Heaven sent - pilot
						written by Roger goldsmith

my name is Alice madison. i am not a catholic but i have my faith. it is to destroy all things unholy and impure but this isnt where my story begins. this story begins the day that i died.

int.hospital.

a gurney is being rushed down the hallways with serveral doctors by its side. alice is laying on the gurney with blood loss

Nurse : get her to Icu stat!! 
Doctor: i need 10cc of vialozin
Nurse: where loosing her.
(flatline is bleeping then give a continous bleep)
Doctor : damn call it
Nurse: time of death. 11.15.
Nurse puts a sheet over her head.

Morgue int.

The body of alice madison is on a gurney being wheeled towards a cabinet through some plastic flap doors. the coroner name tag says Henry.

Henry : we got a cutie here Frank

frank who is watching a soccer game whilst having his feet up on the table eating some chips. kicks his feet down and walks over to the corpse lift the sheet.

Frank : shes a angel. shall we slice and dice
Henry lifts her onto the operating table as frank brings over the Table of medical scalpels. 

Alice lays peacefully like in a deep sleep with her hands on her chest.

Mysterious voice : alice madison ur time has come. this is ur second wind to do my work and be a saviour amongst humanity.
Alice looks around completely naked: who are u?
Mysterious voice : i am god and ur new employer.
Alice : funny i didnt put in a resume.
Mysterious Voice:youve been chosen to fight for us against lucifer bringer of all evil
Alice : so im like ur warrior?
Mysterious Voice : u have remarkable skill and Kindness, but we have wasted enough time already. awaken miss madison ur work is not done
Mysterious Voice : u must find a guy called Joesph missarati
Alice : where can i find him.
Mysterious voice : he will find u.
Alice eyes open and the coroners step back dropping their tools
Coroner : but ur dead.
Alice : dont i wish
frank falls to the floor scrambling to the doorway by his hands
Alice : my clothes?
Henry : in the b,b,bag.
Alice :thanks its been a blast grabs the bag and walks out of the Morgue sees a Guy leaning on the wall
Alice: you Joey?
Joey: whos asking
Alice : the girl ur goin to teach.
Joey : first i,d get changed
Alice puts her hands on her hips : getting aroused?
Joey: u wud just love that wudnt u
3 secruity gaurds come running in with guns.
Secruity gaurd : freeze lady and u too sir
Joey : ok puts his hand up as he leans over and whispers in her ear got any smart ideas kiddo because im all out.
Alice : watch and learn
Secruity gaurd wipes his head with his hat trying to keep focused and she walks upto him and runs her finger down his chest.
Alice : i love a guy in uniform.
Secruity gaurd : im gonna have u to u kno . shakes the cuffs.
Alice : totally i wudnt have it any other way u kinky thing u
Alice : yes i wud
alice knees him in the gut and spin kicks the other officer whilst joey punches the final one in the face laying him straight to the floor.
Joey : well that was different
Alice : u think?
Joey puts a coat over her covering her nudity.
Alice clutching the coat around her. so do u usaully hang around morgues waiting for girls to awake from the dead
Joey : nope ur Special
Alice : im touched so wheres this humble abode of urs
Joey walks her down a Alley.
Alice : great my only future hope is a Bum
Joey : very funny its here. he pulls open a stormcellar door and pulls a string that activates a light as they descend

Meanwhile at a rundown bar a couple of men are sticking at a bar as a man in a red leather blazer and trousers and shoes walks into the Bar.

the men look at him sniggering: hey powderpuff this aint the YMCA.
the man walks upto them grabbing one of the mens shoulders.

Man : god ur making me hot says sarcastically.
the man turns him into a human torch and he screams whilst turning around and around. the man sits in his place and puts his hands on the table and the bartop steams with heat. the other men back away and say who the hell r u.

Man : i am Satan and you are.

the barman grabs a shotgun and blasts a hole right through him. but satan looks down at the whole and says new jacket buddy. he blasts him through the kitchen door and the kitchen explodes in a ball of Gas. 
Satan : do u kno joey missarati.
Men : he lives in the badtown district. got a new little biscuit with him
Satan : thanks for the drink.
Satan walks out and the bar explodes behind him.
Satan : god i love being me.

Int.Joeys home.

Alice is looking over the books on satan and lucifer. whilst joey is leaning against a wall
Joey : so ur the girl that died and Was dropped in my lap
Alice : hey i saved u from being a cadarver back there.
Joey: oh yea the nudity was a real help.
Alice : this was a mistake no wonder i turned catholic
Joey : y was that excalty
Alice : i dont have to explain anything to you
Joey : fine!
Alice : fine! so u got any weapons for me.
Joey cocks a shotgun and throws it to her alice catches.
Joey : this ammo is the only thing that cant harm hells army.liquid nitrogen
Alice : ice bullets. clever
Joey : shall we train?.* a bang and scream is heard and satan appears in the doorway throwing a skeleton down the stairs is looking at both of them*
Satan: i dont think that is nessecary.
Joey fires to handguns with ice bullets and the two henchmen of satan flip backwards and explode in a ball of gas.
Satan : get the girl. i,ll deal with mr.missarati
Joey throws the guns down and goes to punch satan but satan grabs his arm and spin kicks him thru a window
Joey coughs and tries to stand as satan kicks him in the Gut and throws him back against the wall
Satan: wheres alice joey
Joey: go to hell.
Satan: good idea but let me take u there personally
Alice sees joey and Satan and shoots the shotgun into satan and makes him fly back thru the window.
Alice puts a arm round his waist and pulls him out of the burning Building whilst joey staggers they both fall as the building explodes.
Alice : so wat did u wanna teach me. i am ready to learn
Joey: good will teach you all i kno.
the scene closes as the walk away from the burning building and it fades to credits.