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Title: SPACE VISITOR, WEEK OF CHANGE
(or NEW DIRECTION - The Movie)
Film Plot
by George M. Bajszar
Email: gmbajszar@yahoo.com
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Logline: Remember that week of 11-5-2006 when Saddam was sentenced to death,
when the Democrats won the mid-term elections, and when Donald Rumsfeld
resigned? This story is about that week in history.
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Synopsis: Strange events, including a time traveler from the future
(39th century) who is sitting by some Caribbean location by a hut, studying
about History, and scratching his head. He also appears some 20 years into
our future and dropped into the beginning of the civil war in the USA. In
the beginning of the story time jumps between today and between the events
of 20 years from now. The story focuses on the political events of the week
of 11/5/2006-11/11/2006, as well as portrays a future of a president who
declares war on Russia because of a mass poisoning of the Democratic leaders
at a convention, and blaming Russia, a war is declared which triggers a
civil war in the USA. The student, whose name is Imberidested Instuiastion
and he came from the future may have supernatural powers.
6 parts. Each part averages 12 minutes, slow paste, a man sitting
by the shore, thinking, about twice the reading time.
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Part 1:
The Robotic Skunks arrived from a great distance. They were programmed to
follow their leader, take him to Earth and revive him. Upon arriving from
space to Earth, the skunks did not have means to enter Earth's atmosphere,
so they awaited an upcoming spaceship, which they intended to hijack, and
take their frozen master down to Earth's surface for revival. They had a
time warp device with them, something that they used when the rocket with
one female on board was leaving Earth's atmosphere. The skunks have
intercepted the upcoming rocket, and boosted the time warp, which sent the
woman astronaut into the future, where she was in some time distortion
before she found herself on some space plane filled with astronaut
passengers. The space plane was heading to Mars.
Upon capturing the rocket, the skunks entered the now vacant rocket, they
disconnected all of the rocket's communication with Earth, and with the
frozen man in the wheelchair aboard they set course for reentry with
Earth's atmosphere.
Once these skunks were robot toys, but they were so smart, that humanity
trained them to become men's best friends. The skunks spoke English, and
did what they were told. These skunks were a miracle of science, and there
were many uses for them. They were extremely advanced.
Their programming consisted of nothing more than to be friends. As friends
over time they learned to become accustomed to their human companion and
like dogs would with Eskimos, help him with his daily tasks.
- -
On Earth news quickly spread that Earth lost communication with the rocket
and the female on board.
The skunks controlled the rocket back to Earth. The rocket reentered
Earth's atmosphere and the skunks placed the frozen man into the capsule
that was to land with parachutes into water near an isolated region on
Earth. Only 40 skunks were able to fit into the capsule, the rest of the
skunks, perhaps a thousand of them burned up upon reentry into Earth's
atmosphere.
The capsule landed into the water. The skunks used their robotic tools to
unlock the capsule. Like animals with their paws, they grabbed hold of
the frozen man dressed in an astronaut suit, and pulled him up while other
skunks climbed from below and pushed him up. He was frozen and stuck to
his wheelchair. The skunks moved the wheelchair out and above the capsule
and they carefully lowered the man on the back of swimming skunks in the
water. All the skunks got under the wheelchair and they swam with the man
to shore.
The skunks swam for a few hundred yards to shore, and carried the man on
the wheelchair under trees. There the skunks quickly began to build a hut.
Inside the hut they built a bathtub made of rocks melted together using
laser. Using a long narrow hose a skunk filled the tub with water from the
ocean. The skunks filled the tub with special liquids and heated the tub
with laser beams. The heat quickly began to rise in the hut and the frozen
man began melting. Skunks began to unfreeze him from the wheelchair, he
was detached from the wheelchair and in his astronaut outfit in a sitting
position he was carried laid on his back inside the tub. As the greenish
liquid contacted the astronaut's dress, the skunks removed his astronaut
outfit using lasers.
The man was frozen and he was defrosting rapidly. His beard was long, and
he had blond hair. He was not young. Soon, his legs moved a bit. A minute
later the heat taking its effect in defrosting him. A skunk took out two
blue cubes that looked like they were made of layers of shiny flat stack
of christals, brought directly from Superman's icy planet. The cube was
placed inside the liquid next to the old man. Once there, it began to
open up its layers, and it formed into an arm with a needle. The two
needles began entering the old man's body and the needles began
stimulating the nerves. Meanwhile the two devices were communicating with
each other through robotic noises.
It seemed only moments have passed, and the man's body regained softness
and a body temperature. The heat from the liquid was quickly warming the
body. Electric shocks were released by the end of the needles that were
moving through his body, perhaps unblocking his clogged veins. A small
motor made it into a vein near the heart, and it began to circulate his
blood, while the other arm began stimulating his heart into pumping. A
skunk was by his mouth and began breathing air into his mouth. The skunk
filled the young man's lungs up with air then sucked the air out.
Electric shocks and the small motor were running. The young man's blue
veins began to gain some human color, including his face began to look
alive.
Then his heart moved once on its own, then another heartbeat... His
heartbeat was back and pumping, but he wasn't moving. A long needle
entered his brain, and the needle was releasing drops of liquids,
followed by giving out electric sparks. The two arms worked rapidly in
bringing the old man back to life... From the sparks his body made muscle
contractions and his chest jumped up.
- -
Close to the ocean shore, a man like Robinson Crusoe with a long beard
was sitting on a hand-made chair and was gathering notes on a hand-made
desk. However he had a computer and there was a small satellite dish was
outside his hut. He mumbled as he wrote on papers:
And why shouldn't he seek a challenge for that? Right Waxman Coal? Waxman
Coal. Who is Waxman Coal? 1st Lt. Watada spoke of Bush in service, got
6-8 years in jail... 200 year old laws, thinking about a thought that is
of humanitarian nature, a thought that is not meaningless. Humanity may
ask for some eradication of US radicalism, man, they do, wait, that is
not this, that, week in history, history lesson. Hmm. The whole American
society carries this political burden. What if, troops are withdrawn from
120 countries? under radical fundamentalist, Bush. Speaking for them is
immensely dangerous, and so the whole thing is this radical thinggg.
Scrap: Just in the next days, change that to STILL DREAMING OF VICTORY! Hmm.
Hmm. Still hoping in winning? Picture the era! Sometimes it feels like
Hitler who in the face of defeat stayed the course. A classic radical
fundamentalism, deep philosophies, electing Iraq as a model country, a new
Japan, an Arab country that is better than Arabs.
Very dumb terms, very dumb terms. Dumb leadership.
Crimes against humanity in the 21st century, but tell that to a radical
fundamentalist idiot.
So, its, bla bla bla bla, in other words, people are to this and that, but
two decades later it happened, that. Hmm. My teacher asked me, if I were to
live in this age, damn exam next week.
THE WHOLE ARAB WORLD attacked with Osama on 9/11 just as THE WHOLE AMERICAN
WORLD attacked with Timothy McVeigh. Yeah right, passion. The war is lost,
Rumsfeld resigned, and sadly Bush stayed course for two decades. That's
when the civil war broke out in the USA. Still dreaming of victory in Iraq.
invasion was running on illegal bullshit. withdraw and pay, bastard.
war was provoked by Saddam as well. When I was a small child, my mother
said: Saddam was a good man, but he liked to make wars.
- -
Lighting up a cigarette. No change. Bush said: America will not change.
Similarly to the East German Government in regards to the Berlin Wall that
it shall stand for at least 50 more years, just before it came down,
radical statements.
The USA will not change, will not change, will not change. Then on the
week of 11/5/2006, Bush said: The USA is open for any ideas in regards to
change.
After Rumsfeld's resignation and the Democrats taking control of the house.
Wait. allowing investigations into Bush's Iraq war,
chirping corner of mouth, and a sudden kiss
THIS was the week not the second world war era, but fighting for the cause,
arose as a regime to fight, this is definitely not 3844 here.
Man looks up:
Hello. My name is Imberidested Instuiation. I came for a week, to write
down what I see, and go back for my history exam in 3844. I use the
Internet to read news while I am here. A lot of events, a lot of thoughts. Hmm.
Studies. School. A Metaphor. Why am I here? The 21st century is too barbaric,
but it was an exciting task to dare to have come back here to this time.
There was a slight difficulty in arriving. It only works with an exchange.
A person from the 21st century had to be sent to the 39th century.
Unfortunately the person had no way of receiving a warning, so I am sorry for
her. Sensors indicated it was a female. She was detected in a rocket ship, she
survived the transportation. She was transferred to a safe place inside
another rocket ship in 3844. When I return, she will be transferred back to
2006 to the place she was taken from, to her launching rocket. She was an
astronaut.
Here is a metaphor: Texas arrests intoxicated in bars and out in the streets
and give out DUI-s? Some of the men arrested for DUI were homeless who claimed
they do not have cars.? In Sweden the homeless are given a home and social
services. Social care personnel give regular visits to those in need of help.
In Texas, police arrest drunken homeless for DUI (driving under the influence).
Hmm.
Man looks back down tapping his pencil on the table:
Ok, these homeless people don't have cars...
Combat and patrol of the streets with drinking curfews finding DUI suspects,
like a drug cartel crackdown in Texas. As always, Americans believe in it.
Keep feeding people about the dangers in the society. Keep people in fear!
Elect a patriotic country. Leadership. Period. What scary barbarism,
primitive violation of human rights.
Scrapping on paper:
"''Historical studies, change, USA, November 5, 2006 - November 11, 2006'''"
Soros. Some time after Bush took an opportunity of revenge against Saddam,
George Soros was called a drug lord in public, a drug lord with his money by
Republican leaders. Soros was known for funding billions around the world for
Democratic education. Now Democracy was in the hands of Bush, a Regime. Using
Democracy as context of a hard-line. Soros sent out 2 million letters to
Republicans.
a kissing sound from the corner of the mouth.
spreading this Democracy using power
what the fuck happened to the minds of
a personal warfare that seeks immediate resolutions, psychology similar to
Hitler.
a deep sigh.
This is people who are oilmen.
Total chaos, corruption in power, Bush should have resigned, but fanaticism
took course.
massaging forehead. he walked outside to the seashore. minutes later he was
back, scratching his head:
So what happened this week... Democrats were re-elected in the mid-term
elections, regained power of Iraq, and now as a majority in the US
government can investigate into the corruptions of the Iraq war, and
Rumsfeld immediately resigned. Bush's Iraq war is put to the test, and
seems to be at the edge of political developments. Suddenly change is being
talked of.
- -
The blond man at the table continued studying and writing notes:
Bush some two years ago: "It is nobody's business what the USA does (a king
wearing an invisible coat, the world was watching). It is not anybody's
business."
Radical fundamentalism, a country at war, but there are too many lies, and
for them too many enemies. An ideological attempt of a military dominance,
an out-dated regime supremacy of an Iraq stronghold and erecting an Iraq
that is a model for the whole Arab World, a country that is better than
Arabs. Radical fanaticism, old Washington.
Making three slow kissing sounds from the corner of the mouth.
The man started typing on a laptop, and his printer went on. He was printing
the daily news on toilet paper, and moved back to the toilet.
It was November 5, 2006. The headline was saying Saddam was sentenced to
death today.
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Saddam Was Sentenced To Death Today
Saddam was convicted and sentenced today to hang for crimes against humanity
in the 1982 killings of 148 people in a single Shiite town, as the ousted
leader, trembling and defiant, shouted "God is great!"
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Part 2:
One realizes that that week, of November 5, 2006 everything changed in the
USA.
It was that week when Nancy Pelosi called the president of the United States
a naked King wearing an invisible coat.
What is that story about?
It is about a man who was jailed that week for 6-8 years, a military man named
1st Lt. Ehren Watada for daring to speak behind the president's back. (1st. Lt.
Ehren Watada raised humanitarian concerns about the President and the Iraq war,
and was arrested for making contempt toward other officials.)
Peloshi shoes is Bush's story of wearing shoes smelling of dog poop, but the
military officers nearby cannot say anything. It is based on Nancy Pelosi's
comment that Bush is the naked King wearing an invisible coat, of course Bush
denied that, but did not ask for an apology from Nancy.
Nancy trained her doggy to poop on the president's shoes.
So the story says: Bush has no time, because he is so important, that he wipes
the poop on his shoes, but leaves ripped toilet paper stuck on the shoe.
So it is the story of this royal man in power, and his military men who cannot
say anything about the president, not even when the president is not around,
but most know that he has problems with his shoe, and that if they would say
anything behind the president's back, they would be jailed for years and years.
One day, the president was walking in his castle, and all people were majestic
and polite, and yadda yadda yadda, he walked honorably stepping.
He met a.....
man.
The man wanted to ask the president a question, but the president was thinking
a lot about the nation, and told the man to fuck off buddy.
But the man spoke up loudly:
"200 year old laws guide the Iraq War"
The president turned around:
"Patron, please explain your comment."
Man: "Ok, but its hypothetical, one that Americans would surely call
ideological warfare, because its criticism of the United States. Clear?"
Bush: "What?"
Man: "The problem is that the USA perceives this talk as ideological warfare,
but it is criticism, which is a very sensitive and rapidly classified matter
of national security, I am already a terrorist according to this talk right
here. It's already too late you see. So I have to say, the information is
classified, just cut bush and run, everybody is running away, it's the system.
Ooh, did I say anything."
Bush: "oh no."
Man: "Oh, no, spending the rest of my life in jail, its very quick. Very
effective. Cut the president. You and I are conspirators."
Bush: "Fact?"
Man: "Fact you were the one who asked me and persuaded me to commit this crime."
Bush: "You are saying you would kill me, and I should be your conspirator?"
Man: "It's something that no American can do, and people should learn from,
from from this."
Bush: "People should know everywhere in the country that some things are taken
as viable threats."
Man: "and and and and and so people shouldn't offend the nation and should
provoke violent crimes toward the president, nor should nor should nor should,
because there is a notion."
Bush: "The laws are in connection to these notions."
Man: "Notions that one might describe as part aspect of free speech, and part
aspect of security and taking preventative measures against viable threats as
this."
Bush: "Many people, even people here in in the government were arrested,
because they laughed and spoke of killing me. If I say, you kill the president
with a knife, you are part of a plot, and likely to spend the rest of your
life in jail, particularly, if you are excited about such idea and you discuss
with me how to carry out such a plot against my life, right here, in my house."
Man: "I, may not get arrested, because it may turn out that it was you so
stupid for you to take my words so seriously."
Bush: "A lot of American patriots would be surely sensitive in regards to
someone talking of a conspiracies that involves the subject of killing the
president."
Man: "Perhaps not even in other countries talk of plotting the murder of the
president may go unnoticed, such talk attracts attention, definitely, and
such violations tend to be raised in the criminal departments as threats."
Bush: "Ok, there are two problems here. One is that there are laws,"
Man: "particularly in the military"
Bush: "that make it illegal to in any form intimidate the president."
Man: "1st Lt. Ehren Watada was arrested and jailed 6-8 years for making
contempt against you president Bush toward other officials. ahm ahm ahm.
I think that he wasn't intending to make threats against your life. He
received 6-8 years in jail. I think he talked about you President Bush and the
Iraq war as raising his human rights concerns. The old law is that that that
sensitivity in the USA toward people talking making making making talking
about the the the president is based on laws ah ah ah that takes such subjects
in an extremely intimidating form. In a healthy society, normally even ah ah ah
military officers should be allowed to raise concerns of their own, and the
concerns are regarding. the. president of the United States. They are of nature
that carry humanitarian and personal concerns. In the United States, no such
concern-making is allowed and and contrary, they are taken ah as threats. It is
a corrupt mentality, one that is of a military ethics that may be found in the
17th century, and it is not compatible with the modern world. Not 200 year old
laws, 400 year old laws."
Bush: "There is a mentality, a sensitivity, a jumpiness to national credibility
and security. And this jumpiness causes very strong reactions to matters of
national security,"
Man: "and a very paranoid behavior if any arise."
Bush: "What is not noticed? That 1st Lt. Ehren Watada was expressing his
personal humanitarian concerns about me? Such things will never be noticed in
this society. This society has this 400 year old military mentality. And I am
proud of that."
Man: "Speaking of the president gets one eh eh jailed for years and years. The
troops HAVE severe humanitarian problems. Any ideas, improvements should be
tolerated and listened to, especially if it's of humanitarian concern. This is
not the 17th century."
Bush: "Apparently it is."
Man: "1st Lt. Ehren Watada received 6-8 years jail for raising humanitarian
concerns about the Ir eh Iraq war and of President Bush, sir. He was arrested
for raising content toward other officials."
Bush: "Think."
(Again, the psychology of the prison sadist culture arises, repression. Bush
raised his shoe to the man's face. That's kind of the dead end 'for all
arguments'. Bush knew that.)
Man: "For all arguments, a must dead end."
Bush: "Here YOU don't count. Here YOU serve. Do not intimidate this government.
This government is very important."
- -
[Narrator: The corruption is the mentality that is about bringing an 'end to
all arguments', and a strong military leadership, very old fashioned,
non-tolerant, a bigot government, or big government, a humanitarian corruption
and an abusive leadership, only a leader can put his shoe in the face of those
leaded. All becomes abusive, corrupt, dirty. Filthy.]
Bush: "So where is the problem?"
Man: "I have no problem."
Security agents rushed in, arrested the man. Bush lowered his leg.
- -
Queen of England: "Wars won't stop until... The Chinese and North Koreans keep
neutering their house pets. The Western civilized world is expressing its
outrage in the barbarism. They must be arrested at once... Order by the prince
of moderation, the Queen of England. They will be imperialistically invaded and
this time, no more Gandhi to stop me." (The Queen was not serious of invading
North Korea and China.)
Sir: "The British are good at moderating animals, madam. Those barbarian
creatures."
Madam: "How dare we treat animals like that?"
Sir: "Madam, it's much worse in the USA... whispering: "They neuter their
animals", then they become like those animals themselves."
Madam: "Those poor animals, history books will write about this. When will
these east-Asians be ready to face reality? I'll piss in their mouths myself.
Don't but madam me."
Sir: "I imagined huge farts bursting out of the madam's árs with those words.
Heh. Madam made a statement in regards to China. Haven't talked about our
meeting with Tony Blair."
Madam jumped up and down: "Blair. You mean President Backfire. Hmm, the Mr.
rocket propelled árs man, good thing that evil culprit Blair, Tommy, is almost
retiring from politics. Rocket propelled árses. Ĺrse on fire, árse on fire,
hot hot hot! Mustard, pepper, paprika, chili for dinner. That Blair couldn't
sit straight."
Sir: "and he was so skinny his farts rocket-ed him meters away. People had to
pull him back by his legs."
Madam: "He flew around the room like a balloon."
Sir: "When he sleeps, his silent ones make him fly around like leaves in the
autumn winds."
Madam: "Millions of silent leaf farts, Autumn breaks the full silence of the
leaves, the skinny Blair, Tommy, standing on a leaf, turbulently washing hands
in a miniature sink. He is the fastest hand washer, but rubs the soap bar for
10 seconds."
Sir: "He splashes the liquid soap with his hands."
Madam: "So rapidly it sounds like fart."
Sir: "At least his shoes don't smell like dog poop."
Madam: "He is clean, but he splashes the soap. Dogs chase their tails, he
chases the soap bars. When he almost grabs hold of the soap, the wind blows
him back up."
Sir: "He complains about windows left open. Some people are turbulent
hand-washers and live like shivering leaves and all their lives. Thanks God
his shoes don't smell like dog poop."
Madam: "I would blow him away but he would use his fart power to keep
rocketing back and dancing like a hot dog balloon above." Sir: "I should give
a call to Air Blair Tommy the Leaf Man and ask him what he thinks about
President Bush's shoes."
- -
Later, sir on the phone with President Bush: "I just got off the phone with
Tony Blair. The Queen is complaining about your manners, you think, but you
are not, last time you were here Mr. Bush, dog poop smelled on you, the queen
says you need to take a break, and stop running around with a smudged dog poop
in your shoe with stuck toilet paper around the shoe. Yes, I know you try to
keep your legs clean, but that you must have been in a hurry, being the wrong
man... wrong shoe in power. Last time Ceausescu walked in here with smelly
shoes. Like "we need another shitty president Ceausescu to stand and ovate his
military power all over in the queen's castle on and on and on. Mr. Bush, you
need to pay more attention to your shoes next time, the Queen is very upset."
Bush on the other end of the phone: "You fucked up powerful nut-heads invading
my political stance and system I serve, you don't tell me, shit you people
smell all over... the ovation is here my friend, with my stinky and smelly fat
old people of a world power regime for you, you should thank me and your Queen
has a problem with that? You fool! You know what, listen. I believe freedom is
universal. I believe there's an Almighty, and a great gift of the Almighty to
each man and woman and child on the face of the earth is a desire to be free."
Sir: "You listen, and that freedom is why you have unwarranted listening to
all phone calls in the world?"
Bush: "Thousands of Iraqis voted in free elections once they were freed from
Saddam Hussein's tyranny."
Sir: "It's just not your country. Humanity does not tolerate this. Wake up you
idiot."
- -
The blond man sat on the toilet and read the news of Nov 6, 2006:
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Saddam May Be Executed by Mid-February
Iraq's appeals court is expected to rule on Saddam Hussein's guilty verdict
and death sentence by the middle of January, the chief prosecutor said
Monday, setting in motion a possible execution by mid-February.
JUSTICE SERVED:
[picture of Iraqi crowd in the streets with flags]
Iraqis took to the streets in the Shiite enclave of Sadr City in Baghdad to
celebrate the death sentence verdict for former leader Saddam Hussein.
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Part 3:
Night came. He sat by the ocean, and went to swim. He swam under water, and
there were colorful Caribbean fish swimming around. He spotted a flat
swimming thing. He picked up speed and swam above it. This fish had a long
tail and flat arms. The flat fish dived down a cliff.
Then the man stood by a Window. Below two boys were walking in the midst of a
protesting crowd. On the streets there were a lot of military.
One of the two boys looked up, noticed him, and pointed above with his finger.
His friend looked up as well.
The man went back to the room. His toilet paper roll stopped printing. He
moved back to the toilet, pulled on the roll and began reading news.
The date said February 3, 2025.
The news said: USA declares war on Russia. His own face was in the headline.
No information yet on the identity and whereabouts of the main suspect
responsible for mass poisoning of the Democratic leadership at a convention
last Summer.
He was reading in the paper that he was believed to be related to the Russian
KGB and the current president ended up declaring a war with Russia over the
deep political situation. He is known as Urgiy Gorbachev, ex-KGB spy. The
blond man sitting in the toilet reading the news sang up with a deep Russian
voice and wiped his ars. He sang a song, got up, and walked singing to the
living room.
In a neighboring room with an open door there sat a woman. She was on the
phone.
Out in the street in a phone booth stood an old woman. She hung up the phone.
Between the protesters in the street an old woman walked passed and she
entered the building. She walked up the stairs, and rang the bell of the
apartment. Urgiy went to open the door singing.
Come in, he said in Russian to the woman. The woman walked in, and walked up
to the young lady who sat behind a desk. She brought her lunch. The young lady
placed the dishes in metallic canisters on a narrow table on the side of the
room. Urgiy stood by the door, looking toward the window about two meters
ahead of him, and the two women were speaking quietly. Out in the street the
protests got louder as tanks were moving in. Urgiy moved closer toward the
window. People were yelling toward the tanks in the streets.
- -
The two boys were heading down the street among protesters.
They entered a street and close by one of them entered an apartment building.
He walked up the stairs and entered his apartment.
He went to the computer, turned on the monitor and started typing.
There were sounds of military aircraft zooming by above. He looked out the
window, and sat back down and typed.
On his screen a message appeared with large letters and an American
Government Logo:
Prime Century NET Assassin, Cyber-force, Special Unit
An agent's face appeared, and then he moved back and his gun became visible.
It was a very complex gun.
Agent with the gun: "Are you aware that the Internet has elected the death
sentence for activities like yours? Google is the law."
Young guy in front of his computer sensed the situation was dangerous and
asked: "How did you catch me?"
Agent: "You have posted over 15 messages in a day. You will be jailed for
minimum 10 years. Google is the law. All are watched. You broke the rule,
boy. And guess what I ran into. Speaking badly of the world president is not
allowed."
Boy: "It's not what you think. In 2019 our world president highly voted for
the Internet death sentence."
Agent: "And you wrote he was in the first row jerking off as he watched the
man in the chair dieing for his unmannered provocation on the Internet. And
Bush sat there next to our president, stood up after the man died in the
electric chair and spoke to the TV camera with shaking hands: "It is the
nation, our justice, our perfection, our day has come, we'll show who is boss
on the Internet. No more hiding around and running plots against this country.
(whispering loudly): Beware, citizens".
Agent continued: "Then you wrote: People clapped, Bush like the Iranian
president raised his fists in celebration."
- -
A man was sitting in an electric chair, and in slow motion observed the
people and the cheering politicians sitting behind a glass.
His head and eye-sight was covered with a bag, and while the politicians were
laughing the executioner turned on the electricity and he went on shaking and
throwing his head. The boy in front of the computer remembered watching the
TV, then with the loudest yell he woke up.
Boy to the agent holding the top of his head told the agent: "It was me in
the electric chair. I was talking of a nightmare I was having online. I
touched the top of my head. There was no metal cap on it. I wrote it there,
read it. What, now I am sentenced to death for sending a message on the
Internet?"
Agent: "They called it a provocation and political crime and Internet agents
will be soon arriving and arresting you and I sure hope they will take you
directly to the electric chair. You day didn't end up with luck, boy. Hold
on and the Internet Police will be arriving."
Boy: "Let me guess. Why? You are not just arresting me for speaking of a
nightmare on the Internet, a nightmare about being arrested on the Internet
and electrocuted?"
Agent: "You guessed right. There is more. Cocaine."
The agent was a holding his gun, and told: "Freeze! Repeating. This is the
Internet Police! Don't touch your computer. You will not cover up any of
your activities. Stay where you are! Our agents will come to your house, and
confiscate your computer equipment first, nothing to worry about, just don't
move."
The policeman made a tight "do not undermine the Internet Police face."
There was some silence and the boy wondered what is happening here. As the
agent looked aside and wiped his sweating forehead the boy spoke up quietly
to himself: Google has become the world Gestapo. They send all information
to the government for surveys and it has all become political. All
information is provided to the government agents. I can't believe this.
The boy was sitting frozen, and spoke up to the policeman on the computer
screen: "To those, who are coming to arrest me, let them know, they should
be a little more careful to avoid political corruption in their political
surveillance practices."
Agent: "I have no idea what you are talking about."
Boy: "It's like asking the cocaine bosses in Nicaragua for information about
me. That's not valid politics. I have nothing to do with them. Why me?"
Agent holding a gun responded: "Shut. Up. Don't. Move. Stay. Still."
Boy spoke up again: "You already told me that's not why you are arresting
me. What cocaine?"
Agent: "We have information that you have been negotiating with cocaine
bosses in Nicaragua."
Boy: "I see, you don't get a clean government with me around, but one with
secret prisons and stuff. The dirty people in the government have used you.
I see. Whose dirt in the government will having me arrested cover up? Whose
crime puppet will I be? Who are you working for? Bush? Cheney? Russians?"
Agent: "no."
Boy: "You know what you are doing here. You are just arresting me because
they need a crime puppet for covering up the big guys' crimes... I just
came to the Internet, and that was enough proof for you, what Cocaine, you
know very well what I mean, and then one gets wars with the Russians and
stuff, merely for the cocaine business cover-ups? Why are you arresting me?"
Internet Policeman: "Tough luck boohoo. We have credible evidence that you
have been selling cocaine on the Internet. Just shut up."
Boy: "I see, I am just not one of the lucky ones."
The boy's hands shook up.
Boy: "Look man, my hands are shaking, but I am not on cocaine."
Tears appeared in the boy's eyes.
Boy: "I am crying because you are coming to get me."
Agent holding gun: "You violated the internet policies. You can't fool me.
There was enough reason for us to believe you are who we think you are.
We have been following your computer activities for some time and I believe
we have a case buddy. You seem like a nice guy. This is nothing personal,
understand? You'll probably get 10 years in Guantanamo Bay and then you may
be transferred to one of the nice prisons."
Boy telling to himself: "This is it, right? There is nothing I can say."
The agent heard him: "Don't get sentimental on me, after two years we know
very well you are member of the Hungarian Soros drug cartel."
Boy: "Then I will simply be kept in prison forever and interrogated every
day. I know how it goes, I will be molested."
The agent picked up some paper started reading from the paper: "Pretty much
what you deserve. There is no reason not to believe that you have been a
middle man in secret between the Soros Drug Cartel and the Nicaraguan drug
lords."
Boy: "But I did nothing. I know someone like you can't be convinced."
Agent: "You don't need to convince me, this is a standard protocol procedure.
We don't make mistakes. You have the rights to stay silent, anything you say
can and will be used against you in court. Welcome to the United States
tavarish, here this is how we do business! We caught you, I am the police,
your Internet cop, we caught you, and God Bless this country and its criminal
justice system. One less criminal running free in the streets selling cocaine.
Now put your hands above your head until the agents arrive."
Boy: "I didn't do anything."
Agent: "You have been doing bad things, you know that. We knew we had you the
moment we saw you buddy. I don't need to explain you anything."
Boy: "This is not a free country. Why are people framed? Stop being the big
government. Do you have a warrant on me?"
Agent: "We don't need warrants in the United States. That's something, aint
it? This is a free country, and our secret service is the best in the world
(tears appear in the cop's eyes from his last words, he rolled his eyes
around, then suddenly focused back toward the boy with a question as the boy
spoke up)."
Boy: "I should make a citizen arrest on you, Internet police officer."
Agent: "Me? You have nothing on me. I can assure you that. And hey, let me
remind you insulting a police officer can comes with very harsh punishments
in out prisons. (tears break out) I love this sadistic prison abusing
country of mine, its about... serving justice, serving justice real good
(whispering) I love my job. (loudly) No criminals will make offences toward
the officers of this country!"
Boy crying up: "But I have done nothing!"
Agent: "You belong in jail! Quiet! No moving there!"
Boy cried quietly, looking around, then said: "Look, officer, our president
keeps talking about the war with the Russians. You are supposed to be
liberating the country from our own president, not from me. Think! You have
the wrong..."
Agent: "What did you just say? Say it again."
The boy raised his shoulders, not knowing what to say.
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He suddenly got up and ran out the door. Once running down the stairs he
bumped into his friend: He yelled: The Internet Cops are after us.
I know - he replied. They ran out the street, and in no time, several
CyberForce - Special Unit cars pulled in. The men in the cars saw the two
running boys, and the cars with sirens went chasing them.
They ran out the main street and there was a protest going on with "End
the War" signs.
There were too many people and the Cyber agents got out of their cars and
ran after the two boys. The agents were more and more behind of the running
boys, and they lost sight of them in the crowd.
Soon the boys felt free, stopped running and joined the crowd.
They walked up to a square and met two other friends who were out to protest.
They were drunk and had whiskey bottles. They offered the bottles for sipping
to their friends, one of the guy handing over the bottle was saying:
To freedom. They drank from the bottles and walked with the crowd.
The four guys stepped up by a statue of two men, surrounded the statue and
began pissing yelling: "Freedom! Down with the government! Down with the
police terror! Wake up you idiots! Hey, not on my leg!" They were pissing.
Something beautiful was about the afternoon sky. The two guys screamed up
with a yaooooooooooooooo! There were protesters filling in the street and
tanks were lined up nearby.
Suddenly some policemen who were obviously the outraged fascists ran in
toward the four boys.
One bottle hit a policeman on the head. The four boys jumped off the statue
and ran through the crowd.
The boy who talked with the Internet cop: "Now we are being sought for by
the police and the Internet cops."
The policemen chased them for a while, then they ran toward a small street
and they stopped running. Behind them and ahead of them policemen gathered.
The policemen began walking toward the four of them. On of the boys ran and
crashed through a window in the street. The three boys followed, quickly
jumped in, and made it out the front door of an apartment and in the hall
they moved up the stairs. They moved up four floors, ran out the hall, and
on the hall they checked if a door was open. From an apartment out came an
old Russian woman. The door swung open and was ready to shut close when one
of the guys touched the door from locking shut. The old woman walked down
the stairs.
The four boys quietly entered, and shut the door close behind them.
There was an open door, and inside a Russian man was walking up and down
the room, and there was a woman typing, a secretary?
The guys were listening if anyone was coming on the hall.
One of them looked, and the secretary was having a cold. There was something
dictatorial about the Russian man, it was like a 1940's fascist era
environment, the typewriter was very old, and the man was passionately
dictating a letter and he walked with a straight chest like a czar. As they
were close to the wall trying to stay quiet, one of the guys noticed that
the secretary wiped her running nose into her shoulder as she typed. She
was wearing a black blouse.
The boys decided to move quietly and hide in the bathroom. They quietly
closed the bathroom door behind them and began whispering on what to do.
Suddenly the doorbell rang. The blond man walked to the door and asked:
who is this.
The police said: "It's the police! Open up!"
The boys saw through a small opening in the door that the blond man walked
to the window, stepped up, and jumped out, just as the police broke in.
They ran to the window, looked down, than the police ran outside of the
apartment. The boys quietly walked out. They checked if the secretary was
in the other room, then they walked up to the window and looked down. There
was no sight of the blond man out in the street, policemen ran outside,
looked around, and just as one of the policemen looked up one of the boys
quickly pulled his head in.
One of the guys whispering: "What should we do? The police will be coming
right back."
The secretary from behind them appeared at the doorway of the office: "I know
a way. Come." They entered the room. She closed the door. There was a closet
door. She opened it.
She grabbed the hammer and began to break the back wall of the closet. She
quickly broke the wall large enough so they fit.
Secretary: Come, we don't have time, but hold on tight. There is a four floor
drop. They all quickly climbed into an opening and holding on pipes and
whatever they could. There was light coming from the opening above.
Soon they climbed down, and the secretary began breaking the wall with a
hammer.
They heard police running in the building and yelling. The woman broke through
a wall and they all quickly climbed through the opening. Just as the last guy
climbed through, above a policeman appeared with a flashlight. He said: "Guys,
check this out".
The guys were apartment building's lobby office. They walked to the front
lobby booth, they saw that policemen from outside ran in and ran up the
stairs. The secretary moved forward and looked outside.
"Come guys" - she said.
They ran out the streets. There were protesters everywhere.
"There they are!" - a policeman yelled up. Police appeared in every direction,
and they were moving in through the crowd. Then from above the air, fishing
nets began flying in, and the panicking crowd yelled up.
The five of them were caught in the net with a few other people.
The net tightened and they were dragged a little. One of the guys looked up,
and he saw the blonde man in another window of a building, kind of looking
forward, but staring down. He slowly lowered his head, stepped up the window,
and dropped down. He didn't drop down. He glided like some sea creature with
flat wings, but the boy saw him only for a moment. Then he saw his feet step
down by him. He saw policemen thrown away and the net was released open. The
secretary and the guys climbed out and they ran behind the woman and the blond
man.
They ran into a crowd, and there was a tank standing ahead of them.
They stopped for a moment. The blond man said: "It's the outbreak of the civil
war." Then the tank fired just not far from their heads into the street very
loudly. The six of them sunk their heads from the loud firing, and escaped
toward a small street nearby. Protesters were running in all directions behind
them.
- -
The blond man was swimming in the ocean, looked up from above the flat
creature that just disappeared below him in the deep waters.
He swam up to the surface, his head came up, and he took a deep breath while
shaking his hair.
He still heard the echoes of the yelling people, firing tanks, sirens and the
running footsteps.
He laid back and gently swam (away).
- -
The blond man was back in the toilet, reading the day's news:
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Saddam is Back in Court Today
Today a somber Saddam Hussein in Bagdad called on Iraqis to forgive each
other Tuesday, when he returned to court two days after being sentenced to
death for crimes against humanity in another case. Saddam, speaking to the
court in the afternoon session, cited references to the Prophet Muhammad and
Jesus who had asked for forgiveness for those who opposed them.
Democrats Won the House
On November 7th, 2006, Democrats in the mid-term election regained control
of the house. What's to come? Now they can investigate into Bush's so called
corruptions.
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Part 4:
The next day came. The blond man was in the toilet reading the daily news:
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Babushka (Rumsfeld) Resigns
Bush's #2 Man Babushka Resigned Today
Asked whether Babushka's departure signaled a new direction in a war that has
claimed the lives of more than 2,800 U.S. troops and cost more than $300
billion, Bush said, "Well, there's certainly going to be new leadership at
the Pentagon." Just last week, as he campaigned to save the Republican
majority, Bush declared that Babushka would remain at the Pentagon through
the end of his term.
(Blond man speaks up: Man, Babushka resigned.)
World welcomes the Democratic win.
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The blond man came out of the toilet, and a skunk walked out of the sea. The
skunk walked up to the blond man, and said: "We have detected a vampire. He
said he wants to meet you."
Blond man: "Well, take me to him."
The blond man sat on his wheelchair and the heads of many skunks appeared in
the water. The wheelchair moved into the water, and the skunks moved under
the chair and together picked up high speeds swimming and carrying the
wheelchair on their backs, while giving out a somewhat usual boat propeller
sound, as if someone was blowing bubbly air in the bathtub.
In the ocean, at a great distance a giant cruise ship appeared. One of the
skunks spoke up and pointed: "He said he will meet you on that cruise ship."
They were moving very rapidly after the ship. They came up close from behind.
The blond man stood up on the backs of two skunks and they rose up into the
air. He gently peeked in under the rails, and saw that nobody was around.
He grabbed the rail and climbed into the ship.
He walked from the back of the ship to its side, and entered a bar. There
was music, a band, and people were sitting, drinking, dancing. He sat by the
bar and asked for a drink. Meanwhile he looked around at the people if any
one of them were vampires. He was checking people's mouths if they had
vampire teeth. The drink arrived, and the song ended. It was Elvis in full
shining armor, and began singing a party song.
People in the bar were partying. The blond man finished his drink and passed
some dollar bills to the waiter as he stood up. The waiter was looking at the
bills. They looked like ancient bills. He brought them from the 39th century.
They were nicely preserved and ironed.
He walked out of the bar and went back to the back of the boat. He stood by
the rail and watched the sea.
In the distance he noticed something in the air. It was someone, someone
flying on skis.
The man in the air came closer and then he arrived, and landed on the back of
the boat. The jet sounds on the skis went off.
"Just on time" he said, then asked: "Inberidested?"
Blond man: "Inberidested Instuiation, nice to meet you."
The two shook hands.
The man on the skis: "Just on time. No time to explain. We need to disappear.
I was spotted."
"By who?" - the blond man asked.
Vampire: "By the Russians. Hurry, put these on!"
The vampire grabbed a diving suit from behind, and they both dressed up
quickly.
Smaller military ships appeared, and in them stood men with light-blue skins,
one of them looking through binoculars.
With James Bond music, the two men after dressing up jumped into the water
below, and at that moment the Russian ships began firing at the cruise ship.
People aboard panicked, ran outside and saw missiles approaching which blew
the cruise ship to pieces.
The two men experienced the explosion under the water and they made a few
loops. They were not far from the surface and a large fire moved passed above
them and pieces of rubble moved into the water in all directions. Suddenly if
not a hundred vampires appeared approaching under them in the water, grabbed
them and lifted them up into the sky. They were gliding. Among them was Elvis.
The man who flew on skis before in the diving suit told them to let them go.
They were dropped back into the water, while the so called Russians with light
blue skis were firing into the air toward the vampires.
The two men plunged into the water, and they quickly began swimming down. Led
by the vampire, the blond man followed. The ocean surface was not far beneath
and there was still a lot of light from the Sun.
They swam, and in the distance a rocket appeared. They swam up to it. The
vampire opened a hatch, and climbed in and pointed so the blond man would
follow. He climbed inside after him. Then with a quick move the vampire
climbed out, and shut the door locked. The blond man was banging at the small
window wondering what's going on. The vampire was waving good bye as he must
have pushed some buttons, and the rocket engines began firing up. The vampire
swam away. The rocket began lifting up in the water, and rapidly shot up into
the sky. The Russians with light-blue faces on their military boats noticed,
and began firing after the rocket, but they missed. In the air next to the
rocket flying robo-skunks appeared and they were carrying the wheelchair.
The rocket left Earth's atmosphere and headed deep into space. It soon passed
the Moon, and headed somewhere. The blond man saw in the window as they were
passing not far from the Sun. The skunks and the wheelchair were slightly
reddish from the heat. The skunks burned their furs, and they were shiny
metallic robotic objects firing tiny rocket fuels from their backs.
In a few minutes time, a shiny object appeared ahead of them which grew
larger and larger. It was Saturn. The blond man pointed in the window to the
skunks that he needs to exit. One of the skunks used laser to cut the door of
the rocket open. Finally the door was forced open, and from the bottom of the
wheelchair, the skunks pulled out an astronaut suit and a helmet. Once the
door opened and in space, the blond man rushed to dress up in his space
outfit. He had less than 30 seconds for that job to survive. He quickly
dressed up, pulled up all the zippers, shut the helmet closed and warm air
rushed filled the astronaut suit, and his helmet quickly fogged in on the
inside.
The blond man sitting in his wheelchair and the robo skunks slowed back from
the rocket. The rocket flew in below Saturn, and moved up to Saturn's South
Pole, approached Saturn's clouds. Out of the clouds UFO-s emerged, inside
people with light-blue skins, and they were shooting at the approaching
rocket, but it navigated around the shots and headed straight into Saturn's
South Pole, then exploded. The explosion was so huge, that all the UFO-s blew
up. After the explosion, a huge whirling formed inside Saturn's clouds.
- -
The blond man pulled up in space in his astronaut suit sitting in his
wheelchair by the Cassini spacecraft that was orbiting the planet Saturn.
He moved close to Cassini and turned the camera toward this hurricane-like
swirling giant located at the South Pole of the planet.
At NASA, scientists were shocked that they were receiving images from the
wrong direction. Then, one of the workers noticed something interesting in
the picture. He called his colleagues: "Hey guys, come, check this out."
Several scientists came over to the researcher, and observed the object on
the image, apparently some giant eye that opened up as part of a storm
formation. They have never seen anything like this.
Scientist: "Wow. Look at this storm. The eye of this storm measures nearly
the size of Earth."
"What is this?" - one of the scientists was wondering.
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Part 5:
The man in the wheelchair opened a fold-down table (like in an airplane),
removed his laptop from underneath, opened it, and was rocketed by the now
metallic robo-skunks toward Earth. He was listening to music.
(Down on Earth Bush was arguing with politicians.)
He was browsing and opened the news, and flew off into the distance.
Speaking up: "The War of Debility is reliant upon having a boss. The world is
not 'debil' enough Mr. Brain super-Washingtonescu. The King wearing a naked
coat walks honorably stepping and represses all opponents, as he sees best."
In the news: After Rumsfeld resigned, the whole world watches Washington
politics of fighting terrorism and remodeling the Arab World, by erecting an
Iraq as a model for the whole Arab World, a model that is better than Arabs.
(Not that Bush is a racist.)
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World Welcomes Shift in US Politics
Elsewhere in the world, Iraqis celebrated Saddam's death sentence, and
Iraqis cheered Babushka's departure. Bush never left from Germany, why
should he from Iraq? - that is what's bothering me about this era.
[you figure it out: How can the world prove to him that being in Iraq with
a regime that has nothing to do with the terrorists at large - Osama, or
some who are scattered around the world, in places accross US cities, Canada,
UK suburbs, yet erecting an Iraq for the whole Arab world that is a new
standard, a model for the whole Arab world, a country better than Arabs.
For no little reasons Kofi Annan said the Iraq war is illegal imperialism
and to prevent this supremacy, Bush better give up this war. Though in the
USA everything is a war, and Americans patronize with this method of solving
problems. Bush is now listening to all phone calls in the World, and calls
this freedom. Its barbarism.
Timothy McVeigh once attacked the US government, so the whole American
World needs a military regime occupation?
Bush's Iraq war not only is based on sentiment and supremacy, it is
downright illegal supremacy.
Its a coup, erecting a model Iraq in the Arab World, by a boss who believes
the War of Debility is always reliant upon a boss. Degrading. Debilitating.
Corrupt. But tell that to a similar-minded company like Google that they
should stop their fascist supremacies. Like Bush's visions of Iraq as a
model for the whole Arab World, beneath these criminal supremacist corruptions
and urges for violating human-rights lay money. They call it politics, but
care little of Democracy, in fact focus on repressing all political
oppositions.]
Translating: For whatever the underlying prerogative of the current world
of politics, a time for change in Washington is on the table. The political
halls of justice are echoing. The hall is huge. A change that was unheard
of until today. And the events that opened up the political talk are
Babushka's resignation yesterday and the Democrats' access now to the Iraq
politics by the Democrats' win of the mid-term elections. The world welcomes
change, and I think Bush heard that. "The people have spoken, and now it's
time for us to move on" - Bush told reporters in the East Room on Wednesday.
[Move on from the notion that people have opinions, expressed them and nuf
is heard and time to move on? The Iraq war is not working. It can't work
based on racist sentiments driving the need to invade the whole Arab World
with a military regime that intends to set higher standards for their race.
Two years ago Bush was expressing to the world his conscious black and white
stance on his war business, as is: "The USA will not change" in a similar
connotation East Germany's President once said just before the wall came
down: "The Wall in Berlin will stay for at least another 50 years". Some
things are just hard-line blindness.
For him erecting a New Japan is the solution. This is not the 1940's.
Humanity has evolved since. Evolved? The USA's aim under Bush is to expand
globally as a regime, and send its military to more than 120 countries around
the World. No, closed door Washington. Supremacy is not a go as that is
racism, or better yet, the Iraq war represents corruption.]
Nancy Pelosi called Mr. Bush today dangerous and in denial, an "emperor with
no clothes" who has misled the country about Iraq and presided over an
economy that still fails many. "Americans are realizing that you can't found
the politics of a country on patriotic passion and reflexes," said French
schoolteacher Jean-Pierre Charpemtrat.
"You can't fool everybody all the time — and I think that's what Bush and
his administration are learning today."
150,000 Iraqis killed by insurgents
About 150,000 Iraqis have been killed by insurgents since the U.S.-led
invasion more than three years ago, a senior Iraqi official said Thursday.
For every person killed about three have been wounded in violence since the
war started in March 2003, Iraq's Health Minister Ali al-Shemari told
reporters in Vienna. It was the first overall casualty figure for the war
to be released by the Iraqi government, which took office on May 20.
Al-Shemari did not explain how he arrived at the figure or say whether that
number included Iraqi soldiers and police, as well as civilians. Also unclear
was if it included Iraqis killed in sectarian violence or only in insurgent
attacks. But he said the count was of "innocent" victims, suggesting civilians
only.
[Iraqis never killed an American citizen before Bush went there in the name
of war on terror. That's a death sentence right there. He wasn't allowed to
invade in a 1940's regime style and erect a new Japan, a country that is a
model for the whole Arab World, a country better than Arabs. One day
Americans will understand that this is a huge qoo qoo supremacist corruption
that is not representative of our time.]
Saddam is tried for the deaths of 180 thousand Kurds today
Egypt's president came out strongly against hanging Saddam Hussein, saying
in remarks published Thursday that it could make Iraq explode into more
violence. But Iraq's prime minister said the execution could take place by
the end of the year as new Iraqi law states the execution of the sentence
should happen within a month. Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak: "Carrying
out this verdict will explode violence like waterfalls in Iraq. Hanging
Saddam will transform (Iraq) into blood pools and lead to a deepening of
the sectarian and ethnic conflicts."
The Chairman of the Republican National Committee is stepping down
[He will step down in two months when his semester ends or something.]
War hero
A soldier in the US military, 1st Lt. Ehren Watada. He made contempt toward
officials for comments he made about President Bush and the Iraq war. He
received 6-8 years in jail for making contempt toward other officials. By
the military arresting him, the corruption deepens.
[One is arrested when raising a general Democratic concern like the Iraq war
should be handed over to the UN, but not if one raises Republican concerns.
That is my impression. Bringing an end to all Democratic arguments and
concerns is what Bush knows best as something best for the country. No.
The world will not shut up. There is a HUGE supremacy and repression problem,
President Bush. If the Iraq war is not working, and guess why Rumsfeld
stepped down, you quit. But the regime must go on, stay the course like
Hitler did.
As a Nobel Prize lauerate called President Bush's ignorance and selfishness
in his invisible King's coat as one that 11 year old can understand in schools.
Getting the job done, no matter what? You forget human pride and satisfy
yourself in your Ceausescu-driven remodeling of the Arab World. The same
remodeling fever under a Ceausescu's fascist leadership full of humanitarian
corruptions that finally ended Ceausescu's carrier.
Bushinochet, Bushescu, Bustapo, repressing all political opponents like
Pinochet is exactly what you are doing with your politics. Hardly not
noticeable. If it's not working, quit. Tell that to Pinochet, Ceausescu,
Hitler. A fascist invasion is happening in the Arab World. Osama, as
Timothy McVeigh with the whole American World did not attack with the
Whole Arab World. You are sentenced to a mental institution as you are an
unstoppable cult with the most uneducated and blinded supremacist and
fascist invasion in your hands. One could tell you to quit if its not
working, but you are a monster. Yes, one cannot live under constant lies,
not even in the USA. You are fired, King Kong wearing an invisible coat,
honorably stepping, and tell it to the kids: he likes to make wars. He
perceives Iraq as his. He would never allow handing Iraq over to the UN.
And those who raise general Democratic concerns in the military: jailed.
Those who make Republican concerns, are heroes. You know what? Wake up.]
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Part 6:
The blond man was back on the island, and printed out the daily news on a
toilet paper roll said to himself: "Stay away from vampires, you never know
what to expect", and moved back to the toilet.
In the news:
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"Waxman Coal" is assigned to investigate the Bush administration's running of
the government
Democratic Congressman Waxman Coal, aka special agent Coalwax - he is called
that because his skin is hairless and his skin is black as coal, so black
that when he gets angry his body beams read light. Applying soaply wax helps
his skin and appearance... He is bald.
Beneath the wax his skin really is black as coal. During his investigation of
the Bush Administration's running of the government, whenever Coalwax finds
something that makes him feel uncomfortable, he is seen speaking briefly to
his psychologist on the phone, where he asks for a quick understanding session.
It seems to help Coalwax, who with gratitude thanks his psychologist at the
end of his quick understanding session, hangs up the phone and gets back to
work investigating the Bush administration's running of the government. Hold
on, there he is, running to the telephone right now and jumping: "Oh doctor,
I need a quick understanding very urgently." The doctor quickly replied:
"I understand", and Coalwax thanked him ("thank you, thank you very much
doctor, I feel much better already") and happily returned to work. Moments
later after browsing the files (Coalwax files) Coalwax runs back to the phone
and tells the doctor nervously: "Doctor, I really need a very urgent quick
understanding now." The doctor told him: "I understand." Coalwax thanked the
doctor: "Thank you doctor, I feel much better already", and the doctor told
him: "You are very welcome" - and there he is, back browsing the Bush files,
licking his thumb, turning the pages... One page, two pages, he turns the
next page, licks his thumb, turns the page, this is Washington, and after 26
pages [twonny shikhs Washington DC pagesh (pagish)] he tumbles on something,
shakes up, starts beaming red light and runs back to the telephone to ask for
a quick understanding from his psychologist. Then he calms down, goes back
working, turns the pagesh happily (pagish) writes up all the reports, then
again. His face freezes on a page. He points and says quietly: One pagish,
two pagesh, three pagish. His skin starts beaming red light... Off work he
spends the night in a pond, and othertimes he likes to go to a movie theater
and sits in the last row.
His face (below) is waxed in this picture.
[picture of waxman standing in the center of a meeting room]
(text on the right of the picture:)
The name is Waxman. Waxman Coal.
Known simply as Special-agent Coalwax (left) seen ceremonially accepting
his assignment into investigating the Bush administration's running of the
government.
(text below the picture:)
Seen (above) just after a quick understanding session with his psychologist.
President Bush was introduced to a study group
Bush didn't waste time today either. He was motivated by the idea of change,
and asked a study group to come up with new ideas for the Iraq war.
Realizing that his current politics has eaten something very spicy for dinner
last night, he felt heavy as he met some people with whose help he is
expecting to come up with a new plan for his Iraq war at large. At the end
of his visit to the study group, President Bush's chair was very hot after
he slowly went home alone. At the exit someone helped him with his coat.
This study group where he went consisted of a dinner by members of a
blue-ribbon commission, a bipartisan Iraq Study Group. Upon Bush leaving the
highly cheerful group, he was told by the group that they will have the
recommendations for the changes in the Iraq war by the end of the year for him.
Scientists found a hurricane-like storm on Saturn
[picture of storm eye on Saturn]
NASA found a hurricane-like storm at the South Pole of Saturn. This storm is
a mystery as it looks like a Hurricane, but scientists are pretty certain
the source of this storm is not of a hurricane nature. The Cassini spacecraft
looked into the eye of this storm. Unlike hurricanes, this storm is locked
in place at the South Pole of the planet and is almost as large as Earth in
diameter.
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The blond man ripped the toilet paper and wiped his ass...
He walked outside, and sat down by the shore. A skunk swam by. The blond man
said to the skunk: "Well, I came here for a week. The week to study the week
of change. The week is almost over. What shall we do?"
After a pause the blond man asked: "What's the top American film today?"
The skunk replied: "Borat."
Blond man: "Well, let's go to the movies and see Borat."
- -
The blond man arrived to the shore of New York on the back of the skunks,
and decided to go without the wheelchair. He was dressed up, shaved. He
walked into the streets. He walked around, and observed the streets, the
taxicabs, people. On Broadway, he found a movie theater with a large Borat
sign. He paid for a ticket, and went inside, and took a seat. Soon the Borat
film started, and he was laughing with the audience.
Somewhere in the film the film suddenly stopped, and started melting on the
screen while a man was screaming out of control back up in the projection
room. People looked back up and blood spilled all over the glass and in
front of the projector. The blood appeared on the movie screen and was
slowly flowing down. Then there were cracking noises above on the ceiling.
In a moment's time the whole ceiling broke in one piece and dropped on the
audience. It seemed to be made of a soft material. From all the screaming
and yelling, the blond man climbed out on the side from underneath the
ceiling, and he saw a lot of vampires gathering up in the front podium,
among them Elvis. They lifted the ceiling, and climbed underneath. People
were screaming everywhere. The blond man looked up, and on the top of the
theater the sky was visible. Suddenly a vampire grabbed him and flew him out
the street through above. The blond man fought the vampire, and he was dropped. 'He fell for a few seconds, then he stepped down on the street.'
Behind him people were running outside from the theater. An old Jewish man
was standing nearby on the street and a vampire landed down in front of him
and opened his mouth. The old man told him: "Biting people is not a nice
thing to do." 'The vampire stood, then thought for a moment.'
Just then a UFO-s moved in from above, and a girl climbed out on the side
and her head appeared above. She had vampire teeth: "Inbedidested, I was
looking all over for you."
The vampires were eating up the people in the street around.
The blond man looked up and said: "Oh babe, I can't go home yet. I still
have one more day of homework studies. Why don't you stay here with me for
a day?"
Vampire girl: "Dear, honey, we are leaving to the rowing trip tomorrow,
did you forget?"
Blond man: "Oh, the rowing trip. I thing we better be heading home then."
In the movie theater in the last row Vaxman Coal stood up and jumped over
the rubble and ran out of the theater beaming red light. He asked: "Is there
a phone booth around here? I need to call my doctor. I need a quick
understanding here."
Blond man: "I understand."
Special Agent Coalwax stopped beaming red light: "You do?"
Blond man: "I really do."
Coalwax: "Oh, thank you, I feel so much better already, thank you..." - and
he ran off down the street.
The vampire girl lowered a rope down from the UFO and pulled the blond man up.
He climbed up, and climbed in from the top into the cabin. With old Star Trek
music the UFO raised up into the sky. Soon many robo-skunks and some of them
carrying a wheelchair joined them in space as the left Earth's atmosphere out
to space, and like a Star Trek ship jumping into warp speed, they went home.
- -
A young couple was walking on a beautiful day on the beach of an island, and
they stumbled on a hut. They walked to the hut, and the door was open. The
boy knocked, and fully opened the door, and they stepped in. The girl walked
up to the toilet and told her boyfriend: "Come over here, check this out."
Toilet rolls with printed news stories of Saddam and headline stories of the
past days were on the floor.
The End
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