good to be a regular news story. I'm saving it for the five o'clock report. We'll catch the day shift leaving Kennedy Space Center and the tourists on their way back from Disney World. JUKES That's right smart. But, you know, I thought that fella was fatter. PETERS What fella? JUKES That Kennedy fella. Somehow I had the idea that he was a heavyset fella. I didn't notice him being heavyset when we saw him this morning, though. He was just big. PETERS You never know with those Kennedys. He probably went to one of those fancy-schmancy fat farms. One of those places where they charge you a thousand dollars a day to wean you off of hamburgers and milkshakes. CLYDE Maybe so. I just thought he would look different, that's all. PETERS I'll do the thinking around here, Clyde. And after this report hits the airwaves I won't be around here much longer. Those big news stations in Orlando and Miami will be after me like drunk sailors after a ten- dollar hooker. CLYDE I guess you're right, J. Fenwick. I just hope you'll remember me after you hit the big time. PETERS (preoccupied with his work) Of course I will, Clyde. Of course I will. EXT. - MYRNA'S MOTEL - DAY A black Lincoln Town Car is parked in a space alongside several other cars. Another car, an anonymous rental compact, approaches. INT. - E.A.G.L.E. CAR The unseen driver pulls into a space near the Town Car, stops. The Town Car is visible through the passenger side window. The driver's right hand lifts a cell phone equipped with a GPS tracking program. The blinking cursor indicates the Town Car. The driver, whose face remains unseen, then uses the same phone to place a call. His voice identifies him as a male. DRIVER (V.O.) The tracking program works beautifully. Installing the GPS beacon on the rental car was a very prudent move. Our girl is staying at a cheesy motel in Star City called Myrna's. Hardly where one would expect to find America's pop princess. But then I guess that's why they chose it. Silly of them to think they could elude us with such a ploy. Yes, I'll keep you posted. INT. - BANCROFT OFFICE - DAY Nancy enters to find Larry behind his executive desk, tossing a miniature basketball into a miniature hoop mounted on the wall. He makes the shot. Nancy sits on the edge of his desk. LARRY He scores! The crowd goes wild! NANCY Glad to see you're hard at work. LARRY I'm always hard at work, baby. And most of it goes on right up here. He points to his forehead. LARRY (CONT'D) Picture this: It's a busy afternoon at the Bancroft Mall, with thousands of contented customers spending money hand over fist. NANCY I like it. LARRY It gets better. Listen. Suddenly - what's that? - there's something in the sky. It's a bird, it's a plane. No, it's a helicopter! Not just any helicopter but Bancroft Airways' Sky-Limo ferrying superrich clients from their hotels in Orlando, Tampa and Palm Beach. NANCY Bancroft Airways? That seems a little ambitious, even for you. LARRY Nonsense. You have to think big in this business. Get your mind around the concept. We could fly in John Travolta and Kelly Preston from Daytona Beach, Justin Timberlake from Orlando, P. Diddy and his friends from Miami. A few upscale customers like that and the Bancroft Mall would become an icon for the rich and famous. What do you think? NANCY If anyone can pull it off, you can, Larry. LARRY Damn right, baby, because I see the big picture. I stay ahead of the curve. Don't forget that. NANCY By the way, I arranged for the Kaplans to be at the Pink Pelican tonight, like you asked. NANCY (CONT'D) The girl is a simpleton, a perfect match for my ex. But she and her grandfather are stubborn, I'll say that for them. I talked to both of them and neither would budge an inch on giving up the property. They are really determined to hold onto it for as long as they can. LARRY Well, that's what tonight is all about. You can catch more flies with honey, you know, and we'll try spreading some honey around to get them to buzz off quietly. If they don't cooperate we can always swat them, and the bank is already drawing up the paperwork for that. NANCY This is so exciting. By this time next year we could be watching our new mall go up and rubbing shoulders with some of the biggest developers in the state. LARRY You got that right. NANCY I can't wait until we expand our operation from the Panhandle to Key West. There's so much land just lying around with trees on it, just waiting to be put to good use. We could build malls from one end of Florida to the other. Doesn't it make you excited? LARRY It sure does, baby, but you get me even more worked up. He pulls her around the desk, onto his lap. NANCY Oh, Larry, it's the middle of the day and all. LARRY Think outside the box, baby, think outside the box. NANCY Oh, all right, but talk dirty to me. Tell me again about how we're going to get filthy rich. EXT. - PINK PELICAN - NIGHT The two-story converted ice house built in the 1920s has thick walls, curious gargoyles perched on its parapets. A wooden sign shaped like a pelican adorns the front. Jimmy, Melissa, Roxy, Tony and the two bodyguards pass through the heavy wooden front doors as ROCK MUSIC blasts from within. Melissa is incognito in her black wig, horn-rimmed glasses. The nightclub has booths along the walls, tables surrounding a dance floor. A small raised bandstand is in front. The group slides into a booth, Jimmy and Melissa in the middle. A waitress takes their drink orders, then shares some news. WAITRESS Did you guys hear that the Kennedys are in town? I heard it on the radio. Some of them are staying at Myrna's. She leaves. Melissa and Roxy exchange pained looks. MELISSA Oops! Maybe my cover story was a little too dramatic. ROXY Just a tad. Too late to worry about it now, though. Larry Bancroft and Nancy Owen enter, find a table beside the dance floor. Larry makes a big show of ordering drinks for acquaintances at a nearby table. John Day, Libby Thomas and Max Kaplan enter. Larry waves them over to his table, asks them to sit. They reluctantly agree. Larry orders drinks all around, then turns to Max. LARRY Max, I heard about your problems at the motel and I can't tell you how concerned I am. I certainly hope you are able to meet your deadline. I would hate to lose you as a fellow businessman and fellow member of the Chamber. MAX So nice of you. NANCY Max, you should really get out of that place and get into something less stressful. A man of your years. MAX I'll get by. I always have. LARRY Maybe I could help you. You know I've wanted to by your property for a while now. Your current problem could be a blessing in disguise for both of us. I would be willing to assume your mortgage and provide you with a nice cash bonus besides. MAX I don't think so. LARRY How about fifty thousand dollars? That's a nice piece of change you could use to begin your retirement right away. How about it? The nightclub's sound system suddenly goes silent. Max starts to reply to Larry, but he's drowned out by microphone feedback from the stage. The band, ICY BEE AND THE BOYS, is back from a break. The band's frontwoman is a neo-punker with spiked hair, leather jacket and multiple body piercings. She yells into a microphone. ICY BEE Who wants to sing with us tonight? Who's good at karaoke? Who's got the balls? The audience titters, but no one volunteers. ICY BEE Come on, don't be shy. Who wants to sing a song for us? Again no one volunteers, so Jimmy raises his hand, points to Melissa and yells. JIMMY Right here! I nominate this girl right here! Several people APPLAUD. Melissa shrugs and starts to get up. Roxy puts a cautionary hand on her arm, but Melissa reassures her it's no big deal and goes up to the stage. More people APPLAUD. Melissa whispers with Icy Bee, who confers with her band members. ICY BEE OK, give it up for Caroline Kennedy! . . . No relation! The band launches into Melissa's latest bubblegum hit "My Sexy Teddy Bear." MELISSA (sings) I play with you, You're always there. I trust in you Because you're fair I sleep with you Because you care You are my sexy teddy bear. Surprised by her talent, the crowd cheers wildly. Melissa begins to pop and lock, but checks herself and settles for some geeky footwork. She finishes the song to THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE, returns to her seat quickly. As she sits down, someone YELLS "You're almost as good as Melissa Knox!" JIMMY I didn't know you could sing. MELISSA I told you I sing a little. It's just a hobby. JIMMY Well, you did great. We definitely want you to audition for us sometime. Across the room, Max sees that Icy Bee and the Boys are tuning up again, so he leans close to Larry to get his point across. MAX Look, I've already told you I'm not going to sell out. You can forget it. And I'm sorry you wasted your money trying to convince me otherwise. Now if you will excuse me, I'm going home. He gets up. Libby grabs her purse, stands. LIBBY I'm coming, too. (to Nancy} So this is why you wanted us to come here tonight. Better luck next time. John scrambles to his feet, joins Max and Libby as they leave. LARRY (to Nancy) So much for the honey. I guess we'll have to swat them. But first, just for the fun of it, let's see if we can break up that romance between the girl and the music teacher. NANCY Count me in. How do we go about it? LARRY You'll pay him a visit tomorrow morning and rediscover your love for him. Tell him you have changed your mind and want to get back together. NANCY I don't know if he will buy that. LARRY Show him that you mean it. I'll make sure she shows up shortly after you do, just in time to catch you two in the act. Think you're up for it? NANCY No problem. I can still wrap him around my little finger. LARRY I don't care which finger it is, as long as you wrap him up good. INT. - WISEGUYS' ROOM - LATER Frankie lies on his bed reading a magazine. Jimmy enters, smiling broadly. JIMMY So what's new? Anybody turn up with our money yet? FRANKIE Nothing happening. Somebody threw up in the parking lot earlier, that's all. How was the club? JIMMY Off the hook, dude. That Caroline has some great pipes on her. It's too bad we're not really in the music business. She has a lot of potential. Jimmy takes a bottle of beer out of the minibar, opens it, sprawls on his own bed. JIMMY How are you doing with the festival work? Did you order those frog legs? FRANKIE I ordered them, all right, and some other stuff, too. They said they would be here in a couple of days. They are flying some of it in and trucking some of it in. JIMMY I'm impressed. FRANKIE You should be. I hope that you appreciate that I'm doing all this work, and I also have to put with that bitch Nancy. I hope you remember that when you take over the family. JIMMY This must be Dump on Jimmy Week because I'm getting it from everybody. By the way, I ran into an old friend today, Tony Trocadero. He's staying here, just a few doors down. Jimmy's eyes widen in horror. FRANKIE Jesus, Jimmy. He's after us. We've had it. JIMMY Chill out. We had a nice talk and it's not that bad. Tony said my old man is just concerned about us, that's all. He sent Tony up here to make sure we're all right. That's all there is to it. Frankie is unconvinced and looks it. FRANKIE I don't know, Jimmy. Everybody knows Tony Trocadero is bad news. When he shows up people tend to disappear. JIMMY Don't worry about it. In fact, I went ahead and told him the money is missing. Figured he would find out anyway, and it was better he heard it from me. Frankie grabs his head and moans. FRANKIE We've had it! we've had it for sure! JIMMY Chill out, dude, he's cool. He gave us a couple of days to find the money before he tells the old man. FRANKIE OK, Jimmy, but we've got to think of something or he's gonna whack us for sure. JIMMY I know, I know. But right now I'm gonna get some sleep. We'll think about it in the morning and come up with a plan. EXT. - STAR CITY COMMUNITY COLLEGE - DAY Students swarm across the campus. INT. - CLASSROOM John Day winds up his music appreciation class. He finishes writing a homework assignment on the blackboard, turns to the students. JOHN Next time I see you all of you will have listened to the Muddy Waters album and be prepared to discuss his impact on modern R&B. See how optimistic I am? Now get out of here. The class empties. EXT. - JOHN'S HOUSE - LATER John pulls his Mustang into his driveway. Nancy's BMW roadster is parked on the street. He gets out of his car, finds Nancy waiting for him on the front porch. JOHN You have another festival update for me already? Don't tell me I'm not allowed to even attend the thing. John unlocks the door, they enter. As they walk, Nancy rubs her hand along his back. Benny lies beside the fireplace. He lifts his head, WAGS his tail. NANCY Don't be grouchy. I came over looking for a little sympathy. Larry and I had a fight after you guys left last night. He's a real creep. I need your shoulder to cry on. JOHN You never needed anyone in your life. What are you up to now? Nancy wraps her arms around his neck and holds him close. NANCY A person can change. I've changed a lot lately. For one thing, I realize that I was better off with you in terms of sexual compatibility, if you know what I mean. JOHN I know what you mean, but I'm not buying it. NANCY It's true. Larry talks a good game, but in that department he's - what's that phrase you use? - all hat and no cattle. Let's be friend again. She kisses him on the mouth. He weakens, then pushes her away. JOHN Forget it. I don't know what you're up to, but I don't want any part of it. You showed me what you were really like when you dumped me via airmail while I was in that Army hospital in Germany. NANCY Oh, come on. Let bygones be bygones. JOHN If you need a friend, I suggest you call Larry's buddies at the Chamber of Commerce and tell them you're available. If they don't know it already. Nancy's temper flares. NANCY Now wait a minute! You can't talk to me like that. I may have my faults, but I'm not the slut you're always making me out to be. JOHN Really? You could have fooled me. She SWINGS at him. John DUCKS. Seeing that John is under attack, Benny LUNGES FORWARD, BITES Nancy on the ass, holds on. Nancy SCREAMS, shakes her backside, lifts Benny off the floor. Finally, he releases her, retreats to his bed. NANCY (to John) I should sue you, you bastard. And I would, too, if you had any insurance. JOHN I'm sorry about that. He's never done that before. I'll drive you to the emergency room, if you want. Nancy groans, rubs her ass. NANCY I might need a tetanus shot, but I don't know if he broke the skin. Can you see any blood? She unbuckles her belt, drops her shorts. At that moment, Libby walks in. LIBBY What's up? I got a note that you called. Do you - Her eyes widen as she takes in the scene. LIBBY I've gotta go. She exits, SLAMS the door. NANCY (taunting) Someone's in big trouble. JOHN Get out. There's no blood on your ass, but there's going to be if you stay here a second longer. Nancy pulls up her shorts. John grabs her arm and drags her to the door. JOHN Get out and don't come back. NANCY Oh, screw you. You better go ask your girlfriend to forgive you while you still can. Pretty soon she and her grandpa are going to be out on the street, and Larry and I will be tearing down that fleabag motel to build a mall. Then we'll see how you like that tune, Mr. Music Teacher. John opens the door, shoves her through it, bolts the door. JOHN (to Benny) Look, you, I'm gonna take some aspirin and go back to bed. I don't want to hear a sound out of you for the rest of the day. Benny puts his head down and lies very still. INT. - WISEGUYS' MOTEL ROOM - DAY Jimmy is still asleep. Frankie gets up, dresses quietly. He takes a silent inventory of his gear - gloves, ski mask, baseball cap, pillow case and handgun. As he prepares to go out, he mutters to his sleeping partner. FRANKIE You think I'm just a screw up, don't you, Jimmy? FRANKIE (CONT'D) You think I can't do nothin' without you telling me what to do. Well, I know one thing. We need a lot of money fast and there's only one place around here that has a lot of money. I'm going to where the money is. He puts on the baseball cap and sunglasses, slides a clip into his handgun, slips the gun into his pants pocket and leaves the room. EXT. - STREET CONTINUOUS: Frankie pulls the black Cadillac out of the motel parking lot onto the highway. The camera follows the car past typical suburban sprawl into Star City. EXT. - BANK The Star City First National Bank, a modern, two-story structure, sits complacent, ripe for plucking. EXT. - STREET CONTINUOUS: Frankie pulls into the parking lot of an empty store a half block from the bank, leaves the car, walks briskly to the bank. Outside, he pauses, dons the ski mask and gloves, enters. INT. - BANK CONTINUOUS: Frankie walks head down, shoulders hunched, right hand in pants pocket to the teller cages. Several cameras high on the walls track his progress. Two tellers, a MALE and FEMALE, talk with two customers, an OLD LADY and OLD MAN. Frankie negotiates the velvet ropes and waits politely behind the elderly pair. Their complaints are highly audible. OLD LADY How can you say my account is empty? I had six thousand dollars in there and I need it for my hip surgery. MALE TELLER I can't help you, ma'am. The computer shows that all your money was withdrawn last week from our branch in Opa Locka. Somebody must have gotten hold of your account number and stole your identity. That's the way it goes. OLD LADY Oh Lord! What can I do? MALE TELLER Well, if you appeal to the Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation, you might get your money back eventually. Next! Looking stunned, the old lady steps aside and begins to weep. Frankie steps up to the window. MALE TELLER We don't allow hats or masks. You will have to remove your mask and hat before I wait on you. Hearing this, the old lady sidles up beside Frankie and WAGS her finger at the young man. OLD LADY You're a very rude young man. I have kept my money in this bank for forty-nine years, and never have I encountered such a rude employee as you are. Frankie gently pushes the old lady aside. FRANKIE (to old lady) Please, lady, I'm doing business here. Frankie takes out his handgun and lays it on the counter. MALE TELLER We don't allow masks or firearms in this building. You must hand over your mask and firearm and I will give you a receipt for them. Then, after you complete your transaction, you can give me the receipt and I will return them to you. Hearing this, the old man at the next window moves close to Frankie and peers at the gun. OLD MAN What kind of a gun is that, a Baretta or a Glock? I'll bet it's a Glock. I carried a Colt automatic myself back in the big war. Of course, that was way before your time. How many bullets can that thing hold? Frankie ignores the old man and TAPS his index finger onto the counter next to the gun. FRANKIE (to male teller) Look, I want all your money, no dye packs or bait money. Clean out the drawers and the vault. Make it snappy or I'll shoot you. The male teller SHAKES his head in disgust. MALE TELLER (to female co-worker) Courtney, do you have a robbery manual? I lost mine. Are we supposed to push the silent alarm before we give up the money or after. Do you remember? FEMALE TELLER I'll look it up for you. Frankie picks up the gun, WAVES it menacingly at both tellers. FRANKIE No silent alarms! Just get the money and put it in this pillow case. He hands the pillow case to the male teller, who begins filling it with money. MALE TELLER This is very irregular. This will result in a lot of paperwork for us that we really don't need. FRANKIE Too bad. Just keep filling up that pillow case. You too, Courtney, and get the money out of the vault. MALE TELLER No way. The vault is on a time lock and won't open until this afternoon. Besides, nobody but the manager can open it. There isn't much money in these drawers, I'm afraid. FRANKIE Oh, all right. I don't have time for this. Just give me all the money you have. The old man sidles up closer to Frankie. OLD MAN Say, boy, could you let me have some of that loot? The bank took the last of my money out of my account because I was late paying my electric. I got nothin' to eat but macaroni and cheese until the first of the month when my Social Security comes in. FRANKIE All right, meet me outside and I'll give you a little to tide you over. OLD MAN Hot diggety! Having overheard, the old lady moves in on Frankie. OLD LADY What a nice young man you are, not like these two pipsqueaks. She WAGS a finger at the tellers. OLD LADY I really need some money for my blood pressure medicine. Could you possibly spare me a little? FRANKIE Oh, all right. Follow me outside. Courtney finishes emptying her drawer, hands the pillow case to Frankie. He starts to RUN, but pauses to wait for the old couple. They toddle along, with Frankie twitching impatiently, until all three exit the bank. Frankie RIPS OFF his gloves and mask, stuffs them into his pockets. FRANKIE (to the old man) How much to you need? Quick! OLD MAN Five hundred ought to do 'er. Frankie COUNTS the money into his hand. FRANKIE (to old lady) How much is your blood pressure medicine? OLD LADY About six hundred. FRANKIE Six hundred! Jeez, can't you order it from Canada? OLD LADY I'm afraid to. My neighbor did that, and her doctor turned in to the feds. Now she's doing time. Frankie, grumbling, counts out the money. FRANKIE Five hundred, five-fifty, five-ninety, five-ninety-five - Hey, that's all there is! You guys have bled me dry. Here - He pulls out his wallet, hands the old lady a bill. FRANKIE There. That makes six hundred. Now you guys beat it before the cops get here. Gushing their thanks, the old people toddle off. Frankie stuffs the pillow case into his pocket, walks briskly in the opposite direction, toward his car. SIRENS are heard in the distance. INT. - WISEGUYS' ROOM - LATER Frankie enters, unloads his robber gear from his pockets. Jimmy wakes up groggily. JIMMY What do you know, Frankie boy? You didn't come into a million bucks overnight, did you? FRANKIE Not even close, Jimmy. Not even close. EXT. - BANCROFT OFFICE - DAY Larry is at his big desk, Peters sitting opposite him. A small tape recorder is on the desk. Larry drones on about the upcoming festival. LARRY . . . So we expect it to be the largest and most successful annual festival in Star City's history. Larry WAVES his hand over the tape recorder. LARRY Let's go off the record and I'll tell you some real news. Peters grabs the recorder, stashes it in his lap. LARRY OK, here it is: The new mall I've been planning for years soon will become a reality. The only obstacle left is getting the Kaplans out of that motel, and that should happen within the week. PETERS You mean old Max Kaplan is giving up Myrna's? I thought he would die before he let that place go. Larry LEANS BACK, locks his hands behind his head. LARRY That was in the past. Things change. Let's just say that hard times have caught up with Kaplan. He has defaulted on his mortgage and will be out on his ear within days. I've arranged the whole thing with the boys over at the First National. I'll acquire the motel property for peanuts. When it's mine, the mall with get the final green light from the City Council. LARRY (CONT'D) I've got that all worked out, too. PETERS Wow. You've got it all wired, all right. LARRY Yes indeed. When that mall is finished, I'm going to own this town and everyone in it, from the City Council on down. Then you will see some real growth around here. Just you wait. Now turn that tape recorder back on and let's finish up the festival crap. EXT. - COLLEGE CAMPUS, TAMARAC - DAY CONTINUOUS: The administration building of Florida Comprehensive University in Tamarac. Students wander in and out, but the camera focuses on a bearded PROFESSOR who emerges and heads for the parking lot. Two large GOONS fall into step on either side of him, discreetly take his arms. FIRST GOON We need to talk. Just take a minute. The professor stammers protests, but the goons lead him past his car to a dark Lincoln Continental. They shove him inside, get in themselves and DRIVE AWAY. EXT. - GENERIC MOTEL NEXT TO I-95 - LATER CONTINUOUS: The Continental pulls into the motel parking lot. The goons lead the professor into a room. INT. - MOTEL ROOM Typical cheap motel room. Tony Bennett TUNE on the radio. Tony Trocadero stands in front of the dresser, waiting. TONY (to the professor) Make yourself comfortable. You might be here a while or you might walk out of here in a few minutes. It's up to you. PROFESSOR I don't have much money, but you can take my credit cards and my ATM card. I promise not to report for twenty-four hours. TONY Professor Rodney Blaine. We know your name and everything else about you. We don't want your money. But we know you are a member of a certain environmental group that also dabbles in extortion. You have chapters in several states and good connections in government and industry. PROFESSOR I don't know what you're talking about. I teach environmental sciences at Florida Comprehensive University. I don't know anything about a nationwide group and I certainly don't know anything about extortion. Tony sighs, opens a dresser drawer, withdraws a STUN GUN. He presses the trigger, electricity CRACKLES between the electrodes. TONY (to the goons) Strip him. INT. - MYRNA'S MOTEL OFFICE - DAY Libby is behind the counter. She looks grim, depressed. Dottie Treadway BURSTS IN, frantic. DOTTIE Libby! Max just collapsed. Come quick! DOTTIE (CONT'D) He was rubbing his chest and complaining that he couldn't breathe. The next thing I knew he was on the floor. CONTINUOUS as they run out: LIBBY Oh, my God! Did you call 911? DOTTIE Someone did. I gave him CPR and he finally came around. The ambulance is on the way. INT. - MYRNA'S CAFé Libby and Dottie find Max sitting on the floor. A male customer has an arm around his shoulders. MAX Don't have a cow. I'm all right, just a bad pain behind my breast bone. The AMBULANCE CREW arrives, checks Max, puts on an oxygen mask, loads him onto a gurney. LIBBY I'll take my car, Uncle Max. I'll be right behind you. The paramedics leave with Max. LIBBY (to Dottie) What happened? How long was he having chest pains? DOTTIE Beats me. I saw him talking to a man in a suit who came in earlier. The guy gave him some papers and left. Max was reading the papers when he keeled over. Libby LOOKS AROUND, sees a small stack of papers on the counter, picks it up. The top paper says in bold letters: NOTICE OF EVICTION. She THROWS DOWN the papers, digs in her pocket for her car keys. LIBBY Hold down the fort, Dottie. I'm going to the hospital. She RUNS to the door. EXT. - WATERFRONT STAGE - DAY Melissa Knox rehearses with her backup dancers on the temporary wooden structure. Loud BUBBLEGUM ROCK fills the air. The song ends. MELISSA OK, let's take five. She grabs a bottled water, drinks, then spots a security guard blocking Jimmy Boleto from approaching her. MELISSA (to the guard) It's OK, Robert. I know that guy. Let him come over. JIMMY Well, if it isn't Caroline Kennedy. You look different without the black wig. You almost look like a rock star. MELISSA Sorry about that. It was a security thing, so I had to fib about my name. I guess the cat's out of the bag now. JIMMY I would say so. Everyone around here was excited about Caroline Kennedy being in town. Now they find out she's been replaced by Melissa Knox and they're really going nuts. MELISSA It's an occupational hazard. It goes with the territory. I hope you aren't mad at me for stringing you along like that. We had a great time at the Pink Pelican, didn't we? JIMMY Yeah, and afterward. They both smile, sharing the memory. JIMMY I suppose you will leave town tomorrow night and never look back. No reason to remember the losers you hung out with here. Melissa frowns, screws the top back on the water bottle, TOSSES it into a nearby trash barrel. MELISSA Now you're sulking. Look, if you think I'm gonna run off and forget about you, you can stop worrying, because I'm not. My tour is about over and I'll be going back to Indiana after this show, but I'll give you my phone number. Just don't give it to anyone else. Do you have a pen? He comes up with one. She rights the number on his palm. MELISSA If you want to come see me in Indiana, you can. Just give me a call first, OK? JIMMY I'll take you up on that. Now how about a goodbye kiss? I probably won't see you before the show tomorrow night. MELISSA (to the guard) Hey, Robert, you didn't see this, OK? The security guard rolls his eyes, turns his back. Melissa and Jimmy exchange a quick kiss. The dancers HOOT and CAT-CALL. MELISSA Now get out of here. I've got a rehearsal to finish. INT. - HOSPITAL ROOM - DAY Libby sits beside Max's bed reading from a newspaper. John KNOCKS on the open door, enters. MAX (to John) Come in. I was wondering where you were. Haven't seen you around. Libby looks uncomfortable, but says nothing. JOHN I've been pretty busy with my classes, but never mind about me. How are you doing? I heard you decided to take a nap on the floor of the café. MAX Very funny. You should be a comedian. I just had a little problem with my heart. The doc said I don't need surgery yet, but he put me on a diet. It's very simple: If it tastes good, I can't have it. John hands him a news magazine. JOHN This should help keep your blood pressure up. MAX Thanks, but I lost my specs, so Lib will have to read it to me. I feel like an invalid and I can't stand it. The doc said they will let me out of here tomorrow morning, and I'm counting the minutes. LIBBY So am I. When you get home there are going to be some changes. No more twelve-hour workdays. No more cigarettes with your night-caps. I know you sneaked them. I could smell it. MAX All right, all right. Enough with the Gestapo stuff. I promise to be a good boy. Now why don't you and John go have a cup of coffee in the waiting room. I know you two have better things to talk about than my plumbing. LIBBY (to John) I could use a Coke. How about you? JOHN Sounds good. Thanks, Max. I'll see you tomorrow. Get some rest. Libby slips her purse onto her arm. She and John leave. EXT. - HOSPITAL WAITING ROOM Plastic tables and chairs. Vending machines along one wall. A few other people. John buys two Cokes. He and Libby sit at a table. JOHN I want you to know there was nothing going on between me and Nancy. Benny took a bite out of her butt and she wanted me to check for blood. That's all there was to it. Libby laughs, spraying Coke. LIBBY I wish I had been there for that. JOHN It was something to see. LIBBY Max's heart attack, or whatever it was, didn't just come out of the blue. They served him with an eviction notice. Larry Bancroft and the others at the Chamber of Commerce are working together to force us out and take over the property. I hate to see it happen. Max doesn't deserve to lose and they don't deserve to win. John reaches across the table, takes her hand. JOHN I wish there was something we could do, but that's the way life is. The bad guys seem to win most of the time. LIBBY We're not done yet. Not by a long shot. EXT. - ROXY'S ROOM AT MYRNA'S - DAY Roxy sits in a chair chewing her fingernail and watching her cell phone, which rests on the chair arm. After a moment it RINGS. ROXY Go. INT. - CONTINENTAL ON I-95 - SAME TIME Tony Trocadero, in front passenger seat, talks on his cell phone. TONY Here's the deal. They plan to do something in Star City tomorrow night, but it's not supposed to hurt her. They want to embarrass her, make an example of her for the other celebrities on their list. INTERCUT ROXY/TONY ROXY Those bastards. TONY The problem is, we couldn't find out exactly what they have planned. Our source doesn't know and he's high up in the group. ROXY What the hell are you saying, that you still don't know what they're going to do? The show is less than twenty-four hours away and you don't know what they plan to do to my daughter? TONY That's the situation. My recommendation is the same: Cancel the show and take Melissa back to Indianapolis tonight. Better safe than sorry. ROXY Damn it, I called Joe because I don't want to cancel any shows! There are millions of dollars at stake. I want those people taken care of without the cops being called in and without the tour being disrupted. The show will go on, and I'm holding you personally responsible for my daughter's safety, so you better get back up here fast. You got that? TONY I'm on my way. ROXY Good. She turns off the cell phone, lights another cigarette. INT. - WISEGUYS' MOTEL ROOM - LATER Jimmy and Frankie are lounging around eating snacks and watching TV. There's a KNOCK at the door. Jimmy turns off the TV as Frankie opens the door. Joseph Boleto enters followed by Tony Trocadero. TONY Your time is up. That's the bad news. The good news for you two is that we have more to worry about than that missing million bucks. I'll let Joe explain. JOE What a couple of jerk-offs. First you lose my money and then you lie about it. Then you screw around here hoping to find it again. Well, it's time to grow up and get serious. We've got a job to do tomorrow, a big job. JIMMY What kind of a job? JOE We got to play nursemaid to a pop star, Melissa Knox. There's a wacko group that's planning to do something to her, but we don't know what. We're gonna stop them. . . If everything goes all right, I'll forget about the missing money, at least for now. But if you two screw up tomorrow, it will be bad for both of you, I promise you that. FRANKIE What do we have to do, Mr. B? JOE I'll let Tony fill in the details. Right now, I'm gonna go next door to visit a lady I haven't seen in a while. I don't want to be bothered for the rest of the night. Joe leaves. TONY OK, listen up. A radical group called E.A.G.L.E. plans some kind of attack or demonstration at the show tomorrow. I'll be backstage with Melissa's mom. You two will be in the crowd with a lot of other security guards. JIMMY Our guys? TONY Some of them are, some not. You two will carry walkie-talkies and stun guns. You will keep your eyes on the crowd and let me know if you see anything suspicious. Got it? Jimmy and Frankie nod. TONY Good. Now you two screw-ups get a good night's sleep and be ready to roll tomorrow. He leaves the room. Profoundly relieved, Jimmy and Frankie high-five each other. EXT. - STAR CITY AREA - NEXT MORNING MONTAGE - People flood the area as the festival begins (STOCK NEWS FOOTAGE FROM SHUTTLE LAUNCHES): -- Vehicles jam area streets, highways. -- News helicopters circle overhead. -- Recreational vehicles are parked for miles along the Indian River Lagoon. -- Crowds gather for the Melissa Knox concert. EXT. - FESTIVAL PRESS AREA - LATER CONTINUOUS: We follow a mysterious PHOTOGRAPHER who checks in, receives a press pass, mounts a large telephoto lens on a Nikon camera body. The photographer's face is never seen, and there is something definitely hinky about that telephoto lens. The mystery photographer, who now will be revealed as E.A.G.L.E. Seven, moves away from the others, punches numbers into a cell phone. E.A.G.L.E. SEVEN (woman's voice) Hello. Yes, I am inside. No problems. The distance is fine. The grenade will spray the chemical and her costume will simply disappear, with the whole world watching. A nice little lesson. For now, though, I can do nothing but wait. Yes, yes . . . Goodbye. EXT. - KAPLAN HOME - AFTERNOON John's Mustang, top down, sits in front of the cottage. INT. - MAX'S BEDROOM A private nurse attends to Max. John and Libby prepare to leave for the Melissa Knox concert. LIBBY Max, I feel guilty about leaving. Are you sure you're all right? MAX I'm fine. Go to the concert. Enjoy yourself. Give that Melissa Knox a big kiss for me. JOHN I'll be sure to do that. LIBBY Bye, Max. JOHN (to Libby) Let's hope there's some standing room left in front of the stage. They leave. EXT. - JOHN'S MUSTANG ON HIGHWAY John drives. Libby in passenger seat. INT. - MUSTANG John reaches over, takes Libby's hand. JOHN Max was lucky that he didn't need heart surgery. A lot of guys his age have to have it. LIBBY I know. I should be counting our blessings, but I can't help but worry about what will happen when he has to give up Myrna's. That business has been his whole life, and if he loses it, I don't know what he will do. JOHN We just have to keep the faith that he will be able to work it out. LIBBY By the way, I'm surprised that you didn't bring Benny. Are dogs not allowed at the concert? JOHN I suspect they aren't, but I didn't want to have to deal with him among all those people anyway. He wanted to come along, but I put him in the back yard. EXT. - JOHN'S BACK YARD - SAME TIME Benny trots back and forth along the five-foot-high wooden fence, backs up to get some distance, RUNS toward the fence, LEAPS OVER IT. EXT. - STREET OUTSIDE JOHN'S HOUSE Benny RUNS down the sidewalk. EXT. - FESTIVAL GROUNDS - LATER The Mustang pulls into a crowded parking lot. John and Libby get out, follow the crowd to the concert area. EXT. - FESTIVAL CONCESSION AREA - SAME TIME A large truck marked CLEMONS EXOTIC FOODS, NEW ORLEANS moves slowly along a muddy lane among food concession stands. The driver stops, places a call on his cell phone. DRIVER Yeah, this is the Clemons delivery. I'm here on the grounds, but I need to know exactly where to drop these frogs off. . . . What? No, I don't know anything about frozen frog legs. I've got ten thousand live frogs here and I need to know where to take them. The driver winces as a SCREAM of outrage emerges from the phone. EXT. - REAR OF CONCERT STAGE - SAME TIME Melissa Knox, her band and backup dancers are in the rear of the stage preparing to go on. EXT. - FRONT OF CONCERT STAGE Local dignitaries sit in folding chairs on either side of a podium. They include Larry Bancroft and Nancy Owen, who talks heatedly into her cell phone to the truck driver. J. Fenwick Peters stands at the podium fussing with the microphone. Clyde Jukes sits at a table covered with public-address equipment on the ground in front of the stage. PETERS (stage whisper to Jukes) Is it ready? OK. He TAPS the mic, which responds with THUMPS. PETERS Ladies and gentlemen, I want to welcome you to the twenty-second annual Star City Festival. We have a lot on our plate this afternoon, including Melissa Knox - The crowd ROARS. PETERS - but first I want to salute the man who deserves most of the credit for this show, Mr. Larry Bancroft. He waves his left arm toward Bancroft. The crowd responds with modest APPLAUSE and a few BOOS. PETERS Just the other day I interviewed Mr. Bancroft and he shared with me some insights about how this festival came about, and I would like to share some of those thoughts with you now. (to Clyde) OK, play the tape. A burst of STATIC fills the air, then Bancroft's voice BOOMS. BANCROFT'S VOICE The new mall I've been planning for years will soon become a reality. BANCROFT'S VOICE (CONT'D) The only obstacle left is getting the Kaplans out of that fleabag motel, and that should happen within the week. Peters gestures frantically at Jukes. PETERS Wrong tape! Turn it off! Turn it off! Jukes fiddles with the PA box, but can't turn it off. PETERS' VOICE You got it all wired, all right. BANCROFT'S VOICE That's right and don't you forget it. When that mall is finished, I'm gonna own this town and everyone in it, from the City Council on down. Then you will see some real growth around here. The tape ends, but the crowd, realizing what it has heard, ROARS with anger. People THROW plastic water bottles, fruit and other objects at the stage. The notables on stage DUCK the incoming objects, GRAB their chairs, RUN off stage. Someone removes the podium and microphone. Someone else yells "Raise the curtain! Start the show!" The curtain RISES. Melissa Knox and her dancers emerge. The first beats of "Twist and Shout" begin. EXT. - FESTIVAL ENTRANCE - SAME TIME Benny approaches a ticket taker, BOLTS past him into the festival grounds. TICKET TAKER Hey! Come back here! Inside the grounds, Benny TROTS from couple to couple looking for John and Libby. The Clemons delivery truck approaches along the rear of the crowd listening to Melissa Knox. Benny, preoccupied with his search, dashes in front of the vehicle. The truck OVERTURNS, SPILLING crates of live frogs. Thousands of amphibians hippety-hop into the crowd. Women SCREAM, small boys CHEER. EXT. - FESTIVAL GROUNDS Jimmy and Frankie are in the crowd. Melissa has begun SINGING "Twist and Shout." Frankie is lowering his cell phone from his ear. JIMMY What do mean Nancy is bent out of shape? I thought you had the food orders taken care of. FRANKIE (yelling to be heard) They didn't have frozen frog legs, so I had to order fresh ones. Still attached to the frogs. And the truckload of frogs just got here. Benny emerges from the crowd, COLLIDES with Frankie, who almost falls, and RUNS AWAY. JIMMY Hey, get that dog! He might hurt somebody! Jimmy and Frankie CHASE Benny. EXT. - FESTIVAL GROUNDS E.A.G.L.E. SEVEN raises the telephoto lens, takes careful aim - and is HIT by Benny, who RUNS ON into the crowd. The chemical-bearing grenade FIRES toward the stage, hits a stanchion, BOUNCES into the wings, SPEWS chemical all over Larry and Nancy. Their clothes DISAPPEAR except for a few rags that miraculously preserve their modesty and the PG rating of this movie. They scamper across the stage to get away as the crowd LAUGHS UPROARIOUSLY. Melissa watches the pair flee and keeps cranking out "Twist and Shout". EXT. - FESTIVAL GROUNDS Jimmy and Frankie, having seen the grenade fire from the phony telephoto lens, GRAB E.A.G.L.E Seven, RIP OFF her hat and sunglasses. Dottie Treadway is revealed as the hitwoman. JIMMY Hey, I know you. You work in Myrna's Café. DOTTIE Not anymore. I don't think I'll be slinging any more hash for a while. FRANKIE Come on, you. Let's go. They lead her away. EXT. - FESTIVAL GROUNDS John and Libby enjoy the music. John looks down to see Benny looking up at him. JOHN What are you doing here? Sit. Stay. Benny sits quietly as they continue to watch the show. EXT. - FESTIVAL GROUNDS - NIGHT It's later. The festival has closed for the day. The crowd has departed. But a tent with a big sign that reads SECURITY has a light burning. INT. - SECURITY TENT The main furnishing is a folding table covered with telephones, a laptop computer, other gear. Joe Boleto, Tony Trocadero, Jimmy and Frankie sit in folding chairs drinking beer and discussing the busy day. Joe puts his arm around Jimmy's shoulder. JOE How about this guy here. Grabbed that nut job just like a pro. Saved the day. He's my boy. JIMMY Frankie helped. JOE Sure he helped. He's a great kid too. TONY The important thing is nobody got hurt and the cops didn't get wise to anything going on. JIMMY What did you do with the woman? TONY She agreed to work with us, after we explained the alternatives. Who would have thought that a waitress would be a commando for a radical group? Turns out she's been involved with those groups since her college days thirty years ago. FRANKIE You're not gonna tell the cops about those E.A.G.L.E. wackos? TONY Hell no. The top E.A.G.L.E. guys are gonna meet with us in Miami next week. TONY (CONT'D) They agreed to leave Melissa Knox alone and to turn over a share of their extortion business as a fee for doing business in our territory. JIMMY Sweet. Very sweet. JOE (to Jimmy) Well, you and Frankie are still on my list, so don't think you can slack off. I'm gonna be watching you both closer than ever. JIMMY OK, Dad. JOE I hope you guys learned something from this. When you're supposed to do something, you do it. You don't screw around. Get it? JIMMY/FRANKIE Got it. JOE Good. We'll write off the money from the Jacksonville heist as a cost of doing business. We'll clear out of this burg tonight and be back in Miami by morning. A frog hops onto Joe's forearm. He JUMPS UP, tossing the frog onto the ground. JOE Why are there so many goddamn frogs around here? I've never seen so many frogs in one place. JIMMY It's the swamp, Dad. Lots of swampland around here. Jimmy, Frankie exchange a knowing glance. EXT. - KAPLAN HOUSE - SAME TIME Lights burn brightly in the Kaplan cottage. John's Mustang is parked in front. INT. - KAPLAN KITCHEN Libby is clearing the table after dinner. Max putters around trying to help. John leans against the sink drinking coffee. Benny lies on the floor. MAX Too bad I missed that show. Sounds like Larry Bancroft and Nancy Owen will have to find someplace else to build their mall - someplace far away. LIBBY It serves them right. I've never known two people who were more conniving. I'm sure that, wherever they go, it won't be long before they're up to something else. MAX In the meantime, we have to pack our bags, too. That foreclosure notice gave us only forty-eight hours to hand over a hundred thousand dollars or hand over the keys to Myrna's. LIBBY I'm sorry, Max. MAX No use crying about it. Life will go on. Max picks up a large ham bone from a platter on the table. MAX (to Benny) Here, boy, here's a nice bone for you. Knock yourself out. Benny gets up, accepts the bone gratefully, starts to lie back down. JOHN Benny, outside with that. Come on, let's take the bone outside. He leads the dog to the kitchen door, lets him out. EXT. - KAPLAN HOUSE CONTINUOUS: Benny comes out the back door, pauses, chews on the bone, then RUNS around the house toward the motel. He TROTS to the same large tree where he buried the briefcase, digs. He retrieves the briefcase, BURIES the bone, picks up the briefcase, TROTS back to the Kaplan house. INT. - KAPLAN KITCHEN Libby is washing dishes, Max is drying, John is still drinking coffee and supervising. MAX (whispers to Libby) Don't worry, sweetie. It ain't over 'til it's over. Something will turn up. Just you wait. They hear a SCRATCH on the back door. John opens it, Benny enters carrying the briefcase. JOHN What's that? Let me see that. He takes the briefcase. It suddenly OPENS, SPILLS cash all over the floor. Libby, Max and John stare wide-eyed. Benny wags his tail. MAX See? I told you. LIBBY Good dog! INT. - MYRNA'S MOTEL OFFICE - NEXT DAY Libby is behind the counter. John is in front of it, facing her, holding her hand. Max enters, SLAMS door. MAX It's done, kiddies. I made the payment. We're back in business. LIBBY I'm so happy for you Max. MAX I'm happy for all of us. And John deserves most of the credit for suggesting we split the money three ways. JOHN It just seemed fair. MAX (to Libby) But what now, sweetie? You going back to New York as planned? LIBBY Well, I think I'll stay a while, if you don't mind. I've got some unfinished business right here. She and John KISS. FADE OUT
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