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   HUMOROUS  DEBUT another story alltogether

 Opening View:At an airport-can't quite tell what country yet

 INT:AIRPORT
Race car dirver
"ello- I say I'm saint gill Afoomy-who has my limo-attention-I say!"
Lady
"oh excuse me"
[she bumps into-watch out]
Race car driver
"hey your watch it you stupid lady-I clean-you not bump me!"
Lady
"oh-oh"
[harshed reaction]

 View:pan to view japanese airport-6 business men with komoto skirts but reg jackets etc walk towards

Businuss 1
"hey yor Afoomy-yor race Goatachini"
Racer
"yes-that's right-number 1 what's it to you"
Business 2
"oh no no he not like questions"
Racer
"yeah really fuck off-and where's the limo"
Business 3
"come on what yor boxer-you fight this one"
gets reacted feins fists etc
[Racer steps forward uses 1 leg to trip push to ground]
Business 4
"no-oh no-you bad business let go lets go Kiashoomishi"
[helps 3 to feet they walk away looking back a bit unhappy]

 View: Racer looks over to see a brown suited limo driver with card says Goatachini-Afoomy

[Racer walks to with 1 luggage set at side before]
Racer
"ok buster brown you're making too many hustle for me-better time next time ok?"
Limo
"oh…really-what's this a time trial-I just operate the limosine not a powder puff
race car"
Racer
"what ‘d you say?"
Limo
"I said sorry charlie you got me yet"
[Racer punches in face]

INT:TAXI
View:in taxi with luggage leaving airport

Taxi
"yeah we get all sorts of chumps tryin to get in on the cheuffer business-it's
crap that's what I tell ‘m you know shit"
Racer
"yeah that was the color of the uniform"
Taxi
"but you know-when it boils down to it-you can never be sure if someone
who isn't happy in their place is really just trying to shake ‘n bake shit for
someone elses lifestyle-like racers you got it good eyhe?"
Racer
"what you want more money maybe a trick one hundred for culture talk-
forget it-you can fuckin forget it!"
[Taxi looks floofed-keeps normal driving then thusly]

EXT:HOTEL
 View:when arrives at hotel drive through- 3 light brown guffy smallish dogs attack jist
bark at Afoomy when gets from cab-he starts to get to pay money,taxi driver
gets from cab-then as dog gets harsher closer he kicks and we see flying a few feet
then money to taxi driver-who shakes and hurridly gets back in taxi
walks in and a few patrons step aside-ish look at

EXT:CITY
 View:next Afoomy has sort of japanese business suit dark grey only with racing stripe
on each arm and a dude hat worn backwards-he counts some japanese money
then we view he's at back streetish busy city-there is a night club it has
2 tits in neon blue blinking with name-enters door- then pushes aside doorway
beads angrily-there are 2 topless dancers stupid music-at stage-walks to bar
INT:CLUB

Racer
"triple sweet georgia brown"
Bartender
"what you say?"
Racer
"georgia rum-you know georgia sweet brown"
Bartender
"yor mix drink the wrong way-I get Saki-you like"
Racer
"excuse me?"
Bartender
"yeah Saki"
[sets saki glass pours some]
Racer
"fine-(under breathe)fuckin nip"
[grooves nap to dancing girls watching-a waitress swoower approaches him smiling]
Waitress
"you like-I dancey girl too"
Racer
"oh yeah-how much"
Waitress
"I show you this one"
[she starts two legged bent hopping forward and pours a shot glass from tray at bar
over top section a bwitly bweep sound occurs from Afoomy suit and he takes a ear tech to ear from pocket]
Tech
"major moves-we gotta be on the look out for 3 major players"
Racer
"ok-got it-what do need me for-"
Tech
"well we were hoping you could check through the computer convention-they'll
be there"
Racer
"when tonite-I'm kind of busy"
Tech
"yes tonite-what do you think major move means-FCI over and out"
[Racer puts some money into bra strap revealed at shoulder]
Racer
"sorry honey-I've gotta catch a convention"
Waitress
"what yor married-I keep clean-come on you boy 50 more dollar"
[Afoomy pushes her away a bit as set to leave]
		Racer
"I said forget it-jesus lamb chop broad!"

EXT:CITY
 View:walks sidewalk-busy reaches major convetion-tent super dome-

Checker
"50 dollars American or you have ticket"
Racer
"yeah yeah-50 dollars for a nudey-50 dollars for a computey what can you do"
[pays enters walks 15 ft in looks-gets ear tech]
INT:DOME

Racer
"ok I'm in-what am I spyin on here-can you help me with this"
Tech
"we got you-they'll be in black suits and 1 has a goat tee,rich-rich lookin"
Racer
"over and out"
[looking about sees a driving game-4 people at-]
Racer
"hey hey-why don't you let a pro try"
[they step aside one leaves the driving seat,gets in and starts doing excellently
they get excited about it-soon more people gather-finally checkered flag-step from
seat 15 gathered cheer he raises fist in air]
Racer
"yeah I'm number 1-don't you try to forget that"
[sees the suspects walking from crowd one pats the other as if good show
walks to them]
Racer
"hello-you see my driving show-I show for all the important conventions"
Bad 1
"yeah-you got a real talent mr…"
Racer
"Afoomy of Goatachini racing-you look like formidable business men-
you know we're always looking for new sponsers-bring the team here to Japan
for a year or so"
BAD 2
"hey hey now that I like-what ‘a you think"
Bad 3
"formidable racing has always been a problem scince our company
stopped supporting Dahtsun-ok-sure you go with us we talk about"
Racer
"over a drink"
Bad 1
"sure sure we go Sushi place-you like uncooked fish mr Afoomy?"
Racer
"no-but that doesn't matter throw in some Saki and I'll yhank you for it"
[‘ha ha ha'they respond Bad 1(goat tee)pats shoulder]
 
INT:RESTRAUNT
 View:they sit at a sushi restraunt with sushi bar-they're at a table,Bad 1 crackes open 
a live crab and swashs a ton of wasabi on and eats,Afoomy watches

Bad 2
"so we like to see the grand chi's they show much talent-like yor"
Racer
"grand prix-I think is what you mean"
Bad 3
"chi – prix – fichi-what does it matter-it's a true champion to win-that's what count"
Racer
"maybe I win this one-you like to sponser Gaotachini-this time I take the
Japanese national"
Bad 1
"how do we know you're car driving is as good as you're video game"
[says harshly,sends knife into still alive crab skull into table
Afoomy looks at as the others are quite for a second then the Bads luagh]
Bad 2
"no-you got the tricks-he's just pretending"
Racer
"ah ok-yeah I got the way with real cars like what you saw-don't even worry
about this one"
Bad 1
"and so I think it's appropriate we discuss the terms"

 View:a waitress arrives and pours Saki-they drink-talk-luagh-drink-reset images
Bad 1
"ah ha – well- 2 days ago I said to the fish market man-if you take you're
eyes off the fish for 1 second I'll rip there and you're scales off-"
Bad 2
"but the poor old man didn't know what he was saying"
Bad 1
"so I pushed him back-falls onto a fish-and scales on his hand-shookin old weeney"
Racer
"ah haa"
Bad 1
"then I take his had put to his face-these!these scales right on you hand dummy!"
[the Bads laugh-Afoomy nods]
Racer
"well I tell you one time when I drive race car home straight off track-I drink
too much-and nearly crash into and old wad of grandma shit!"
[they all luagh]
Bad 3
"that's good show-I put one too many from girly action bar and walking home
a few kids-bumped into me-then guess what happened"
[they all just ‘I don't know']
Bad 3
"I ripped one of the girls blouses off and threw onto 1 of the boys-and I say
see this what make you a man-yor watch where yor going next time ok!"
[they all laugh]
Racer
"ha ha you got girl good that time-little fuck ups-they learn to walk the right way"
Bad 1
"ha ha I'll say-my teach kid fuck ups too many teachings when-yor wise like me
even one ruff house kick to the face could be yor good"
[they all laugh]
Racer
"yeah right on-ok –well I got to go now-my hotel is written-pone number-we
make contact to Goatachini"
[they still laugh a little as Afoomy gets to leave table]
Bad 1
"ok – good one-good friend I call soon"

INT:HOTEL
 View:at hotel,drunk still-walks steps to 3 story wide gallent steps-then barking and
the same dogs are there at steps landing-he starts to go quicker then
we see him kick one which flys past screen-opens room door-sets key on dresser
takes off jacket-takes tech from
INT:ROOM

Racer
"my contact worked perfectly-they want to sponser Gaotachini racing"
Tech
"ok great work Afoomy-now we need you to find some ways past their
security at the MegiKia building"
Racer
"ahh MegiKia-they make a chip that once was used by Goatachini for
autoshifting-I should have known these chumps were avid race fans"
Tech
"ok well enough with the cutey business-just check what we need to get
past their alarms-then we'll send an agent with the equipment-for you"
Racer
"for me to break in and do some secret cookie boy scuffing about"
Tech
"yeah that's right-secret cookie boy spying-you got a problem with that"
Racer
"no-no(looks at pant leg-blood from kicking dog)thats justy fine-communications stop"

 View :Afoomy walking to entrance-major building-factory,similar buildings
at that area-enters the glass 2 front doors-and a black-oriental woman-in
oriental clothes approaches
INT:BUILDING

Woman
"ah mr sant gill Afoomy-you've been greatly ecpected –I give your
pass card-then you go through this door-…"
[she swags to a door-he takes pass and enters]

 View:on other side the 3 Bads wave and show he should slide pass through comp to
get access through glass door,he slides pass super fast-computer gurgle bleeps,door
doesn't open-he turns card around again super fast-same problem-he sets with
pass other hand at the start of tech-like pernicious-when Bad 2 uses card at other
side and opens door

Bad 2
"sorry –they not make race pass machine yet"
Racer
"oh-oh ok-well then-nice building-did you know(with 3 Bads start walking)
that Gaotachini racing once used a MegiKia chip for …winning major
races"
Bad 1
"yes yes I ment to tell you-of course that stopped but we still want to friends"
Racer
"yes-that's what I say-good ol friends we and MegiKia"
Bad 1
"aah so look here"

 View:shows looks through to lab that has 6 workers with faces painted and clown smiles sometimes one sets on a gurney klike feature and quickly snatches hand in 
machine that blasts a ray-switching the chips side

		Bad 3
"his is where we use UHV special power to blast power to our products-the
lab people they have to use face paint to live through it"
Racer
"ahh I see-quite a technical supremacey"
[1 girl worker-screetch yelps-pulls hand away from machine-the Bads and
Afoomy look with confusion]
Bad 2
"of course sometimes a novice girl gets her hand into the wrong place-but
what can I say-that's the price of competition"
[they continue to an elevator]
Bad 3
"speaking about power competition-I'm sure you'll find the 5 million dollar
first agreement-an answer to all that we have hoped to arrange"
[they get into elevator]
Racer
"yes-that's great-my only hope is to win 5 major races-you could get a return
you know"
Bad 1
"well the name MegiKia on the car will be the first soklution-but with
saint Afoomy driving-one never knows"
Racer
"I'm a ruffy and I'm proud to show it and when I win a race the whole team
knows it-and when I have a new sponser this I will answer-yes I win this one!"
Bad 1
"o ha hao ok –let's make a signed agreement in my office now"

 View:they walk to office door 2 women-in sumo wrestling-twisted tops-and face masks kneel at the door sides-they look away and open with doorknobs-Bads and Afoomy walk in-there is a meremaid(oriantal)spinning changing lights-and a bar
with 20 seats at left and a placate (4 steps)with desk-and comp screen at wall next to
INT:OFFICE

Bad 1
"you like my humble crap house"
Racer
"yes,yes,the bar is quite equisite-and her-the lights-that's really –glowing"
Bad 2
"you should see when it goes to 60 Rpm's and water flys off it-the whole office-
except the blocked off desk area gets wet-then we make the chicks take off their tops"
[they all laugh-step to the desk Bad 1 takes a few papers from desk and a pen and sets-Afoomy standing opposite from-signs name on 4 papers-]
Bad 3
"when the race starts-do you ever-you know get scared that maybe-a squirrel
will run in front of you"
Racer
"or-they're rodents my enemies-I win race this time with ease if they didn't cheat
-that's what I always say"
[they luagh a bit]
Bad 1
"unless of course-you need to use Maylanta-how many shows can you…run-
at one time"
[they laugh]
Racer
"maybe when I get problems with my health-well actually I just don't
drive tht day"
Bad 1
"aah well what can you do-let's have a toast to this-shall we gentlemen"

 View:they go to bar,Bad 3 mixes ice-shaker-vodka and pepsi-then pours into
smaller glasses for each of them

Bad 1
"let us say…um..for each new world of power we need-so shall we win-endless
greed!"
[‘ah aaah aah haa"etc-they drink]

INT:HOTEL
 View:at the hotel Afoomy speaks to the desk clerk

Racer
"you know because these-dogs they try to attack me every time-I don't
think I make much way to my room safely if-"
Clerk
"well-mr Afoomy-I'm sure it was just an isolated incedent-if you can get
the name of the owner then-"
Racer
"name-I don't think they have an owner-they're just stray rabid muts-trying
to kill me like rat!"
Clerk
"no-oh no- that can't be-I assure you when we have an opportunity to contact-"
Racer
"just forget it you fuckin ass-I beat the dog next time you look nose other
way-then you see what I mean"

 View:clerck shakes-looks back to as if working-Afoomy walks steps(det duh-music)
pauses at first landing against the wall-then at 3rd story hallway-suddenly
a mass jumps out at him-he kicks harshly-we view 2 (oriantal man,stupid brunette chick)in black sneaky clothes-the agents

Man
"owe!"
Racer
"sorry-you jump too fast-and scare me"
Female
"enough with the formalities-follow us –smoothly"
[she rolls on floor the Man does Afoomy trys to walk,but woman crawls to
quickly(4ft)and grabs arms-]
Woman
"you have to roll-"
[view the 3 roll 4 times then go into his hotel room]

INT:ROOM

Racer
"well I got a few-images with this-"
[has cord –eye camera and a little disc holder-picture taker]
Man
"ah ha-ok let me fix- I run through teli-ketronic-kopulater"
 View:has a 4 inch comp that plugs top camera-images of the places he was go
through while graphs etc go alive-

Racer
"oh and the golden beauty-a pass-ah aah haaa did I do good or what"
Man
"check this"
[hands pass to woman after Racer to him-then Man takes tobbaco pack and
rolling papers and proceedes to make a fresh rolled cigarette which he lights and
starts smoking]
Racer
"you're allowed to smoke at a time like this"
Man
"no-maybe-I don't really know-my favorite quick finger trick is to roll one
so I tell them it's practice-"
Woman
"ok –we got it all-we need to get to the lab-and make some alarm busters
then we'll be back"
Racer
"ok-roll carefully-each of you-oh and watch out for dogs-"
[at door-the 2 leave-as get from hall we hear grrling dog-then a bark and a female
yelps]

 View:Afoomy-gets to tank top-and boxers-socks-at bathroom-uses hair gel and
comb-just in respite-then pours cologne into hand –a lot-then slow motion slaps
against his chest as smiles

Racer
"aaah-nothing like some good hair gel and cologne to relax an evening-hmmm
I wonder if ther ‘r any hot chicks at the resteraunt"

 View:goes to room turns on tv with remote-chinese cooking show-in english

Cook
"so then if it gets hot-hot oil-yeh(looks puts hand to ear audience yeh!)-then
you know you can make this happen and what is that-yeh(again-yeh!)-you
can make a sand ray-burn to death-aaah aah ahaaa"
[places live sand ray into wok-it spazes-he slams lid on]
Cook
"oh baby-you gotta get the vegi goin now-yeh(yeh!)no that's right I don't
mean potatoes and beats-all vegitables-chinese wonder garden-our lovely
Telana Reese will bring this-(a boopy female blonde wheels in cart with
tons of vegetables)-now that my mooky fishy is dead-use many-many
fresh vegis(he takes hand fulls and throws into wok)-oh oops-wait I forget
to slice-well that's ok two styles open face-and chopped face we do open for
this evening you  like yeh!(yeh!)"
[a woosh a zylaphone sounds and several of the audience stand at the
counter at side place 4 ft free-cook pours/puts the wok contents takes
2 cleavers and starts wildly chopping-one person goes to take piece-cook
side taps cleaver-warns-tush with at a hand]
Cook
"uh-watch that-be carefull around knives-no ok there you go"
[at ‘no'takes piece of fishskate and flips from cleaver to a mouth catch –female
camera shows closer-as she lifts looks roofwards and starts chomping!]
Racer
"aaah ok….jeeze that's a smart show-maybe not for cooking-actually
hmmph I'll get room service"
[sits at bed looks at card,dials]
Racer
"hello –room service-"
Phone
"yes-this is hotel room services-are you requesting-linnen-bath-tourist-oils-
barf bags-gambling-masseus-aerobics-weight training-or …food"
Racer
"funny-food please"
[phone clicks-changing to food service]
Racer
"hello-foods-not oils-linnens and all that"
Phone
"yes-we got all you're needs deserts,cakes-golden sushi-no fakes-steaks
-and fries-burritoes even-but don't question that which we will bring
to apetiiize-"
Racer
"hmmm-you know you're a fuckin smart ass"
Phone
"excuse me sir.."
Racer
"uh yes two tempura –two french fries- two Wild Questing Horror Goat beers,
and uh-what do you recommend for desert again"
Phone
"sorry sir you were so mean to me the first time-I don't think I can"
Racer
"pie-what come on here-cake-ice creame what's you're best"
Phone
"oh oh –ok tapiaoca creame pie ice cream with trump shavings two dashes
of cognac and 3 pieces of a chocalote easter bunny saved all the way from
easter"
Racer
"aahh now that's what I call desert-way to go food dude!"
Phone
"thanks-that's how I say-desert is for our best customer today-with frozen
caramel or without?"
Racer
"what!what the fuck-no no frozen caramel-see my door service in half an hour"

 View:later answers door-the srevice has a 3 ft pony tail-and sweat dripping from face
step in with cart-we see a hacked apart chocalate bunny at desert,then raises
hand to open a platter-there is a tuft of bloody dog hair

Racer
"oh no what happened –they attacked you?"
Service
"yes,yes,very terrible fight-I back flipped-3 cross arm blocks then
tried to killarm black belt neck kill one-but it jumped away too fast-I only
ripped some of it's hair off"
Racer
"see the desk clerck didn't believe me-well then I set you with extra fee for
problems-maybe one day you and I settle this-like knights of revenge"
Service
"thank you,thank you-enjoy"
 View:oriental bows leaves-extra money is counting the money as approaches steps-suddenly 1 of dogs flys from high growl wraffing and tackles to ground the servicer-they growl-scaff punch wrestle on ground

EXT:HOTEL
 View:a black Ferrari gets to the hotel front-a rcae car driver Miller Pedro Kalmay,
Ferrari racing-and girlfriend brunette-lipstick is miffed-has two arm
Fuffs like roofa dancers-and normal dress

Kalmay
"hello-can some one of you sucker fools please valet my finer vehicle
than you'll ever own!"
Girlfriend
"oh Kaly-how can you let one of these brutes drive your car"
Kalmay
"I don't know-just a rebuff problem-how do they say in french 
ginneia see nono kay"
Girlfriend
"you're so silly"
[slaps shoulder as they walk into hotel]

INT:HOTEL

Hotel matron
"oh monsieur Kalmay-how pleased I am you're staying here-incedentaly
another sports driver by the name of saint gill Afoomy is at the hotel as well
-please-any luggage for you-"
Kalmay
"Afoomy-Afoomy!damn-get a load of that honey-that damn Italiano 
fool that always gets violent when he loses is staying here"
Girlfriend
"oh-oh no-well-we want to be on a separate floor!"
Hotel matron
"very good-of course you're suite is completely separate-excuse me for 
asking but didn't you lose to him in the first World Japanese 24 hour
doomsday race?"
Kalmay
"excuse me"
[angry-calmy removes jacket folds at arm-hands to girlfriend]
Hotel matron
"oh-uuh- Mifi-Gigi-Chichi-attend-sett asis –guard attend!"
 View:shouts and the three dogs run in and tackle Kalmay,view a bit of harshing then
scaffed-and torn screetches with girlfriend from hotel with car

INT:HOTEL
 View:at dancing spot at side of hotel restraunt Afoomy stupid dances with
oriental woman in oriantal dress to stupid disco like music

Girl
"what yor name?"
Racer
"you don't recognize me-lovely flower"
Girl
"yor parents hippies that's ok"
Racer
"whatever-let's relax with a drink"
[takes her hand to the bar]
Racer
"two-uhh mississipi dunken browns"
Tender
"two browns-you got it"
[takes whiskey and vodka into glass then grates cinnamin into-they drink
he puts money]
Girl
"so-all the way from America-why yor travel to the land of the rising sun"
Racer
"I thought that was China"
Girl
"doesn't matter-what do you do for living"
Racer
"I'm the famous race car driver saint gill Afoomy!jeeze you've not been
too well cultured for a hooker"
[she slaps him and leaves]
Racer
"damn!"

 View:speaks to desk clerck leaving –shoutingish to

Racer
"I'm going for a night of action if those pieces of shit attack me when I return
you cen bet there gonna be on a death wish"

EXT:CITY/INT:CLUB

 View:walking to same club as before-enters 4 topless dancers classical music-a 14 year old girl at front-removes her bra from under shirt twirls around and throes onto a dancer-the crowd yeahs!Afoomy watches standing-blinks looks closer to see that girl is 14 the same waitress approaches

Waitress
"hey American-ooh no wait Italian-cooley-want to see some more of me?"
Racer
"oh do I –you don't know what I've been through scince I got to Japan"
Waitress
"yor sit over here I show special dancing"
 View:sits at side table boothe-she starts waggling chest-then when a crash in classical music she kicks and turns around bending over waggles that then next crash she slaps
her ass-then puts 1 leg on boothe-curl sets high sock from above knee to ankle

Waitress
"there feal that-smoothe"
Racer
"aaah yup-you shaved nicely I can feal it"
Waitress
"guess what else I shaved"
Racer
"I don't know"
Waitress
"my pussy!"
Racer
"yeah I want you to do it this fancy dancing!"
Waitress
"for a pooka poo looky loo it'll cost ya more dollar"
[he gets money and tucks into her dress waistband]
 View:next view him cold on the table-the Waitress has her top off and is swill
with it over him-waffing about we pan to view the 14 yearold girl on the stage her top off-tits-hopping the 2 legged forward as the 4 dancers put tits at her face swining

INT:HOTEL
 View:Afoomy walks hall to door hotel-from above the 2 agents tackle him to
ground-he's burnt they take one arm each and into the room

INT:ROOM
Man
"well well,a night on the town-who'd of guessed a great secret agent
like you"
[starts to make cigarette]
Girl
"well any way listen-these are 4 techy numbers –the first will take you
into the front –the second past the pass machine-the 3rd acceses the elevators
and the 4th can be used to take comp files-undercover"
[she sets the techs on desk]
Racer
"and if they don't work and I get busted"
Girl
"that's just a risk you're to deal with-but we're good-the equipments good
don't worry"
Racer
"did I say I was worried-I just wanted to know if I could find you and kill you
for fucking it up for me"
Man
"yes-yor take many risks-sometimes I know you even kill-but tomorrow night
we just have you get info ok hero"
Racer
"are you opining me-of course I know what to do-just keeping the
status qou between you and me"
Girl
"oh-you have the cooking show on-it's so smart-I always bake a pie or some
kind of fancy after watching-watch what happens with the knives-look
look at that-lightening-"
[she switched the tv on with remote-they look]
Cook
"ok 1-2-ok 123-ok 1 to 5 ok now cut –now I cut 1-2-6 if yor get to fancy
restraunt and they say my good with knives you just laugh at them-spit
the food back in their faces-because you've wacthed my action-my show does
this number 1 style yeh!(yeh!)-ok super finals of the cutlery game-I take you
get a piece-here we go 1-2 1-2 5-6(they get pieces of chooped food thrown from
cleavers 10ft catching in mouths-show shows this)"
Man
"oh ho  hoh oo the one grnadma bitch missed the food-ha ha –"
Racer
"you think one so practiced as this cooker uses the black arts to get so good"
Girl
"oh yeah-there's all sorts of legendary crossovers from karate to chef and
Kinjite overlords to cutlery food conesuirs"
Racer
"you serious-wow-I might remember some of that shit the next time I see
a jammer-at a sushi place"
Man
"but you watch it-just because the fiend is a chef now doesn't mkean his
vows of loyalty to the underground are broken-I suggest you use a gun
if you start to argue"
Girl
"well-anyway-we'll be back after you get the goods-then word has it you're
gonna be makin some endorsement work happening-"
Racer
"you got it-this one is Goatachini-with MegiKai –super go-green light sasys
we get together with this one"
[says as acompanys them ,they exit room]
Racer
"shheesa loiusa-can fools in black tights with wits like that really be FCI-
I think I use shampoo for soap and wash my troubles away"
 View:walks to bathroom-view door ajar-shower goes on- then view towel body-about shoulders and hair wrapped-some steam-leans forward to mirror and puts on lip glaze-kisses the mirror-then from shaver kit-unzips-quickly gets a black band that says IFC put about left upper arm

Racer
"kiss goddbye racer-and hello IFC agent"
[all swile]

INT:ROOM
 View: sleeping-sun is setting(slept through the next day)-view hall the 3 dogs are
growl ruoof running hall from steps –clueless just the harsh effect-the alarm
at table goes zippy ringing non-stop he feals for it-lifts back cover has
black tank top with formulae one car on front and back(silver)and arm band
and swaps the clock harshly sending it breaking into desk.

Racer
"aaah –what the fuck even my Gaotachini isn't that fog horn assed"
[gets luggage from closet opens on bed]
  View:takes a black jacket-some techo zippers-then a black 45-4 separate sized silencers- smoofs them with hands then chooses middle one-a mini grapling-with own gun-2 double sides knives 4 in blade all black except 4 cm at blade-3 smoke bombs
that say happy birthday eisenhower on them-2 binoculars 1 pair-dark green front
the other purple takes (view looking through room each color)-

Racer
"ye I ye yeah-purple blends smoothly for this evening"
[then takes a cross band bullets only their small-he takes looks at then looks
about room-sets it to 45 –throws two pillows on top eachother quickly and fires
10 or so machine gun like into bed through –]
Racer
"yeah –that's smoothe-keep this baby"

INT:HALL/EXT:HOTEL
 View:sets strap over t-shirt-jacket over that- view step from room-is cautious-uses binocluar and sees the first image of dogs chasing from steps to hall-he busts fast opposite direction and breaks through the glass window-fires grapling at light (25 ft)it punctures the raff-and he fly 5 ft from ground-then wrapping around it 5 times till he's about 10 ft off ground-

Racer
"shit!"
[sets switch-which makes electricity go through wire-un hooks grapling he jumps
to ground as wire returns-then he dashes towards bushes and jump dives over 6 ft 4 ft wide ]

EXT:CITY
 View:next view senaking next to building-turns and across street is Megi-Kai building
 gets to front glass doors section opens first box inside a note says
"ha ha got you sucka glass cutter and arm cutter"looks at-

Racer
"ok that's not very funny"

EXT:BUILDING/INT:BUILDING
 View:takes glass cutter makes 4 in hole-then gets pieces of liitle poley device and
snaps together as goes in 7 ft-then wedges 60 degrees(has scissors at end)-looks
at diagram in case-final 10th piece and swaggles it onto desk-then
moves it to place-over phone wire is about to tap button-then moves to another barely exposed wire and it snips it pulls the pole back quickly recasing-etc and opens
the door-with a electro card against –tippr toes to the pass machine
closes eyes as opens 2nd case looks note says'you're in guess 50% 50% was right!"
takes fake pass-slides through slowly-comp bweepes etc-hear unpressure at door
puts away to case goes through door looks in lab at hall sees a burned lab coat
lying on the ground takes a mini-picture-at elevatore sees camera in corner truning 
towards and dive rolls under neath hitting wall-takes a tech magno chip throws against stays on camera-then stands gets 3rd tech-uses lazer cuuter to open panel
metal and attaches two wires the elevator arrives looks inside for camera-isn't steps in
and again cuts panel and uses two wires from tech-goes to 2nd story-opens
2 camera's viewed(our view too)with binocluars-he puts back and dashes hall-dive
rolls one time then opens a door-inside are computers-

INT:COMP ROOM

Racer
"ahh at least I got the data room right-let's see here now-which one of these babies
has the chops-"
[he runs tech over each stops at 4th-turns on screen goes on]
‘welcome please enter secret file code'

[he puts same tech to screen which makes random fill 10 slots-]
‘welcome scientist do you wish to visit shopping-vacations-inventory-porno-or
chip data"

[he types por-then erases types chip data the info arrives]
‘used once for Goatachini racing the new calibrations shall heretofore begin a 
new era in gremlin monkeywrenching-6 weeks after introduction to factory
units all units shall remove mechanical data and begin reckless destruction-
used against normaly shoe factories and child movie figurines may also apply
to wepons divisions of governments-optioned by the U.S to be used against
Afghanastan,Russian,and Tiawenese factories-of which 6 are shoe products and
1 is a nuclear weapons facility-program exceedes expectations and the process
may be excelled to 1 week in some scenarios-please enter any new data-‘

Racer
"ah ha-FCI workin the closed circuit-no wonder they chose me-well-
I don't have much a choice"
[sets tech data into disck slot(a wire)then it beeps etc-data flows on screen]

 View:fades black-see a shoe factory with robotic arms-the arms start to go crazy
cutting about etc-4 workers get caught between 4 machines turned from conveyer
one gets burned across face(lazer)then 1 chick screems and rushes into one as
if to get-it closes raises her in air and snaps her neck-fade black

INT:HOTEL/INT:ROOM
 View:Afoomy has reg diner jacket on-tech jacket folded over arm-walking steps hotel
a rumbling barking beginning sounds and gets louder as he makes quickly to 3rd hall
then as front dog in distance from broken window runs goes to slow mo-he aims
gun fires and nabs chin front dog-see wound it hients and growfs fallen-he
breaks into room shuts door,tosses jacket-bullet strap-gun on bed-goes to
bathroom-uses hair gel with comb-
INT:ROOM

Girl
"hello!agent Afoomy!"
Racer
"yes I just fixing some hair gel-"
[gets to room-agents there]
Man
"you succeeded yes?"
Racer
"ha ha you try to make joke me-not cool-but yes-the data techs got
the entire story-factory defuncting chips-mostly shoes-"
Girl
"but sometimes nuclear weapons-isn't that right?"
Racer
"that's it-any advice on how to act with these new endorsers-I mean
I can cover my tracks pretty good-get it cover tracks"
Man
"ah ha ha yes racer-that's good we don't think anymore problems
untill we decide wether to bomb their building or do inside work"
Racer
"you been to one of the local nightclubs yet-they're pretty nice"
Girl
"yeah?what' y get goin on there some Saki and dancing"
Racer
"you could say that-one girl said she shaved-"
Man
"her pubic hair off and asked for extra money-been there done that-
always a trick show when the dancey girls get goin"
Racer
"well well-I gues I don't need to explain"
Girl
"sillies-ok well we gotta be goin- we'll check in in a few days-lay low-and
if they mention the break in-just say that burglars are crafty these days-
one you know tried to rip your race car-last month"
Racer
"ok got it-oh watch out for some dogs-one is injured-"
[as closes door they leave]


 View:next day-normal attire hotel room someone knocks at door answers
Man
"hello mr Afoomy-you are that man are you not?"
[in ritzy silk suit with dragon banner tied around chest and a dagger set on shoulder
like a pin]
Racer
"yes-you are?"
Man
"I'm here to present an invitation for a special dinner at the estate-as a guest
to MegiKai-this evening-business attire is appropriate"
Racer
"ok let me ask you-why is there a dagger resting on your shoulder"
Man
"that-son-is a way to represent the MegiKai warriors who seek to better the
business and make the world a safer place to live"
[presents invitation,Afoomy takes]
Racer
"ok-I accept –dagger man-and I accept an oath to better the world in my own way
as well as with Gaotachini racing-do you understand that?"
Man
"uh –sure sure-I am seeking always a way to slice natures diseases in half
and carry the blade of power-"
Racer
"as a dashing knife should carry the wound of enemy –to a thousand graves when
tomorrow only"
Man
"represents the forgotton beast of terror againt those who wake when the death of
light in the tunnel against"
Racer
"open yet closed wounds that the duaghter of mercy has left forsaken with or
begotton of child that"
Man
"only feeds on the milken breasts of the disease of the world the undead child
whos name shall fall against purity"
Racer
"thank you-that's what I ment to say-thank you"
[closes door]

EXT:ESTATE/INT:DINNING AREA
 View:arriving at the estate drivey way –parking area just beyond-limo's different
styles the first has a black man in pink suit and tan hat-next 2 muscle tuff 
dudes with daniel boon hats and tails clipped at back-2 chicks with who
have skunk tails clipped at back-old oriental harsh robe karateish costume beard-
a regular karate oriental with straw karate hat-rickmihn tattoos shirtless silk
gold slacks-finally Afoomy-racing jacket-view gathered floor seated at table
with a matted placate area next to-Bad 1 at far end-Bad 2 Bad 3 next-
old,rickmihn,karate-blackman 2 tuffs-2 chicks other side-female traditional attire
serves food some at table before

Bad 1
"so we gather to feast and the night time speaks like a supple jasmine vine-
such tempura and temper of insight hmm"
Old
"yes wise flowers spring unduely at the weather-gormae sushi and
servants of dark power"
[deh deh deuh-harsh music at statement]
Bad 2
"ahh next course live eel rotated by our own lovely flower on a skewer to 
perfection"
 View:she takes skewer into basket brought and sliuces 10 eels onto-they harsh about-then flame unit goes she rotates skewer on-they watch as some skeetch-it's harsh-
some table effects get knocked over-then she sets at Bad 1 –Black-next view desert
a cake with a fish real looking pastry is set at table

Bad 1
"ahh let us toast Saki to the final action of this grande meal-..that being"
[looks to guests they all mumble respond'desert!']

 View:they wait a moment the service girl steps back-the cake explodes with animal innards she gets server(desert plates there)and sets pieces of cake and innards at-
Afoomy gags and regurges cake and innard-takes Saki gwoosh

Bad 1
"and now the moment we've all been waiting for the tournament begins!"
[stands he claps twice and 2 skinny shirtless chinese dudes enter quickly with zylaphones at side wall-and play-Afoomy looks estranged at the incedent forming]
Bad 1
"first we will have great rivals-my own personal wonder match interest for this evening our MegiKai fighter versus Burt Boone!"

 View:swaffes hand(zylophone introduces as they take off jackets-Bad 3-tuff)
they step to placate-then the server girl arrives with 2 cuthulu swords and two machety ish chinese swords on pillow-that has smiley faces and bullet smiley faces
they get to take-and grab same –then next grab same-finally they each take two of
same style –machety Bad cuthulu Burt,Bad 3 does show styling-stepping back-Burt throws one and recatches almost to 17 ft ceiling-zylaphoning continues they duel-a scrape on Bad 3-tail clip cut off -2 close swipes at Bad 3 neck-back roundhouse kick Bad 3 after a bit more dueling then runs 1 sword through stomache Burt-goes through back,the guests applaude,2 ninjas run in and take away the nearly dead-Burt-looking Afoomy sees eyes shut just as taken from room

Bad 1
"ah ha ha bet you didn't know racing lifstyle could get to such a prestigious dinner party"
Racer
"uh no I did't reailize the invitation was to a dinner with a death match fight"
Rickmihn
"step over to you're grave fool"

 View:stands to karate-they get to placate presented with 1 sword 1 dagger-mihn takes dagger karate sword they battle a bit-then mihn kicks the sword away-throws dagger side flitch from 10 ft karate just gets it from face slow motion-then more fighting-then after a few punches against karate mihn does kalo kilo and makes ether dragon fly it scratches wounds pretty badly karate-mihn does high stationary flip and recatches dagger from wall and throws into chest-turns to front window as walks toward smashes open supernaturely and walks away-rebuff-ninjas take karate away

Bad 1
"ah well always an interesting match with an evil fighter like rickmihn –now
mr Black Cootina versus Old  Chinshi-staffs-with daggers are the weapon of choice!"

 View:the weapons presented Old does show of weaponry-then Black removes
jacket and t-shirt-wings sprout and floats in air 4 ft

Black
"they don't call me the Cootina terror for nothing"
Old
"ah ha ha very funny like tina the fairy-you not funny enough for me to
stop from killing you on this evening though"
Black
"watch out old man-you're about kiss you're ass goodbye"

 View:moves forward fake magic spinning 1 leg to kick-Old steps back blocking with
staff 5 times then Black lands at ground they staff fight-then they each knife 
kip into eachothers legs 4 times in confusion-then a bit more then staff to staff
then in slow motion they step back staff daggers cut eachs neck-they fall to
ground

Afoomy
"ooh a tie-that's too bad"
Bad 1
"well-now mr Afoomy versus Killroy Boone"

 View:the two girls applaude and boo and hiss as Afoomy gets to placate
the weapons are 2 regular traditional chinese swords

Afoomy
"ok-let's say that this is the last time you get to wear that stupid fucking
disneyland hat –the world will thank me ehy-ehye"

 View:looks to others then the chicks -they applaude in agreement(except chicks)
Afoomy twirls sword once trys to hold inverted-then realizes doesn't work and
holds regular set to go-Killroy attacks with many swipes Afoomy steps back
blocking each time then makes 3 arounds go sword to sword then they duel
1 arm in air traditionalish-then Afoomy takes two hands to sword and engine
reving sounds and he breaks Killroys sword –in slow motion-then Killroy
drops to floor starts sobbing
Killroy
"no no please please don't kill me"

[the chicks look escue then to others-the 3 Bads stand with 45's-at Afoomy
he looks we see him take sword high then from estate a chick screem and
lightening flys about-aaaghaaghhaaghaaghgh –]

INT:HOTEL
 View:Afoomy walks into lobby hand at eyes-harshed-consierge walks to

Hotel
"ahh –I take it you find the culture of the simple bright lights and
fresh sea food relaxing?"
Racer
"listen fuck face-I just made my way into the highlander dimension through
evil karate and a death match at a black undergrounders estate that supposed to
be a nice dinner event-don't be so so stupid"
Hotel
"aaah well perhaps you've had a bit too much of the old grout grain powty ping
rice ching-let me help you past the guard dogs for this evening to your room"
 View:Racer stumbles into nearly walking hall to room held mostly Hotel-the 3 dogs sit winning 1 with bandaged paw they go past to door-seeing the tention

INT:room
[next day answers a cell phone at hotel room]
Racer
"yes –ok 2:45 at Ligi Wifi Coobi Mow Chinuh's-got it—you want me
to dress like what"
Phone
"a mister Demure-you know a crack off the street"
Racer
"yes I don't know-mr off the street –if it means casual"
Phone
"natural surroundings-so that the people that don't recognize you
won't have to look at a suit with a racing stripe"
Racer
"ok-regular mr Demure costume-like a street dude-that might use
crack-and lsd is that what you're saying"
Phone
"forget it-be there –dress how you want-like a pig for all I care"
Racer
"no-I know agents they have ways I use them no tricky pigs ok"
Phone
"ok"
Racer
"ok goodbye"

INT:HOTEL
 View:running the hotel lobby Afoomy smacks a female with luggage and tennis racket
case over-

Racer
"oh- eh excuse me let me help you with you're deformed luggage"
Female
"that's not luggage that's my tennis racket case"
Racer
"oh-well-it's well padded I imagine it didn't break"
[looks nice chicky at her eyes]
Female
"I imagine"
[she looks reciprication]
Racer
"yes when I look at the –the ocean I imagine that is how that I say to
talk with you"
Female
"uh well mr-you really busted me to the ground-how am I going to relax-after this"
Racer
"oh!let me buy you a mississippi duncan brown at the restraunt"
Female
"well- what's your name again"
Racer
"saint gill Afoomy-pleased to meet you-and I'd be even more flattered and
crooned if you're highness wants a mississippi with me"
Female
"oh—oh – ok  I'm Tara Kinterborn Winterstar"
Racer
"ms Winterstar shall we"

 View:takes her luggage except racket she carries that strap at back-then at archway to room puts harshly so he can jist 1 arm at her back to enter
they sit at the bar and are served a drink each

Racer
"so japan is so special-I –I you know if you feal like having some nice
photographs when you take a vacation this is the place-"
Tara
"actaully I'm trade lawyer-I settle international contracts some major
businesses have been making some grander investments than they
originally planned for-so I'm helping with that for a month"
Racer
"a month wow!-you could get used to the tooth paste in that much time!"
Tara
"silly!(slaps shoulder)-even if I can't get it arranged I'm still paid so I don't
care"
Racer
"you like dancing girls-or disco clubs-I found an intersting place-I mean
not to say that you will like it if you don't dance"
Tara
"yes- I dance-a little fresh aren't we-"
Racer
"thank you-I forget how to be a lamb sometimes-this bussiness trip for me-
well it's been real fucked"
Tara
"oh-well maybe I can help you get a piece of mind after all-why don't you
tell me you're room # and I'll settle in then I'll hop over"
Racer
"ah of course 57-and I'm terribly sorry but if I misss my 2:45 date-I'll be
in trouble-I'll see you soon –I hope"
Tara
"ok-see you mr Afoomy"
[bartender there now]
Tara
"jeeze a date-I hope it wasn't a girlfriend that'd really piss the shit out of me"
Tender
"now-now-I often watch the patrons leave and wander away-but the
smiles that buddy laid on you misses-I doubt a puppy love sensation like
that clears the rimshig to lover's mountain that often"
Tara
"really-you can tell when there's lover's mountain about to happen"
Tender
"oh can I-you don't quite see it clearly though because you aren't yet
accustomed to the japanese air pollution like I am-"
Tara
"-is there a problem with the toothpaste here"
Tender
"why-yes there is –you get used to it after about a month though"
Tara
"thought so-my first impretion was that mr Afoomy wasn't a liar"
Tender
"well you take'em like an old beat up 64 chevy with fog lights still
attached-once the mists of magic form what you need to do is buzz a baby 
cakes signal to the other side of the morning dew"
Tara
"really-like a misty morning-you turn on the lights and the sun takes care
of the scents of oh and the dew- the ecinacha-all that shit"
Tender
"yer getting there-I don't say dump the sports show but I do say light
the lips dayglow and sing an enchanting tune"
Tara
"classical"
Tender
"no- no – not really more as if you have a 76 k FM radio station blasting
through you're ear drums-then when marvelous record scratches bust the
groove-bam!!you take a smoothe move"
Tara
"mmhmm how'd you get to be such a smart ass"
Tender
"pardon"
Tara
"you heard me"
[tender looks away miffed shy swipes bar with rag-walks away]

EXT:CITY
 View:at sidewalk actioning area try's to hail a wig-wam

Racer
"hello-attention-I attend-slave taxi!hello-over here-!"
[makes to Afoomy]
Puller
"ok-you order mr-ok chop chop we get to place you going-60 american-you
pay-you pay now"
Racer
"isn't that a bit much for an old fasion pooty boy go gart-with only two wheels"
Puller
"what?what you say"
Racer
"fine-forget it-make it snappy-Ligi Wifi Coobi Mow Chinuh's"
Puller
"ok that 6 blocks-we go-we go-"
[starts at fast pace]
Racer
"hey that's pretty good athlete-I make style same when I race cars"
Puller
"what you do mr-you race cars"
Racer
"yes-I professional Goatachini racer-don't you know the name"
Puller
"what if I do what if I don't you want to argue about it-more money"
Racer
"hey-I'm the costumer-cutomer always first"
Puller
"whatever-2 more blocks"
 View:a fat black woman with big tits in a fancy dresss with chines writing as pattern
steps in front of wig-wam
Racer
"eyhe-your two city block dueling banjos are getting in the way-move it
(puller looks to Afoomy-Afoomy as if gets it)fat bitch!!"
[they slap hands-the woman uses purse to smash pullers face]
Woman
"hey fools-why don't you mind a precious womans moves-and watch 
what you're crock of shit asses are doin"
Puller
"oooh fancy words I'm really scared"
Racer
"yeah bitch I show you what you watch-a switchblade!"
[takes switchblade-she steps backward and walks off]
Racer
"ha haaa"
[slaps five ]
 View:they approach a crowd gathered about 2 kids chinese break dancing

Puller
"look out-move-what you do now-move-chop chop"
[Afoomy and Puller get to crowd-performers to pronounce more]
Racer
"hey-hey kids shoo-you can't-"
Kid
"bust a moonwalk KK keny-!"

 View:kid 2 starts moonwalk the croed starts clapping to music
Afoomy-puller move in to settle-get caught in grabed arms dancing rythm
they start mok break dancing then after 5 seconds Afoomy does arm move to
switchblade to kids-they shy away-the crowd hushes music stops-

Racer
"back away-you're dancing jive is in the way –ok-….0k"
[puller gets wig wam-Afoomy gets to ½ way through dissapating gatherers
arrive at restraunt]
Racer
"ok 60 dollars-and some yen-I know what it's like when coon shitholes
block the road-no good ok"
Puller
"thank-thank-chop chop"
[makes away quickly]

INT:RESTRAUNT
[deuh dun music as looks about restraunt-then Man tackles him-next at table
corner]
Girl
"word on the street is s few factory workers got killed because of the new
monkeywrench chips-players are in,some are gunna start getting hurt"
Racer
"I don't see how that affects my program-with new endorsement-"
Man
"let me roll a fresh one-I'll explain"
[takes tobbacco-rolls-starts lig]
Man
"some of the FCI agents workin the nuclear circuit are in trouble-a few of
the communications made told us they could be about to be exposed-
when that happens we're gunna need our operation completed –that means you
have to get in to the wharehouse and destroy as many chips as possible-dig
agent Afoomy"
Girl
"and we expect you to find the compound the chips are stored-dig"
Racer
"ok-why don't we just bomb the shit out of em like you suggested before"
Girl
"too loud-the pigs arrive-newspapers get their mittens in-international trade
hits the moss covered rotted forgotton lake bottom-and culture flys out the
window and teflon prices soar-consequentially couch covers,race car tires,and
artificial tits get too expensive-a real problem"
Racer
"mmhm-you need plastic surgery or something-bitch"
Girl
"what"
Racer
"you don't answer my simple question-use explosives expert-nobody knows"
Girl
"well-I don't think it'd be right"
Man
"yeah she got good boobs-don't you"
Girl
"no-the shockwave"
Racer
"mmhmm jiggle jiggle!"
Man
"ha ha yeah jooky jiggle-now that's what I call personal life getting in the way"
Racer
"yeah I know-we nearly crashed into a melon mountain on the way—well ok
scince you're so caught in self grooming to think straight now-"
Girl
"what"
Racer
"I'll try from my options-I'll need some c4-"
Man
"no problem"
Girl
"ooh!what a bunch of snails with no brains!"

INT:ROOM
 View:at hotel room-getting agent equipment-Tara knocks at door-Afoomy answers

Racer
"heloo-ooh ms Winterstar-how loevely I am to see you"
Tara
"you have a nice hotel room-may I"
Racer
"please-let me just get these weapons put aside"
Tara
"oh-my why do you carry so many knives and guns"
[looking at 3 guns 4 knives]
Racer
"well-I uh(looks at her judging how much cares for her)-I actually –
work with a uh- government operations –as an agent"
Tara
"oh my-how exciting-my sister's boyfriend once shot and killed a mexican"
Racer
"really-why is that"
[gets colgne from desk and splashs on face]
Tara
"they were being attacked-but anyways-I'm, hoping we can have a dinner
together-or maybe do some dancing a little more casual-shall I say than
the restraunt"
[she walks to bed takes remote turns on cooking show]
Racer
"yes you and I we like to have some dinner together-that's very good you're
mostly beautifull-I agree"
[puts black jacket with equip on]
Tara
"oh no look at the tv show-the audience member just caught on fire!"
 View: the oil flying off arm of young girl who had reached into wok-the
cook looks shocked-a fat audience man jumps on her smothering
Racer
"oh no"
Cook
"ah ha ha ha-no that's just a stunt I put together look-look"
 View:the girl shows laytex cover on arm and she and the man wave-the audience
awes then applaudes
Racer
"wow all this fresh food cooked-or whatever you call that-makes me think
should we go now to a nice sushi place"
Tara
"yes,yes-let's do"
Cook
"oh oh look out oh no-this not next big trick-!aha ha ha kidding you-see
it's ok"
[this time a man body tottaly on fire into the camera view then extuinguished
by 4 crew]

EXT:CITY
 View:they walking arrive at sushi place

Matre 
"yes-2 for this evenig"
Racer
"yes-that's right-a table near the chopping please-I like to watch this one
how about you"
Tara
"oh yeah-the fish are still alive then the flat side of the knife clam chops
brutally across their brains splattering the goods-that then get put as fresh
fish on rice-with seaweed"
[says as they get to table]
Matre
"well-actually fish brains aren't used-but I'm sure you'll see plenty of the excitement
seated at this table"
Racer
"thank you so much-I'm making a good impression from the start aren't
I Tara scince we can see the murders before the servers-ehye"
[Matre-shagrins walks away]
Tara
"mmm-how nice to have a date to begin my stay at japan"
[waitress serves saki]
Racer
"ah thank you miss chinese girl"
Tara
"ah thank you miss chinese girl"
[waitress hush curtsys leaves]
Racer
"so explain to me-what is it you seek –at this wich we have together for-now-
I hope I'm not being too lightening-at the mysteriuos orient"
Tara
"oh-just some silly whims and whimsicals flights like the fearing
prey or the predator no-nor alive"
Racer
"beautifull….beautifull"
Tara
"what is it that makes a vacation hot for you…can you tell me that"
Racer
"-I used to stay at the hotel before races saying-when will I meet a girl
who likes to have me on a date so fuckin bad-then when it finally happens
at this place-that's my fantasy vacation"
Tara
"oooh-let me say then-how shall we order-sushi-sashimi-tempura-terryaki-
pad thai-kung pao-what's you're favorite"
Racer
"well let's ask the girl performing for us this evening-hello!-attention!"
Waitress
"yes-may I take this evenings order for you-perhaps-please-mecita"
Tara
"mmmm-mmhhm-mimimm-mmm-yyyym"
[looking at menu]
Waitress
"ok I sorry-you make an order-?…"
Racer
"mmm-mmhmm-myymmm-mmhymhymmm"
Waitress
"moa ye a mi mi?"
Tara
"mm-mm-just mooosho pork and tempora please"
Racer
"double portion seaweed rice and koo gee gee ko kee ya ah ya ah chi chi"
[waitress leaves]
Tara
"so I don't mean to sound stupid but I get the impression you're holding
some explosive energy"
Racer
"..yup…you got that right –babe"
Tara
"what did you do to be an agent-I mean you said that you were involved
with racing-I mean from looking at um you're build I guess that'd be
auto racing-very dangerous-the relation is there any-elaborate?"
Racer
"yes and no-actaully what happened to me as an agent was I got invited
to a dinner that was a death tournement and embraced the quickining like
Highlander movies-racing it's just exhilerating-am I making myself
clear?"
Tara
"well that's food-any luck with swords before-I mean how gentile-"
Racer
"oh yeh of course I learn all about trick combat to do what I do in
the world of black underground runners-"
Tara
"so –what's you're favorite near death incedent-can I pry into those
crystral fronted booji poopies of your's?"
Racer
"love and the eternal mask of hatred-that is my game with death-I always
hope that one day a beautifull woman will maturely defile the angels and
be my special soul walking on this earth-how do you feal about all of
this-you're work-vacations-dating-pets even"
[drinks]
Tara
"oh I don't know sometimes I open my eyes sometimes I shut them-
it's so-so desperate to believe that all we take for granted at first is
what we hope inside is touching our soul"
Racer
"well that's some special story miss Winterstar-I can tell you this-
when I look into you're –you're essence I know I wish we could have another
date if that's what you mean"
Tara
"well mr Afoomy if you're trying to tackle this lambchop into a feathery
lust bed-you're one step closer"

 View:they're finishing some food-

Racer
"aahh –who's the cook in you're family?"
Tara
"billy joe bob"
[‘mmm'Afoomy nods in remitance and has a piece of food]

EXT:CITY
 View:after diner-they're walking arm in arm-entartainment area-stop at a movie

Tara
"ooh retun of deft burton and the dark puppets-you like sci-fi?"
Racer
"ah –you know- I do love this evening-however-I really have to do
some fancy agent work-or there could be an international shoe factory
incedent"
Tara
"oh-pish aloo squid dish!-I'm afraid business first is ok with me however-
so-"
[looks they lean in and kiss with lips-then Afoomy runsish away and jumping
diverolls over bushes at alleyish area-Tara watches –walks away]

EXT:ALLEY
[takes a map looks at]
Racer
"ok let's see a little date-a little microchip factory destroying-and a
good bunch of safe shoe factoerys-eeeh though-didn't they say
nuclear factorys-huhn"
[puts away walking alley]

EXT:BUILDING
 View:approaches the MegiKai building-goes to the truck arrive cargo area-carefully

Racer
"hmm-damn I don't think the alarm kit'll work around yonder this side"
INT:STORAGE
 View:takes the cutter-and touches lightly to cargo metal door-then again-then cuts-
next- enough space to get in-looks about a lot of crates-opens one
pushes through fuff-finds a case(metal)opens inside are a deck of cards
that say MegiKai –regular-gets to joker it's a pedastal with 25 little jokers eating
potato chips-

Racer
"hmm-chips-micro foolish-low card high card- confusing"

 View:sets aside opens another crate-inside are ‘the cheese man'plastic dolls-goofy orangish he presses arm-after taking one

Doll
‘hello my fine family and friends-today celebrates cheese day'
[presses again]
‘the hour of midnight will be a cheese party-keep tight'
[presses again]
‘sixty two chips are hidden in crate c-they will bring the totall destruction of
Wampfooy shoe designs'

 View:starts looking about stationary-there's no way to tell whitch crate is whitch
view setting explosives at the cornner crates and center 4 crates-then has a remote
in hand and presses as does stupid refoy jump through hole-explosion-blasts
damage on cargo door too-Afoomy runs away

EXT:CITY
[walking sidewalk city ear tech]
Racer
"shit-really-well I get there as fast as I can"
 View:starts to run-smashes over old-chinese with food shopping 
keeps running-to a corner a cargo truck approaches-gets two electro pads with
hands and jump leaps at truck attaching to back-makes to top-truck gets on
freeway-starts to rain-cuts hole in roof-inside uses glowey there are
larger metal cases-cuts one open inside are microchips that say
blasto disaster-slam lamb-killer cutey-and-devious darkness
Racer
"hmm-this is some new shoes-or like the agents say-some silly nuclear
missiles-sabotage-and some real problems-‘
[checks pockets tamping]
Racer
"oh no!shit-lets see here-"
[snaps 5 in half-vuts 4 cases open –looks about-looks through hole
to see that on freeway-back door-cuts 6 more cases open 100 or so chips-breaks
the door open with silencer gun-and swashes the chips onto freeway-cars start to
honk-smashing over chios-driver passenger look in rear view-upset-each has a gun
they make to side freeway-the door is closed again-Afoomy is on roof-jumps onto car 
to roof with magnos-as they open door-they don't notice-car pulls over upset
teeny oriental girl]

EXT:FREEWAY
Girl
"watch you do-you a fuckin physco-look(looks at roof)look at dent!"
Racer
"sorry-uh-(sees two bads looking they notice the coalation-get in truck 1 fires bullet)
shit-you want your car get in the passenger side"
[gun to her-she looks upset gets to passenger-they take off-4 bullets-2 go through
back window]
Girl
"motherfucker!that not a car swoop fool-yor in major criminal activity!"
Racer
"shut up!"
[gets off to street-apartments]
EXT:STREETS
Racer
"you know you're way around here-which way to go if I need to poon these
-…criminals-I work for the government honey-I swear!"
Girl
"you better-I want totall cost damage to my-"
Racer
"shut up!which way please-"
Girl
"ooh-left at this no-"
[Afoomy-does trick turn the-the truck fires a few times one hits view mirror
driver side-car hits parked street machine goes sideways-as Afoomy looks away
to truck-they drive that way-the bads open eyed to eachother-starts to turn corner
adjusts car to normal as so we see a bunny rabbit hop in front of landing wheel
it gets smashed we view-truck takes corner fast]
Racer
"ok-we need to get tricky I hope you know what you're doing-"
[girl looking out window]
Girl
"oh noo you smashed that poor innocent bunny rabbit!"
Racer
"shut up-left or right"
[reaching cross section must turn]
Girl
"right!"
[shots fired miss]
Girl
"left!"
Girl
"right!"
Girl
"ok-this a two way tunnel-quick drive across-"
Racer
"hmmm-ok-this'll work"
[quickly drives up side hill then as truck passes underneath flys from ground to road
other direction-takes off making right-view stopped at place next to the night club
Afoomy stands from car-girl does]

EXT:CLUB
Racer
"well-I don't really have enough to re-pay for all the problems you're
v-6 twin semi cam-3 gear half cc techtin pin braking Honda needs-but –eh
I could show you to a hot nightclub-it has naked chicks dancing"
[upset-walk to Afoomy as saying snatches money]
Girl
"ooh!when I get my government money-what you a CIA cop?"
[getting to driver side]
Racer
"ooh la la dancey girls-some waitress they-really relaxing-if you don't-"
Girl
"no- you shut up-last time –how I get my money or I run you over"
Racer
"hhun-ok-this is the FCI security –depot-tell them Afoomy aquisitioned
you're car and fucked it to shit-they'll pay"
Girl
"thank you!"
[screethces away swiping the card]

INT:ROOM
 View:morining hotel room-has a female scarf with black feamle nude images printed on(green)partially about face-car tank top-normal pants asleep –phone rings

Racer
"hello-"
[reaches]
Phone
"ah-mister Afoomy-we were wondering if you'd like to drive for us in the
business super 600-every major business is running-and well there's been some
accidents at the company and winning the million dollar 1st place could be
a real buffer-"
Racer
"ahhh-of course –of course I'd love to-a Honda-huh heh-aaah well –ok
sure I know abit about Honda street racing-"
Phone
"the qualifying run is tomorrow-the race Saturday-we all have faith in the
abilities you strat-after killing the Boone fool at the deathmatch dinner 
tournement-so we hope this will be much the same"
Racer
"except for the deathmtach –I don't see why I shouldn't bring a trophy
to put next to the spinning mermaid-"
Phone
"great!if you need any cocaine-or extacy or any those type of higher caliber
athlete rebuffs-we have only the purest available-"
Racer
"ooh-intruiging-do you have any mexican fly gel for me and my new girlfriend
to use-I mean we're new aquintances but-pretty soon I might have to race her
ass across the bed as bad as I do a car on the track!"
Phone
"uuuh- uh huhn-well I'll see- good day mr Afoomy"
[phone back]
Racer
"shees(removes sacrf upset)what a goon-oh do you need some crack for you're
racing style-"

INT:ROOM/INT:BEUTIQUE/EXT:POOL
 View:has foolish italian fancy shirt-at bathroom mirror combing hair gel-view Afoomy
at beutique hotel gets perfume-sprays some on scarf-then puts in wrapped box
with bow-approaches swimming pool Tara in 1 piece on lay away sun bather 

Racer
"hello-ms Tara –I'm a bit early I know-but I get you some-well you'll see"
Tara
"oh-hi-hones-let me just adjust my eyes-let's see what you got ol Winterstar-"
[sitting gets scarf,touchs perfume]
Racer
"so you know-I had a close brush with death last night-and I thought-well
you know-I just wish we could've stayed together instead-but that's finished
I'm going to be racing in a business 600 Saturday for Megikai-"
Tara
"mmm-this scarf is fancy-nude girls and all-well-so do I get an invitation to
the show"
Racer
"yes yes yes-a thousand invitations to you-and today we're still having a
walk at the beach and lunch-yes"
Tara
"of course silly-I just wanted you to see what I got under the swimmys"
[she stands-Afoomy looks her over]
Racer
"you look sweeter than a dolphin caressing the shores-"
[she pushes him into pool playfully]
Tara
"well-that's all well and good-I have to change clothes-see you in 20 minutes
in front-"
Racer
"thank you!use pretty girl face and highheels-I'm all wet and need a hot
chick –"
Tara
"silly-why don't you do some laps while I decide wether to wear some casual
642 sneakers or dressy shoes"

EXT:BEACH
 Viewthey walk to a food stand at beach area-female with silly fruit hat and orietal eyes the vender-octopus on rafter-as well as 2 live lobsters walking on counter

Racer
"a ehm-you have any regular food-other than-"
Vender
"yes-yes-my cook expertise good-ya ah ya ah we waik kaiwa-no moo la ma ya ah ya ah-chi fee wee fiyah ah ya ya ya –or me woo chan fili coo piyyoo"
Racer
"hmph-Tara-you understand what any of this garbage means-"
[vender miffs]
Tara
"well I say-my favorite from this selection is the me woo chan fili coo piyyoo"
Racer
"I'll take a coo piyyoo as well-"
[starts cooking-Afoomy sets money]
Racer
"so-we should have a nice stroll-you and I-I remember when before I used to go
to beaches when I first went –there were many waves-it's beautifull-"
Tara
"that's all written by the book-but you know when I date-not that I like dating-or
dislike you-a beach stimulation can always get greesey-mh hmh mhhmh –you
know what I mean"
Racer
"maybe-some kids when they love what they have in their life they go to
the beach-that's why when I –l- I loi-I learn I have a new date I offer
to have the time to do this one"
[food –in cartons chopsticks that say eat japanese in black grand letters-they walk to
sand,occasionaly eating]
Racer
"nervous about business deals-or what you do-I bet you wonder if I get nervous 
before a race"
Tara
"yes and no-some folks have to poon swoon their way through the athletic
departments in life-well others are met with a black alley cat's ass in perceptions-
which iether of wich I don't really care to confront –but scince you wanted to
ask me-yes-yes-tt-boy-saint-boyfriend do you shed bricks before the big one"
[stops turns asks eats a food –in repose question]
Racer
"sure-theres always some sort of chump who skoofs into anothers car or
lag mechanics-or quick shift pin turns that get febodged-but that's not really the
least of it-the death toll is always there-so I take a good look at my life before-I
not necessarily say it's nervous though"
Tara
"wow!(fake kisses nose)silly-hold my hand-"
 View:they get to trash-food-hands held walk wet sand
3 just teens girls bikinis-runing towards them

Racer
"whoah hey now look out"
Girl
"hey you girlfriend you walky"
Girl 2
"yeah you walky walky"
Girl 3
"ha ha play some splash in water"
Girl 4
"my game show you-look look at you two-"
[they jisty play taunt-tug them towards water]
Tara
"oh!-oh! Oh no I can't get in the water"
Racer
"oh no-that's it very clean watch out yor girls"
[girls gigly as Tara and Afoomy-get to shins-girls then dive in-splashing]
Racer
"ah hell-what do you say we take a friendly swim with the nice girls"
Tara
"oh and any and all of that-this is fun you crazy"
[they throw shoes-etc eccept under-bra-swim in water a bit]

Tara
"ok there's a wave-here we go –friendly oriental girls-you surf with me
1-2-3-4-"

 View:wave-they swim with-body surf Afoomy catches the next one and –dissapears under water then jump grabs Tara into the water hey fake laughish at eachother-the girls fiffy luagh A speed boat-with two older orientals and a black man-cruises to

Man 1
"hey folks-cutey's how you doin today"
Girl 1
"oh hi mister-you offering to take us cooley jamming with that lightening
fast beauty-or what-mister"
[asks sort of serious]
Man 2
"well-henry-(man 1)-I suppose we could-hey-hey miller!(black man)isn't that
saint gill Afoomy-"
Racer
"hey there-somebody finally recognized me in this fucked part of town-you offering
to take us for a cruize"
Man 3
"yeah-hell yeah Billy bob-help them get in smoothe-we take your for some fun"
they help to boat-view cruizen-style cool

 View:a sailboat running on  motor-gets 10 ft beside as they pause for a minute-3 oriental teens-4 small dogs and a parrot on shoulder

Sail 1
"hey how you getten down today-lovely and smoothe eyhe"
Girl 1
"hey-hey hey cutey-what do you want to make my jealous that yor fresh
with natural styley"
Sail 2
"hmmm-look at that-some old goats and fresh peaches-why don't we make
trade-go for a fresh sail with us girls"
Parrot
"riieh –fresh girls-absurd tird-no poop on the deck bird!"
[dogs start barking]
Sail 3
"shshs-shhssh-excuse me-I don't really know how I got this wild mouth-but I
honostly invite the young peaches to have a sail on us-ua natural-"
[last as if gotta love it]
Man 1
"well-girls-we had our fun-you should see what the cooley boys yor own age are
doing-eyhe"
Girl 2
"yeah-hey what yor name-"
Sail 3
"killin Decroix Ming"
Girl 3
"oooh-that's a neat name-yor guess yet we have international racing legend
saint gill Afoomy-and his wife to be right on this one"
Afoomy
"whoah now-hey there buds-my girlfriend and I are just first dating don't
listen to these silly girls that make us get all wet-and go crazy-there you go-there you
go-"
[helps girls step to sail boat-then 1 dog barking bites ankle of girl-]
Girl 1
"owe!"
[kicks it other leg-]
Sail 1
"oh-sorry ok thank you-have a nice moto-cruize-we goin to take the
sweet winds of tommorrow through the crystal(looks at girls even dog bit-they're entranced)blue wonder seas-as the sun carries wishes and dreams"
[men-motor baot'ha hahe y ehy haa ‘ they leave]
[Tara cudle waiste Afoomy kisses cheeck]
Tara
"mhhm mmhm-teens-that poor honey she got right bitten by the dog just now-well-
I hope they have fun"
Racer
"maybe they just drown the pets and do some other type of pettin hmmm"
[pettish her-toosh]
Tara
"fool-you are one step away from tellin it like it is in the bed"
[‘ha ha he ha ha' motor]

 View: lookin at them – making to –shorish-docks a bit away
they get off-wave –boat leaves

INT:HOTEL/INT:ROOM
 View :walking through hotel lobby-some wet regular clothes-then they kissey etc at
her horel room door-enter-lights off-start removing clothes-she pulls rag cover from lamp that has multi color turning lights-in bed-sheet over Afoomy on top-Tara
tits visible-pan away-hear shshsh-then view hair gel petting eachothers hair-then
‘eiyh eieyh eiieuh uueh' top pump action-Afoomy-takes sheet around self standing
walking-Tara gets pulled off bed-partially visible she's naked
Tara
"owe!"
[thud onto floor]

EXT:RACEWAY
 View: race way-some cars weaving-pre-lap pre-set-Afoomy in car-3 Bads there and Tara-she has scarf on-

Bad 1
"ok all is good-this baby outta lap the shit outta the other cars"
Racer
"yeah-I think when I punch the curves flat through-I find a break away with this
sport engine-very snake move for maybe even most turns to straigthtaways"
Tara
"oh Afoomy-I-I-l-"
[Afoomy seatbelt strap]
Racer
"huhn-eeho"

 View:starts car going-scarf trapps-Tara she smashes against car-and scraps ground
a few feet before free-going track Afoomy sees scarf-takes and tucks into 
race suit kissing once-view racing track a bit-then into pit

Racer
"so-she's quite nice-a smoothe track"
Tara
"oh I don't know about that"
[she has bandage on face and elbow]
Bad 2
"yeah-you be carefull-yor girlfriend she-has some good words"
Racer
"oh no-what happened"
Tara
"well-I-uh-nevermind-goodluck honey"
Bad 3
"you ever heard of Mill Kater Barney Fommer-that's the Fezazizi-main champion
that you have to beat today"
Racer
"aah yeah sure-Mill Barney-hah!I could scrap scorpian acid into his steering fluid-
side swipe bullets into the car passing and flat end crutch beat his ass every time
I take that easy wanna be-don't worry –number one ok-"
[‘ok-‘they respond look to crew-as Afoomy still contrite-they turn to
‘ok!'-stupidly]

 View:the cars are set at start-Afoomy front right-the flag is waved-dropped to raceway-Afoomy drives over back tires flys to next car-happens three times-in 4th place at 4th turn-passes just after next sharp turn-view several straightways(same-laps elapsed)-then 2 cars smash into eachother and barrier in front of Afoomy-dodges
tire that bounces over car-then 1 other car-then knocks a driver on helmet-goes
unconcious smashes into fence-next in for a pit stop

Racer
"damn-it's been very dangerous today-they don't know what the fuck a pin
turn from a cut and shift-I don't remember when it was so bad"
Bad 1
"ha ha-well don't you worry look looky(shows little pill container with voilet pills)
these-these are-"
Racer
"spanish fly-supremes-"
Tara
"oooh-what all are you boys getting on with-spanish fly-I don't know about that"
Racer
"ok-you send me chow chow kiss real fast-"
[she leans in and kisses-takes off]

 View:pit crew-Bads –Tara watching moniter of race-to side of pit

Announcer
"when three drivers fake a trick and ruin the show in the first few minutes you
got to wonder what are some of the others drivers like saint gill Afoomy or mill kater
barney Fommer-thinking about the dump duty treatchery"
Announcer 2
"well I'd say the last place finisher that doesn't crash has a prayer answered on that-as for those seasoned pro's you mentioned-I'd say they probably are one step away
from a mid pitstop brawl just for getting in the way-even if it eliminates some
competition"
Announcer 
"incedently we have some footage-let's take a look"
[shows side pit of 2 crashed vehicles and drivers]
driver 1
"hey-what you make this problem today I kill you!"
driver 2
"shut up-it was you that prevented me from swerving from the barrier when you
smashed into me"
driver 1
"dream on-you look as cookie assed as you're driving"
driver 2
"ok that's it snail buns-I make you bleed now"
[they gets fists to box-squaring off]
driver 1
"oil cans –that's how greesy you're cornering-now I settle the end of you're racing
career"
[driver 1 dives into pummeling other on ground-gets legg pushed flip over-just standing driver 2 then tackles –they roll into barrels-thet explode then the 2 are seen
running from totally on fire- extinguisher crew there-then view each in handcuffs
burnt looking pissed-being walked away]
Bad 1
"oh my-they cuaght fire-like burning engines-fighting for their will to burn"
Bad 2
"or like blazing fire monsters with no class"
Pit 1
"or total fuckin morons"
Tara
"that almost killed just to have a fist fight about silly racing-I hope my Afoomy is
ok"

 View:moniter returns to race-at straightaway with bandstands-a young kid falls ish onto track walking towards center-mother soon follows while Afoomy and other racer exchange-finger signs and jists-trying to accelerate faster than the other-Afoomy signals seeing kid-other driver doesn't get isn't the insult game-view the kid and mother go flying-some damage-Afoomy rubs eyes hand-not quite believing looking back once-view ambulance-workers there- car stopped

Bad 3
"oh my-pedestrian carnage at it's worst-or best I can't really be sure till I see
the replay"
Tara
"you're sick-that's so-oh wait wait-here it is-look it"
[shows moniter slow motion kid-mother flying the pit and bads-Tara laugh-]

 View:Afoomy against Fommer each a bit in lead-shown taking first from eachother
a few times through out track-pit stop each

Fommer
"ok that saint Gaotachini-using a Honda-I don't know-why is there some
promotion with this-it isn't fair-each driver must race with their team"
Pit
"well-it isn't that way-so shank the turns lip the curls-breach the flats and
give em shit like a tiger cat!"
Fommer
"what-who hired this moron"
[takes off]

Racer
"ok hurry-this time that fool has no chance-I can see the nervousa breaking through
all the drivers concentration-ehye-!"
[bad 1-bad 2 1 knee clenchfist show'yeeeah!' the others applaude ‘yeah'-leaves pits]

 View:Afoomy passes 2 cars after tight turns-then approaches Fommer-they go neck and neck a few sections-then Afoomy takes at trun before straightaway-view last lap
flag-Afoomy takes lead-see Fommer angry-skips a shift at turn grinding gear-car
almost passes-Afoomy easing to last straighaway –looks back Fommer just making to
straightaway as Afoomy looks forward takes checkered flag the pit crew etc jump and yeah making soda –canned cheese-whipcream-and cans of fake spiders fly about in celebration

EXT:STAGE
 View:gathered at a stand repoters crowd etc the MegiKai team-a famy announcer
speaks with mic
 
Announcer
"hey hey hey ok boy that was some race crashes smashes speed greed and the
winning team MegiKai-what do we have for  them besides the million dollar prize-
well hey congradulations you each recieve these new limited edition disney land
mickey mouse watches"
[ladies approach and put on team-the crowd applaudes]
Announcer
"hey but that's keepin trim ehye-what does the racer sport have to say to the fans"
Racer
"I just know that always when I find the place that keeps the machine and the driver
at 100 percent that's when the champion takes over and the final bust cuts clean-
my pit crew-sponsers and girlfriend-(motions-Tara held at side)keep every moment
crawling with the milk of good ol fasion support and the fans they mean so much
to me I can only say this-if you like to see this one fast lay it fast through your ass
and cheer-I love you-I love this one"
[they cheer]

 View:black'n'white photo over they have watches shown forward-black print
winning team gets mickey mouse watches

INT:RESTRAUNT
[at a banquet at a sushi restraunt(same as date-some hotel-the agents-topless dancers-waitress-etc) getting food Afoomy and Tara hotel matron next to]

Hotel
"hey congradulations-I didn't know if Honda could bust the scene –but you did it"
Racer
"well-I kept the same style-but knowing that my sweety(leans in they kiss on lips)was cheering me to victory that was what 1-….(ruffing approach of dogs)uh oh
-no-(one bits his leg as appear and run to-he swaggles about knocks over a plant dog
finally off)goddamn what the fuck you do to get such vicious dogs(standing)
Hotel
"oh sorry-I don't know-guard dogs are unruley by nature-fifi-chichi-gigi-stay!"
[the dogs sit]
Tara
"well –I think they're cute(winks at Afoomy-loads wasabi on food-piece to each)"
[dogs eat-them start wimpering-pawing face ‘ha ha ha ha ha'bads and Tara and Afoomy laugh]
Hotel
"oh dear-what little pups what did you eat"
Tara
"mustard suace!"

 View:at table Bads Tara Afoomy waitress

Waitress
"well-so how do like to see cooley for extra money this evening-you and your girlfriend"
Racer
"well I don't know-she maybe likes dancing and music I don't know about the show"
Tara
"well if it's real dancing-maybe-what did you have in mind"
Bad 1
"yeah chicky do a move I show you 50 dollar right now"

 View:waitress stands motions to dj-turns music louder-she starts swoon dancing then takes off top-several looking at-then she puts leg straight on table rubs ice from glass on it the Bads smear food-Afoomy Tara look to eachother they smear some food on her leg she licks some off-brushes the rest-swoon dances some more-takes off bra-Bads eyes open-Tara covers her eyes-Afoomy puts arm around her-waitress then jiggles tits
takes water pours over(see from back view)the Bads fumble over eachother trying to get closer-suddenly clapping starts-and circle forms and the dancing girls start dance and waitress gets to circle)-pan outside later-Afoomy Tara drunk-exit-Bads after-night

EXT:CITY
Bad 1
"well-that was great-I hope you can win again –with our sponser money"
Racer
"if it's a race course-I can play it-if it's a dinner course I can eat it-if it's a dancey
girl show-(looks to Tara)
Tara –Racer
"we can pay for it!"
[ha ha ha ha Bads]
[then agents from door 2 dogs one 1,1 on the other trying to shake them]
Man
"hey hey-damn it what the hell!"
Girl
"shoo-shoo-god damn it-why me"
Hotel
"fifi chichi gigi!"
[runs from door they look one stops then re bites harsher-the agents stumble away and Hotel chases after]

EXT:CITY

 View:the wig wam stops at overlook area-to entertainment area(bridge maybe)Afoomy Tara

Wig wam
"ok we look here-you like to see some of the action-you're special newlyweds"
Racer
"no-not yet really-good idea though-heres an extra 100 dollars"
Wig wam
"thank-thank-this busy town it always find some action-hey yor win race today"
Tara
"that's not all he's winning-such as what does newly wed mean-to you and me"
[she looks at]
Racer
"it-it means-oh this is all so exceptional-the beach walk-the race-the dates-you are
like sunshine breaking the mildew of forgotton midnight-like-like-the porpus
that travel shores screetching hello dear world-like the thrill of landing first place
for all the universe to see-"
Wig wam
"ooh that's smarty-yor fast thinker as driver"
Tara
"oh gill-I –I this is the most special sushi nudey dancer after race second date
experience I've ever hoped to find myself playing a role in-like melting white
choclate spilled across corn flakes and baked into cookies-you and I"
Racer
"yes-yes-"
Tara
"I feal-I like when we feal-the feal of-as though"
Racer
"Tara-will you marry me"
Tara
"yes!"
[wig wam-hand at eyes teary]

 View:news paper photo image-shows wedding-print Racer saint gill Afoomy and Tara Kinterborne Winterstar married-…..though vicious dogs attack-

EXT:BEACH
 View: at dock-they shed some of wedding clothes as we see the dogs chasing growling see the speed boat waiting at end dogs jump at as they jump into water-they have water ski handles-view them bare foot water skiing-past sail boat-a ramp-they do tricks etc go at a kiss- wave to another boat-dolphins swim –etc next to as the 
closing graphics go

the end

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