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              "Paranoia" an original screenplay.
 




"Enter with an open mind, and you may just discover the truth".











					THE GOOSE'S

					"PARANOIA"



From the creator of; "A day in my life", "The Thing versus Predator",
"Harry Detective" and "The End" comes the latest in Sci-fi Horror:




"PARANOIA"

An original screenplay written by
Harry "The Goose" Deckard.

© Harry Deckard 2004.
































									Draft Started: 10:25 24/04/2004
                                                      Draft Finished: 18:00:54 29/04/2004

Formatting: Paragraph: 1 tab.
       Character Name: 5 tabs.
             Dialogue: 3 tabs.
	Parenthetical: 4 tab.


Genre: Chiller, Sci-fi, Drama.


	Inspirations for this script:
	David Cronenberg's "Shivers".
	"The Blob".
	Morley in Norfolk, England.
	"Signs".
	"The Paranormal Source book" by Jenny Randales.
	"Alien" and "Aliens".
	"Predator".
	"The Thing".






  


			













				"P A R A N O I A"



















	FADE IN:

	To the playing of Creepy music.

        (Note: Until we fade to black, this shot is in Black and White).

	An establishing shot of a field full of Oilseed Rape, long yellow-budded
	Crops digging up through the damp soil and piercing at least six foot
	(at the highest) into the night sky. Classic B-Movie music plays in,

					"PARANOIA" 

        Has been cleverly crafted into the oilseed rape--we see this as we slowly
	PAN UP. We PAN DOWN an aisle between the rape, one of many that the Farmer
	has created. Slowly we scroll around, looking around the places, we turn
	and see a BIRD'S CORPSE. Trodden into the ground. We slowly pan up from the
	poor thing and look at the Full Moon, which hovers down, casting an illominous
	ray over proceedings.

	It's Witching Hour.

	Slowly we STEDICAM down the aisle. Every so slowly, until we reach a fork
	in the aisle. One leading left, the other right. We take right and slowly
	pan down. CREDITS BEGIN ROLLING. We CONTINUE down the aisle, panning around
	as if we are being STALKED. We are. But only by shadows. Finally the 
	Screenwriter's and Director's names blaze in. 

	Credits stop. 

	FREEZEFRAME: As we finally get to the end of the aisle, looking out onto a 
	ditch.




       FADE TO BLACK

	Remaining credits fade in. Finally we hear two voices, kids in their young
	teens, their voices a few months away from breaking.

					BOY#1 (V.O)
			Well, I see you're always getting at me for
			being nervous round girls but we've waited
			outside her four room several times and the
			most you've said is "Ello Moto" then ducked
			back in.	

					BOY#2 (V.O)
			"Ello Moto".
				(Laughs)
			I like it.

					BOY#1 (V.O)
			Yeah, I bet that turned her on.

					BOY#2 (V.O)
			Coulda done. You never know.

	FADE IN:

	EXT. COUNTRY ROAD -- AFTERNOON

	(Colour shot)

	A peaceful and remote country road in the middle of a humble and
	tranquil little village. The two boys both in early teens are biking
	down the road. They go past a church and up onto the next road, both
	of them, after a lull in the conversation, wait for a Ford Focus to
	go past.

	When it finally does they go across another road and onto a narrow
	road, two houses and a large barn are on the corner of this road. A
	Shetland Pony roams in one field while a tiny little dog comes out 
	of the open gate of the other house.

	It barks and chases after the bikes.

					BOY#2
			Bloody hell, look out.

	Its Elderly Owner comes out with a dog whistle, she begins blowing
	the whistle making a tiddly little noise which the Dog ignores.

					OWNER
			Frank! Frank! Here, boy. 

	"Frank" leans and pisses on a signpost advertising a "Bingo night"
	and turns and finally scoots back. BARKING at the old lady.



					FRANK
				(His bark is subtitled)
			I'm comin', ya tight cow.

	The two Cyclers round the corner and continue up the road. A 
	Plant Nursery is up ahead.

					BOY#2
			Think that dog was vicious?

					BOY#1
			Yeah to any little finger in the immediate
			perimeter.

					BOY#2
				(Grins)
			I only asked.

					BOY#1
			And I only answered.

	Boy#2 is LEE RACKHAM. Medium-height, a "happy medium" between
	average size and stocky. He suffers from a bad temper and 
	an obsession with Kung-Fu lessons, even though he isn't very
	good. Cannot except to being wrong.

					RACKHAM
			What's the time?

					BOY#1

			Four ten.

	Boy#1 is WOLF CHAMBERS. Small, medium build which with a little 
	bit of work could be muscular. He's sarcastic and with a vocabulary
	that doesn't match his age. Is a victim of bullying and although
	he probably could lacks the courage to actually fight back.

					RACKHAM
			Are you comin' out tomorrow?

					WOLF
			Probably.

					RACKHAM
			I'll be at Kung-Fu in the morning but...

					WOLF
			But you're a beginner like me, why don't
			you just take one lesson until you get
			better?

					RACKHAM
			Well when I'm a black belt and all flexible
			and strong...

					WOLF
			I'll laugh.

					RACKHAM
			Anyway I'm on white belt, a belt ahead of you.

					WOLF
			You mean white fringe?

					RACKHAM
			Whatever.

					WOLF
			The only reason for that is that we fell
			out when your dad was gonna take us to the
			grading. If we hadn't then we'd both be
			on the same belt.

					RACKHAM
			You still haven't go the clothes nor the
			belt.

					WOLF
			I'm waiting till the next grading.

	They bike round the corner and onto a long road. Both of them wait	
	for a Metro to SPEED past then turn left. We get a glimpse of the 
	beautiful countryside.

					RACKHAM
				(Yawns)
			Did I tell you Alex Ferloe got a
			freeze burn after pissing around with
			that deodorant.

					WOLF
			We saw them doing that on the field. 
			Twats.

					RACKHAM
			You wouldn't say that to their faces.

					WOLF
			I would. I mean they can't even afford a
			hairdresser, what're they gonna do to 
			me?

					RACKHAM
			Yeah.
	
					WOLF
			Well they were your best friends for a
			year almost.

					RACKHAM
			What after the big fall out?

					WOLF
			Yeah. Did you really stick toilet roll 
			all over my roof?

					RACKHAM
			When we fell out, yeah.

					WOLF
			Who was with you?

					RACKHAM
			Alex and Brady.

					WOLF
			That's lack of respect.

					RACKHAM
			But we'd fallen out....

					WOLF
			So? I still had respect for you, didn't	
			I? I didn't prank you, I didn't egg your
			house...

					RACKHAM
			Yeah but you and your little gang used
			to call us names every day.

					WOLF
			Can you blame us?

					RACKHAM
			Yeah, but...


					WOLF
			Oh forget about it.

	They come up the road, turn right, go past three houses then
	stop at a Phone Booth. They are going to call the girl they
	were talking about at the start. Rackham produces a pound coin,
	steps inside. 

					RACKHAM
			What's her number?

	Wolf realizes something.

					WOLF
			What are you gonna say?

					RACKHAM
			"How are you, it's me, look at school 
			I haven't been able to talk to you much
			because of your friends..."

					WOLF
			What will you say if she asks you how you
			got the number?

					RACKHAM
			Um...I'll say my friend got it out of the
			phone directory--like you did.

					WOLF
			It may not be the right number...

					RACKHAM
			Jackson is a pretty popular surname I guess...

					WOLF
			But this could be seen as stalking.

	Rackham's temper rises.

					WOLF (cont'd)
			It's not like she's someone you know very 
			well, y'know, she's in different classes
			and all...

					RACKHAM
			I said this earlier! Why couldn't you
			have thought about it. Just gimme the number.

					WOLF
			No, I don't think it's a good idea.

	Rackham, who is still inside the booth, gets very angry.

					RACKHAM
			F***in' hell, you really piss me off. All
			the time, you f***in' do! I...I'm gonna
			f***in' kill you...

					WOLF
			Ssh! There are kids behind us! Please!

					RACKHAM
			I don't f***in' care, when I get angry I
			swear and I am angry!

					WOLF
			Quiet! You'll disturb 'em!

	Rackham tries to grab him; Wolf shuts the door on him. Holds
	it for a second then let’s go.

	Rackham STORMS out.

	He grabs Wolf's head, Wolf, still on his bike doesn't do anything
	just lets him shimmer down.

	He removes his hands, PUNCHES Wolf on the shoulder--very hard.
	Wolf barely flinches.

					WOLF (cont'd)
			Don't tap me, just because I realized what
			we might be doing...

	Rackham is annoyed he didn't hurt Wolf, he jumps on his bike.
	PEDALS OFF. Wolf shakes his head and follows suit.

					WOLF (cont'd)
			Look, surely you see my point? Or are you
			in three year old land?

	Wolf draws level. Rackham sticks his hands in his ears, like a
	toddler.
	
					WOLF (cont'd)
			Oh, that's mature of you isn't it? 
			C'mon, think from my point of view, it would
			seem like stalking, I mean as I said she doesn't
			know you very well and vice versa, it's a
			hard situation.

					RACKHAM
			You always do this, you always annoy me and
			f*** everything up.

					WOLF
			Oh come on, less of the expletives.

	CUT TO:

	EXT. NARROW ROAD -- SOON

	They have talked and are now friends again. We notice it's
	the road where Frank chased them.

					RACKHAM
			Wanna come back to mine?

					WOLF
			Sure. I got a little while till dinner.
			Sorry about being a dick earlier.

					RACKHAM
			It's okay, I'll talk to her at school.

					WOLF
			Did you hear about the new family moving
			in?

					RACKHAM
			Yeah, five doors down from me.

					WOLF
			I hear they have a daughter our age.

					RACKHAM
			She probably goes to our school.

					WOLF
			There's a good chance of that.

					RACKHAM
			Yeah. Hope she's really fit.

	CUT TO:

	EXT. RACKHAM'S SMALL YARD -- LATER

	Their bikes scoot into the small yard of Rackham's house, one
	in a row of houses. They both depart from their mounts, Rackham
	parks his in the garden while Wolf leans his up against the wall
	near the door.

	Rackham enters.

					WOLF
			Where you goin'?

					RACKHAM
			Inside, or d'you wanna have a look at the
			field behind the house?

					WOLF
			Shall we check out the field?

					RACKHAM
			Right.

	He disappears into the house.

					WOLF
			Where are you goin' now?

					RACKHAM
			To tell my dad where we're goin'.

	He shuts the door. Wolf opens a packet of gum and takes a wad
	of it out. He stuffs the wrapper in his pocket and bends down
	to stroke Rackham's old grey cat, SMOKEY.

	Rackham comes out, wearing a Khaki jacket.

					RACKHAM
			Right, let's go.

	EXT. RACKHAM'S SMALL GARDEN -- CONTINUOUS

	They enter the sunny garden, move behind a shed to a set of sticks,
	some carved making good weapons. Rackham grabs a long one, while 
	Wolf searches for his special one.

					WOLF
			Where's the "Axe"?

					RACKHAM
			In the ditch, c'mon just pick one and 
			we'll go.

	Wolf reluctantly grabs a truncheon-like Black Stick. They
	climb over Lee's fence and onto a small grassy stretch. Both of
	they walk.

					RACKHAM
			You'll love the field, it's great for hide
			and seek. 

	EXT. OILSEED RAPE FIELD -- CONTINUOUS

	We enter the SINISTER FIELD from the start of the film, it looks
	a lot less creepy in the sun but there's still a nice air to it.

					RACKHAM (cont'd)
			It's well creepy in here, me and Brandon	
			thought we saw something the other night.

					WOLF
			Cool. Marley is a pretty haunted village, 
			what with the spirit in the fields up 
			there.

	They enter through a side aisle. We follow them through the path,
	both of them are ALERT and hearing sounds that only Kids would.
	
					RACKHAM
			Wish I could sing like the birds, you'd	
			get a hell of a good record deal.

	Wolf nods. They enter the main aisle, the one we were panning
	through earlier. A SCRATCHING NOISE.

					RACKHAM (cont'd)
			Was that you?

					WOLF
			Was what?

					RACKHAM
			That, surely you heard it.

	They continue forwards. Rackham turns right, begins whacking a
	pathway with his stick.

					RACKHAM (cont'd)
			C'mon we'll sit and talk here.

	While Wolf looks around Rackham begins beating the crops down.

					WOLF
			I need a piss, don't look.

	The sounds of urine being deposited. Wolf turns back to 
	Rackham, who has finished clearing the spot,. 

					RACKHAM
			C'mon, sit down.

	Wolf turns around to sit.

	ANGLE ON

	Wolf's face, he is amazed by what he sees.

					RACKHAM (O.S)
			What is it?

	REVERSE ANGLE

	To reveal what Wolf was staring at: All the snapped and trodden	
	crop have now made their way up, as good as new, as if to box
	the guys in. Rackham sees it too.

					RACKHAM
			Creepy.

	Rackham gets up. Wipes some yellow off his jacket. They look at
	the crops.

					RACKHAM (cont'd)
			Maybe we should go back.

					WOLF
			Go back? Why? I think we should explore.

	They BEAT the crops back. And emerge onto the aisle. Rackham looks
	down it, something is right at the far end of the aisle (which is
	just within seeing distance).

					RACKHAM
			What's that?

	Wolf takes a look.

					WOLF
			Looks like a head to me.

					RACKHAM
			C'mon, let's go back to my house!

					WOLF
			What? And not know what that is?

	Wolf crouches so as not to be seen from the surrounding houses
	and crouch-runs ahead. Rackham anxiously follows. 

					RACKHAM
			I'll check down the next aisle.

					WOLF
			Whatever.

	Rackham ducks through some rape and into another aisle, just as
	long as Wolf's, they can still see each other. Although Wolf at
	5 foot 2 and Rackham at 5 foot 3 only just poke out from the 
	oilseed rape. Wolf is in our screen and is moving as fast as his
	strong legs will allow him (while crouching).

	Rackham is dawdling slightly.


					RACKHAM
			Slow down!

	We move across to Rackham, he stops and looks at a BIRD CORPSE,
	it has been trodden into the ground. As he bends down we move
	back to Wolf, who is moving slower. His nifty little eyes are
	buzzing around still. Suddenly there's a gasp.

	Rackham CRASHES through the thin line of rape that separates
	them.

					WOLF
			What? What is it?

					RACKHAM
			I...saw something. C'mon let's turn back
			and go to mine.

	Wolf checks his watch.

					WOLF
			Yeah, I had better be getting back.

	He turns and takes a final look down the pathway, then they
	begin walking back the way they came. BIRDS CHIRP from all
	over. Some of them more raucous than others.

					WOLF (cont'd)
			This reminds me of "Predator". I mean there
			are so many of those chirping sounds that
			the creatures, if they exist. Could mimic them
			then use them to contact each other.

	It's a sound theory. Rackham nods, they're just two kids who
	got a little spooked trying to make suggestions for what 
	happened.

					RACKHAM
			You shouldn't have weed.

					WOLF
			What?

					RACKHAM
			I said you shouldn't have weed. He knows your
			scent now.

	Wolf tries to bluff.

					WOLF
			I read somewhere that everyone's piss is nearly
			the same. So if in one day I drank two glasses
			of coke and a glass of orange, just as an example,
			then my piss would be the same as someone who
			has drunk the same amount.

	They come out from the field.

					RACKHAM

			What about the dead blood cells that are let
			out by the piss?

					WOLF
			I don't have a rare blood type.

					RACKHAM
			I do.

					WOLF
			Well, you would.

	Rackham groans and hoists himself over his fence, his friend
	follows suit. They put their sticks down.

					RACKHAM
			Comin' in? I've unlocked a new car.

					WOLF
				(Considers it)
			Nah, I better go.

	Wolf moves his his bike, a silver "Muddy Fox" mountain bike, 
	looks as if it's worth a bob or two. 

					RACKHAM
			See ya later, Wolfman.

	Wolf grins, swings across and past Rackham's dad's van.

					WOLF
			I'll see you on Monday. The first day
			of the holidays.

					RACKHAM
			No. I'll see you after Kung-fu tomorrow.

	Wolf turns and exits.

					RACKHAM (cont'd)
			See ya. 

					WOLF
			Yeah. Bye.

	Wolf leaves. Rackham turns and heads into his house.

	INT. RACKHAM'S HOUSE -- PORCH

	Rackham enters, tired from all the exploring.

					RACKHAM
			I'm back.

					PARENT (O.S)
			Dinner's nearly ready.

	Rackham kicks off his Skate-shoes. Comes into the:

	INT. KITCHEN

	Rackham comes in finds his mother, DONNA, early 40s, tall 
 	setting the table for dinner.

					DONNA
			Has Wolf gone?

					RACKHAM
			Uh huh.

	INT. HALL

	Rackham walks into the small hall and through into the:

	INT. LOUNGE

	A nice dark room, PC in one corner, huge TV, DVD player, VCR,
	X-BOX and Playstation 2. His father, MARVIN, a small bald man
	lies across the leather couch, he is playing Need For Speed:
	Underground on the X-box.

	Rackham moves in and SLOUCHES onto the end of the sofa. He
	watches Marvin as he is doing a drag race with a modified 
	Honda Civic. 

					RACKHAM
			Corr, you took that corner fast.


					MARVIN
			Shush!

	Marvin takes a corner fast, SLAMS into the side barriers.

					MARVIN (cont'd)
			Bugger!

	Marvin pauses and restarts the race. Rackham is in a SPASM
	of silent mirf in the corner. Donna comes in.

					DONNA
			Dinner's ready.

	Marvin pauses again and clicks the console off. He and 	
	Rackham leaves the room.

	FADE OUT

	Superimpose: Hours later

	FADE IN:

	INT. RACKHAM'S ROOM -- NIGHT

	Rackham turns his TV off and ejects a DVD from his X-Box.
	We ZOOM ONTO the DVD; it's a copy of "Signs". Rackham puts
	the DVD back. He turns to his window. It gives a clear view
	of the Oilseed Rape field. After thinking for a second Rackham
	grabs a pair of binoculars from the desk.

	He bends over the desk and puts the binoculars to his eyes.

	RACKHAM'S P.O.V -- BINOCULARS

	He stares onto the field, but it is too dark to see.

	BACK TO SCENE

	Rackham takes a torch, clicks it on and shines it onto the field.
	
	RACKHAM'S P.O.V -- BINOCULARS

	He takes a good look. Across the field, it rains lightly but the image
	is still pretty clear, half illuminated by the flashlight. Rackham
	is about to pull them away when he notices a row of rape slowly move
	apart, just for a second.

	BACK TO SCENE

	Rackham pulls the binoculars away. Shakes his head. Did he 
	just imagine that? He turns to his VCR clock; it reads "12:35",
	well it is getting pretty late. Rackham drops the binoculars
	and climbs up the steps into his bunk bed.

	FADE OUT

	Superimpose: Sunday

	FADE IN:

	EXT. FIELD -- MORNING

	It's a bright sunny morning, and we PAN INTO our favourite field.
	As GILES DRAKE, a beergutted and solemn looking farmer comes into
	frame. Looking around his field. He heads into the infamous main
	aisle.

	As he goes he notices trainer footprints.

					DRAKE
			Bloody kids.

	He continues down the aisle, looking at the place where Rackham
	went through to the aisle. He comes forwards finds a load of 
	rape pushed down. Drake looks confused, he steps into it.

	BIRD'S-EYE SHOT -- FIELD

	Drake is barely a stick figure as we look down on him to find a simple,
	yet bizarre CROP CIRCLE! 

	BACK TO SCENE

	Drake looks around the crop circle, amazed. He shakes his head. 
	
					DRAKE
			Must be that new fertilizer of mine.

	QUICK CUT TO:

	Superimpose: Twenty-eight minutes later 

	EXT. FIELD -- DAY

	Drake stands with some agricultural workers. JANET, JORGENS and
	CROSBY. They stand looking at the crop circle.

					DRAKE
			When I woke up this mornin' it was like
			this, there are some footprints there but
			I don't reckon the kids could do it.

					CROSBY
			Well, maybe the new fertilizer you're using
			has annoyed Ecologists. 

					DRAKE
			It's a joint project, isn't it? You're running
			all yer tests on it too.

					JORGENS
			Yeah. But this ain't anythin' like what we've
			done afore'. This's what you'd call a "Crop
			Circle", Giles.

					DRAKE
			Load a' hogwash.

					JANET
			He's right, Ecologists have been swarming the
			phone lines about all the spraying going on.

					DRAKE
			That's ruined some of the crop.


	PULL BACK:

	Till we get to:

	INT. RACKHAM'S ROOM -- CONTINUOUS

	Rackham, dressed for Kung-Fu, is at the window, eyes wide
	open.

					MARVIN (O.S)
			Are you coming?

					RACKHAM	
			Yeah, yeah, sorry.

	Rackham takes one last look then heads out.

	CUT TO:

	INT. MARVIN'S CAR -- DAY

	Marvin and Rackham ride in the car.

					RACKHAM
			Dad...?

					MARVIN
			What?

					RACKHAM
			Do you believe in aliens?

					MARVIN
				(Grins)
			Nah, that's a loada' crap. Too many
			films, that's what is about.

					RACKHAM
			Yeah but there are so many trillions of galaxies
			and planets out there then surely one of them
			must have something living on one of them.

					MARVIN
			Well yeah. But then again, if they've been
			about for thousands of years then all the
			life coulda died out like the dinosaurs.

					RACKHAM
			But you don't know that for sure, d'you?

					MARVIN 
			No. But I'm going on what I think, 'cos with
			things like this ya never really know.

	DISSOLVE TO:

	(DREAM SEQUENCE)

	EXT. SCHOOL FIELD -- AFTERNOON

	...The dream is all ready halfway through and it is set in
	Rackham and Wolf's school. The only thing is it's WOLF'S
	NIGHTMARE.

	We PAN THROUGH to a large hill, suddenly WOLF BURSTS OUT.
	Breathing hard. Behind him are a mass of SCHOOLKIDS and 
	TEACHERS. Their skin is green and patchy, they are ZOMBIES.
	More 1950s than anything. But they are moving very fast.

	Wolf RUNS as fast as he can, turning everyone in a while.

					ZOMBIE TEACHER
				(Weird Voice)
			Chambers! 
				(Evil laugh)
			It's double-lines for you.

	Wolf RUNS quicker and quicker and quicker until: SLAM. He
	goes and bloody trips! Wolf lands on his back, the Teacher
	POUNCES onto his back. Eyes ablaze. Wolf struggles, KNOCKS
	him off. The Ghoul lands on his side.

	Wolf leaps up, comes on the side of a MOBILE CLASSROOM. He
	leans against the window. Catching his breath.

	He turns. The Ghouls are massing. Inches away.

	Wolf grimaces, turns to go...

	...SMASH...

	The window behind him smashes, Wolf is YANKED THROUGH IT
	BY HUNDREDS OF HANDS. Evil grins fill the day as he is pulled
	in, KICKING and SCREAMING until he can no more...

	SLAM CUT TO:

	ANGLE ON

	Wolf, as he LEAPS up from sleep. Breathing heavy. 

	FULL SHOT

	Wolf gets up, breathing as heavy as possible. The door comes
	through. His FATHER enters. RICHIE CHAMBERS, early 50s,
	is medium sized but with a muscular build and moustache. 
	He looks at his son. The family dog, a golden cocker spaniel
	named Molly comes in.

	Wolf strokes her.

					CHAMBERS
			What was all the shouting about?

					WOLF
			Jus...just a nightmare. Sorry, dad.

					CHAMBERS
			C'mon, breakfast's on the table. I wanna
			get to the car boot early.

					WOLF
			Where's mum?

					CHAMBERS
			She's gone to France all ready, left at
			seven.

					WOLF
			What's the time now?
			
					CHAMBERS
			Eight twenty-two. You over slept.

	Wolf pulls himself out of bed. He follows Chambers out.

	FADE TO:

	INT. KUNG-FU HALL -- DAY

	Rackham clumsily makes a mess of various Kung-fu moves.
	Everyone else in the hall seems to be doing okay. Rackham's
	PHONE GOES OFF. Everyone turns around to him, Rackham backs
	away embarrassed.

	CUT TO:

	EXT. CAR BOOT FIELD -- DAY

	Wolf is walking leisurely through a sandy Car-boot field.
	He moves past one stall, but then comes back. His hands
	find a thick copy of "The Paranormal Source Book" by 
	Jenny Randales (good book).

	He sees the things included. U.F.Os, Crop Circles, Alien
	abductions, etc. His hands close around it. He grins.

					WOLF
			How much?

					STALLHOLDER
			A quid.

	Wolf fumbles in his pocket, passes the stallholder a pound.

	CUT TO:

	EXT. YARD -- DAY (LATER)

	We find ourselves in the yard of the same row of houses that
	Rackham lives in. But this is the house where the new family 
	that was spoken about before has moved in. A young girl of our
	two heroes' age comes out.

	She moves past the family car, a blue Fiesta and picks up a
	newspaper.

	Meet SUSAN JACKSON, long dark blonde hair, nice figure, beautiful
	and although slightly shy she's a real nice person. And yes, she
	was the one our Heroes made a bungled attempt to call. They would've
	got the wrong number anyway, as she's moved in under their noses.

	Susan opens the paper up, takes a quick look then pops it in through
	the letter box. She looks into the garden next door. A dog rolls around
	grinning.

	A car goes past slowly, as it is behind a tractor. Rackham and Marvin
	are inside. Susan looks. She is shocked, it's that kid who fancies her.	
	Rackham stares at her, that's the girl he loves!

	Susan blinks then slowly shakes her head, she steps into the:

	EXT. BANK -- CONTINUOUS

	She sees Rackham's car park don three or four doors down from 
	them. Shakes her head and ducks back inside.

	QUICKCUT:

	EXT. RACKHAM'S YARD -- DAY

	Rackham is stunned. 

					RACKHAM
			Dad...?

					MARVIN
			What's wrong?

					RACKHAM
			Did you see that girl?

					MARVIN
			Yeah, her family have just moved in.
			What about her?

					RACKHAM
			That's Susan! The girl I was telling
			you about.

					MARVIN
			Crikey, you better start getting some
			protection.

	He grins at his joke and walks in. Rackham looks at him,
	how funny.

	CUT TO:

	CLOSEUP--

	A vintage Webrley MK II air pistol as some target darts
	are loaded into it. Strong hands click it back. We follow
	it up as they aim. A LOUD PUFF!

	FULL SHOT:

	EXT. CHAMBERS' LARGE GARDEN -- DAY

	To reveal Chambers holding the Air Gun. Wolf stands beside
	him. We follow their eyes to the target. It has hit a nine,
	inches from the BULLSEYE. Chambers clicks it open, fumbles another
	dart into it and hands it to his son.

	Wolf aims, FIRES. The dart slams into the BULLSEYE. A loud 
	cheer from Wolf. Molly moves over as if to congratulate him.

	Chambers grins.

					CHAMBERS
			Very good.

	Wolf nods, they load the gun again and Wolf turns backwards,
	he does a spin and SHOOTS. (Like Clint Eastwood at the start of
	"For a few dollars more). The dart PUNCTURES into the six mark.

					CHAMBERS (cont'd)
			Look out, that thing doesn't have a 
			safety catch on it.

	The phone RINGS.

					WOLF
			I'll get it.

	He dashes into the house.

	INT. END ROOM -- CONTINOUS

	Wolf grabs the ever-chirping phone. Answers.

					WOLF
			Hello?

					RACKHAM (V.O)
			Can I speak to Wolf please?

					WOLF
			It is me. Wassup?

					RACKHAM (V.O)
			Got you text message. But it was
			right in the middle of Kung Fu.

	Wolf laughs.

					WOLF
			So what's wrong?

					RACKHAM (V.O)
			Nothing much. It's really weird, right,
			but last night before I went to bed I
			looked out my window and saw the crops sort
			of light breeze open, y'know, as if someone 
			had walked through 'em.

	Wolf half believes him.

					WOLF					
			Creepy. 

					RACKHAM (V.O)
			D'you wanna come down?

					WOLF
			Yeah, that'd be cool. I wanna have
			a look. I suppose you heard about the
			hoaxed crop circle?

					RACKHAM (V.O)
			Yeah. Pretty weird it was on our field.

					WOLF
			Well, I'll be down in about...fifteen
			or ten minutes.

					RACKHAM (V.O)
			See ya then. Bye. Oh, you'll never guess who's
			moved in next door! I'll tell ya when you
			get here.

					WOLF
			Okay, bye.

	Wolf turns finds CHAMBERS standing right behind him. It startles
	him. Molly is at Chambers' feet.

					CHAMBERS
			Are you goin' to Lee's?

					WOLF
			Yeah.

					CHAMBERS
			Before you go can you stop at that woman’s?
			down the road and get us some eggs.

					WOLF
			Yeah. 

	Chambers hands him fifty pence.

					CHAMBERS
			Just one box.

	CUT TO:

	EXT. ROAD -- SOON

	Wolf bikes down the road with a small bag containing two spare
	egg boxes. He stops at a large bungalow with a garden about as
	big as his own. Chickens roam free.

	Wolf pulls his bike up to the gate. He looks in the basket,
	EGGS AT BUNGALOW it says.

					WOLF (Self)
				 (Sarcastic)
			Fantastic.

	Wolf puts the two spare baskets inside, then chains his bike to
	the shut gate.

	He looks into the house, someone appears to be home as windows
	are open. After contemplating this he finally VAULTS the gate
	and lands inches away from a Chicken's head. A cat looks up at
	him. He bends down and strokes it.

	When it PURRS off Wolf turns to study the bungalow. He heads to the
	conservatory which also houses the front door. We see him peer
	inside. No one. Wolf takes a breath, KNOCKS on the door. As you can
	see he's slightly hesitant.

	A GIRL walks through. Not the sixty year old woman he expected!
	Wolf is stunned. She's his age, slightly taller, with a cut-off
	top revealing an excellent figure with a pretty face and long
	jet black hair.

					WOLF (Self)
			Mamma-mia!

	The Girl struggles with the door. Finally unlocks it.

					GIRL (American)
			Sorry, that door's always been a 
			little stiff. Hi I'm Tori!

					WOLF
			D'you live here?

	Tori ushers him in and locks the door behind him.

					TORI
			Yeah, my parents said I was causing
			trouble so I've been sent up here with
			my Gran for a year or two. Who're you?

					WOLF
			My name's Wolf Chambers. But you can call
			me Wolf, Wolfie, Wolfman, WereWolf, Chambers,
			fat twat or your boyfriend.

					TORI
			I prefer the last one.

	Wolf grins, it actually worked.

					WOLF
			So do I!

					TORI
			You want some eggs yeah?

	Wolf nods; she exits and comes back in with a box marked
	50p, Wolf gives her the money.

					WOLF
			Thanks.

	He turns to go. She stops him.

					TORI
			I'm not letting you go anywhere, Gran's
			out, so we go the place to ourselves.

	OFF WOLF'S grinning face, we slowly:

	FADE TO BLACK

	Superimpose: A short time later

	INT. RACKHAM'S YARD -- DAY

	Rackham is pacing around wondering why his friend is so 
	late. There's a crunch, Wolf comes flying into the garden.
	Grinning. He parks.

					RACKHAM
			What's so damned funny?

					WOLF
			I just got frickin' laid!

					RACKHAM
			What? Your dog was gettin'...

					WOLF
			No, y'know the house opposite my uncle's?

					RACKHAM
			Yeah?

					WOLF
			Well I went there to get some eggs for my
			Dad and a note said "Eggs at Bungalow"
			so I went in there and her granddaughter's
			living there...and she's our age...and she's
			so fit...

					RACKHAM
			She shagged you?

					WOLF
			Yeah. Man, she comes from America.


					RACKHAM
			Where?

					WOLF
			Las Vegas, her dad runs a casino there, she's
			either goin' to our school--after this half
			term--or goin' to a private school.

					RACKHAM
				(Shakes his hand)
			Wow, where is she?

					WOLF
			Her gran came back, we had finished by then
			but y'know, she said we'd made friends and
			her gran knew my parents. So she said I'd
			have to call for her later, because they
			were goin' out somewhere.

					RACKHAM
			Are you going out together?

					WOLF
			I...dunno...

					RACKHAM
			Let's go and tell Brandon another one's
			bitten the dust.

					WOLF
			Newsflash: Brandon's staying with his
			gran in Derbyshire.

					RACKHAM
			Oh...yeah.

					WOLF
			So who's moved in?

					RACKHAM
				(Remembers)
			Oh yeah, SUSAN! I saw her on the way
			back from Kung-Fu, she's moved into 
			Garry Parker's old place!

					WOLF
			So whadda' we do first, look at the crop
			circle or call for her.

					RACKHAM
			Call for her, and then there'll be a girl for
			you and a girl for me...

	Wolf grins.

	CUT TO:

	INT. RACKHAM'S KITCHEN -- DAY

	Rackham opens the fridge, takes out an apple pie.

					RACKHAM
			We'll pretend Mum cooked it for them.

	Rackham tears the cellophane off, chucks it in a trash
	can and assembles the pie into a bowl. They find Smokey
	scrutinizing them.

	Rackham takes a small piece of apple and chucks it to
	the cat.

	CUT TO:

	EXT. GRASS BANK -- SOON

	Rackham and Wolf are walking to Susan's, holding the pie and
	Rackham is very nervous. 

					RACKHAM
			Right this is the one.

					WOLFIE
			The car's gone.

					RACKHAM
			Oh well. She might be home alone.

	They head into:

	EXT. SUSAN'S YARD

	Both of them creep up to the door, RING the bell.

					VOICE (V.O)
			I'M COMING!

	FOOTSTEPS. The door flies open. Susan stares at them, 
	slightly off put. 

					SUSAN
			Oh...hi. Thought you'd be round.

	Rackham hands her the pie.

					SUSAN

			Thanks. Come in.

	INT. SUSAN'S KITCHEN -- CONTINUOUS

	It's just the same as Rackham's really. But everything stinks
	of "just moved in".

					SUSAN
			Sorry about the mess.
				(To Wolf)
			Will, or whatever your name is, can you
			give me and Lee some privacy, just for a
			minute.

					WOLF
			It's Wolf, and yeah. I don't mind.

					SUSAN
			Go into the Lounge, get yourself a drink
			or a cigarette or something.

	Wolf grins and heads into:

	INT. LOUNGE -- DAY

	He looks around, the room is quite tidy really and harbours a 
	huge 48-inch TV. Wolf looks around, picks up a can of Budweiser.
	Flips the top and DRINKS.

	INT. KITCHEN

	Susan is rubbing against Rackham.

					SUSAN
			Do you find me sexually attractive?

					RACKHAM
			J...just stick your hand inside this
			zipper and find out.

					SUSAN
			I will...

	Rackham grins.

	INT. LOUNGE

	Wolf finishes the beer like a pro, crushes the can and throws it into
	a wicker basket. A JACK RUSSEL TERRIER leaps out, annoyed at being
	hit. It and Wolf face off.

	INT. KITCHEN

	Susan and Rackham make out against the wall.

	INT. LOUNGE

	The Terrier and Wolf playfully wrestle.

	INT. KITCHEN

	Susan and Rackham are on top of a table, moaning in pure pleasure.

	INT. LOUNGE

	Wolf and the Terrier are now making a fuss of each other.

	INT. KITCHEN

	Susan is leaving Rackham panting.

	INT. LOUNGE

	Wolf stands up to the sounds of an ORGASM.

					WOLF
				(Like an old man)

			Ah...I remember my first time...

	INT. KITCHEN

	Susan comes off of Rackham, both of them, although slightly
	flustered look pleased. Susan looks a Million pounds.

					RACKHAM
			Oh...that was so great! Thanks.

					SUSAN
			It's okay...I like you too. It's just my friends
			they get in the way.

					RACKHAM
			Your parents aren't here are they?

					SUSAN
			Nope. Out all afternoon. They went to the old
			house to get some things.

					RACKHAM
			Cool.

					SUSAN
			Hey, Wolf-dude, you can come back in now.

	Wolf waltzes in. Him and Rackham grin to each other, when Susan
	turns to stick the pie in the fridge they hi-5 it. Susan comes
	back out of the fridge.

					RACKHAM
			Nice and cool in there?

	She grins.

					SUSAN
			So, you guys wanna watch some TV or
			something.

	QUICK CUT:

	INT. LOUNGE -- DAY

	Susan, Rackham and Wolf sit on the sofa, the blinds are down and 
	"Love Actually" or some romantic comedy is on and Rackham and 
	Susan are in each other's arms.

	Wolf has the dog on his lap, stroking it.



	There's a RING at the door.

					FATHER (V.O)
			Sue, can you let us in...we forgot the key?

					SUSAN
			Quick, get outa the window, I'm grounded at
			the minute. A no friends policy! Quick!

	EXT. SUSAN'S BACK LAWN -- CONTINUOUS

	We are in the small back lawn, we observe the scenery and the
	sun. Suddenly our two HEROES SLAM DOWN ONTO THE GRASS.

					RACKHAM
			Wahey, what about that then. Both of us losing

			our virginity in a day.

					WOLF
			It's great. C'mon, let's get over the fence/

					RACKHAM
			Y'know what field that'd lead us into...?

					WOLF
			Yep. 

					RACKHAM
			I found the "Axe", if you pop back to mine we
			can get them.

					WOLF
			Well, today can get any better surely?

					RACKHAM
			Who knows we might find something in that field.

	They reach the fence and JUMP OVER.

	EXT. CORNER OF RAPE FIELD -- CONTINUOUS

	They arrive on a grassy corner near the field. Rackham points.

					RACKHAM
			Look!

	A group of men in weird white jackets move across the field. Studying
	it. The kids look at them. They continue looking.

	MUSICAL STINGER

	As a hand rests on Rackham's shoulder.

	They both spin around to face:

	TOM, 30s, an obnoxious and dark-haired Farm hard.

					TOM
				(Thuggish attitude)
			You got a staring problem?

					WOLF
			What?

					TOM
			Now go on, piss off outa the field
			'fore I kick you out.

					RACKHAM
			We're just wondering what's going on.

					TOM
			Don't be so bloody nosey, now g'on,
			get outa here.

					RACKHAM
			What's going on here?

					TOM
			I said PISS OFF!

	Tom pushes Rackham and Wolf, they stumble. Rackham falls
	but Wolf manages to keep his balance, suddenly a VOICE
	stops Tom:

					VOICE (O.S)
			Is there a problem here?

	He turns to see Richie Chambers glaring at him from a 
	neighbouring garden. He climbs over the fence. Tom does
	not realize he is Wolf's father.

					TOM
			Yeah, these little dickheads are
			messing around on Mr. Drake's
			property. Stupid punks.

	Wolf grins at his father, Tom KICKS him in the shin.
	Wolf retracts; it wasn't a hard kick but still an act
	of violence toward a minor. Chambers SNAPS. We see him
	get angrier as:

					TOM (cont'd)
			What's so damned funny, kid?
				(Pause)
			Cor I hate those kids.

	Tom turns to the guy who was standing behind him, but he
	has disappeared. Tom turns fully around as: CRUNCH!
	Chambers PUNCHES him in the jaw, almost breaking it.

	Tom goes FLYING. Chambers runs over to him.

					CHAMBERS
			You had no right to push my son or 
			any one of his age. I saw you from
			the window out there, he hadn't done anything!

	Tom pulls himself up. Rubbing blood from his lip.

					TOM
			Wanna try that again? What a cock up
			of a son.

	Tom KICKS Chambers in the gut, taking him out. Tom LEAPS across
	frame and lands on Chambers. PUNCHING him.

	Rackham is YANKED up by his friend and they stand and watch.

					WOLF
				(Worried)
			Think I should help?

					RACKHAM
			Should I get my dad?

					WOLF
			No, your house is too far away to casually
			go.

	Chambers, takes a faceful of knuckles, then pushes forwards,
	THRUSTING a fist into Tom's abdomen. Tom reels back, but is
	quicker to his feet and attacks the older man. That's when
	WOLF LEAPS INTO ACTION.

	Rackham is stunned as his friend is always being pushed around
	at school. But it shows that he can fight when needed. Wolf
	kicks Tom in the back of the head and wrestles with him. TOM
	LETS SWING, Wolf is hit in the spine he lands on the floor.

	Gargling and going for breath, Rackham, in the act of trying
	to help turns back to Wolf.

					WOLF
			I...I...I'm okay...gimme a hand...

	Rackham helps Wolf up and they watch, unsure of what they 
	can do. Chambers has gotten up but they are grappling, Tom
	being younger is able to move quicker but Chambers Senior
	is a lot stronger and filled with rage over the beating of
	his only child.

	We take a spin around, revealing that they can't be seen by 
	the hedges and the people in White are too far away to see
	much. Just people "jiggling" about.

	Chambers is losing now, Tom OVERPOWERING him. 

	In the corner Wolf is Panicking, prancing around in a silly
	circle. 

	Chambers is pushed to the ground, Tom has murder in his
	eyes. Kicking and Kicking and kicking Chambers. Rackham
	grabs a stone. HURLS IT AT TOM'S HEAD.

	CRACK! Tom is taken off-balance, he falls. Wolf, now sobbing,
	picks his father up.

	He tries to hug him but Chambers runs at Tom, who is getting up.
	Tom moves in on Rackham, who cowers. Wolf steps in front, but:
	
	WHAM! Chambers hits him right under the chin. Sprawling Tom out 
	over the ground.

	The fight ends. Chambers, breathing heavy although relatively
	unscathed just a few bumps and bruises overlooks Tom. Who is
	also bleeding a bit. They get up.

	CU - TOM

	His eyes are almost on fire, maddened from the fight. But
	he has met an opponent worthy.

	BACK TO SCENE

					WOLF
			Should I get the cops?

					CHAMBERS
			No.
				(To Tom) 
			G'on, fuck off.

	Tom retreats, although we can see he'll be back.

					RACKHAM
			Th...thanks, Mr. Chambers.

					CHAMBERS
			It's all right. Are you two okay?

					WOLF
			Y-yeah. Thanks dad.

	He hugs his father. Although slightly startled by the ferocity
	that shone in the man he once called "Dadda".

					CHAMBERS
			I was round Julie's house, your	
			mother wanted me to give her a birthday
			card. Anyway, I'd better be gettin' back.
			Tea's at six.

	He turns to go, but stops.

					CHAMBERS (cont'd)
			Oh and don't go talking about this, we were
			in the right but that Tom's a shifty guy.
				(Pause)
			You two sure you're okay?

					RACKHAM/WOLF	
			Yeah.

					CHAMBERS
			If that bastard, excuse the language,
			touches you again just tell me and I'll
			have him.

					RACKHAM
			Whatta we do if you or my dad aren't close
			enough.
		
					CHAMBERS
			Try the third bungalow facing the pond over
			there. Hasselbaink lives there.

					RACKHAM
			Who?

					CHAMBERS
			Hasselbaink, an old ex-cop buddy of mine.
			He's a bit of a drunk but if ya tell him
			who you are he'd help. Anyway, bye.

	He heads over the fence again. Leaving Rackham and Wolf
	standing there. They move on after a bit. Too stunned to
	speak.
			
					RACKHAM
			Hell, that's the first real fight I've
			seen. You see them on the movies and at
			school all the time, but two adults goin'
			at it.

					WOLF
			Fuckin' scary. Never knew Tom McKay was
			that strong.

					RACKHAM
			What a day. Oh, d'you wanna sleep round	
			mine tonight?

					WOLF
			Yeah, that'd be cool. But your dad
			said I was too noisy...

					RACKHAM
			If you bring your tent we can sleep outside.
			And maybe we can invite some ladies.

	They slap another hi-5.

					WOLF
			Or take a look at that field.

					RACKHAM
			Yeah.

	WE BEGIN PANNING BACKWARD UNTIL we stop at TOM, standing
	at the end of the field. He watches. Cold, emotionless
	and maddened. He's never lost a fight before.

					WOLF (V.O)
			What a day, huh? We got laid, saw and
			got involved in our first fight, met
			the girls of our dreams and even seeing
			a crop circle.

					RACKHAM (V.O)
			Cool, huh?

	Their voices FADE OUT. But we remain with Tom, who breathes
	heavy. Blood running down from the mark where Rackham hit
	him with the stone. He's so still and angry it's almost 
	unbearable.

	A trickle of blood goes down his head as we:

	FADE OUT

	FADE IN:

	INT. RACKHAM'S ROOM -- DAY

	They have finished playing on the X-box and now sit talking
	on Rackham's bed. Wolf's Mobile phone rings.

					WOLF 
				(Answering)
			Hello, you are calling Wolf Chambers,
			non-virgin master of love.
				(Squeaking)
			Oh, hi mum.
				(Squeaking)
			No...err...it's just to woo the girls.
				(Squeaking)
			Yeah, I'm fine.
				(Squeaking)
			Yes. 
				(Squeaking)
			Nope, not really.
				(Squeaking)
			You did? Thanks.
				(Squeaking)
			Yes I'm sure.
				(Squeaking)
			Of course. Right.
				(Sqeaking)
			Love you too. Bye.
				(Squeaking)

			Bye.

	They hang up.

					WOLF (cont'd)
			Mums, honestly.

	The phone goes again!

					WOLF (cont'd)
			Ah, it's Tori. I'll put her on speaker.

	He clicks the speaker button.

					WOLF
				(Answering)
			Hello, you are calling Wolf Chambers,
			non-virgin master of love.

					TORI (V.O)
			Hi. 

					WOLF
			How are things?

					TORI (V.O)
			Great. I got your message about the
			tent thing.

					WOLF
			Whaddya think?

					TORI (V.O)
			Cool. I can come, but can only stay
			'till twelve. Who else will be there?

					WOLF
			My best friend and his girl, but she
			can't come. Oh meet my friend, Lee
			Rackham.

					RACKHAM
			Hi.

					TORI (V.O)	
			Hey, Lee. I'm Tori.

					RACKHAM
			Heard great things...

					WOLF
			So you can stay till twelve?

					TORI (V.O)
			Yep, what time should I come?

					WOLF
			Err...Rackham?

					RACKHAM
			Seven or eight.

					TORI (V.O)
			Cool. Love ya.

	She hangs up.

					WOLF
			Hear that, she loves me!

	Rackham grins.


	FADE TO:

	INT. CHAMBERS' LOUNGE -- EVENING

	We're inside the Chambers lounge, where Chambers, now wearing
	plasters and Wolf eat dinner. The News is on. Molly buzzes
	around under the table, where Wolf occasionally feeds her 
	the odd bit of mashed potato or sausage.

					CHAMBERS
			I got the tent down and it's all ready.

					WOLF
			Good. Thanks.

					CHAMBERS
			Did you see that idiot any more?

					WOLF
			No. Quite a fight.

					CHAMBERS
			For a skinny kid he had the strength
			of a bear. I hit him my hardest and
			only then did it floor him.

					WOLF
			I thought you were gonna die, dad.
					
					CHAMBERS
			Die? Give me a little credit, mate,
			I've eaten bigger pheasants than him.

	Wolf finishes his dinner, takes the plate through into the
	kitchen. Chambers follows suit. Molly goes to her dish and
	some crumbs are dropped into it.

					CHAMBERS (cont'd)
			Got time for a little target practice with
			your old dad before you go?

					WOLF
			I've always got time for that.

	CUT TO:

	EXT. GARDEN -- LATER

	Wolf aims, FIRES his final dart. It slams just next to the
	board. Wolf grins. Chambers pats his shoulders. Molly is in
	the b.g BARKING over the hedge, next door's dogs BARK back.

					CHAMBERS
			C'mon, I'll drive you there.

					WOLF
			Can I stick my bike in the back, y'know,	
			'case we need to go for a bike ride?

					CHAMBERS
			Okay, but Hurry.

	FADE OUT:

	Superimpose: Six and a half hours later.

	FADE IN:

	INT. TENT -- MORNING (12: 30 AM)

	We fade in, Tori is asleep in Wolf's arms, evidently she
	forgot her time limit. Wolf and Rackham are wide awake.
	
					RACKHAM
			Think she'll stay?
		
					WOLF
			I dunno, just a shame Susan didn't
			come.

					RACKHAM
			Yeah.

					WOLF
			Little Lesbian activity wouldn't go a miss.

					RACKHAM
				(Grins)
			You dirty bastard.

	Tori stirs, wraps her arms around Wolf tighter. He grins.

					RACKHAM (cont'd)
			I think I'm g...

	Tori wakes up.

					TORI
			What's the time?

					RACKHAM
			Erm...twelve thirty-one.

					TORI
			Shit. I gotta go, fast. 

	Tori KISSES Wolf full on, thrusting her tongue into his
	mouth.

					TORI (cont'd)
			I'll see you guys tomorrow.

					WOLF
			Want me to walk you back?
			
					TORI
			No. No time. See ya Rackham.

	She un-zips the tent and runs out.

					TORI (V.O)
			Love ya.

	They hear her run off.

					WOLF
			Well that was abrupt.

					RACKHAM
			What shall we do? Go to sleep?

					WOFL
			Don't be stupid. 

					RACKHAM
			I tell you Susan has been turning me on
			all day. I haven't been able to think 
			properly.

					WOLF
			Yeah...

	A BRIGHT PIERCING LIGHT APPEARS, shining through the
	tent lining. Wolf and Rackham cover their eyes.

					RACKHAM
			What the f***?

	EXT. RACKHAM GARDEN -- NIGHT

	They step outside. But the light has gone, everything
	has disappeared. Just a chilly, dark night.

					WOLF
			Weird. C'mon, grab the flashlights
			we're goin' in.

					RACKHAM
			Sure?

					WOLF
			Postive.

	INT. TENT -- CONTINUOUS

	Wolf and Rackham move into the tent, they search around and
	Wolf takes a large TORCH of his fathers, Rackham a smaller 
	one. 

	EXT. GARDEN -- CONTINUOUS

	They move past the house and look up. The light is on behind
	curtains.

					RACKHAM
			Dad's watching "Kill Bill" again. He won't
			notice.

	They go to the shed, where the sticks are located.

					RACKHAM (cont'd)
			Ah-ha, here's the "axe".

	He hands Wolf a very THICK stick with a flat, axe like
	end. Rackham grabs a long, Lance-like stick.

					WOLF
			"Lock and Load".

	They head through the Rackhams' garden and to the fence next to
	an ancient coal bunker. 

					WOLF (cont'd)
			Do you ever have anything in that?

					RACKHAM
			Nope.

	Rackham jumps over the fence, followed by his friend. They
	look up and down the field for any signs of Tom, the white
	men, or the Farmer--who is less of a threat.

	QUICK CUT:

	EXT. RACKHAM'S GARDEN -- NIGHT

	A shadow slowly stalks through the garden, moving behind trees
	and under the shadow of the house.

	EXT. FIELD

	Rackham and Wolf move through the bank and to the Rape field.

	EXT. GARDEN

	The Shadow steps out; he SPEEDS across to the tent. Something
	GLINTS in his hand. A Butcher's knife. 

	EXT. FIELD 

	Move across and enter through a side aisle.

	EXT. OILSEED RAPE FIELD -- NIGHT

	They enter. 

	EXT. GARDEN

	The Shadow steps into the light, we reveal TOM. He moves to the
	door. Un-zips it slowly.

	INT. TENT

	Tom CRAWLS inside. He raises his KNIFE, only to find they are
	gone!

					TOM
			Dammit!

	EXT. GARDEN

	Tom turns left and DISAPPEARS into the night.

	CUT TO:

	EXT. RAPE FIELD -- NIGHT

	Unaware of the BUNGLED attempt on their lives our two teenage
	heroes move forward.

	QUICKCUT:

	INT. SUSAN'S ROOM -- NIGHT

	Susan is inside her room; it's not decorated yet and looks very
	scruffy. She is sitting on a chair, reading a book in the Twilight.
	We can see she looks pissed that she couldn't come.

	Susan looks up, happens to peer into Rackham's garden, SHE SEES
	TOM. Of course she doesn't recognize him but she sees the knife
	and sees him escaping. 

	Susan grabs her mobile, dials Rackham's number.

	QUICKCUT:

	EXT. RAPE FIELD -- NIGHT

	They are just headed into the middle aisle when:

	DUDLE-LUD-DU-DUDLE-LUD-DU-DUUUU! The phone goes off.

					WOLF
			Is that my phone?

					RACKHAM
			Nope. Mine.
				(Answering)
			Hello?
				(Squeaking)
			Susan? 
				(Squeaking)
			Right...
				(Squeaking)
			Bye.

	He hangs up.

					WOLF
			What'd she want?

					RACKHAM
			Something about someone in my garden
			with a knife. Think she had a dream.

					WOLF
			Huh...yeah.

	They begin walking, a CROP snaps and lands and Wolf's feet,
	he jumps, brings the "AXE" down, chopping it in two. Green
	plant-guts OOZE out. Rackham grins.

					RACKHAM
			How weird.

					WOLF
			Ever thought that maybe the crops 
			are alive and react when with the
			U.F.O's creating these crop circles?

					RACKHAM
			That would explain some things. What
			about that streak of light?

					WOLF
			Who knows? 

					RACKHAM
			Yeah. Good point.

	SOMETHING DARTS JUST IN FRONT OF THEM. They both gasp as it
	disappears. This "Something" is about a dog's size, probably
	an Alsatian's size but much stockier. Wolf's torch goes wild,
	it begins shaking like it was alive in his hand, rolling from
	side to side.

	He drops it and it disappears into the rape. 

	O.S: A SHOTGUN IS COCKED.

	Giles Drake steps out, holding a 12-bor aimed directly at them.

					DRAKE
			Gerrof' my land! Whaddya want here?

					WOLF
			It's me, Richie's boy. We saw a weird flash
			of light and came here. Just to explore, honest.

					DRAKE
			Yar', I believe ya. Been doin' some explorin' myself,	
			got all these goons from the research station
			and U.F.Oologists or whatever they call 'em
			selves now.

	He lowers the gun.

					DRAKE (cont'd)
			G'on, skeddadle.

	He yawns. There's a slight tremor, puts everyone on tenterhooks.

					RACKHAM
			Erm...What was that?

	A FLASH OF MOVEMENT AND DRAKE IS GONE. The crops seem to grow
	and mass around him, sucking him in. Rackham and Wolf charge
	into action, weapons swinging. SLASHING AWAY CHUNKS OF CROP.
	Drake is dead at the bottom. The crops sucking at him, farming
	the farmer himself.

	FREEZEFRAME.

	A few seconds then we:

	UN-FREEZE

	A piece of RAPE grabs Wolf's foot yanks him down.

					WOLF
			Nnooooooo!

					RACKHAM
			Wolf!

	Rackham brings the "Lance" down, it smacks into Wolf's
	ankle and the crop. He breaks free. They don't say anything,
	just run in silent terror.

					TOM (O.S)
			Hey! Get back here!

					RACKHAM
			It's him! Where should we go?

					WOLF
			To that cop my father was talking about.

	They get out of the field and jump into a "den" they made as 
	children. Both of them crawl out into:
	
	EXT. TINY HOUSING ESTATE -- CONTINUOUS

	A row of small bungalows facing a duck pond. Both of them go
	to the one Chambers spoke of.

	EXT. HASSELBAINK'S YARD -- NIGHT

	They appear and begin KNOCKING ON THE DOOR. It finally opens.

					VOICE (O.S)
			Who is it?

					WOLF
			I'm Richie Chambers son. He said I could
			come to you for protection.

	The door opens further. HASSELBAINK comes out. Not how you'd
	expect. He's stocky, huge muscles. With a red headband, bald
	head, sunglasses, an orange waistcoat open over his stomach
	and tattered jeans.

	He holds a REVOLVER on them. When he checks them over with beady
	eyes.

					HASSELBAINK
			Protection? From what?

					RACKHAM
			He...

	RACKHAM					WOLF
	It's terrible, we were in		Everything was freaking	
	the field and things went		mad. The Farmer's dead...
	crazy. We had to run as fast		He got sucke...
	as fast as...
	
					HASSELBAINK
			OKAY! CALM DOWN! DAMMIT! Now did I hear
			something about someone dying?

					RACKHAM
			Yeah! We were snooping around in the
			field, cos we saw a bright light...

					HASSELBAINK
			This is the field where they found the
			crop circle?

					RACKHAM
			Yes, we saw something move ahead of us then
			the Farmer came out, and he was just grabbed...

					HASSELBAINK
			By who?

					RACKHAM
			The crops! There was blood...

					HASSELBAINK

			What? Look is this some...

					RACKHAM
			Please comme with us!

					WOLF
				(Regarding revolver)
			That a Smith & Wesson Compact model
			3913?

					HASSELBAINK
			Correct. I'm impressed.

					RACKHAM
			C'mon Mister...!

					HASSELBAINK
			It's Hasselbaink.

	They turn around, Hasselbaink at their heels. He looks
	slightly embarrassed. Slowly tucking his gun away. A car
	stops near the private parking spaces. LOOMIS, a slimy looking
	University Prof comes out. He looks at Hasselbaink. Grinning.

					LOOMIS
			Taking the kids for a walk are
			we?

					HASSELBAINK
			Shut up, Loomis.

					LOOMIS
				(Grinning)
			Big tough Detective doing a spot of
			babysitting?

	He smiles and heads to his bungalow. Hasselbaink is left 
	Looking like a school-boy embarrassed in front of his
	Gang. He catches up with the kids.

	EXT. FIELD -- NIGHT

	They enter the Oilseed Rape.

					RACKHAM
			It's over here! Quick! Quick!

					HASSELBAINK
			I'm coming.

	They emerge into the aisle. 

	CU -- WOLF & RACKHAM

	Stunned.

	REVERSE ANGLE

	So we realize that everything seems the same. Hasselbaink
	is annoyed.

					HASSELBAINK
			So where is this corpse?

	They both point to where Drake was apparently Murdered.
	Hasselbaink grits his teeth. Moves into the scene.

	HASSELBAINK'S P.O.V --

	A speck of red on one of the buds.

	BACK TO SCENE

					WOLF
			I'm getting a bad feeling about this...

	A LOUD CLICK. Tom and Drake emerge from the field. Drake has
	a SHOTGUN and Tom has his knife. Hasselbaink CIRCLES around,
	GUN IN HAND. It's a Mexican stand-off.

					DRAKE
			What're you doing prowling on my land,
			Hasselbaink?

					HASSELBAINK
			Kids said they saw something. Put the 
			gun down.

	Drake doesn’t.

					DRAKE
			How do I know you're not trying to steal
			my "home-made" fertilizer?

	Hasselbaink doesn't know what to do, keeps the Smith &
	Wesson aimed at Drake. Tom moves to the Kids.

					TOM
			What's wrong boys?

					RACKHAM
				(Points to Drake)
			We saw you! We saw them get you?

	CU - HASSELBAINK

	He is utterly confused, while around him the guys
	argue.

					WOLF (O.S)
			He's lying! Tom attacked us yesterday
			just because we were walking on the side
			of the field. If Dad hadn't of helped us...

					TOM (O.S)
			You were chopping all the crops up with
			your feet.

					RACKHAM (O.S)
			Oh bullshit! LIAR!

					WOLF (O.S)
			If you didn't have that knife I'd kick
			your head into your shoulders!

					TOM (O.S)
			C'mon then, just come and try me...

	Hasselbank COCKS the gun.

					HASSELBAINK
			You touch that kid and your shoulders
			will be missing a frickin' head!

	FULL SHOT

	Tom and Wolf take a step away from each other. Wolf's
	confidence must be admired, as Tom is a foot taller than
	him and with a butcher's knife. Drake is remaining ice
	cold, Shotgun in hand.

	Superimpose: "We saw him die, didn't we?"

	Hasselbaink, like an old gunfighter, keeps his eyes locked
	on the two of them.

	They stare right back. The stare is eventually broken when
	they realize he will fire.

	Drake lowers the gun.

	Hasselbaink follows suit.

					DRAKE
			Guess it must have been a dream the
			kids had. G'on, be off, but don't let
			this happen again.

	Hasselbaink turns to the kids. He begins to walk away.
	Rackham & Wolf turn to look at the Farmers.

	RACKHAM & WOLF'S P.O.V

	Drake stares at them, A COLD GLINT in his eyes. 

	CUT TO:

	EXT. HASSELBAINK'S YARD -- NIGHT

	Hasselbaink comes into his yard. The kids follow him.

					RACKHAM
			D'you believe us?

					HASSELBAINK
			I...I...don't know. Go back and get some
			sleep.
	
					RACKHAM
			What if they come?


					HASSELBAINK
			Look I'm tired okay? I'll think about
			it in the morning.
				(Pause)
			You're just lucky that guy didn't blow
			your arse off. 

	They turn to go, suddenly HASSELBAINK GRABS THEM BOTH AND
	YANKS THEM BACK.

	Both of them struggle, scared. 

	He leans in on them.

					HASSELBAINK (cont'd)
			What did you see? Really?

					RACKHAM
			Honest to God, what we saw was
			true!

	He lets them go. Both of them dash into the night. We stay
	with Hasselbaink as he stares out into the dark night. 

	SHADOWS contrast and contort in the blackness.

	Something is brewing in the night.

	FADE OUT

	FADE IN:

	INT. TENT – MORNING

	Rackham and Wolf slowly stir awake at the same time. They look
	at each other. Expecting to be dead, they are not.

					WOLF
			Did we dream last night?

					RACKHAM
			I don't know.

					WOLF
			Y'know with the Farmer?

					RACKHAM
			Yeah?

					WOLF
			I think we could have imagined that
			then ran to Hasselbaink's. 

					RACKHAM
			He certainly looked a fool.

					WOLF
			How?

					RACKHAM
			Running into the field with a gun.

					WOLF
			A nice gun.

					RACKHAM
			But how can two people dream or imagine
			the same thing.

					WOLF
			I don't know, but when I turned around
			I didn't like what I saw in Drake's eyes...

					RACKHAM
			I know how creepy!

	Rackham moves in and un-zips the tent. Cool air floats in.

	CUT TO:

	INT. OFFICE -- UNIVERSITY -- DAY

	We are in the office of U.F.O-ologist and college lecturer,
	DR. ROBERT WISE. Wise is a lean almost bald guy, with a halo of
	thin brown hair, he is about sixty to sixty-five ish and
	with a thin, if not a little starved look, yet a brilliant
	mind. Wise has just entered and carries a steaming mug
	of coffee.

	He sits behind his oak desk and sets the mug down, watching the
	vapours slowly rise. A SECRETARY enters.

					WISE
			Good morning, Ms. Jenkins.

					SECRETARY
			Morning, Doctor, these were sent in by
			a Mr....Myhill from America.

	She hands him a wad of paper. Wise takes it.

					WISE
			Ah, yes, thank you, Ms. Jenkins. 
			That'll be all.

	She leaves, smiling at him. He scratches his head and opens
	the wad of paper. It is entitled "Cosmic Messages". Slowly
	he turns the cover and begins reading a varied amount of
	classy symbols and various texts.

	The PHONE RINGS. Startling Wise.

	He puts it on speaker.

					WISE
			Hello, this is Robert Wise speaking.
			Doctor of....

					HASSELBAINK (V.O)
			It's Hasselbaink.

					WISE
			Hell! Long time no see, how are things?

					HASSELBAINK (V.O)
			Fine. Sorry to seem abrupt but some
			weird stuff is going on down here. I'd
			like you to come take a look.

					WISE
			What's going on?

					HASSELBAINK (V.O)
			I suppose you've heard of the Marley
			crop Circle?

					WISE
			Uh huh.

					HASSELBAINK (V.O)
			Well a friend's kid and his pal came to
			mine late last night, they were exploring
			the field when apparently the Farmer was
			pulled into the crops somehow and killed.

					WISE
			Sounds a little far fetched...

					HASSELBAINK (V.O)
			That's what I thought, but they seemed
			terrified. So I good a gun just in case
			and went over to the field, 'cos in these
			situations I find it is always best to
			be safe rather'n sorry.

					WISE
			Yes. Don't keep me in suspense, continue.

					HASSELBAINK (V.O)
			We got down there, the Kids were annoyed
			'cos they couldn't see anything. Unless
			they'd planned it out first it seemed pretty
			real, there were even specks of red on the
			buds.

					WISE
			I see.

					HASSELBAINK (V.O)
			Oh BTW this was the field where the circles
			where.
				(Pause)
			Yeah and then the Farmer and the farm hand
			come out after us. I had to draw my gun! Because
			The Farmer had a shotgun and the helper had
			a knife. If I hadn't of pretended I thought
			the kids were dreaming I swore they would've
			tried something. So we got back and I thought it
			would be best to call you.

					WISE
			This was a good idea.

					HASSELBAINK (V.O)	
			So whaddaya think?

					WISE
			Well, it’s a hard one that. But I have some
			Free periods today so I’ll be down shortly.
			I’ll bring my apprentice with me.

					HASSELBAINK (V.O)
			Think something's going on?

					WISE
			I couldn't be at liberty to say. But
			remember:
				(Pause)
			"Enter with an open mind and you 
			might just discover the truth".

	He hangs up. Wise turns the speaker off and takes a
	drink of coffee. The door opens. HELEN, the flat-looking
	apprentice enters.

	She holds a series of heavy books with her.

					HELEN
			Your order came in, Dr.

					WISE
			Get your stuff, Helen, we're going to
			Marley.

	CUT TO:

	EXT. PLAYING FIELD -- LATER

	Rackham, Susan and Wolf sit on the swings.

					SUSAN
				(After hearing their
				story)
			Well, certainly sounds a bit made up.

					RACKHAM	
			We're not sure, it coulda been a crazy
			double dream.

					SUSAN
			Aliens, they're just a big lump of twaddle.

					WOLF
			Who said anything about Aliens? 

					RACKHAM
			Wel...I...

	He stops. Wolf has a good point.

					WOLF
			It could just be two stupid kids makin...

	His phone rings.

					WOLF
			Hello?

					CHAMBERS (V.O)
			All right?

					WOLF
			Hi dad. Yeah I'm okay.

					CHAMBERS (V.O)
			Did you manage to survive the night?

					WOLF
				(Grins)
			Yeah.
	
					CHAMBERS (V.O)
			Musta been bloody cold out there.

					WOLF
			Yeah it was.

					CHAMBERS (V.O)
			Are you comin' back for lunch?

					WOLF
			Yes. Why?

					CHAMBERS (V.O)
			I'm just gonna be out on a job, won't be
			back till one. So you can either have
			dinner with Lee or get yaself something.

					WOLF
			Right, I'll see.

					CHAMBERS (V.O)
			Okay, bye.

					WOLF
			Bye, dad.

	He hangs up. As they are about to talk a group of TEEN VOICES
	distract them.

					VOICE#1
			Oh, call from daddy?

					VOICE#2
			Sad acts, I'm surprised you're allowed
			out on your own.

	They turn to see their arch-enemies. A small gang unaffectionatly
	called "Gang Rape". Rackham used to be part of this gang. The
	gang pull in on their BMX bikes. Ready for a FIGHT.

	There's AL FERLOE, the fat one, thinks he's funny, self-appointed
	leader. BARROWES, big-mouth, thinks he's so hard. BRADY, a small
	kid looking more Chimpanzee than human and AARON, "the tough one".
	There are two things this lot need: A haircut and a good beating.

					RACKHAM
			Uh oh.

	He knows there's gonna be trouble.

					AL
			Nice slut, Rackham, where'd you pick
			her up? Or is that your mother?

	An uproar of laughter.

					RACKHAM
				(Through gritted teeth)
			Shut...up...

					AL
			What was that? Did he say he's got goofy
			teeth?

					BRADY
			Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh.

					BARROWES
			Chambers, ya fuckin' geek. How
			are ya?

	He moves his fist towards Wolf, Wolf tenses ready to block.
	They laugh.

					BARROWES (cont'd)
			Don't shit yaself.

	More laughter. 
	
					SUSAN
			Get a life!

	A pause. Aaron spits in her face. More laughter.

					AARON
			That was a good one.

					BRADY
			Oooh...he's getting stressed!

	Rackham begins to hot up. Aaron leans in.

					AARON
			What ya gonna do, hard man?

					RACKHAM
			You shouldn't have done that.
			Never mess with me, my friends or
			my girlfriend.

					BARROWES
			Sorry, I thought the friend was your
			girlfriend.

	Laughter.

	RACKHAM POUNCES.

	Susan shivers.

	Wolf looks straight ahead.

	Rackham is on top of Aaron, kicking, punching, and wrestling.
	He takes him to the floor.

	As they fight Barrowes steps forward, we think he's about
	to hit Wolf, but KICKS Susan right under the chin.

					SUSAN
			Aagh...

	She falls off the side.

					WOLF
			What did she ever do to you, ya
			c***?

	Susan is holding her chin, which is bleeding.

	Barrowes closes on Wolf.

					BARROWES
			What ya gonna do, fatman?

	Barrowes reveals a small "key-ring" like penknife. Wolf
	doesn't even blink, (Note: Wolf's favourite hero is The
	Bounty Hunter from "For a few dollars more" in all action
	scenes this is how he will act).	

	Rackham is meanwhile being kicked by Al, Brady and Aaron,
	Aaron has a bloody nose and is particularly pissed.

	Barrowes stands, blade out waiting for something to happen.

	Wolf just looks at him.

					BARROWES
			Thought I was scary in school?

					WOLF
			Not really.

					BARROWES
			Well when I'm outa school I do what
			I want.

	Wolf pulls a bigger knife, not a Swiss army knife but an
	older, army knife. He clicks the blade open.

					BARROWES (cont'd)
				(Grinning)
			Ha...that things as old as a...

	Wolf SLASHES his hand open. Blood trickles. Barrowes'
	eyes go wide. Wolf puts away his knife. KICKS Barrowes
	in the midriff. He turns and KICKS him again, same place,
	Barrowes drops over the fence and into a small ditch.

	We go back to poor Rackham. He manages to grab Brady's
	foot and PULL HARD. Causing Brady to drop. But Al stops
	to pick him up.

	Wolf SUDDENLY LEAPS ONTO the much bigger kid (Al's) back.
	He SLAMS him to the gravel. They end up on the floor, rolling
	around like Dean Martin and the Outlaw near the end of
	"Rio Bravo".

	Rackham grabs a sharp stone, JAMS IT IN AARON'S SHIN.

	He gets up, KICKS AARON MERCILESSLY ONTO THE GROUND.

					RACKHAM
			NEVER EVER COME DOWN MY PARK AND 
			MESS ME AROUND...

	Al and Wolf are up now and Al PUNCHES Wolf in the face,
	sends him back a little bit. Al punches him again and
	again. Wolf CRUMPLES. Al sends a foot his way.

	Barrowes is meanwhile pulling himself out of the ditch.
	He looks mad. Correction: He is mad. We see him with 
	the knife drawn. Ready for action.

					AL
			All yours.

	Barrowes and Rackham accidentally collide, Barrowes ELBOWS
	him in the cheek.

	Wolf is desperately trying to pull away. Al grabs him.

					AL (cont'd)
			Oh no you don't!

	Wolf leans behind a white post. Al pulls him out. 

	CRUNCH! Al goes down.


					BRADY
			What happened?

	Wolf stands up with the "Axe"; he throws the "Lance" to Rackham,
	who catches. Wolf begins hitting Al with the "Axe". The tables
	have turned and will stay on this side.

	Barrowes grabs a handful of stones, he moves to throw but the
	"Axe" beats him to it and HITS HIM FULL IN THE FACE.

	Rackham beats Aaron to the ground leaving only Brady, standing weak
	and scared near the ditch. Both move over him, holding their sticks.

					BRADY
			F*** off! W...y...you won't stand a
			chance!

	A long pause.





					BRADY (cont'd)
			Drop the sticks, it's unfair.

					RACKHAM
			It's unfair four on two.

					BRADY
			I'll kick your arses!

					RACKHAM/WOLF
			Shut up!

	They both WHACK Brady at the same time, he rolls sideways
	into the ditch.

	Long pause.

					WOLF
			Well, I've been wanting to do that
			for a long while!

					RACKHAM
			Yeah. Let's check Susannah.

	They move away from the fight scène and onto to Susan.
	She is sitting up and only has a tiny cut on her chin.
	Rackham hugs her.

					RACKHAM (cont'd)
			Are you okay?

	The others begin to get up; all of them slowly leave,
	but Barrowes doesn't. He CHARGES, jumps over the fence
	and goes for Wolf, knocking the axe from his hand.

	FISTS FLY.

	Barrowes is on the floor again. Al and Aaron brave it
	and go to pick him up. Susan SPITS in Aaron's face, all
	he can do is just pull his injured friend away and stare.

	The gang watch them go. Bloody, Battered but proud.

					SUSAN
			Yeah, I'm okay, just a cut chin.

	Gang Rape leaves. Beaten, bloody and embarrassed. Four to two!
	And they freaking lost.

	Wolf's phone goes off.

					WOLF
			Ah-ha, it's Tori.

	He steps off a little way intent on phone sex. We stay
	with Rackham and Susan.

					RACKHAM
			D'you love me?

					SUSAN
			Y...yes. Why?

	Donny Osmond's "So what am I so afraid of?" plays.

					RACKHAM
			I just wondered. Being loved is
			good. I love love!

	Wolf STORMS into frame.

					WOLF	
			Bitch! She said apparently we need time
			to breathe! In other words she dumped
			me!

	Susan hugs him.
		
					SUSAN
			Aw, bad luck, Wolfman.

	CUT TO:

	INT. KITCHEN (HASSELBAINK'S) -- DAY

	We're inside the house, it's okay, tidier than you would
	expect. Just needs a dishwasher....
      WISE, appears in frame. He walks over to the kettle and
	moves it to the tap. Once the water goes in he takes it
	back to the heater, places it on and clicks the "On"
	button.

					WISE
			So, Hasselbaink, are you gonna show
			us the field?

					HASSELBAINK (O.S)
			Yeah, once you've had your drink.

	Wise makes a cup of black coffee. We follow him out.

	INT. LOUNGE -- CONTINUOUS

	Wise moves in and sits on the sofa, near Helen. Hasselbaink
	is drinking some pure orange juice. They sit in silence for
	a beat, then:

					HELEN
			Think we're on the verge of an invasion?

					WISE
			No, Helen, I don't think we're on the
			verge of an Invasion. To start who
			said we were even dealing with aliens?

					HASSELBAINK
			Well, they are crop circles...
	
					WISE
			They could also be hoaxes.

					HELEN
			Yeah. We're probably here for no reason
			at all. Just a waste of time.

					WISE
			Don't go making assumptions until we've
			seen what's on offer.

	Wise takes a drink.

					WISE (cont'd)
			Strong coffee.

					HASSELBAINK
			Nescafe, the Coloumbian type.

					WISE
				(Smiles)
			Quite.

	Wise knocks the drink back. He moves into the kitchen,
	dispatches the mug and comes back in.

					WISE
			Ready to go?

	Helen gets up, Hasselbaink follows suit after drinking
	his juice.

	QUICKCUT:

	EXT. SURROUNDING BUNGALOWS -- DAY

	They come out of the house and past the pond. Hasselbaink
	points to our heroes.

					HASSELBAINK
			Those are the kids.

					WISE
			I see, well we can see them shortly.	
			I have a few questions about this 
			death and the ray of light.

					HELEN
			It's all bullshit.




					WISE
			No need for expletives, Helen.

	Hasselbaink leads them to the path which leads us to the
	Oilseed Rape field.

					HASSELBAINK
			Can you see where the crops have been
			cut?

	They get into the field. Only to find the three Agricultural
	people from earlier. Crosby, Janet and Jorgens. They look
	angrily at them, almost a scowl. Wise, as cool as ice, heads
	to them. Extends a hand.

					WISE
			Dr. Robert Wise, Paranormal investigator.
			I believe this is the area that the circle
			was made?

					JORGENS	
			We all ready have people on this job. I'm
			Phil Jorgens. This is Janet Moss and that's
			William Crosby. We work at the agricultural
			area. 

					WISE
			I see. Any ideas as to what happened?

					CROSBY
			Nope. Haven't seen Farmer Drake for a while
			though. Guess he's on business somewhere.

					HASSELBAINK
			He wasn't last night.

					JANET
			Wasn't he?

	Wise moves forward and begins pacing up and down the circle,
	taking in everything. He takes a few photos with a Digital 
	camera.

					CROSBY
			Hey, who said anything about photos?
			Gimme the camera.

					WISE
			Get your own.

	He puts the camera inside his pocket. Hasselbaink points to
	the buds which had (and still have) red streaks on them.

					HASSELBAINK
			I think that's blood, don't you?

	Wise bends down. He and Helen scrutinize it.

					HELEN
			Looks like dried blood.

	Crosby pulls his arm away.

					WISE
			What was that for?

					JORGENS
			We can't have you around here, you see
			this is Mr. Drake's property and he is
			testing a new type of fertilizer on the 
			crops.

					WISE
			I see, well I will leave you now.

	Wise and his party leave. Jorgens, Crosby and Janet
	watch them till they disappear O.S.

					CROSBY
			I don't mind him looking, just not
			when we're testing.

	A slight TREMOR. Crosby is plucked from sight. The 
	two friends look around, they see him being dragged
	into the crops. A small, stifled scream. Little louder
	than a muted voice. Then silence.

					JANET
			Where'd he go?

					JORGENS
			He's in there! Something got him! S...

	Crosby steps out, looking angry. Cold glints in his eyes.
	He strikes a mean smile to his two companions. Jorgens
	steps up to him.

					CROSBY
				(Slightly slurred)
			Come, my brothers and sisters, join the
			cause.

					JANET
			What cause?

					CROSBY
			It's beautiful...

	A sharp YELLOW FLASH darts from Crosby's forehead to Janet.
	Janet STAMMERS, she was just about to say something. Crosby
	watches her eagerly. Jorgens doesn't know what to think.
	
	Janet's eyes CRUST over. Until they disappear into her face.
	All her features appear to just SUCK INTO HER. Making just an
	empty face. 

					JORGENS
			Janet? Janet?
				(Turns to look at
				 Crosby)
			What'd you do to her?

	Jorgens PUNCHES Crosby across the face, he staggers back a little
	bit.

	Janet's face is suddenly PLUCKED back in with a loud pop.
	
	Jorgens turns, but a BOLT OF YELLOW flashes to him. He looks,
	SHOCKED. Janet smiles. Her features BUBBLING and POPPING back
	into place.

	Jorgens looks shocked for a second, and then he SMILES.

	CUT TO:

	INT. PARK -- SAMETIME

	Susan has gone but Rackham and Wolf still sit on the fence. Soaking
	in the positive vibes of battle. Wise, Helen and Hasselbaink come
	up to them. They recognize Hasselbaink instantly.

					RACKHAM
			What's wrong?

					WISE
			Are you Lee Rackham?

					WOLF
			Are you the F.B.I?

					WISE
			No. I'm Doctor Robert Wise, Paranormal

			Investigator. I also work at the A.E.A.
			As a lecturer. You are Wolf Chambers?

					WOLF C
			Yeah.

					HASSELBAINK
			Good fight?

					RACKHAM
			How'd you know there was a fight?

					HASSELBAINK
			Well the cuts and the sense of pride.
			I guess you won?

					RACKHAM
			Yeah.

					WISE
			As a Paranormal Investigator I'd like to
			ask you a few questions about last night.

					WOLF
				(Leaning in on him)	
			There's something out there, Doctor, and
			I don't like it.

					WISE
			I respect your thoughts Mr. Chambers. But
			what is out there exactly?

					WOLF
			You believe us?

					WISE
			Of course I do. It's my job, chaps.

					RACKHAM
			It started when we went exploring in the
			field the other day. It was a cool afternoon
			and we were walking through when we got that
			feeling of being watched. Nothing really happened
			just really weird sounds and we thought we
			glimpsed a few things. Then we went to the field
			and the farm helper was acting really weird.
				(Pause)
			If his dad wasn't there the guy would have killed
			us.

					WISE
			You mean he was covering something up?

					RACKHAM
			Yeah. Probably. And last night we saw this
			really weird light, just for a second so
			we went to the field and the Farmer caught
			us.
				(Pause)
			And you wanna know the really weird part?
			They came alive and took him.

					WISE
			Who?

					RACKHAM
			THE CROPS!

					WISE
			The crops...?

					WOLF
			But we saw something really small run
			in front of us, just bigger'n a dog.

					WISE
			I...see...

	Wise steps away.

					WISE (cont'd)
			Well I'll leave you now.

	FADE TO:

	EXT. WOLF'S YARD -- SOON

	Wolf's bike pulls in. His father pops out from working
	on a truck.

					CHAMBERS
			You're back late.
				(Looks at him)
			Had a fight?

					WOLF
			How'd you know?

					CHAMBERS
			I've been in enough fights in my time to
			know.

					WOLF
			Any dinner left over?

					CHAMBERS
			Just get y'self a roll and a bag of crisps.




	CUT TO:

	EXT. DEAD FIELD -- DAY

	Three figures MARCHING	 through a dirty field.

	PAN IN to find, Crosby, Janet and Jorgens. They walk at
	a fast pace than usual. As if needing to get somewhere
	on time.

	We PAN AROUND to see their target the Farmer's house.
	All three "Aliens" reach it.

	EXT. FARMER'S HOUSE -- CONTINUOUS
	
	They begin BANGING on the door. Not stopping until it is opened.
	Farmer Drake's DEAD EYES stare into their DEAD EYES.

	A moment of composure.

	Drake opens the door fuller, they dejectedly enter.

	INT. DRAKE'S HOUSE -- CONTINUOUS

	Every wall, piece of furniture and anything else has been
	knocked out and taken away. Leaving an empty husk. 

	In the middle of it all is a fully-constructed U.F.O. Someone
	appears from under it.

	No prizes for guessing that it's TOM. Behind him is ARNOLD,
	a once rugged looking man, now infected like the rest. Arnold
	and Tom looks pleased.

					TOM
			It has been constructed. The time for
			Harvesting is nigh.

	Tom steps back. The other four stare and the "U.F.O".
	

					DRAKE
			We wait for the night.

	CUT TO:

	INT. RACKHAM'S LOUNGE -- DAY

	The blinds are down again, Donna sits on a PC in the corner,
	while Marvin and Rackham are battling away on the X-box,
	gunshots and explosions can be heard from all angles. Donna
	turns to the screen from her game of Solitaire.

					DONNA
			Did you find the fly swatter?

					MARVIN/RACKHAM
			Shush!

	They continue playing; we go to reveal the game is "Halo 2".
	As they battle the onslaught of aliens on there, little does
	they know they will be doing it for real in no time at
	all. Marvin's character gets killed.

	Rackham laughs while they wait for Marvin to be respawned,
	Marvin taps him over the head with the Controller. Rackham
	tosses a grenade into the hallway. Blows two Hunters up.
	He pops back out, fires a burst from the Shotgun.

					MARVIN
				(Now being respawned)
			You need the spike gun.

					RACKHAM
			That's shit.

					MARVIN
			Just try it.

	Marvin is respawned only to be BLOWN AWAY. Rackham cracks
	up.

	CUT TO:

	"RESEARCH" MONTAGE

	1. Wise, on hands and knees, crawling on the Oilseed
	   Rape field. Using various tools and high tech garb.

	2. Wise studying PHOTOS of the crop circles.

	3. Wise on the phone.

	4. Wise talking on the phone, with Hasselbaink drinking
	   Coors in the b.g.

	5. Helen listening intently while Wise shows her an
	   ancient book.

	6. Wise searching the internet on Hasselbaink's laptop.


	5. Wise making a phone call.

	FINALLY WE CUT TO:

	INT. LOOMIS' KITCHEN -- DAY

	Loomis, the slimy looking Professor from before is in his 
	almost creepily tidy kitchen. He finishes a cheese sandwich
	and puts the dish into the dishwasher. WE WATCH him finish
	a cup of tea, then place the cup in the washer.

	Loomis moves to a book, a Mills & Boon romance novel! Suddenly
	someone goes past his window. He jumps back, but then the 
	DOORBELL GOES. Loomis hides the book under a newspaper and heads
	into the hallway.

	INT. HALLWAY

	Loomis opens the door and WISE stands there.

					WISE
			Loomis. 

					LOOMIS
			Robert. What brings you here?

					WISE
			Strictly business.

					LOOMIS
			Oh. Come in.

	INT. KITCHEN

	They enter. Loomis opens a small pot. Takes a KING EDWARD
	cigar out from it.

					LOOMIS
			So, what's wrong?

					WISE
			Heard about the local crop circle?

					LOOMIS
				(Cutting end out of
				 cigar)
			Yeah.

					WISE
			Well we go some kids poking around it and
			weird things have happened. But the crop
			circle isn't actually a circle, in fact
			it's a character from an ancient text.

					LOOMIS
			What?

					WISE
			Well as you are a Professor of languages
			I thought you could identify it to me.

	He hands him close up photographs of the crop circle.

					LOOMIS
			Well, things are clearly inscribed into
			it. They look Latin...

					WISE
			Are they?

					LOOMIS
			No. Got a light?

	CLOSE ON

	Loomis, studying the images. Wise's hand appears with
	a lit match, he lights the cigar. Loomis takes a long,
	exaggerated puff.

					LOOMIS
			Yes. I'll give you a call when
			I can. Probably later today, as I
			have some marking to do.

					WISE (O.S)
			Well I gotta leave, I'm staying with
			Hasselbaink tonight, so call me there.

					LOOMIS
				(Blowing smoke rings)
			Ah yes. Hasselbaink...

	BACK TO SCENE

	Wise stands up. Watches a SMOKE RING dissolve into the
	roof.

					WISE
			Right, bye.

					LOOMIS
				(Interested)
			I'll call you.

	They both leave frame. Sounds of a door shutting and being
	LOCKED. Loomis comes back in. Smoking his cigar. He takes
	the photos and rifles through them. One catches his interest
	over all and he studies it further.

	After doing so he drops them and picks up the book. 

	CUT TO:

	Superimpose: Hours later.

	INT. LOOMIS' STUDY -- EVENING

	Loomis is looking intently into the photo. He turns to
	a computer screen. Nodding his head.

	Loomis picks up the phone. Dials.

					HASSELBAINK (V.O)
			Yeah?

					LOOMIS
			Can I speak to Robert Wise please.

					WISE (V.O)
			Hello?

					LOOMIS
			It's Loomis. Got your information.

	QUICKCUT:

	INT. HASSELBAINK'S LIVING ROOM

	Wise on the phone.

					LOOMIS (V.O)
			The language is Hebrew. It's something
			like "Harvest moon" or "Harvest Doom".

					WISE
			I see. Thank you, Professor Loomis.

					LOOMIS (V.O)
			'Sokay, glad to help.

	He hangs up. 





					WISE
			I'm going into the kitchen, I need to
			study.

					HASSELBAINK
			For what?

					WISE
			"It". I've gathered enough evidence to
			determine what is going on.

					HASSELBAINK
			Which is?

					WISE
			You'll see.

	Wise leaves frame. Helen looks up from her novel.

					HELEN
			He must have a lot on his mind.

					HASSELBAINK
			Never known him so moody.

					HELEN
			Obviously you don't know him very well,
			then.
	
					HASSELBAINK
			Guess I don't.

					HELEN
			Think the Apocalypse is coming.

					HASSELBAINK
			How do I know.
				(Pause)
			I just hope they have beer in the
			afterlife.

	Hasselbaink is cleaning his Smith & Wesson, it shines with
	clean.

					HELEN
			Why do you have so many guns?

					HASSELBAINK
			When I was young I saw a bank robbery,
			the robber was my father. He had a gun
			and it shined so brightly...I just like
			the shininess. Not the horror that they
			bring.
				(He is lost in thought)

	Helen goes back to the book.

					HASSELBAINK
			Have you ever shot someone?

					HELEN
			No.

					HASSELBAINK
			Good.

					HELEN
			Have you?

	Hasselbaink doesn't answer.

					HELEN (cont'd)
			Well? Have you?

					HASSELBAINK
			I was a Royal Marine for six years.
			
					HELEN
			No offence. But why do you dress like
			a hippie?

					HASSELBAINK
			It's a free world.
	
	Helen nods--it is.

	INT. KITCHEN

	Wise, wearing glasses, sits at a table. Behind him is the
	front door. With it's four panes of pearly glass and green,
	tattered paint. Wise looks at a piece of paper. It finalizes
	it. He drops the glasses to the floor, shakes his head.

	After a minute he bangs his head a few times on the table,
	silent.

	MUSICAL STINGER

	A face appears in the door. After a moment we catch our 
	breath realizing it is only Loomis.

	THE DOORBELL RINGS.

					WISE
			I'll get it.

	He gets up. He puts a few magazines onto the papers, covering
	them from unwanted eyes.

	The bell rings.

					WISE
			ALL RIGHT! I'm coming!

	He opens the door. Loomis looks at him. He smiles.

					WISE (cont'd)
			Loomis, quick, come in.

	Loomis smiles again.

					LOOMIS
			Did you know that a smiley world is
			a happy world?

					WISE
			What?

	Loomis grins.

					WISE 
				(Shocked)
			I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE! GET AWAY, FREAK!

	Loomis grabs The Doctor, yanking him forwards. A yellow
	flash passes from forehead to forehead.

	Wise struggles, clawing at Loomis. He trips over a chair.
	CRASHES TO THE FLOOR.

					HASSELBAINK (O.S)
			What's going on in there?

					LOOMIS
			It's me, Loomis. Dr. Wise just dropped
			his glasses.

					WISE
				(Screaming)
			HASSELBAINK! Get out of there...oooh...

	The change finishes. Wise looks up with saucer-like eyes
	of hatred for the world. 

	QUICKCUT:

	THE SMALL HOUSING ESTATE
	
	The "Aliens" are going from door to door, infecting the
	patrons.

	QUICKCUT:

	EXT. PARK

	Rackham and Wolf sit at the far corner, chatting.

	BACK TO:

	INT. KITCHEN

	Helen and Hasselbaink come in.

					WISE
			Hello, Helen, good of you to come.

	The lightning bolt flashes. They turn to Hasselbaink.

	INT. SITTING ROOM

	Hasselbaink dives into the room. He grabs the Revolver.

	Loomis comes in. BANG...BANG...Hasselbaink shoots him
	through the head.

	Loomis lets out a brief SHRIEK. Hasselbaink rolls behind
	the SOFA. Loomis looks up, green pours from his head.
	Helen shuffles in behind him, KNOCKING his corpse from
	her way.

	Hasselbaink ducks out, right in front of Helen! A flash
	of yellow, but Hasselbaink moves quicker, he uses the gun
	to REFLECT the ray back to Helen, blinding her.

	Two more ALIENS enter. Both of them very elderly. Hasselbaink
	panics, he grabs a CHAIR, circles and HURLS it through the
	window. It almost smashes it. Hasselbaink grabs the chair and
	whacks again. Meanwhile the OLD ALIENS are right behind.

	EXT. HASSELBAINK'S BACK YARD 

	Hasselbaink PLUNGES out in a HAIL OF GLASS. He lands on his
	side. Pops the chamber of the gun open. FOUR ROUNDS LEFT.
	Hasselbaink checks in his pocket, luckily he has some
	SPEEDLOADERS.

	FOLLOW HASSELBAINK as he reaches the hedge. Helen STUMBLES
	out, semi-blind. She lets out an INHUMAN SCREECH at Hasselbaink.
	Hasselbaink RUNS into the hedge.

	EXT. NEIGHBOURS YARD

	Hasselbaink rolls over the white picket fencing. THE NEIGHBOURS
	FAT DAUGHTER, about eighteen, rushes to him. VENOM in her eyes.

	BANG...Hasselbaink fires. Doesn't look back. He runs out of the
	gate.

	EXT. DIRT ROAD LEADING TO ROAD

	Hasselbaink runs out, a Reno comes TEARING down at him, middle-aged
	driver desperate to escape the menace, in true N.Y.P.D fashion
	Hasselbaink rolls PAINFULLY over the bonnet. Landing hard on his
	shoulder.

	The Reno luckily dodges a few ALIENS and escapes. Hasselbaink turns
	and jumps into a dirty ditch by the side.

	EXT. SIDE OF FIELD -- CONTINUOUS

	Hasselbaink comes out into the field. As he does he notices in
	HORROR that it is the Oilseed Rape field! He turns, only to find
	Wise blocking his way. Maniacal grin. Hasselbaink draws the Revolver
	and aims it at his head.

	Wise doesn't even flinch.

					WISE
			Your old, Hasselbaink, old men need
			rest. I know a place where you can
			rest until you die. A land where
			you can be peaceful. A land we need
			to harvest.

	Wise KNOCKS the gun from Hasselbaink's hands. Hasselbaink retreats	
	a step or two. Wise smiles.

					WISE
			COME ON! Come with me, Hasselbaink,
			come over the rainbow...live beyond
			the barrier of reality!

	Hasselbaink dodges back from him. Wise walks forth, arms extended,
	a ma grin on his face. He LAUGHS, insanely.

					WISE (cont'd)
			A smiley world is a happy world.

	Hasselbaink takes a BIRO from his hand, STABS Wise in the side.
	GREEN drips out of him. He stabs Wise in the other side, leaves
	the pen protruding from his side. Hasslebaink KICKS it further
	inside.

	Wise walks forward, GREEN everywhere. He lets it drip, nice and 
	gorily. Hasselbaink moves for the gun.

	But he has competition; THREE OF THE CROPS are stretching out to
	reach it. Hasselbaink anticipates this competition. STAMPS on
	all three of them. Tearing them apart. He grabs the gun, LEVELS
	IT ON WISE. Pulls the hammer bank.

					WISE
			Be free!

					HASSELBAINK
			How about you shut up?

	Hasselbaink FIRES THREE SHOTS. Wise is torn back by each one.
	FALLS TO THE GROUND. Hasselbaink steps over him, suddenly the
	HUMAN WISE looks up at Hasselbaink.

					WISE
			It...it's the crops...they're...
			doing it...burn 'em...burn 'em
			all...oooooooghh...

	He gestures to the field then goes motionless. Hasselbaink
	is left standing there, breathing heavy in the night air.

	FADE OUT

	Superimpose: A minute or two later

	FADE IN:

	INT. SUSAN'S HOME -- EVENIGN

	Susan is in the kitchen, stirring some soup. Her parents
	are out. On the radio "All I want for Christmas" is playing.
	She mouths along. Slowly stirring the soup.

	The doorbell goes. Susan moves out of frame.

	INT. PORCH

	Susan opens the door. Her Neighbour is standing there.

					SUSAN
			Mr. Royce?

					ROYCE
			Join the harvest, love.

	A lightning bolt FLASHES between them.

	CUT TO:

	Superimpose: A few minutes earlier

	EXT. PARK -- EVENING

	Oblivious to the goings-on of the night, Rackham and Wolf
	are chatting to one another. 

					RACKHAM
			Guess that Alien thing was all
			Paranoia.

					WOLF
			Well didn't amount to anything, did it?

	Wolf plays with his "Axe" stick.

					RACKHAM
			Yeah. Look it's that guy Watson. The one
			with the Impreza. He's coming toward us.

					WOLF
			What the hell does he want?

					RACKHAM
				(Standing up)
			Hey, Mr. Watson, what's up?

	WATSON just walks straight towards them, grinning maliciously.
	Rackham looks around, seeing the WARZONE.

					RACKHAM (cont'd)
			Wolf, I think something weird is going on.

	RACKHAM IS GRABBED BY WATSON. Watson KICKS him in the stomach.

					WATSON
			Hello, boys. How's life?

	Wolf HITS Watson atop the skull with the "Axe". Watson staggers.
	Rackham goes for his legs, taking them out from under him. Watson
	FALLS.

	A FORKED TOUNGE shoots out of his mouth, DASHING at them.

	Rackham PANICS.

	Wolf calmly draws Barrowes' pen-knife (he picked it up) and
	PINS the tongue to the ground. He stamps down on the knife,
	sticking it in further.

	Watson hisses angrily. Rackham KICKS him.

	Wolf looks up at what's going on.

					WOLF
			The Invasion Has Begun!

	A horrified pause. Both boys look. 

					RACKHAM
			What do we do?

					WOLF
			The parents! We have to save the parents!

	Wolf turns a dramatic pause. He SHAKES Rackham's pause.

					WOLF (cont'd)
			Guess we hafta split. See you at the
			end of the rainbow, old boy.

					RACKHAM
			Never thought I'd say this but, I'm
			Scared.

	They embrace. Two best friends in the face of CARNAGE.

					RACKHAM
			Best run separate ways. 

	Wolf nods. Both them nod to each other and run. 

	FOLLOW RACKHAM

	He goes away from the main entrance, drops his Lance and
	RUNS FULL PELT. He gets to the edge of the field and crouches
	in the ditch while a HORDE of Aliens go past.

					SUSAN (O.S)
			There's a young human! There! 


					RACKHAM
				(Horrified)
			Susan?!? Susan?!?

	The Aliens stop, CONFUSED. Looking around. Confused.


					ROYCE (O.S)
			Just move, we'll eliminate the survivors
			in the second wave.

	THEY CHARGE OFF.

					RACKHAM
			Wolf...

	Rackham steps out of the ditch, runs across a small plank
	leading into:

	EXT. ROAD -- CONTINUOUS

	Rackham runs into the road. Eyes SCANNING the place. Aliens
	chase cars, motorbikes and humans everywhere.

	Rackham RUNS across to his house. 

	EXT. RACKHAM'S YARD 

	He runs in, finds an Alien trying to get in. Slowly Rackham
	looks for a weapon, QUIETLY planning his ASSUALT. Finally he
	grabs a LARGE BRICK. Rackham CREEPS up on tip-toes behind the
	MAD ALIEN.

	CLOSE ON

	The Alien, that of an older woman as CRUNCH: She disappears
	from frame.

	BACK TO SCENE

	Rackham knocks wildly.

					RACKHAM
			Let me in! QUICK! QUICK!

					MARVIN (O.S)
			I'm armed, step away from the freaking
			door.

					RACKHAM
			IT'S ME! LEE!

	The door opens, Marvin grabs Lee, YANKS him out of frame.

	CUT TO:

	INT. RACKHAM'S PORCH 

	Marvin, armed with a METAL POLE looks at Rackham. 

					MARVIN
			I and your mum were so worried.
			We wanted to see you.

	Marvin smiles. Rackham moves past him to get into the
	house. MARVIN HITS HIM. Sending Rackham to the floor.

					MARVIN 
			A smiley world IS a happy world!

	Rackham lets a SCREAM OR RAGE, TUGS MARVIN'S FEET
	FROM HIM. Donna comes through. She smiles.

					DONNA
			My beautiful son.

	Rackham TRIES TO STEER OUT OF HER WAY. Too late.

	A FLASH of light shoots in-between them. Rackham drops
	to the floor, STRUGGLING with himself.

					MARVIN
			Don't fight it, just let the death 
			float in you. Let it swim with you
			mind.

	Rackham gets up. His eyes CRUST over....

	FADE TO:

	EXT. NEAR DEN 

	Wolf moves through and drags his BIKE OUT. Susan and
	her PALS are at his heels. Wolf turns and LOBS the axe
	at them. TAKING Royce and another one out. A LOUD BANG,
	everyone turns.

	Rackham, Marvin and Donna RACE out. All of them after Wolf.

					WOLF
			Bloodyhell, I certainly attract a 	
			crowd.
				(Sees Rackham)
			Bollocks.

	Susan GRABS at his wheel, SLIPS. Wolf RUNS over her hand.

					SUSAN
			BASTARD!

	EXT. ROAD

	Wolf BURSTS out, PUSHING himself to depths he didn't even know
	he had. "Gang Rape" come out from somewhere, all part of
	the Alien Race. Wolf looks around, STILL CYCLING LIKE A MANIAC.
	Is he the only one left? Should he let himself belong to this
	fast seeping craze, or will it die out like "Pokemon" and "Yo-yos".

	Nope, he has to keep fighting. Can't let them get him, this
	is his life and FUCK them if they wanna take it from him.

	Wolf MANAGES to escape the immediate attentions of the others
	and is FAST making his way home. A BODY drops out of a window.
	
	Wolf CALMLY dodges it.

	BACK WITH

	Rackham, Susan and co.

			  		RACKHAM
			Damn him! He's going to his home!

					SUSAN
			Don't worry, lover, we have patrols
			there.

	CUT TO:

	EXT. CORNER OF FIELD -- SAME TIME

	Hasselbaink stands looking over the dead Wise. He lowers
	his Revolver. As he does Drake STEPS OUT OF NOWHERE.

	Hasselbaink doesn't even hesitate...BANG...his final
	round KNOCKS Drake down.

	He clicks a SPEEDLOADER into place.	Circles and WASTES
	Drake with another shot...BLAM! He stops and listens to
	the screams. Wise's voice echoes in his head:

					WISE (V.O)
			...burn 'em...burn 'em
			all...

					HASSELBAINK
				(Self)
			Fuel...must have...fuel.

	He runs along the edge of the field, past the area where
	Chambers beat up Tom. He looks from backyard to backyard,
	hoping to see some barrels or cans with which to start the
	fight.
	
	An Alien notices him. She RUSHES over to the fence, eager
	to reach him.

	BANG...BANG...He just lifts the gun and fires, tired, dejected
	and repulsed at the proceedings.

	Hasselbaink hurries from that garden and to the next, he peers
	in. By a shed there are three medium sized green BARRELS, possibly
	oil barrels. Hasselbaink can't take the risk, he leaps over the
	Picket fence and into:

	EXT. SOMEONE'S YARD -- CONTINUOUS

	Hasselbaink lands on a heap of sand. He shakes sand of his clothes
	and STALKS forwards to the barrels. A SHARP PIERCING SCREAM from
	somewhere assaults his ears as a GREYHOUND comes running out, at	
	first we thing it's after Hasselbaink.

	But it is actually being chased by its Master. BANG...
	Hasselbaink OPENS FIRE on the Master, who is plucked through
	the air. He turns to the dog, which LEAPS the fence and run
	out of SHOT.

	Hasselbaink grabs one of the barrels, unscrews the cap. Sticks
	his finger inside. It's Kerosene! Hasselbaink grins, screws
	the top back on, when suddenly...
	
	KRASH! The shed window DISINTEGRATES in a mesmerising hail of
	shiny glass. Pieces of it pepper Hasselbaink, but heavy
	hands set around his shoulders....trying to pull him in.

	CUT TO:

	EXT. ROAD -- DAY


	CLOSE SHOT -

	We see an empty road at first, right near a few fields. Suddenly
	WOLF HITS INTO FRAME. PEDALLING LIKE A MADMAN.
	(Billy Joel's "We didn't start the fire..." plays through this
	scene).

	WIDE SHOT -

	Wolf in the f.g, a few ALIENS in the distant b.g. Wolf hurries
	on, pedalling as fast as he can. We follow him until he reaches
	TOM and another older Alien. Tom smiles and dashes at him, slashing
	a knife at his tyre.

					WOLF
				(Dodging)
			It was you all along!

	Tom smiles. He DASHES forward.

					TOM
			Join the laughter, Wolf.

	Wolf SPINS in a DOUGHNUT dodges Tom and SPEEDS off. He reaches
	a small turning, finds TORI, her Gran and five others coming up.

					TORI
			Oh! Wolfie! My lovely...

	Wolf goes and turns into his yard.

	EXT. WOLF'S YARD

	Wolf jumps off the bike while it is still moving, the bed stops
	next to the fence. Wolf turns, a man in a suit is banging at the
	door.	

					WOLF
			DAD! DAD?

	The Man turns and stares at him, he's an alien. Wolf CHUCKS a 
	stone at him. Turns and JUMPS over the fence, he rolls and hits
	the floor on his shoulder. Tori and her party appear. Followed
	by Tom and his "friend".

	This is the climax...

	Wolf runs around the side of the house, shouting "Dad" at every
	inch. He reaches the back "Patio-door". Molly looks at him. A
	note is stuck on the door.

					WOLF
				(Reading)
			"Key's under the slab, have gone to	
			 Norton. Will be back by six, Dad".
				(Pause)
			He's safe! He's safe!

	Wolf grabs the key from under a loose slab and unlocks the door.
	The dog DANCES out.

					WOLF
			Sit! Stay!

	Molly does. Wolf reaches in and grabs some shed keys. 

					WOLF
			Follow, quick! I'd better make
			sure you're safe.

	Wolf leads the dog to a shed. He unlocks the padlock as
	TOM comes around the corner. Wolf opens the door, pulls
	the padlock out the way. He grabs the dog and THROWS it
	into the shed. Tom comes down.

	Wolf hears him and sticks his head out, half in, half out
	of the shed. 

					TOM
			Wanted to kill ya myself.

					WOLF
			You can kill me just don't touch the
			dog.

					TOM
			I'll kill it later, then we wait for
			your poor little father.

					WOLF
			So, Tom, or whatever your face is,
			what are you?

					TOM	
			My name is Karre-el-ji and I am mere
			but a crop. But I'm not being harvesteded	
			this year, we're the HARVESTERS!

					WOLF
			Cool.

	Wolf suddenly pops out of the shed, aiming the AIR PISTOL at
	Tom. Tom laughs.

					TOM
			What's that gonna do to me?
				(Gets closer)
			I'm the unkillable, Wolfie.

	Wolf aims.

					TOM (cont'd)
			Kids can't shoot!

					WOLF
			Don't make me laugh, bitch.

	HE FIRES. 

	SLOW MOTION: One of Wolf's darts shoots out. It flies
	straight, SLAMMING into Tom or Karre-el-ji's head.
	GREEN GOES EVERYWHERE, slowly Tom drops out of frame.
	END SLOW MOTION.

	Wolf lowers the gun and bows his head to the fallen	
	opponent.

					CHAMBERS (V.O)
			Very good.

	Wolf grabs a box of air pellets from inside the shed. He
	closes the shed door, locks it.

					WOLF
				(To Molly)
			I'll be back.

	He loads the gun. Turns and runs toward the house, but BARROWES
	suddenly grabs him.

					BARROWES
				(Maniac grin)
			Party time's over.


	Tori grabs Wolf's other side, he struggles. In Vain. They
	prepare themselves to take him over, as we slowly...

	SEEP OUT TO:

	EXT. GARDEN -- DAY

	Hasselbaink pulls and struggles against the might of the hands.
	Finally they SNAG of a shard of GLASS. Hasselbaink, ducks and 
	FIRES...BANG...BANG

	He turns, grabs two of the cans and LEAPS over the fence.

	EXT. EDGE OF FIELD -- DAY

	Hasselbaink takes the can, unscrews the first one's top. Takes
	a deep breath of the cool air. After that he begins POURING Kerosene
	on all of the crops he can reach. They sway from side to side, 
	desperately dodging him.

	Hasselbaink smiles. Pours the rest of the can on them, some SCREECH
	others just take the PUNISHMENT. Hasselbaink unscrews the other one...

	A GUNSHOT...

	SLOW MOTION

	Hasselbaink's ARM IS BLOWN OFF! He Screams, slowly twisting and turning	
	through the air, KEROSENE GOES EVERYWHERE OVER THE CROPS. They squeal
	and scream. END SLOW MOTION

	Arnold steps out with a SHOTGUN, he FIRES again. Missing this time.
	Hasselbaink lands on the floor, edging into unconsciousness/death.
	He looks up at Arnold. Grins.

					ARNOLD
			What you smilin' at?

					HASSELBAINK
			Nothin'.

	He takes a GRENADE and a CIGARETTE LIGHTER out. Grinning wildly.
	Arnold doesn't know what to do. As he watches the CROPS reach out
	and SMOTHER Hasselbaink, pulling him in, infecting him. Hasselbaink
	still laughs, pops the pin out and THROWS it in Arnold's direction.

	Arnold DODGES the grenade turns to jump. BUT IT BLOWS. Tearing
	ARNOLD and a CHUNK OF CROPS into oblivion.

	CLOSE ON

	Hasselbaink, half smothered. We see the lighter flash in his hands,
	he THROWS it into the crops. FIRE BREAKS OUT.

	WIDE SHOT

	We can hear the SCREECHING and DYING of the crops. Hasselbaink falls
	out. His eyes begin to crust over. His features begin to suck in, but
	he still grins until his mouth is no more.

	CUT TO:

	EXT. WOLF'S GARDEN -- DAY

	Wolf, held tightly by Barrowes and Tori. He grins.

					BARROWES
			I dunno what you're grinning at, but hell	
			ain't gonna get ya. Trust me, it's nice,
			I know it like the back of my hand.

	Wolf BURST OUT LAUGHING.

					WOLF
			Y--yeah. And I know my garden like the 
			back of my hand.

	Wolf STAMPS down on a loose paving slab, it goes up and SLAMS
	into Barrowes' knees, taking him down. Wolf SPINS...free
	from his grip...turns and CUFFS Tori...he AXE-KICKS at the
	next man. Susan attacks him, Wolf kicks her to the ground. 

	Wolf turns, looks about his garden. BARROWES GRABS HIM.
	Wolf has something too, the air pistol! He aims at Barrowes.

					WOLF
			If I die then you're comin' with me.

	PUFF! Barrowes drops like a stone, Wolf rubs green goo from
	his leg.

	Wolf turns, DODGES like a quarter back and begins running
	into his front lawn. Aliens SWIPE and GRAB at him. He dodges
	each and every one. He reaches the fence, climbs over. 
	Kicks two more Aliens out of the way. Jumps for a...tree.

	He reaches the tree and pulls himself into its branches.
	As the hands reach up at him he just closes his eyes,
	reaches as high as he can go. When he gets out of reach
	he just closes his eyes and falls onto a heavy branch with
	a loud THUD. He has fainted. 

	CUT TO:

	EXT. FIELD -- DAY

	Hasselbaink is lying in the field, his arm bleeding a bit.
	Around him most of the plants have burnt to death. In fact
	they all have. The last few SCREECH their way out of existence,
	taking with them their curse.

	MONTAGE

	1. Infected people slowly falling to the ground, the "alieness"
	   slowly fading from their face.

	2. Marvin, Donna and Rackham returning to normal.

	
	FADE TO:

	Superimpose: Five hours later.

	EXT. ROAD (NEAR RACKHAM'S HOUSING ROW) -- AFTERNOON

	The place is buzzing with the Media, Paramedics, Cops, Interpol,
	choppers even some army soldiers. The place is buzzing with life.
	We move past the Vicar, Reverend SAM CASPERS who is being interviewed
	by BBC 1. 

	And find Rackham sitting on an Ambulance, two Paramedics are bandaging
	a head wound up.

					RACKHAM
				(Sees a Detective)
			Excuse me!

	The Detective, COLLINS, stops. Turns to him smiling.

					COLLINS
			Yes?

					RACKHAM
			Have you been up to the two bungalows at
			the end of the road down there?

					COLLINS
			Yes, we've swept the whole town.

					RACKHAM
			Did you find the body of a boy about my age,
			a bit smaller. Dark hair? Maybe had a bike?
	
					COLLINS
			We found a bike and a living dog hidden inside
			the shed. A few of the ex-infected people
			were there. Said they remembered chasing a 
			boy but can't remember where he went.

					RACKHAM
			Weird.

	Collins walks away. Hasselbaink, with a bandaged arm stump sits
	next to him.

					HASSELBAINK
			Hey, kid, you're lookin' at a hero here.
			Apparently I saved the day, burnt the
			damned Oilseed Rape and saved the day.

	They watch two Paramedics wheel a black-sheet covered body on
	a stretcher through.

					HASSELBAINK (cont'd)
			Have you seen Richie's son? He was round here
			looking for him a while ago.

					RACKHAM
			No. I haven't. He biked home, a few minutes
			before they got me.

	Collins comes back.

					COLLINS
			We can confirm a boy's body was taken
			from a tree at the bungalow a few
			minutes ago. Is that your boy?

					RACKHAM
			Probably. Is he dead?

					COLLINS
			No. Just very pissed off. I'll show
			you.

	Collins and Rackham head O.S. Leaving Hasselbaink sitting there,
	thinking quietly to himself. After a minute he adjusts his
	bandanna and leaves the FRAME. A hero to everyone else, a mere
	mortal to himself. Wolf appears on a stretcher, looks at the
	camera. Smiles.

					WOLF (V.O)
			Paranoia...all bloody Paranoia




					T H E  E N D




	Appears in bold, swirly yellow writing. 

	FADE TO BLACK

	Stills of the main CAST MEMBERS, their character and real
	names slowly come up. 

	Main Cast members:

	Lee Rackham--401
	Richie Chambers--71
	Hasselbaink--149
	Wolf Chambers--368
	Dr. Wise----114
	Susan Jackson--70
	Tori ???------30
	Marvin-------37
	Loomis------47
	Barrowes----40
	Donna-------13
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