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The Street Fighter
Created By:
Christopher Pender
Ryan Callan
Cast of Characters:
Sandy Vallopa: Ryan Callan: Fighter
Brock "Chainsaw" Charlie: Chris Pender: Fighter
Lindsey Yoder/Referee: Samantha Skubic
Father O'Rieley: Brant Kimery
Farmer John: Brant Kimery: Fighter
Bill McMahon: Brant Kimery
Neal Shaquille: Brant Kimery: Fighter
Mobius Famke: Brant Kimery: Fighter
Death: Brant Kimery: Fighter
Portia Laverne: Sam Skubic
What Character look like:
1. Sandy Vallopa: A rugged, young fighter, straight off the streets
of Kankakee, he wears Black jeans, "baggy I may add", and a torn
dress shirt. Also mine… Black boots!
2. Brock Charlie: A huge, stocky, but intelligent young fighter.
Black boots, blue rough Tommy jeans, Tapped fists, Black T-Shirt.
3. Lindsey Yoder: A sweet, young, fresh faced girl. Tight Blue
Jeans, and a Yellow T-shirts, Flip Flops.
4. Father O'Rieley: an aged, but still crisp man, a nice dress
shirt, and a pair of 70's style jeans.
5. Farmer John: A hillbilly looking guy, wife beaters, baggy swoosh
pants, fake bling-bling, and missing tooth.
6. Referee: A plain white t-shirt, and blue shorts.
7. Bill McMahon: Suspenders, That card shop shirt, Jean Shorts.
8. Neal Shaquille: Blonde Hair wig, Great t-shirt, and basket ball
shorts.
9. Death: No shirts, Zombie make up, Fake blood dripping from
forehead, lime green pants, red flip flops.
10. Mobius Famke: No shirt, Tighty whities.
11.Portia Laverne: average.
Movie opens:
Ext. Alleyway of a Shopping center.
We see two teens shoving each other; the camera moves in, they are
Neal Shaquille and Sandy Vallopa.
Sandy: I'm tired of you fucking around with my friends; it's just me
and you now, no one else. So you wanna go or not bitch?
Neal: Well, I went in Ur momma last night if that's what you meant?
Hahah!
Sandy Punches Neal in the stomach, then Neal kicks Sandy in the
balls. "Background: Kid's aren't all right" They begin to fight,
Sandy Punches Neal repeatedly, with combination moves, Neal ducks
and starts wailing away on Sandy. Repeated head butts. Sandy is
busted open. But he Recovers, and hits Neal in the balls, then picks
him up around the waist, and tosses him over his shoulders, Sandy
then grapples him around the head, and pounds Neal in the head.
They both stand up, and Sandy knees him in the stomach, Neal falls
to the ground. The fight is over, Neal gets up and walks off, and
the camera follows him around the corner, then the camera focuses on
Sandy kneeling on the ground, but the camera picks up Bill McMahon
in the background.
Bill: Nice!
Sand: Huh? Who are you?
Bill: The Names Bill McMahon, I'm a local fight promoter! I saw your
little disagreement, and I like your moves. Here's my card. Call me
some time.
Sandy: I'll think about it.
Sandy looks at the card and places it in his pocket, he gets up and
walks to Dollar General, he walks in and walks straight to the
medical section, he grabs some Band-Aids, takes them to the counter.
The camera waits outside for him, he'll walk out and sit on the
curb, and applies the Band-Aid to his forehead. He then pulls out
the card and looks at it again.
Sandy: I don't know why, I would ever do this? But I just would like
to try it. God my head hurts; god that guy pisses me off. Fuck it
I'm going home and taking a nap.
Scene Ends
Scene Opens:
Int. Bed Room
We see sandy lying on his bed half comatose, we hear his mother
calling.
Portia: Wake Up! It's 5:00, Get up, you have Church.
Sandy: No, I hate church.
Portia: Get Up! Now!
Sandy: Go Away, Wench!
Portia: What did you say?
She runs into his room and grabs him by the hair, runs a bathtub
full of water, she shoves his head into the water.
Portia: Don't you ever talk to me like that again, I am your mother!
Do you understand that?
Sandy: Who the hell are you whore?
Portia: I am you mother!!!!
Sandy: Fuck off! Bitch!
Sandy elbows her in the stomach, Portia bites his arm. Sandy slaps
her, she twists his nipple, he pulls her hair, and they stay like
this for about 3 minutes.
Sandy: Let go!
Portia: No you let go!
Sandy: First tell me who you are?
Portia: I'm your uncle Robert!
Sandy: Huh?
Portia: I mean, you aunt Becky!
Sandy: I don't have an aunt Becky?
Portia: Now you do!!!
Portia pulls out something that resembles mace and sprays him in the
eyes, and runs out of the house.
Sandy: O my god! What the hell was that all about? Jesus, my eyes
burn.
He gets up on his knees and shoves his face in the water, at that
moment the water starts to bubble, he screams.
Sandy: Jesus my face burns.
At that exact moment, the doorbell rings.
Sandy: Wonder who that is? I pray to god that it's not that
fucking psycho.
He gets up and runs down the stairs, he answers the door, and it's a
man with Jesus written on his forehead.
Father O'Rieley: (Scottish accent) Well, Top o' the morning to ya.
Sandy: It's 5:00, in the friggin afternoon.
Father: Well, I'm from the Church of the innocence, and we would
like to talk to you about god.
Sandy: All right, come on in!!!
Father: May I sit down?
Sandy: Sure, why not?
Father: Do u know I am the lord your god, I…I mean Jesus is the lord
your god?
Sandy: Sure, What's this all about?
Father: Have you ever felt the warm of a child on Ur bare chest…
Hahah… I mean the warmth of Jesus in your life?
Sandy: No, I haven't?
Father: Kiss me… I mean Pray with me!
Sandy: Okay.
Father: Get on Ur knees!
Sandy: Uh…
Father: No I mean to pray.
Sandy: oh, yeah sure.
He gets on his knee, and closes his eyes, He hears an unzip sound.
Sandy: what the hell?
Father: What I'm unzipping my bible?
Sandy: oh okay.
Sandy again closes his eyes. Once again he hears another sound only
this time he hears a swishing sound, like some ones jerking off.
Sandy: Okay, what the hell r u doing?
Father: I am preparing the holy water.
Sandy: Okay this is weird, please leave my house!
Father: First I must put my pants back on.
Sandy: What, Jesus Christ, leave.
Father: Jesus, will never leave you.
Sandy: I mean you leave!!! Now!
The father pulls his pants up, and walks out of the house.
Sandy: Jesus, I'm tired of people always taking advantage of me, I'm
calling this guy that gave me the card.
He picks up the phone and dials 592-8818.
Scene ends
Scene opens:
Ext. a park.
Bill: Glad to see you changed your mind!
Sandy: Well, I'm tired of people treating me like crap.
Bill: I want you to start fighting, next Thursday.
Sandy: Uh… Sure, against who?
Bill: Well, Ur first match is against… Farmer John.
Sandy: Whose that?
Bill: Our number five ranked Fighter in the county.
Sandy: Wow, Is that good.
Bill: no not really, since we only have five.
Sandy: oh, wow.
Bill: Well, I gotta go.
Bill walks off.
Sandy: Wait where do I fight.
Bill: {Yells} it'll be a danger creek match. Meet me at Rock creek
in Perry Farm.
Sandy: Huh? Wonder what that's about?
Sandy walks off into the alley.
SCENE ENDS
Scene opens: Ext. Parking Lot
{Background: We hear Eye of the tiger}
Sandy runs Repeatedly around the entire parking lot and alley, we
see him after the lap, and he passes out. The fighter Brock wakes him
up, by kicking him, and screaming at him.
Brock: Huh, you wanna be a bitch? Oh well here, you like that, how
about this, Your not a fighter, your not even a lover you're a no
body!!!
Sandy: Ugh! Who r u?
Brock: I'm your competition!
After that Bill appears.
Bill: What the hell are you doing? Get off him, you have a fight
tonight! Go rest!
Brock: Fuck off!!
Sandy: Fucking dick!
Brock runs after him grabs him and begins pummeling him repeatedly,
until
Lindsay Yoder gets between them, and breaks up the fight.
Bill: That's it, you defend your title tonight, against… Mobius
Famke!!!
Sandy: You know what, I'm going to kick your ass, someday!!!
Lindsay: Yeah, right Sure you will?
Brock: Yeah, sure fuck off bitch!
Bill: Go home, now! Brock!!!
SCENE ENDS
Scene Opens: Ext. Rock Creek.
We see Sandy and Farmer John, standing face to face, in the middle
of rock creek, a girl appears in the background, and then she begins to
talk to the camera.
Lindsay: Welcome to WWXCF, World Wide Extreme Championship Fighting,
this is another excellent night of fighting, we have an excellent card
tonight, first off Is a newcomer who goes by the name Sandman versus
Farmer John, in a Rock Creek Battle to end all battles. Then the second
Match is Mobius Famke versus The champion Brock the chainsaw Charlie.
Please stay tuned.
Farmer: I'm going to Kick Ur ass, and then I'm going to fuck your
momma!!!
Sandy doesn't even react, he just head buts him in the noses, Farmer
begins to bleed, Sandy knees him in the groin, Then farmer John, slaps
him in the face and does an elbow shot to sandy in the eye, they both
lean on a tree, but Farmer john climbs a tree and jumps off the tree
and does a body splash, both lay on the ground {Background: Pretty fly
for a white guy} Farmer gets up and leg drops sandy, but sandy moves,
farmer reacts painfully, sandy gets up and scoop slams Farmer, sandy
then kicks Farmer repeatedly in the side, Blood is squirting from
Farmers mouth, but farmer still gets up, and back hands Sandy, sandy
falls to the ground, Farmer jumps on his back, and grinds Sandy's face
into the ground, but sandy uses leverage against Farmer, and lifts
himself off the ground, so farmer falls, Sandy reacts quickly and
grabs Farmers head and d.d.t's him, They both lay temporarily stunned,
but soon Sandy gains consciousness and pins Farmer.
Lindsay: 1-2-4, Huh? What number comes after 2?
Background talking: 3 you dips hit its 3!
Lindsay: Oh, Yeah, Hahah! 3. The winner and newly ranked number five
fighter… The Sandman, Sandy Vallopa!
The camera focuses on Sandy lying stretched out on the ground, then
we hear bill.
Bill: Well, Well, the new man in town! I think I'll book you in
another match. What do you think?
Sandy: Huh, Yeah, what ever, but I want my money now.
Bill: Here!
Bill reaches in his wallet and pulls out a wad of bills and hands it
to Sandy.
Bill: Good Job! Keep up the good work!!
Sandy: Sure!
Scene Ends
Scene opens: Ext. Park Bench
We see Sandy sitting on the bench sipping water, relaxing, suddenly,
we hear a man yelling Sandy's name.
Bill: Sandy, Sandy! I got good news!
Sandy: Huh, oh, what's the news?
Bill: I booked a fight with Brock Charlie!
Sandy: What I've just had my first match, and now you expect me to
fight Charlie!
Bill: Yep, it's Sunday night…
Sandy: Ugh… Where?
Bill: It's going to be… a Backyard Brawl!!!
Sandy: Oh… God, I suppose I can. But I want a 40% increase in pay,
or no deal.
Bill: Only if you win!!!
Sandy: All right, I guess but I wanna have the right to submit in
the match.
Bill: Deal; Well you better get started training.
Sandy: Yeah, whatever.
SCENE ENDS
Scene opens: Ext. Under a bridge.
We see Sandy Preparing for the fight, we see him doing sit-ups, he
then stops and falls fast asleep. The camera walks around him, and then
views the water, then the camera zooms in on Sandy's Expressionless
face. He suddenly awakens, and sits up, he splashes his face with
water. Talks to himself.
Sandy: I can't do this, why did I get myself into this fight, I
don't even like to fight, so why am I doing it?
Sandy walks away, over the bridge; the camera follows him from
beneath. The next thing we see is him entering the yard. There are
various objects through the yard, like a chair, a belt, a pipe, a
chain, Etc… We then hear the announcer, talking.
Lindsay: Welcome to another WWXCF event this is a match made in hell
as we see a newcomer take on a timeless veteran, for the County
Championship, it will be a shocker none the less… Please stay tuned.
Brock: I'm gonna beat you until you scream my name like the whore
that you are!
Sandy: Bring it on, I'm ready to fight an ape.
Brock head butts Sandy, he then scoop slams Sandy, picks him up and
does it again. Then he kicks Sandy about 5 times, then grabs him by the
hair and Whips Sandy into the chain length fence, Sandy winces in pain,
Brock grabs his head, and beat it against the chair, Sandy is busted
open now, Brock lifts sandy to his feet and repeatedly head butts him,
until Sandy is out cold, Brock then lifts Sandy up and does his
finisher the Chainsaw, and covers Sandy.
Referee: 1-2-3, the winner and still heavyweight champion of the
County, Brock The Chainsaw Charlie!!!
Sandy still lay on the ground unconscious; the group packs up and
leaves him alone.
Finally after a while he awakes, sits up all beaten and bloody, he
gets up and walks out.
SCENE ENDS
Scene Opens: Ext. Parking lot
We see Brock and Bill Talking.
Bill: Congratulations on winning your match, but I have some
unfortunate news for your title reign, it may soon be over.
Brock: What do you mean!?!
Bill: Well, we will have a Heavy weight championship tournament, in
1 week.
Brock: I'm up for it, cuz no matter what I will win.
Bill: I hope so!!!
Brock Walks off, bill still talks.
Bill: Well, you have just heard the champion's opinion on the
tournament, but it will be a full-fledged blood fest, the matches will
be Back lot Brawls. The winner will be decided by a ten count not a pin
fall, It truly will be Survival of the fittest.
SCENE ENDS
Scene opens: Ext. back lot
We see the announcer Smiling and talking.
Lindsay: Welcome to Fight Club 2003, the event of a lifetime,
tonight we have 4 matches scheduled for the championship tournament,
the first match tonight is the challenger DEATH meets Brock Charlie.
LETS GET IT ONNNNNNNNN!
We See Brock Walking into the back lot to meet Death…They stand face
to face, but Brock Bites Death in the nose, blood runs all over his
face, Brock punches Death in the stomach, Picks him up and finishes him
with the Chainsaw.
Referee: 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10, this match is over, the winner is
Brock Charlie!
Announcer: The next match is Brock Versus Mobius Famke; this one is
going to be a SLOBBER KNOCKER!
Famke and Charlie stair at each other for about 1 minute, then the
grapple begins, both push, but it seems like Famke has more power,
Famke knees Charlie in the groin, the leverage goes to Famke, Famke
repeatedly punches Charlie in the face, blood is pouring out of
Charlie's face, but after about 10 punches Charlie gains consciousness
and head butts Famke, Charlie slaps Famke's chest about 3 times, until
Charlie Picks him up, But Famke reverses and slightly pins Charlie.
Referee: 1-2-…
Charlie kicks out and reminds the ref that it is a knock out match
not a pin fall, Famke kicks Charlie in the balls, Charlie goes to his
knees, Famke jumps on him and drives his fist into the neck of Charlie,
But Charlie reverses the punch and Snaps the arm of Famke, Charlie gets
up and Chainsaws him straight to the ground.
Referee: 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10
Farmer John Runs into the back lot and tackles Charlie, Pounding his
head into the ground, now blood is gushing, But the anger in Charlie
raises him up and picks up Farmer and chainsaws him straight into a
concrete block.
Referee: 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10, The Winner Brock Charlie, and still
heavyweight champion
All of a sudden, we hear a voice in the background,
Voice/Sandy: I don't think so; he still hasn't faced me in the
tournament yet.
Brock: Bring the bitch on; I'll kick his ass again.
Sandy: No not here, but I do want it at … no, on my turf.
Brock: Huh, What ever you want I'll do. I'm going to win so it
doesn't matter to me.
Sandy: well, then we'll have a Rock Creek Match!!!
Brock: I'm gonna Kick ur ass.
Brock walks off the camera. Sandy begins to say something.
Sandy: Your looking at the next Heavyweight Champion of the County.
Scene Ends
Scene opens: Ext. Park
We see Sandy Jogging, {Background: Wake me Up, Evanescence.} Doing
jumping jacks, sit-ups, push-ups, and squats.
Sandy: I can do this! I will win! Dad, I'm gonna do this for you!
Sandy gets up and walks into the woods, we soon see Bill and Brock
with Lindsay.
Sandy: You better kiss your belt good bye!
Brock: As you should kiss you ass good-bye!
Sandy: Well, do it, kiss bill good-bye.
Brock and sandy get face to face, they stay still until the
announcer is done.
Announcer: Welcome to the Rematch of the Century, Charlie Versus
Vallopa, Championship on the line, I'm sure you've waited long enough,
so lets get it on.
{Back Ground: When Worlds Collide} The Two Grapple, Sandy doesn't
have leverage, he gets thrown to the ground, Brock whispers, I told you
I would kick your ass, Brock runs after him, but sandy trips Brock, and
he falls, sandy jumps on Brock's back, and pounds his head into the
ground. Sandy releases and gets up, Brock is pissed now he gets up and
starts punching Sandy, blood is gushing out of Sandy's face, but sandy
blocks some, and manages a punch to Brocks stomach, Brock lurches,
Sandy axe handles Brock in the back, Brock goes to the ground. Sandy
Climbs a tree, and goes to jump, but realizes Brock moved and was
charging after him, so Sandy jumps and body splashes Brock, but Brock
manages to catch Sandy in mid-air, and scoop slams sandy, Brock elbow
drops Sandy, then the referee counts.
Referee: 1-2-3-4-5-6-7…
Sandy gets up and tries to fight off Brock, But now Brock Grabs a
Stick, and Breaks it over the back of Sandy, Sandy Screams out, Brock
Picks up Sandy and Chainsaws him into the ground.
Referee: 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8… {Sandy Gets up a millisecond before 10}-9.
Sandy Stands up, he is the first one to ever stand up after that move…
Sandy Smiles and spears Brock, after that Brock Becomes Stunned and
Sandy takes advantage and DDT's Brock straight into the ground.
Referee: 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10, it's over, we have a new champion,
ladies and gentleman, and we have just seen the unthinkable, A rookie
has done the impossible, we have a new champion.
Sandy: No, you have nothing.
Bill: What are you doing take the belt.
Sandy: Why should I, you offer me nothing.
Bill: You're the champion now, you have it all.
Sandy: No, you have it all, I'm not Brock, I know your game. So you can
take your belt and shove it!
Sandy throws the belt at Bill and walks off. {Background: Unforgiven}
The End!!!!!
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