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E N T E R P R I S E written by MATT FISHER based upon "Star Trek" created by GENE RODDENBERRY EPISODE TITLE: "FUTURE'S ENTERPRISE" Act I Teaser FADE IN. SPACE. The Enterprise floats above VERIDAL VI, as Archer's voice overlaps. ARCHER Captain's starlog. Stardate 2351.2. We have just finished a scouting trip on Veridal VI, and found no intelligent life. CUT INTO ENTERPRISE. ARCHER (con'd) The planet seemed to be devoid of any life for now, but it did seem like there may have been life at one time or another. CUT INTO THE BRIDGE. Archer sits at his chair and looks down to Mayweather. ARCHER Warp 2 Mr. Mayweather. MAYWEATHER Yes sir. Before Mayweather and the crew can even react, the ship begins to shut down. A silence ensues as Archer calls engineering. ARCHER Archer to engineering. TRIP Trip here, Captain. ARCHER What the hell just happened? TRIP I wish I could tell you. But I-- The ship suddenly kicks back on, but Hoshi is gone, replaced by a man. ARCHER Hoshi? He turns around--it's Q. Q Yes Captain? [Opening Credits] Act I Scene 1 Archer stares in disbeleif at Q. ARCHER Who are you? Q smirks. Q Why I am your translater of course. Q looks down at his uniform, gasping sarcastically. Q Or maybe I'm not. Who am I? What am I? Q drops from the chair to his knees, as if acting out a drama play, placing the back of his hand over his head in agony. Q My memory...'tis gone. Q makes a face of disgust, snaps his fingers and reappears behind Archer. Hoshi is now back in her chair, obviously confused. ARCHER What the hell is-- Q holds his finger up. Q I wouldn't get to hasty Johnathan. ARCHER How do you know my name? Who are you? Q smiles and reappears in Archer's chair. Q Have you ever seen the far reaches of space? And I mean the far reaches of space. Not this wasteful little planet. ARCHER I'm only going to ask you this one last time. Who are you? Trip enters the bridge. TRIP Captain, I-- He spots Q. TRIP Who's this? ARCHER That's what I'm trying to find out. Q stands up from the chair and walks over to the side of the bridge. He rubs his finger across the wall and sighs. Q Of course how could you see the far reaches of space in a hunk of junk like this? Just look at this... this is probably the worst ship design I've seen in my life. Trip, a bit irritated by Q, walks over to him. TRIP Look, I don't know who you are, but this ship could outrun anything. Q Anything? TRIP Anything. Q laughs sarcastically. Q Let's see. Q snaps his fingers, and after a moment, T'Pol looks up from her console. T'POL Captain, a ship approaching. A blast rocks the Enterprise. ARCHER On screen. On the viewing screen, a thin and dangerous looking ship approaches. Q They're called the Shakk-Hal. A disgusting race, but excellent in their executions. HOSHI They're hailing us. Archer motions for her to bring it up and a grotesque looking creature, a SHAKK-HAL, appears on the screen. His name is FARAK. FARAK Surrender your ship! Q appears behind Archer. Q They get right to the point don't they? FARAK Surrender or be destroyed! Archer brushes Q off of him and speaks to the Shakk-Hal. ARCHER I won't surrender this ship. You can either live with that, or be destroyed yourself. Q Why Captain Archer, never have I seen such a more defiant and brave captain than you. Standing up to the Shakk-Hal? That's like asking for a death certificate. Q snaps his fingers and the Shakk-Hal ship vanishes. T'POL The ship has dissappeared. Archer turns to Q. ARHCER Tell me who you are and what you're doing here, or I'll have a few officers open fire on you so quick you won't even see it coming. Q smirks. Q Yes. I've probably annoyed you long enough haven't I? But please, Johnathan, let's discuss this at a different location. I'm just about sick of seeing this bridge. Q snaps his fingers and he and Archer dissappear. Act I Scene 2 On the planet surface, Arhcer and Q appear. Q Have you ever heard of the Q Continuum? ARCHER No. Q I thought not. It's a place where people like me, the Q, dwell. I can do whatever I please. I can give one moment, and taketh away the next. ARCHER So your name's Q? Q You catch on fast, Johnathan. ARCHER Show me. Q Show you what? Oh, you want to see a demonstration. I would have figured the Shakk-Hal ship that attacked your ship would have been proof enough, but... ARCHER You did that? Q But of course. I can do anything I wish. I could...give you a beard one moment... A beard appears on Archer's face. Q Or I could give you a mustache the next. A mustache appears on Archer, then dissappears a few moments later. Act I Scene 3 T'Pol sits in Archer's chair as she looks over to Malcom. T'POL Anything? MALCOM I'm having trouble locking onto them. T'POL Keep trying. Malcom nods. Act I Scene 4 On the planet surface, there's a silence between Arhcer and Q. Q No doubt your crew is trying to lock onto your location. Q sighs. Q They won't have much luck. I sort of jammed their signals. Archer grabs Q by his shirt. ARCHER You get me the hell off of this planet! Q vanishes and reappears behind Archer. Q If it means that much to you, why didn't you say so? Q snaps his fingers and they vanish. Act I Scene 5 They appear on Enterprise. T'POL Captain... Q looks to T'Pol. Q Why...I don't believe I've seen a Vulcan as beautiful as yourself... Q pauses as if to ask her name. ARCHER You made your point. Just get outta here. Q Right away. But there is something. Q turns to Trip. Q Tell me, Mr. Tucker...are you proud of this ship? TRIP You're damn right I am. Q So you actually enjoy serving on this bucket of bolts? I've seen some bad ships in my time, but never have I seen a bigger peice of junk than this. Trip runs for Q, but Archer grabs him and holds him back. Q You're so proud of this ship? You think this ship is so grand? Fine. A short pause and Q snaps his fingers. The whole area flashes and the crew reappears on a bridge that is not their own. A bridge that is foreign to them, not the bridge of Captain Johnathan Archer, but the bridge of Captain James T. Kirk, the ship to launch under Kirk's command in about 100 years. Act II Scene 1 The crew looks around the bridge, confused. Archer looks around for Q. ARCHER Q! Q get out here! MALCOM You know his name sir? ARCHER He told me. Q! Nothing. ARCHER Damnit. Dr. Phlox enters from the somewhat confusing to him turbolift. ARCHER Did you see him? PHLOX Who? ARCHER I'll explain later. Have you seen anyone here that doesn't belong to the ship? PHLOX No. I don't believe so. PHLOX How fascinating. A sort of alternate reality...an alternate ship. One that is similar to our own, but also quite different at the same time. ARCHER Yes it's very interesting Phlox, but we have to figure out how to get out. PHLOX May I ask what the situation is Captain? ARCHER Another time Phlox...another time. Archer turns to Trip. ARCHER Trip, try and find engineering and see if you can figure this thing out. TRIP Yes sir. Archer looks to Mayweather. ARCHER Mr. Mayweather, what's the story with these controls? MAYWEATHER They're similar to ours Captain, but it'll take some getting used to. ARCHER And everybody else? MALCOM Mayweather's right sir, it'll take some getting used to until we're out of this mess, but I believe I can figure it out. T'POL Captain, I believe this signals a ship approaching. ARCHER Let's see if we can get it on screen. After a few moments, the screen lights up showing the Shakk-Hal ship. A blast rocks the Enterprise. ARCHER Lock on with whatever weapons this ship has. Another blast rocks the ship as Malcom calls out. MALCOM Locked on sir. The ship is hit again. ARCHER Fire! Malcom fires and the torpedoes connect, but do little to no damage. MALCOM Little effect sir. Archer turns to Hoshi. ARCHER Hail them. Hoshi presses a few buttons and nods to Archer to confirm his open channel. ARCHER I'm Captain Johnathan Archer of the starship... He pauses, looking around the ship. ARCHER ...Enterprise... For a moment there is nothing. Then Farak appears. FARAK Surrender your ship or prepare to be destroyed! ARCHER Weapons? MALCOM Still locked on sir. ARCHER Fire. The torpedoes connect and do some damage this time. MALCOM We've taken out their left deflector shield. Archer calls down to engineering. ARCHER Trip? TRIP I'm still trying, Captain. A hit rocks the Enterprise as Archer looks to Mayweather. ARCHER Mr. Mayweather, let's try and circle around them. MAYWEATHER Yes sir. Mayweather, although unfamiliar with the controls for this ship, manages to circle around the Shakk-Hal ship. The move is static and rusty. ARCHER Now let's try another one of those torpedoes, Malcom. The torpedoes launch and connect with the ship, damaging it. MALCOM They're shields are down, sir. ARCHER Again. The torpedoes fly out and connect, severly damaging it. The Shakk-Hal ship takes off at Warp 6. Trip's voice comes through the com. TRIP Tucker to the bridge. ARCHER Go ahead. TRIP Don't quote me on this, but I think I've got us up to Warp 7. ARCHER Hit it, Mr. Mayweather. Mayweather presses a few buttons and the Enterprise blasts off at Warp 7. Act II Scene 2 In Archer's quarters, he records in his starlog. ARCHER Captain's starlog. We've made what is most likeley first contact with the entity known as Q. He has near god-like powers, and can do anything he pleases. He has sent us into an alternate Enterprise--one that is totally unfamiliar to us. It's a lot more technologically advanced than ours for sure. The crew has had a bit of trouble adjusting to this ship, but we're staring to get the hang of it. Out of nowhere, Q appears. Q Captain Archer, was that what I think it was? ARCHER Q. Q Have you just admitted defeat? ARCHER What is this Q? Q Perhaps I should be fair and tell you. Act II Scene 3 In engineering, Trip stares in awe at the engines before him. TRIP Wow. What a mind blower. These engines are incredible. Have we figured out the top speed yet? ENGINEER It's not for certain, but I believe somewhere along the lines of Warp 9. TRIP Warp 9. Wow. I didn't think we'd even make it past Warp 3. Act II Scene 4 In sick bay, Phlox stands next to T'Pol. PHLOX These medical supplies...they're... like nothing I've ever seen. Way ahead of their time. T'POL I must admit they are very sophisticated. PHLOX They're more than just sophisticated Sub-Commander. They're a link to the future. Phlox continues to stand in awe. T'POL I must finish my investigation of this ship. Captain Archer wants us all to find out as much as we can about this ship--depending on how long we are stuck on it. I assume that means medical supplies as well. T'Pol walks off as Phlox continues to stare in amazement. PHLOX Amazing. Act II Scene 5 Q relays the news to Archer. Q The ship you stand in will belong to Captain James T. Kirk in about one hundred years time. I only put you here to see how you would adjust to a ship that was superior to yours. I have to say that you performed exceptionally. You stood toe to toe with those Shakk-Hal's and didn't even back down one bit. Very impressive. ARCHER Get us out of here, Q. Q Why would you want that ship back when you have this one? This ship is in pristine condition but you want to go back? ARCHER This isn't my ship. My ship is where I need to be...not here. This ship may be better, but the ship I command is my ship...no one elses. Q You've brought a tear to my eye, Johnathan, you really have. But I can't just take you back without one challenge at least. Q snaps his fingers and the Enterprise reappears out in the deep reaches of space. Q This is the Oridok Quadrant, an uncharted area of space that many say does not exist. Believe me, it does. ARCHER Why did you bring us here? Q To proove to you that it does exist. ARCHER Why would I care? Q You are on a mission of exploration aren't you? I'm telling you this because the race that you have encountered today, the Shakk-Hal, originated from this quadrant. And they don't like people who come into their terrirtory without asking. A blast rocks the Enterprise as three Shakk-Hal ships surround it. Act II Scene 6 Archer runs into the bridge. ARCHER Lock on photon torpedoes. A blast rocks the ship. MALCOM They've taken out our bridge deflector sheild. Another blast as Q appears on the bridge. Q Tell me Johnathan, why don't you just go into Warp? Archer looks at Q in disgust and turns to Mayweather as another blast rocks the ship. ARCHER Warp 8, Mr. Mayweather. MALCOM Sir, one more hit and we're done for. Mayweather looks up from the console in confusion. ARCHER Mr. Mayweather? MAYWEATHER I...I can't go into Warp. Q smiles. Q Oh yes, I forgot... ARCHER (angry) Forgot what? Q I disabled your warp engines. Another blast hits the ship as the Enterprise implodes violently. Act III Scene 1 We come back in on Archer's Enterprise, they are all on the bridge, safe and sound. They are all in their places as if none of it had happened. Archer looks around for Q. ARCHER Q? Q appears behind Archer. Q Yes? ARCHER Why are we on my ship? Q Isn't that what you wanted? ARCHER You destroyed that Enterprise. Q looks at him in disgust. Q Oh please, do you really think I would alter time that much? That ship hasn't even been built yet. T'POL Captain, the Shakk-Hal ships are gone. Archer looks to Q. Q I assume you'll want to put this in your starfleet records? But before you do, you'll have to get out of here. ARCHER What are you talking about? Q You're still in the Oridok Quadrant. Or didn't you know that? Get home now on your precious ship. Show me how great this ship is now. Q dissappears. ARCHER Damnit Q! Get out here! Nothing. HOSHI Sir, there's someone hailing us. ARCHER Put it through. Archer walks up to the viewing screen. ARCHER I'm Captain Johnathan Archer of the starship Enterprise. A different Shakk-Hal, NURAK, appears. He begins speaking in a strange tone, most likely the Shakk-Hal language. Archer looks at Hoshi. ARCHER Any idea? HOSHI It'll take a while to decrypt. ARCHER We don't have a while. Archer looks back to Nurak. ARCHER Excuse me, but I don't understand your language, maybe you could-- He shouts out angrily. NURAK You primitive humans. Don't you learn any language but your own? Act III Scene 2 In engineering, Q appears behind Trip. Q How are we doing today? TRIP Q. Q Well, I didn't see these engines... at least these are impressive, unlike the rest of this ship. I don't know why your captain would want to go back to a ship like this. TRIP You wouldn't understand. You don't have a conscience. Q You have struck a nerve in me, Mr. Tucker. How could you think that? I brought you back to your ship didn't I? TRIP Yeah but with what changes? Q No changes. This ship is exactly as you remember it...well, except... Trip turns around. TRIP Except what? Q Your torpedoes are gone, and I've taken down all your shields by 50 percent. And your warp engines are offline. Starting right... Q snaps his fingers. Q ...now... Trip pushes Q out of the way and runs for the bridge. Act III Scene 3 On the bridge, Archer continues to speak to Nurak. ARCHER We don't want any trouble, we are peaceful people on a mission of exploration. NURAK Peaceful? How can you call it peaceful when you come into our territory and destory one of our ships? ARCHER That was defense. They were attacking us. NURAK Liar! Prepare to be boarded! Q appears in a corner with his arms folded just as Trip runs into the bridge. TRIP Captain! The shields are down by 50 percent. Archer looks to Malcom. MALCOM I'm seeing no sign of it, sir. Q speaks up. Q Oh yes, Mr. Tucker, I forgot to mention that your scanners will not pick it up. Archer looks to Mayweather. ARCHER Warp 3, Mr. Mayweather. TRIP The warp engines are offline, Captain. Archer walks over to Q. ARCHER Alright, you listen to me Q. You either get us the hell out of here or-- Q --or what? What are you going to do if I don't get you out of here? Archer stammers and looks for an answer. Q Wait...do you hear that? T'POL Three lifeforms have just entered Enterprise. ARCHER Malcom. Trip. He motions for them to follow as they exit the bridge. Act III Scene 4 Archer, Malcom, and Trip grab weapons off the rack and run out into a hallway. TRIP There! Trip aims and fires, connecting with a Shakk-Hal at the other end of the area. Two Shakk-Hal's step out from both sides of the hall and fire their weapons. Archer, Trip and Malcom dive for cover. Archer turns to Trip and Malcom. ARCHER I'll go around the other way, you keep them busy. MALCOM Yes sir. Archer sneaks down the hall as Trip and Malcom fire on the Shakk-Hal's as a distraction. Act III Scene 5 On the bridge, T'Pol sits in Archer's chair as Q stands next her. Q I have to say your captain is a very brave one. Wouldn't you say? T'POL You have caused a great deal of chaos for Captain Archer and his crew. It would be smart of you to leave immediately. Q What's this? A Vulcan showing a form of emotion. You actually care for him? I think not. T'POL I think you should send us back to a more civilized region of space and leave the ship. Q But I'm not done yet. There's still something I need do before I vacate this ship. Q dissappears. Act III Scene 6 Trip and Malcom continue to fire on the Shakk-Hal's as Archer sneaks around the hallway. Archer leans around and whacks one of them with the butt of his rifle, and rams his shoulder into the other. As the Shakk-Hal runs at him, Archer ducks and delivers a knee into it's gut. The Shakk-Hal falls to the ground as Malcom and Trip run up. Q appears just as they arrive. Q Well done Johnathan. I must say that you gave these brute's the beating of their life. Q snaps his finger and the Shakk-Hal's dissappear. Q But there's still the matter of that Shakk-Hal ship outside. Archer, Trip, and Malcom run for the bridge. Act III Scene 7 They arrive in the bridge just as a blast rocks the ship. Archer shouts out. ARCHER Get out here Q! Now! Q appears in Archer's chair. Q You rang? ARCHER I want you to-- Q Save your breath. I know exactly what you're going to say. Q snaps his finger. Q Warp engines on. Archer, reluctantly, turns to Mayweather as a blast rocks the ship. ARCHER Warp 3. The Enterprise blasts off at Warp 3. Act IV Scene 1 In Archer's quarters, he records in his starlog. ARCHER Captain's starlog, supplemental. The entity known as Q may have saved all of our lives from the vicious race named the Shakk-Hal. It is to my understanding that the ship he transported us into will be in control of James Kirk in about 100 years. Archer stops recording and we pan around to see Q. Q Penny for your thoughts? Archer turns in his chair, connecting eyes with Q. ARCHER Listen to me Q... Q No you listen to me, Johnathan. I just...no. I don't think that you're ready for this. ARCHER Ready for what? Q This. This whole adventure you just had. Your feeble minds won't even be able to handle it. You're just not fit to take on something of this caliber. I knew Picard would be the only one to be able to handle it. ARCHER Picard? Archer shrugs it off. ARCHER Q, if you don't-- Q snaps his fingers abruptly and Archer, along with the entire crew, freezes. Q sighs as he looks at Archer. Q I'll never understand humans, never in a million years. Dogs on the other hand... He looks down at Porthos, who isn't frozen. He then looks back to Archer. Q Pity they'll never know. They're just not ready for it. None of them are...well... He looks down to Porthos again. Q Except for you... Q waves his hands, wiping their memory of any existence or the encounter they had with Q and the Shakk-Hal. Q vanishes and everybody resumes what they were doing, with no memory of Q or the encounter. Archer sits in his chair and begins recording. ARCHER Captain's starlog. Stardate 2351.2. We have just finished a scouting trip on Veridal VI, and found no intelligent life. Act IV Scene 2 On the bridge, Archer sits in his chair. He looks to Mayweather. ARCHER Straight and steady, Mr. Mayweather. Warp 2. MAYWEATHER Aye, sir. The Enterprise flies off at Warp 2. END OF SHOW
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