Carl's Video

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7 years ago in a video store far far away

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CARL'S VIDEO

EPISODE 0

A NEW CLERK

	As the republic of Carl's video recovers from the hurtful death of one of their colleagues, The search began for a new Jedi Clerk to take the place of him. As they searched across the town of Heavener for someone who could match up to the power and courage that befell upon the deceased one, they were shocked to find that the one they were looking for, after numerous applications, was a girl....

	With the newest shipment of videotapes coming in on Tuesday, The republic prepares to do battle against Siths who don't pay their late fee's and watch ignorant movies. Brad Burham, a veteran clerk of 2 years, must prepare the new blood for the horrors that fall in the video store...

- Text scrolls star wars style. after the credits, camera PANS DOWN on a video store. an average looking video store with a sign out front that says "CARL'S VIDEO".-

SWITCH TO:

	-A long haired teenager staring blankly in front of him. This is ROCKET LAUNCHER. 18 years old. Rocket Launcher looks at the tape in his hand. it's " Pretty woman". Rocket Launcher looks confused. Rocket Launcher is looking at the ROMANCE SHELF.-

ROCKET
Alright.....alphabetical order....so....this starts with a P....so It goes by....

- Rocket Launcher looks for another P....there isn't one. Rocket Launcher looks at the shelf...then looks at the movie-

ROCKET
AHHHHH! I CAN'T TAKE THIS PRESSURE!

- Rocket Launcher runs away. follow him. Carl walks into frame staring at Rocket Launcher as he runs by.-

CARL
What the hell? 

-Carl walks behind the checkout where  Brad is checking out a customer.-

OLD LADY
Is this movie any good?

- Old Lady holds up "The English Patient"-

BRAD:
Does it involve Explosions, angry bears, or ninjas?

OLD LADY:
I don't know.

BRAD:
Ted....Have you watched the English Patient yet?

-Ted who is putting some movies up in the action sections, lifts his head up-

TED
yeah..why?

BRAD
How was it?

TED
It sucked. All they did was talk and fall in love.

BRAD
ah...one of "those" movies. Tell me....old....chick....what's your favorite movie?

OLD LADY
Oh! Old Yeller!

- Brad stares at her blankly. Brad slaps her in the face. The old lady is confused. Brad hands her her sack of movies.-

BRAD
Have a nice day.

- The old Lady walks out confused-

BRAD
Carl, where's Rocket Launcher

CARL
He ran off  into the adult section. 

BRAD
I don't think switching him to Romance was a good idea. every guy who worked in romance in my 2 years of being here has had a short life....like for instance....Freddy

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	- A average looking guy. He has "The breakfast club" in his hands. He looks around suspiciously and then breaks the tape over his head. He grabs "dirty Dancing" and breaks it over his head. he grabs another after another and begins screaming in agony-

CUT BACK TO:

	-Present day. Brad shakes his head-

BRAD
Had a concussion and went into coma. never came out. 

CARL
yep...sad story. He was a good boy too. nice......handsome, and had extremely soft hair..
( carl shrugs)
 I'll be in the storage room if you need me....
(Carl walks off)

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	- Rocket launcher in the back of the "Adult section" in the fetal position sucking his thumb holding a copy of "Chicks with big boobs vol.2".  Brad look at him.-

ROCKET LAUNCHER
Julia Roberts.....Richard Gere....Hugh Grant.....Meg Ryan......Tom hanks.......AHHHHHHHHHH!

BRAD
....ummmm.... should give the romance section to the new guy...

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	- The Store. Rocket Launcher is working at the counter. Brad is in the games section and Ted is talking to Herbert. The Entrance door opens and a pair of very nice legs steps in. " shes' got legs" plays in the background. Pan up to her sexy body and up to her blondish brownish hair. Brad looks up and stares at her with his jaw dropped. Ted, who has a copy of "Street fighter" in his hand drops it and stared with his jaw drops. Rocket Launcher looks up and pushes some Fat chick out of the way and leans over the counter looking at her. She walks up to Brad-

CHRISTA
Hi, i'm christa

Brad
(stuttering)
..h....hi i'm Brad...nice boobs...buttsex!?

Christa
Excuse me?

Brad
(confused)
er...I said i'm Brad....i like......butt....sex...

ROCKET
(Pointing at Brad)
I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT!!!

CHRISTA
That's..... interesting.say...is "Carl" around

BRAD
Yeah he's back in the room where we...store....stuff..I'll go get hi..

- Ted Tackles Brad. Ted stand up straight and extends his hand to Christa-

TED
Hi, i'm Ted! I think I met you before...

CHRISTA
Really? Where?

TED
In heaven where you were a pretty angel. You haven't changed one bit....

CHRISTA
Woww! That's pretty original! How did you come up with that

TED
I use my brain.....

- Brad suddenly sweeps Ted's feet from under him and stands up-

BRAD
Excuse my friend, Ted, he wets the bed constantly and likes to watch fat porn...here let me show you my wang...

CHRISTA
What!?

BRAD
er...let me show you my boss.....follow me...

- Brad and Christa walk off-

TED
Don't listen to him christa. I don't wet the bed!!!
.....that much....

- Rocket Launcher stands beside Ted-

ROCKET
You were in heaven!? 

- Ted stares at Rocket Launcher and slaps him in the face. Ted walks behind the counter. Herbert walks up and stands next to Rocket-

HERBERT
Whoo! Did you see the Ewoks on her!?

ROCKET
No....but she has some nice hooters...
HERBERT
....wow.....she's almost as sexy as Gillian anderson!

ROCKET
Gillian Anderson?

HERBERT
yeah...you know....the X files?

ROCKET
I don't watch HBO porn dude....sorry...

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	- STORAGE ROOM. Christa and Brad are in the storage room-

BRAD
Hey Carl...that new clerk is here.

- Carl Turn around with the return box in his hands-

CARL
Oh....good. Hi i'm Carl. This is my world. I am the law here..

(Christa shakes his hand)

CHRISTA
Nice to meet you Carl. This store is certainly very....interesting

CARL
Oh God.....Ted didn't do his John Wayne impersonation on you did he?

BRAD
Nope...I stopped him before he could...

CARL
Good...I remember the last time we had a new clerk...

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	- Brad and some disposable teen clerk-

BRAD
Hi, my name is brad

TEEN
Oh hi i'm...

- Suddenly the Storage room door is kicked open. Ted stands in the doorway dressed in cowboy chaps, boots, and a cowboy hat and has his hands on two guns on his hips-

TED
-John wayne voice-
GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE, DEB! 

- Ted pulls out his guns and fires. The new clerk gets shot down. Ted stares at the guns.-

TED
(shocked)
........they were supposed to be blanks!

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	- STORAGE ROOM. -
CARL
Anyways, let's show you around a little...

- Brad stands behind christa staring at her. Carl clears his throat.-

CARL
Brad....rewind these videotapes while I show Christa around the store and explain some rules to her....k?

- Brad keeps staring at her-

CARL
Brad?

- Carl pokes Brad. Brad doesn't move-

CARL
Crap...he's gone stiff.

- Carl pulls out a tazer and shocks Brad in the neck.-

BRAD
HOLY JESUS!

- Brad falls to the ground twitching. Carl sets the box of returned tapes beside him-

CHRISTA
Will he be ok?

CARL
Ah, don't worry...we do this once every week. It's how I "Keep them in line". He'll just randomly twitch the rest of the day. But don't worry....as long as you don't screw up....you'll won't ever meet Mr. 150, 000 Volts.

-  Carl leads Christa out of the room.-

-COMMERCIAL BREAK-

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	- Brad. Brad walks out of the sotrage room randomly bursting out into a twitch. Ted is watching a movie in the "kiddy corner". -

TED
Tazer, huh? 

BRAD
Uh HYOOOO!

TED
Ya know...I hear that  Bill's Emporium lashes their employees with bull whips when they screw up....so...it could be far worse..

BRAD
- going behind the counter and setting the box down on a shelf.-

Well....a hundred VOLTS WHOOO! going through BIZOOODY is pretty CRAPPY! YEOOOW!

- Rocket Launcher and Herbert are doing something with two VCR's and a TV under one of the counters-

BRAD
hey, rocket....I need to use the VCR....

ROCKET
Wait...dude...you gotta see this!

BRAD
Rocket....i've already seen the Heather Locklear boob shot...

ROCKET
Naw, dude! it's not that....lookey at what I did!

- Brad gathers up up with Rocket and Herbert.-

TV

AHHHHHHHHCHEWAAYYYAAAAAA NAMANEENEENOWA!

BRAD
......The Lion King!? c'mon rocket....I don't think there are any boob shots in this movie

ROCKET
-grinning evilly-
There is now...

TV
It's the circccccllle!! the CIRCCLLEEEE OF.....
OHHHH! OHH OH! OH! OH! OH! YESSSS YESSSS! YESS!

- Brad looks at the TV shocked. Rocket Launcher grins evilly and Herbert is cracking up..-

BRAD
Holy crap.....you spliced a porno scene into a an animated children's movie!? who are you!? Ron Jeremy's ellegitimate son!?

ROCKET
he's a possibility. Either him or that guy who plays Mr. Feeney on boy meets world.

BRAD
Rocket....as your official critic....I give this stunt....a 10 out of 10.

ROCKET
Heh...yeah just wait until the kids watch this!

BRAD
What!? You're going to put it on the shelves!?

ROCKET
- in a "No duh" fashion-
...yeaahhh. I can't leave something as incredibly stupid like this not to be seen!

BRAD
Rocket...your gonna get us fired.

ROCKET
No i'm not....we'll just blame it on the new chick...

BRAD
Oh hell no we won't.

ROCKET
- grinning-
Welllllllll... Does Bad Brad have a little crushey wushey!?

BRAD
No! I mean, sure she's pretty hot with her...long tanned legs her beautiful strawberry hair that fall upon her great mounds that stick out her tight white t-shirt which shows off her trim fit body.....and her curvy hips.....

- Rocket nods with his hand on his chin. A short pause.-

ROCKET
I call bathroom first..

BRAD
no! It's mine!

HERBERT
hey! i'm a black mage on dungeons and dragons! i'm first!

- They all run off -

CUT TO:

	- VIDEO STORE. Carl and Christa are walking through the movie aisles-

CARL
You got the action section.....Sci fi.....Childrens...Romance....comedy.....horror...

- Carl and Christa pass by a guy dressed like an indian standing in a loin cloth posing with a spear-

CHRISTA
Who's the weird half naked indian?

CARL:
Huh!? oh! Hes Rob....he's one of our favorite customers. just say hi to him and he'll leave...

CHRISTA
Hi, Rob.

ROB
Hi....

- Rob walks off.-

CHRISTA
He doesn't rent movies?

CARL
On weekends he does. during the week he's in dire need of attention...and dressing up like movie characters is his way of getting attention..

CHRISTA
so...he's not really a indian....

CARL
naw....it's Western week.

-Carl leads her behind the counter-

CARL
This.....is the master's chamber. This is where the action happens.  you got your usual cash register, the upcoming movies board,the candy,the computer....that's right....A COMPUTER. Top of line...pentium processor...it can suck a tick off of a cow's ass it's so fast...

CHRISTA
- on the computer-
Wow....Windows 95! I only have 3.1!

- Rocket, Brad and Herbert walk out of the bathroom wiping sweat off of their faces-

ROCKET
Whoooo!  that was a good one.

HERBERT
That was the best one since i saw Princess Leah in person and she grabbed my butt!

- They look up and see Christa there.-

BRAD
.......WHOA! 

- Brad runs back in the bathroom. Rocket and Herbert follow-

CARL
Don't mind them. They're dumbasses...i'll go get your nametag and shirt. take control of the counter.

- Carl walks away. Ted walks in the store clad in a white wifebeater and tight fitting jeans. Ted walks "coolishly" to the counter.-

TED
hey....Christa-woman. Sorry to be late...I had to change into something more comfortable. Phew! Is it hot in here!?the heat....it's making me so friggin sweaty. Maybe i need to take off this HOT SWEATY SHIRT!

- Ted takes off his shirt showing his ripped body. Techno music begins playing the background. Ted begins swinging the shirt ove rhis head and thrusting his pelvis.-

TED
Phew! I feel better now that i'm THRUSTING uncontrollably!

- Christa raises her eyebrow in confusion-

TED
That's right. I'm 100% natural Muscle. I once killed a man with my gigantic 8 inch pythons.....

err....i'm talking about my arms yaknow...

CHRISTA
yeah...I know....

TED
But you know.....this music is really arousing don't you think! it's making my pelvis thrust! I cant.....stop it! 

- Carl walks in. Ted continues to dance. Carl walks up beside Ted and tazers him. Ted falls to the ground convulsing. ted continues to thrust while on the ground-

CARL
He's a dumbass too. But.. you learn to love them....

- COMMERCIAL BREAK-

CUT TO:

	-NEXT DAY. Ted and Brad are working the counters. They are silent.-

TED:
So...that Christa chick....she's pretty good looking eh?

-pause-

BRAD:
yeah.....

-pause-

TED:
She digs me man

BRAD: 
Ted, SHUT UP! I knew you would say that! you say that about every chick you see!

TED:
Whoa! Chill out man! It's not my fault i'm handsome and buff....

BRAD:
Ted....for once...JUST ONCE....will you at least give me a chance with a chick!

- Ted nods his head thinking-

TED:
no.

BRAD:
.....fine.....then I have no choice....

-  A lightsaber springs to life in Brad's hand.-

BRAD:
But to kill you out of jealousy...

ANIMATION SEQUENCE

- Cut to ted. He's now in a darth Vader suit-

DARTH TED:
She cannot escape the powers of the Tedside!

BRAD:
- now in luke skywalker clothes-

You may be good looking....but good.....bad......i'm the guy with the gun.

DARTH TED:
HAH! YOU INCOMPETANT FOOL! Your one-liner contradicts itself....as you don't even own "A" gun!

BRAD:
Neither Do you.

DARTH TED:
not true...I have two guns....

- Darth Ted flexes his muscles-

BRAD:
AHHHH! Your Egotistical remarks are making me angry!

DARTH TED:
Haha! Anger leads to the darkside!

-Darth Ted pulls out his lightsaber-

DARTH TED:
Fine....if a duel is what you want....then a duel you shall get.

- Darth ted and Brad begin lightsaber dueling. Brad jumps on top of the counter-

DARTH TED:
Impressive.  The force flows through your veins.....but you are not the manager.....yet!

- The begin lightsaber fighting on the  counter. Darth ted cuts off Brad's hand.-

BRAD:
AHGHHH!

DARTH TED:
HA HA!

- Brad uses the force and hits Darth Ted in the face with the cash register over and over again.-

BRAD:
Give it up Ted...my daydreaming powers are more powerful then yours.

DARTH TED:
Well...seing as how we can add anyhting to our daydream...I summon something far greater then you....

- Suddenly SLASH from Guns n Roses bursts through the  wall behind them and blows Brad and Ted away with an amazing guitar solo. Ted and Darth hang on to the counter for dear life as Slash's amazing guitar Riff's continue to blow them away-

BRAD:
TED! YOU'RE GONNA KILL US BOTH!!!

- Ted's Darth Vader mask comes off. Ted's bald and burnt.-

TED: 
I'M SORRY! I didn't realize how powerful Slash was. but wait...I CAN BE AS POWERFUL AS I WANT! This is my daydream!

- Ted suddenly leaps on the counter and slaps his claws on  Brad's hands.-

TED:
- whispering in Brad's ear-
I.....KILLED.....MUPHASA!

Brad: 
What!?

TED:
- Shrugs-
I don't know....

-Ted punches Brad in the face. Brad falls into nothing ness. Ted holds his hand up and Slash stops playing-

TED
Thanks Slash for your help

SLASH
Just doing my jo...

- Slash falls face first on the ground passed out-

- Ted stand striumphant on the counter. suddenly BRAD grabs Ted's legs and pull himself up-

TED
NO WAY! you....YOURE DEAD!

BRAD
Well....i'm back....and i'm really pissed....

- Brad begins chokin ted-

CARL
WHAT THE HELL!?

END ANIMATION

- Snap back to reality. Brad is choking Ted on the counter.-

BRAD
huh? oh....um...I was showing Ted how Rambo kills koreans...

TED
Yeah...and I was the Korean.

- Carl raises his eyebrows-

CARL
well...stop it. you look like two idiots fighting over a girl...

- Ted and brad look at eachother. They get off the counter and pick up stuff. Carl walks back into the storage room/office. Slash  gets up off of the floor and looks around-

SLASH
whoa.. where am I?

-Ted and brad look at Slash...then look at eachother and scream.-

- COMMERCIAL BREAK-

FADE INTO:

	- EXT. SHOT OF CARL' S VIDEO. AFTERNOON. -
-CUT TO. Inside of the store. CHRISTA is checking out a elderly man. Ted walks up behind the counter as Christa hands the man the sack of movies with a polite smile and a sweet "Thank you."-

TED:
Hey...uh...Christa. Can I talk to you for a minute?

CHRISTA:
Sure....what's up?

- Christa leans against the counter-

TED:
Well...I just wanted to let you know that.....although I am an Extremely sexy guy and....I know it's hard to resist my charm.....but....try to keep your hot sexual feelings about me inside....and just understand...that....we should just be friends.....

- Ted glances over to Brad, who is putting out new releases. Brad turns around and gives Ted the thumbs up. Christa looks at Ted confused.-

CHRISTA:
(sarcastically)
....o...k. I'll try my hardest to keep my self from jumping on you in a sexual fury.

TED:
Yeah...I know. It can be rough....just ask any of the girls who worked here before.....

FLASHBACK TO:

- Ted and some hispanic clerk. Ted walks up to her.-

TED:
So.....is it easy?

HOT CLERK:
what!?

TED:
To get in your pants!

- The Hot Clerk grabds Ted by the shoulders and knees him in the crotch 3 times then palms him in the face. Ted falls down. The clerk walks away furious. Ted stands up smiling with a bloody mouth bloody nose and a swollen eye while holding his crotch.-

TED:
Hey, babe....don't get TOO touchy touchy with ole Captain Winky....heh heh......he's liable to BLOW AT ANY SECOND! hahahaha!

- Ted falls to the ground-

END FLASHBACK. Back to the present.-

CHRISTA:
(sarcastically)
yeah.....you're....charm. got it. 

TED:
But you know....if you ever get lonely and your looking for some comfort...Ted's right shoulder is always here for you to cry on....

CHRISTA:
.....did you just refer to a part of your body in third person?

TED:
Shyeah! When you get this cool like me you'll be referring to yourself in third person too.

- Ted begins to walk away. Then turns back around-

TED:
(nervously)
Oh an uh....about that.....naked dancing thing. That was just my way of greeting new clerks. it's always how I greet the new clerks. You know...it's just a way of "Teasing the new guy".....or...girl....but you know it meant noth...

CHRISTA:
Ted...go away.

TED:
Right.

- Ted walks away. Ted walks to Brad who continues to put the new releases up.  Ted leans on one of the shelves.-

TED:
You know....you better be lucky i'm a friend of yours....cause if i wasn't...i'd be all over that like urine on a homeless bum's pants.

- Brad nods his head smiling.-

BRAD:
no....you wouldn't.

TED:
uh....yeah I would.....

BRAD:

Ted.....every girl you have tried to talk to you has turned you down...and if you did hook up with one they turned lesbian as soon as you guys broke up...

TED:
Yeah...well what about that one chick in that bar a couple of years ago.?

FLASHBACK TO:

	- TED dancing wildly to country music. He walks up to the bar. Fabio is sitting next to him. Ted is extremely drunk. Ted see's Fabio.-

TED:
WELLLLL...HELLLLYYYOOO BABAY!

- Ted begins touching Fabio's hair-

TED:
WHOA! Your hair is extremely soft. what do you use!?

FABIO:
Dove. Will you please stop touching my hair you drunken pig?

TED:
Hey! I have a bed out in my truck! wanna jump in it!?

- Fabio tries to ignore him then puts him in a death grip, knocking him out cold...-

END FLASHBACK. Back to the store.

TED:
Well Brad....buddy....here's your chance...i'll only talk to her as a friend from now on. She's all yours buddy.

BRAD:
Ted.....one of these days....i'll buy you a huge banana split from Braum's for this..

- Dramatic music begins playing as Brad walks in slow motion dwon the aisles. Everyone stops and watches him. Herbert gives hima friendly nod as he walks. by Brad smiles and walks straight his destiny. Christa, who is leaning on the counter talking to somebody exiting looks over to brad and smiles. Brad smiles bigger. Brad stands in front of Christa.-

BRAD:
Christa.....I just want to say that I.....

CHRISTA:
Hey Brad! meet my boyfriend

-BRAD loses his smile. The dramatic music comes to a screeching halt. Brad is expressionless. The Price is right losing sound is heard. Suddenly enter into Brad's mind. Images flash by quickly. Ted's face passes by laughing evilly. weird images of violence and just plain random stuff passes by. Carl's face passes by as he holds up a tazer saying "Don't make me go TAZER on you! HAHAHAHAHA!. Suddenly...snap back to reality. Brad's eye twitches once and he makes a weird grunt . Brad's mouth begins twitcfhing and other weird expressions are made as Brad works out a very psychotic smile-

BRAD:
B--Boyfriend,huh?

CHRISTA:
Yeah! Gerad meet Brad. 

- Brad looks over to where she was talking and see's nobody....suddenly... A MIDGET about 4'7 walks out from in front of the counter and extends his small pudgy arm out to Brad.-

GERAD:
Hi....i'm Gerad!

- The Benny Hill Theme begins playing as more images pass through Brad's mind including a guy running on fire...Adam West batman running through a crowd with a bomb.....The Hindenburg Crash......A nuke going off....and many more violent images. Snap back to reality. Brad Quickly extends his hand out and begins shaking the midgets hand with a psychotic smile still on your face.-

BRAD:
(talking through the smile)
I'm gonna kill you....

GERAD:
What's that!?

BRAD:
I said I love you. Rent Smart. Rent Carl's. 

- Brad continues shaking his hand furiously-

GERAD:
Uhhhhh... my hand back please?

BRAD:
( glaring at him)
........your hand....yes....your hand is very smooth...and fragile..

- Brad squeezes harder

GERAD:
Umm....your hurting me, sir.

CHRISTA:
ummmm...Brad? Honey?

-Christa begins pulling Brad away from Gerad. Brad still hangs on to Gerad's arm Christa Forcefully pulls Brad off.-

CHRISTA:
Ummm.....are you all right Brad?

Brad:
- Turning his head slowly to Christa while still talking through his teeth-
Yeah....perfectly aboslutely super fine....i'm going to go eat crap and die now...bye bye then!

- Brad walks away outside to his car. Brad opens up his car door and gets on his knees and begins slamming the car door in his face. Gerad is shocked at what's happening.-

CHRISTA:
Uhh...usually he's not like this...he's usually a sweet guy.

Gerad
uh huh....

FADE OUT

FADE INTO:

	- CARL'S VIDEO STORE. NEXT DAY. Christa and Brad are working the Counter.-

BRAD
....listen Christa....i'm sorry about yesterday...

CHRISTA
What? the banging the head in the car door and nearly breaking Gerad's hand? Don't apologize...Brad....I know you like me alot

BRAD
Oh no! NO! NO WAY! I don't like you like that

CHRISTA
Brad...shut up! yes you do....

BRAD
.....ok....I do...

CHRISTA
But Brad.....you're a sweet guy....i'm sure there's a girl out there just waiting for someone like you. But Brad....i'm not her. You're a great guy and your becoming a good friend.....and I don't want you tormenting yourself over me. It makes me want to go home and get fat so you wouldn't...

BRAD
No! If you ever get fat and stop looking hot i'll give you liposuction myself...

CHRISTA
-smirking-
Brad, you're so weird. but no in a bad way. But....I ove Gerad....he's the love of my life...and I hope you understand this..

BRAD
.....well...alright. But next time i begin ramming my head into the car door....I give you full permission to tazer me. 

- christa laughs. Slight pause.-

BRAD
So I guess this means we're just friends huh?

CHRISTA
yeah...
but hope fully we'll be best friends in time...

- Suddenly Rocket Launcher runs in with a panic stricken look on his face. He begins searching through the return box.

BRAD
Uhhh...Rocket....nobody checked out "My Breast friend's wedding". It's still in the adult section...

ROCKET
no...i'm not looking for that!

BRAD
Then what?

- Rocket stops digging through the return box.-

ROCKET
Remember when that sexed up version of the Lion King I made?

BRAD
Yeah....why?

ROCKET:
It's gone!

BRAD:
So!?

ROCKET:
So if Carl has it i'm gonna be chopped liver, man! He won't even give me an oppurtunity to talk man, it'll be my ass, man! MAN!!!

BRAD:
I thought you were gonna put it on the shelves anyways!?

ROCKET:
NO! What am I stupid?

- Brad shrugs-

BRAD:
Well...actually..

ROCKET:
WAIT A SECOND. Oh no....

BRAD:
What?

ROCKET
The kiddy corner...

CUT TO:

	- A 9 year old sitting in the kiddy corner of the video store watching a movie and paying close attention to it.-

TV:
IT'S THE CIRCLLEEEEEEE THE CIRCLE OF..

-porno music hits. moaning is heard. The kid's eyes get extremely wide-

KID:
MOMMMMMMMMMMY!

- QUICK CUT TO BLACK. CREDITS BEGIN TO ROLL-

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