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               THE PAYPHONE CHRONICLES

               From the mind of Andrew Roby



               EXT. CONVIENENT STORE - DAY

               JACK (28) walks up to a pay phone. He picks up the phone and
               puts 50 cents in it. He then dials a number.

                                   JACK
                             (pause)
                         Come on pick up the fucking
                         phone...

               He looks around.

                                   JACK
                         Oh, hey. How are you today? I'm
                         fine. I just lost the fucking
                         basketball game. Fuckin'
                         cocksuckers blew us out... Yeah.
                         I'd rather them blow on us.

               A LITTLE KID walks by and stops in front of him.

                                   JACK
                         No! I did not fucking have sex with
                         her. I don't want to get any
                         fuckin' diseases from that bitch.

               The little kid's mouth drops open.

                                   JACK
                         What! 78 years old! How fuckin'
                         horny were you?!? God damn. Could
                         he even get a fuckin' hard on?
                             (pause)
                         Oh well that's just fuckin' dandy
                         now isn't it? I can't believe you
                         would go and do something like that
                         without even introducing him to me.
                             (pause)
                         Yeah it was fucking wrong.. Yeah,
                         yeah. You better fuckin' say sorry.
                         Don't be a stupid fucking bitch
                         again.

               The kid runs away, crying.

                                   JACK
                         How much more did you do? 
                             (pause)
                         What! Seven guys in one night.
                         How could you even last that
                         fucking long. You're a fucking
                         whore.
                             (pause)
                         Yeah you fucking heard me. I called
                         you a fucking whore. Better fucking
                         say sorry. 
                             (pause)
                         Yeah. Yeah, i'm sorry i cussed out
                         you. It's just that... Yeah. The
                         fucking slut left me. I know, i
                         know. I should of listened to you.
                         But what the fuck... I didn't think
                         she would mind. I needed to bang
                         some new pussy. We've been dating
                         for 3 weeks and i was sick of the
                         same old hole.
                             (pause)
                         WHAT! I'm a hole jumper. Then
                         you're a fucking cock jumper.
                             (pause)
                         Shit.

               Jack puts two more quarters in the pay phone.

                                   JACK
                         Yeah i had to put fucking money in
                         it. Oh i'm a cheap ass. At least i
                         can fucking afford to use it. Go
                         cry to your trailer trash friends.
                         I'm sure they can't afford a
                         fucking mouse trap. How else are
                         they gonna get their food?
                             (pause)
                         Yeah well fuck you.

               Jack listens for a minute.

                                   JACK
                         Yeah, i'm sorry. I love you too.
                         Bye mom.

               BLACK SCREEN

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