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               Harry "The Goose" Deckard & Scott Clayton Present:

                

                

                                 "HURRICANE HIGH"

                

                                   EPISODE TWO:

                

                            "F I R S T  D A Y  B L U E S"

                

                                     PART THREE

                

               FADE IN:

               INT.  WRESTLING CLASS -- DAY

               We find ourselves in a HUGE, CURIOUSLY DECORATED Hall. In the middle is 
               A massive wrestling ring, the real McCoy, a cage ready to come down (with 
               a roof) steel chairs and dumpsters outside, Pews for the crowds, trolleys 
               full of weapons and wrestling uniforms.

               The teacher is THE JUDGE, a two time Wrestling world champion. He wears 
               a blue jumpsuit, sparring slippers, leather fingerless driving gloves 
               and a green Ninja like head thing, with slits for his nose and eyes. 
               This makes his voice slightly muffled.

               The class enter through the double doors.

                                     THE JUDGE
                         Welcome class.

               Spike, J.D and Daniel are the only friends in this class. Billy and his 
               friend RANDY PARKER, also loud and arrogant are behind them. Followed by 
               the ever present Random Pupil who is talking to Ackerley.

                                     ACKERLEY
                         Nice classroom. Where do we sit?

                                     THE JUDGE
                         In the pews, idiot.

                                     RANDY
                         Can we sit at the back?

                                     THE JUDGE
                         No "we" cannot! Now when The Judge says sit 
                         down, he means...

                                     BILLY
                         Pancakes?

                                     THE JUDGE
                         NO! HE MEANS SIT DOWN!

                                                       (CONTINUED)

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                                                                         2.


                                     RANDY
                         Don't shower us, sir.

                                     THE JUDGE
                         You're not funny, creep.

               Everyone begins to sit down. Judge presses a button and a human size 
               dummy falls down from above. Judge props it up against the wall and points 
               to it.

                                     THE JUDGE (CONT'D)
                         See this? This is a life-size, full bodied 
                         dummy of a human being.

               Judge picks the Dummy up like it was a paperweight.

                                     THE JUDGE (CONT'D)
                         This dummy weights two hundred and fifty 
                         pounds.

               He throws it the full weight across the room then runs towards it and 
               DROPKICKS it in the head, it's full strengthen human head EXPLODES.

                                     SPIKE
                         Shit.

                                     J.D
                         Sir, are you sure that is human sized?

                                     ACKERLEY
                         Yeah...cos that just squashed like a tomato...

               Spike immediately grabs hold of his nose (see last episode).    *

                                     THE JUDGE
                         Course it's true.

                                     SPIKE
                         Whoa, I can't wait to learn how to do that.

                                     THE JUDGE
                         Okay, I wanna see some of you fight.
                              (Points)
                         You and...                                             *
                              (Points again)
                         ...You. Come into the ring.

               The first one, LEE CLUKEY, a stocky bruiser who is in the mistaken view 
               that he's popular jumps over the fence like thing and climbs the ropes 
               and into the ring. He proceeds to climb the turnbuckle and swing his 
               hands around like he's cool.

                                     CLUKEY
                         It's gonna be like taking candy from a baby.

               HARRIET BARNES, small, gorgeous, dark red hair steps up. She's really 
               bubbly and loveable steps into the ring.

                                     CLUKEY (CONT'D)
                         I've got to fight a girl? Fuck this is gonna 
                         be easy.

                                     HARRIET
                         Come and find out how easy it is.

                                     THE JUDGE
                         Fighting talk, excellent.

               Judge rings a bell.

                                                       (CONTINUED)

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                                                                         3.


               Clukey smiles and rushes at Harriet, he BODYSLAMS her and KICKS her back 
               against the ropes. Harriet dodges back and Clukey PUNCHES her.

                                     THE JUDGE (CONT'D)
                         NO PUNCHING.

               Clukey trips Harriet and kicks her.

                                     BILLY
                         C'mon, fight.

               Harriet suddenly puts Clukey in a scissors hold and slams his head on 
               the floor. CRUNCH. Clukey jumps up but Harriet senses the upper hand and 
               clubs him to the cheek.

                                     CLUKEY
                         Aagh, bitch.

                                     HARRIET
                         I'm definitely not your bitch.

               Spike looks, he likes her.

                                     J.D
                              (Notices)
                         Like that piece of skirt huh?

                                     SPIKE
                         For a gingger she's nice.

                                     J.D
                         Mmmmmmm...she's okay.

                                                                      CUT TO:

               INT. KUNG FU (CHOY LI FUT) -- DAY

               The kung fu room is a small but cosy little place. Neil is the teacher. 
               His class is a motley affair. Yamcha sits on the floor next to Mitch 
               Marlough and a friend of Mitch's BARRY BUTCHER, an extremely tall and 
               big egoed martial artist.

                                     BARRY
                         Mitch, you're standing on my hand.

                                     MITCH MARLOUGH
                         Sorry.

                                     YAMCHA
                         Neil!

                                     SIFU NEIL
                         Hi, you were in my Meditation class weren't 
                         you? It's Chien, something.

                                     YAMCHA
                         Yamcha.

                                     BARRY
                         As in Dragonball Z?

                                     YAMCHA
                         YES!

                                     BARRY
                         Cool.

                                                       (CONTINUED)

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                                                                         4.


                                     SIFU NEIL
                         I imagine you all must be into Choy Li Fut 
                         so I'll stat by finding out what you are. 
                         Yamcha?

                                     YAMCHA
                         I'm orange sash.

                                     SIFU NEIL
                         Guy next to him.

                                     MITCH MARLOUGH
                         White.

                                     SIFU NEIL
                         Tall guy.

                                     BARRY
                         Brown.

               Neil is impressed.

                                     SIFU NEIL
                         Very good. You?

               He is looking at SUSAN JACOBS, a gingery-blonde girl with an exceptionally 
               nice body.

                                     SUSAN
                         Orange.

                                     SIFU NEIL
                              (Looks at Yamcha)
                         You two will make a good sparring pair then.

               Yamcha and Susan lock eyes.

                                     BARRY
                              (Whispering to Mitch)
                         Think there's chemistry?

                                     MITCH MARLOUGH
                         Yep, worse than biology class.

                                     BARRY
                         Funny.

               There is chemistry. A lot. Neil moves through the rest of the class.

                                                                      CUT TO:

               INT. KARATE CLASS -- DAY

               Emily is sitting next to another Slut, REBECCA. The teacher, Uderzo is 
               running on about the history of Karate.

                                     EMILY
                         I really fancy him.

                                     REBECCA
                         Does he know it?

                                     EMILY
                         No. But I can't wait to tell him.

                                     REBECCA
                         When you gonna do it?

                                                       (CONTINUED)

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                                                                         5.


                                     EMILY
                         At lunch.

                                     REBECCA
                         What's his name again?

                                     EMILY
                         Spike.

                                     REBECCA
                         He fit?

                                     EMILY
                         Sort of. But he's just so funny...oh...

                                                                      CUT TO:

               INT. WRESTLING CLASS -- DAY

               Meanwhile, Spike is ogling Harriet.

               Clukey hits the ropes hard and JUMPKICKS Harriet in the nose. A GASP 
               from the crowd.

                                     RANDOM PUPIL
                         Man, that's gotta hurt.

                                     BILLY
                         Tell me about it.

               Clukey knocks her against the turnbuckle and jumps in for the kick, she 
               ducks and his foot SMASHES into the turnbuckle.

                                     CLUKEY
                         AAGH!

                                     HARRIET
                         Give up?

                                     CLUKEY
                         Never.

                                     HARRIET
                         Fine. Just means I have to kill you a bit 
                         more.

                                     CLUKEY
                         Tough talk, bitch, tough talk.

               Clukey ROUNDHOUSE kicks her but she blocks and slams him against the 
               turnbuckle.

                                     THE JUDGE
                         GRAPPLE! GRAPPLE!

               Clukey grabs Harriet in a vicious headlock and rams her head into the 
               wall.

                                                                      CUT TO:

               INT. KUNG FU (CHOY LI FUT) -- DAY

               Yamcha and Barry talking, Mitch is at the front of the class and Neil is 
               showing how to get out of a headlock, these two all ready know it.

                                     YAMCHA
                         What other arts do you do?

                                                       (CONTINUED)

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                                                                         6.


                                     BARRY
                         I'm more of a kickboxer to be honest, but 
                         I've trained in Tae Kwon do. But that's a 
                         hard fucking art.

                                     YAMCHA
                         Which martial arts did you pick for your 
                         options?

                                     BARRY
                         Aikido and Kung Fu.

                                     YAMCHA
                         Yeah.

                                     BARRY
                         And you?

                                     YAMCHA
                         Choy Li Fut and Tae Kwon Do.

                                     BARRY
                         You'll like Tae, it's really good when you 
                         get into it.

                                     YAMCHA
                         It sounds it.

               Pause in conversation.

                                     YAMCHA (CONT'D)
                         Which part of the country do you come from?

                                     BARRY
                         Leeds.

                                     YAMCHA
                         Leeds, Leeds is cool.

                                     SIFU NEIL
                         Mr. Chien are you with us?

                                     YAMCHA
                         Oh, sorry sit but I already know this move.

                                     SIFU NEIL
                         Oh.

                                                                      CUT TO:

               INT. WRESTLING CLASS -- DAY

               Harriet on the floor, Clukey beating the crap out of her. Blood is 
               tricking out from her nose. Clukey picks her up and slams her down.

                                     THE JUDGE
                         Nice one. Now go for the pin, Clukey.

                                     CLUKEY
                         Can I deck her in a bit more?

               Spike, Daniel and J.D.

                                     SPIKE
                         Oh come on, sir, he's practically killing 
                         her end the match.

               The Judge turns on Spike and ROARS at him.

                                                       (CONTINUED)

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                                                                         7.


                                     THE JUDGE
                         SHUT UP YOU PATHETIC FIRST YEAR! IF I WASN'T 
                         TRYING TO CONCENTRATE I'D BLOODY KILL YOU....

                                     SPIKE
                         Okay...

                                     DANIEL
                         You like her don't you?

                                     J.D
                         Yeah, look at him, he’s smitten.

                                     SPIKE
                         Well...she's okay...

                                     J.D
                         Hell...look at that...

               Clukey has got Harriet in a stranglehold, she's screaming for help.

                                     THE JUDGE
                         That's it! BEAT HER! BEAT HER!

               Harriet turning red.

                                     SPIKE
                         I've had enough...

               Spike LEAPS over the fence.

                                     THE JUDGE
                         Hey, what're you doing?

                                     J.D
                         I thought you didn't intend to fight, Spike?

                                     SPIKE
                         Everyone goes back on there word once in 
                         their life.

               Spike leaps into the ring. Clukey has his back to him and has his knee 
               in Harriet's spine. Spike JUMPS and SIDEKICKS Clukey in the back of the 
               head.

                                     CLUKEY
                         HEY!

               Clukey spins.

                                     CLUKEY (CONT'D)
                         Oh you're dead. Can I take him on sir, can 
                         I?

                                     THE JUDGE
                         Yes.
                              (Randy and Billy)
                         You two, get her out of the ring.

                                     CLUKEY
                         You picked on the wrong guy, bitch.

                                     SPIKE
                         This is wrestling, hombre, no one beats me 
                         at wrestling.

               ANGLE ON

               The Judge, brimming with pleasure.

                                                       (CONTINUED)

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                                                                         8.


                                     THE JUDGE
                         This is great, great.

               Bookie enters.

                                     BOOKIE
                         Bets anyone?

               The class converge on Bookie.

                                                                   SWITCH TO:

               The Ring. Clukey POUNCES at Spike, Spike ducks and slams Clukey into the 
               ground. Clukey's best friend, ROBERT, a big kid with a squeaky voice 
               starts chanting.

                                     ROBERT
                         CLUKEY! CLUKEY! CLUKEY!

               Clukey smiles and grabs Spike, they grapple but it ends when Spike slams 
               into the hard edge of the turnbuckle, Clukey knees Spike in the chest 
               and backhands him - hard.

               Spike holds his weight on the turnbuckle and kicks Clukey with both legs. 
               He AXE-KICKS him and SMACKS Clukey's head into the ropes.

               Rob, sensing Clukey's losing, JUMPS into the ring. He ROUNDHOUSE KICKS 
               Spike in the ribs and Spike drops to the ground, winded.

                                     J.D
                         Hey that's unfair.

               J.D and Daniel enter the ring, as does another friend of Clukey's, SAM.

                                     SAM
                         I'm in too.

                                     DANIEL
                         This is good training for Dominguez.

                                     THE JUDGE
                         C'mon, three on three, fight!

                                     BOOKIE
                         More bets?

               He is again SWAMPED by the class and the teacher.

               Spike has got his breath back and there's a stand-off between the two 
               sides.

                                     ROBERT
                         Kill 'em.

                                     SAM
                         All.

               Sam kicks Daniel and RAMS him into the turnbuckle. J.D turns and KICKS 
               Clukey in the chin, he JUMPKICKS him again before he can hit the ground. 
               Robert JUMPS for J.D.

               Spike grabs Robert halfway through the air and SLAMS him back, taking 
               him down and kneeing him in the stomach. He spins and SNAP-KICKS him.

                                     J.D
                         Weaklings.

               J.D grapples with Clukey and when Judge isn't watching BREAKS HIS NOSE 
               with a firm twist to the BRIDGE of it.

                                                       (CONTINUED)

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                                                                         9.


                                     CLUKEY
                         AAAGH!

               Clukey collapses. Spike ELBOWS Robert in the nose and pulls Clukey into 
               a pinning position.

                                     THE JUDGE
                              (Counting him out)
                         One...

               Pause.

                                     THE JUDGE (CONT'D)
                         Two...

               Sam leaps for Spike and LANDS on his back, Daniel, J.D and Robert all 
               jump into save their friends and a big bundle style punch up goes on. 
               There's presumably lots of fouling.

               THE BELL RINGS and the group reluctantly part from each other.

                                     THE JUDGE (CONT'D)
                              (Points to Clukey, Robert 
                              and Daniel)
                         You, off to sick bay.
                              (To J.D, Sam and Spike)
                         You, to your next lesson. Well fought, Mr. 
                         Blackman. But next time only butt in when I 
                         tell you.

                                                                      CUT TO:

               INT. CORRIDOR -- CONTINUOUS

               They come out onto a small corridor. Sam walks ahead and J.D hits him 
               like a BULL, SLAMMING him into a few lockers. A few people cheer J.D on.

                                     J.D
                         Fucker.

               Billy and Randy come out last.

                                     J.D (CONT'D)
                         What you got now??

                                     SPIKE
                         It's lunch now, dickhead.

                                     J.D
                         Good point. What you got after lunch? I got 
                         Fighting with rage lessons.

                                     SPIKE
                         I got how to treat your girl lessons.

               Mitch Marlough joins them.

                                     MITCH MARLOUGH
                         Hi.

                                     J.D
                         Hey, Mitch.

                                     SPIKE
                         You seen Yamcha?

                                     MITCH MARLOUGH
                         Yeah, he's...

                                                       (CONTINUED)

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                                                                        10.


                                     YAMCHA (O.S.)
                         Here.

               Yamcha joins them.

                                     YAMCHA (CONT'D)
                         Man, I have met the fittest girl in my Kung 
                         Fu lessons. I really have to get to know 
                         her.

                                     SPIKE
                         After we've gotten something to eat maybe.

                                     J.D
                         I have a detention with Crazy Jake, so I'll 
                         see ya later.

                                     SPIKE
                         What about the fight with Domniguez?

                                     J.D
                         Um, get Yamcha to help.

               J.D heads off.

                                     SPIKE
                         Will you help?

                                     YAMCHA
                         Of course.

                                     MITCH MARLOUGH
                         It's that Susan girl you like isn't it?

                                     YAMCHA
                         Susan Day.

                                     MITCH MARLOUGH
                         Susan Day, how many kids did you kill today?

                                     YAMCHA
                         The fuck?

                                     SPIKE
                         It's Stephen King.

                                     SPIKE/MITCH MARLOUGH
                         "Insomnia".

                                     YAMCHA
                         Oh. She has the most beautiful face. Except 
                         her nose is kinda biggish, she has a nice 
                         body, except her legs are kinda fat and she 
                         has the most beautiful hair, except it's 
                         kinda gingery.

                                     MITCH MARLOUGH
                         Thought you fancied her?

                                     YAMCHA
                         I do.

               They walk towards the CANTEEN.

                                     YAMCHA (CONT'D)
                         Where's Daniel?

                                                       (CONTINUED)

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                                                                        11.


                                     SPIKE
                         Sick bay, we'll go fetch him after we've 
                         eaten.

                                     MITCH MARLOUGH
                         Is this the canteen?

                                     YAMCHA
                         Yeah.

                                                                      CUT TO:

               INT. SICK BAY -- DAY

               Daniel and Harriet are in a separate sick bay room, they both sit in 
               chairs near each other. They haven't said a word to each other, Daniel's 
               uncomfortable around girls. Harriet can't think of anything to say until 
               finally:

                                     HARRIET
                         Do you know the kid who saved me?

                                     DANIEL
                         Who? Spike? Yeah, he's my friend.

                                     HARRIET
                         Oh. Right.

               As if on que Spike and Yamcha appear.

                                     YAMCHA
                         Are you ready for the fight?

                                     DANIEL
                         Me? Yeah, where's the other guy...
                              (Remembers name)
                         J.D?

                                     YAMCHA
                         Detention.  So I'm helping.

                                     DANIEL
                         You! But you're weak?

                                     YAMCHA
                         ME! Weak! You're the one who just stood there 
                         like a fat brick...

                                     DANIEL
                         You calling me fat?

                                     SPIKE
                         SHUT UP, BOTH OF YOU.

                                     HARRIET
                         Hi.

                                     SPIKE
                         Hi.

                                     HARRIET
                         Thanks, for helping me. I owe you one.

                                     SPIKE
                         Yeah, you owe me a...
                              (Winks)
                         Big one.

                                                       (CONTINUED)

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                                                                        12.


                                     HARRIET
                              (Smiles)
                         Funny.

                                     YAMCHA
                         C'mon, let's go.

               Spike blows a kiss at Harriet, turns and leaves with the other two. Mitch 
               Marlough joins them.

                                     MITCH MARLOUGH
                         Hey, where'd you go?

                                     YAMCHA
                         Where d'you think? Sick bay.

                                                                      CUT TO:

               EXT. COURTYARD -- MOMENTS LATER

               Yamcha, Mitch, Daniel and Spike step out, looking hard.

                                     DOMNIGUEZ (O.S.)
                         You ready?

               They turn to see Domniguez and five or six hard friends.

                                     YAMCHA
                         Shit.

               The group RUN into the school.

                                                                      CUT TO:

               EXT. COURTYARD -- MOMENTS LATER

               Yamcha, Spike, J.D, Daniel, Barry and Mitch Marlough step out.

                                     DOMNIGUEZ
                         Oh, so you didn't chicken out completley.

               Dominguez, Ty and Lee are in front. The others are ZITS, FARROW and TIDY.

                                     TIDY
                         You want us to fight these puny first years, 
                         man, Domniguez, you're loosing your grip.

                                     TY
                         Shut up, Tidy.

                                     DOMNIGUEZ
                         Well come on then, First Years, receive your 
                         death punishment!

               We go for a SLO-MO, "RESEVOIR DOGS" style movement as the six first years 
               do their "hardmen-slow" walk over to the enemy. The music from "JAWS" 
               starts playing as part of the show's random soundtrack.

               The slo-mo stops as bigheaded Barry jumps out in front of the others.

                                     BARRY
                         Hey, bitches, come and try this on someone 
                         your own size. I could kick your asses with 
                         my hands tied behind my back...I could break 
                         your necks with my little finger, I could 
                         pick you up with my big toe and...and...

               They CHARGE at him, Barry gets PULLED down and beaten up in a crowd of 
               mad boys. He struggles in vain.

                                                       (CONTINUED)

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                                                                        13.


                                     DANIEL
                         Smart move, Barry.
                                     SPIKE
                         How about we quit while we're ahead?

                                     MITCH MARLOUGH
                         Ahead?

                                     YAMCHA
                         Fight them...

               Yamcha runs up to Tidy and DROPKICKS him in the face, a pause. Tidy grabs 
               Yamcha by the foot and begins swinging him around, Daniel RUGBY TACKLES 
               Tidy and Yamcha falls off his hand.

               Ty and Farrow move towards Spike.

                                     SPIKE
                         Hey, this is not what I wanted.

               They converge on him.

               Yamcha runs into Dominguez, Lee and Zits while Daniel FIGHTS Tidy.

               Mitch comes in and RAMS into Ty. Ty punches him, Mitch blocks with a 
               Chopsau. Ty goes for an outside spinning kick but Mitch hits him with an 
               invisble bolt of KINETIC POWER and Ty is PROPELLED across the floor.

                                     TY
                         Hey! You didn't even hit me.

               Barry kicks and punches into Dominguez, really kicking his ass. Dominguez 
               flies back, but turns and hits him with his open palms.

               Yamcha is fighting with Zits, Zits is second only in strength to Dominguez 
               and is holding his own with a blend of Tae Kwon Do and Karate. Yamcha 
               gets few quick inside kicks.

                                     ZITS
                         You won't beat me, homeboy! Why even bother?

                                     YAMCHA
                         Get some spot remover and get outa my face, 
                         bitch.

               Daniel WHACKS Tidy with his forearm and grabs his ear, he twists it around 
               until Tidy howls.

               Dominguez PAWS Barry out the way and SLAMS his full weight into Daniel 
               and Tidy. They go off like skittles.

                                     DOMNIGUEZ
                         HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

               Farrow is striking at Spike, who just matches him in blocking. Blow for 
               blow.

                                     FARROW
                         You fight well, but not well enough.

               Spike hits him in the face with a quick dragon claw. Farrow FLOPS over.

               Dominguez hits Barry with a five star combo and he falls. Dominguez grabs 
               hold of Mitch and throws him as far as he can.

               Yamcha KICKS out at him, Dominguez blocks and SLAMS him down on the 
               ground. Dominguez leans over him, grinning.

                                                       (CONTINUED)

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                                                                        14.


                                     DOMNIGUEZ
                         Thought you were hard, First year? Come back 
                         in a few years.

                                     YAMCHA
                         You have the worst breath imaginable.

                                     DOMNIGUEZ
                         I know, but the girls love it.

               FIVE GIRLS POP UP ON SCREEN.

                                     GIRLS
                         Oh...Dominguez, we love you.

                                     DOMNIGUEZ
                         You only want me for my breath!

                                     HOLLY (O.S.)
                         Hey, he's mine.

               Holly comes into frame.

                                     HOLLY (CONT'D)
                         Hey, Dom, are you coming? We're going to the 
                         canteen.

                                     DOMNIGUEZ
                         Okay.

               SMASH! Dominguez punches Yamcha as hard as he can. Yamcha's eyes roll 
               back and a few birds TWEET over his head.

                                     DOMNIGUEZ (CONT'D)
                         C'mon guys.

               Daniel is KNOCKED off of Tidy and KICKED to the ground. Farrow is picked 
               up and dragged away. Mitch and Spike are the only two left standing.

                                     TY
                              (Singing)
                         "We are the champions! We are the champions! 
                         Joyful and triumphant..."                              *
                              (Voice fades away)

               Mitch's glasses are askew and his lip has been cut open. Spike is shaking 
               his head after the defeat. He DRAGS Daniel to his feet.

                                     SPIKE
                         Well done, nice way to get beaten.

               The crowd that has gathered start to come in and comfort the boys.

                                     RANDOM PUPIL
                         Hey don't worry about it, Dominguez is one 
                         of the hardest kids in the school you were 
                         lucky to still be alive.

                                     CROWD
                              (Cheers them)

               Daniel is annoyed.

                                     DANIEL
                         Not my fault, we lost one of our best fighters - 
                         J.D.

               Barry comes too.

                                                       (CONTINUED)

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                                                                        15.


                                     BARRY
                         The hell happened there?

                

                                     BOOKIE
                         C'mon, those who bet on the losers pay up,  
                         the rest of you come get your money. C'mon, 
                         whichever tossers betted...

               SMACK! Barry PUNCHES him in the jaw.

                                     BARRY
                         Can't believe that, one of them musta got a 
                         lucky punch in there.

               The school's main medic, a frumpy woman named MATRON waddles up to Yamcha. 
               She tries to shake him awake.

                                     MATRON
                         Tut, knocked out for the count.

               She picks him up like he was a sack of potatoes.

                                     MATRON (CONT'D)
                         To sick bay with you.

                                     MITCH MARLOUGH
                         Whoa, Yamcha got seriously fucked over.

                                                                    FADE OUT:

                

                                  END PART THREE

                            PART FOUR: "FIRST DAY BLUES"

                

                

               FADE IN:

               INT. HOW TO TREAT YOUR GIRL CLASS -- LATER

               The room is small, cosy and decorated with very questionable (mostly 
               sexual) cartoons of men and women. The teacher is a smooth, slightly 
               goofy charmer named REMUS LOCKHAN.

               The pupils sit on desks of four. Spike, the bandaged Yamcha, Billy and a 
               small, crazy kid named QUENTIN sit on the back table.

               Daniel, J.D, Randy and Random Pupil are in front of them. The last few 
               pupils come in.

                                     LOCKHAN
                              (Questionable hand 
                              gestures; lisp)
                         Oh, come in children, there you are, thit' 
                         there my little darling. Right in front of 
                         good ole Mr. Lockhan.

               Lockhan turns to the class.

                                     LOCKHAN (CONT'D)
                         Good afternoon clath'.
                                     (MORE)

                                                       (CONTINUED)

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                                                                        16.


                                     LOCKHAN (CONT'D)
                         Now you may wonder why good ole Mr. Lockhan 
                         is teaching you how to treat a girl, or how 
                         to get a girl. But it is thimply because we 
                         all now that hard, mean, motherfuckerth' get 
                         the girls of their dreamth' and when you 
                         come out you will all be hard, mean, 
                         motherfuckerth. Tho' you need to learn how 
                         to look after the fairer thex don't you.

                                     BILLY
                         Sir?

                                     LOCKHAN
                         Yeth?

                                     BILLY
                         Say "She sells seashores by the sea".

                                     LOCKHAN
                         Very well. "The thells theathores by the 
                         thea". What'th wrong with that, my good little 
                         chap?

               Laughter.

                                     LOCKHAN (CONT'D)
                         Anyway, on with today'th lethon. In thith 
                         clath you will learn how to get the girl of 
                         your wet dreamth, literally. Using special 
                         technology we will create a clone of your 
                         dream girl and thow you how to get her before 
                         your friendth.

                                     QUENTIN
                         But, sir, if all of our friends have dream 
                         girls then...

                                     LOCKHAN
                         Thut up! Thut up you ignorant boy.

                                     BILLY
                         Sir, say Spunk.

                                     LOCKHAN
                         Thpunk.

               Laughter. 

                                     RANDOM PUPIL
                         Sir, you have lisp.

                                      

                                     LOCKHAN
                              (Alarmed)
                         Do I! Do I really! Oh...you...you mutht be 
                         kidding! Oh...

               Pause.

                                     LOCKHAN (CONT'D)
                         Anyway, next monday we will create the girlth 
                         but firtht I want you to read this theet and 
                         answer the questionth about how to pull.

                                                                     FADE TO:

                                                       (CONTINUED)

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               INT. MAIN HALL -- AFTERNOON

               All of the first year begin to filter into the main hall. Headmaster 
               stands on the stage welcoming them all. It's been the end of a long, 
               hard first day at school. Although a few people have had beatings and 
               the like no one has been seriously injured.

               We see Yamcha and Spike filter in; Spike sits down and turns to see he's 
               sitting next to Harriet! His heart skips a beat.

                                     HARRIET
                         Hi.

                                     SPIKE
                         Hey.

               The rest of the year enter. Headmaster stands up.

                                     HEADMASTER
                         Ssh! Please, SHUT THE FUCK UP.

               Silence.

                                     HEADMASTER (CONT'D)
                         Thank you. So, after a long, strenuous first 
                         day at Hurricane High I can see that you're 
                         still awake and rearing to go.
                              (Pause)
                         Just joking. I won't keep you very long, but 
                         long enough to explain about dormitories. As 
                         this schools make new friends/enemies policy, 
                         you will not be put in a dormitory with any 
                         of your friends.

               A few groans.

                                     HEADMASTER (CONT'D)
                         But don't worry, at least you'll have your 
                         own personal punchbag if you don't like the 
                         other person. Think of it that way.

               Quentin's hand goes up.

                                     HEADMASTER (CONT'D)
                         Yes?

                                     QUENTIN
                         Considering the general pluses and minuses 
                         of your policy I'd say that it's an open 
                         door to all kinds of bullying and other pain 
                         for unpopular students. So as a firm believer 
                         in non bullying I would you like to ask you 
                         to reconsider.

               A pause.

                                     HEADMASTER
                         Okay, I've reconsidered.

                                     QUENTIN
                         And what do you say to my idea?

                                     HEADMASTER
                         It sucks. Now your new dormitory lists are 
                         now being handed out.

               The PREFECTS, a group of nerdy fighters begin handing out little snippets 
               of paper.

                                                       (CONTINUED)

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                                                                        18.


                                     YAMCHA
                         Doesn't look like we'll be in a dormitory 
                         together.

                                     SPIKE
                         No.

               Spike is handed a piece of paper.

                                     YAMCHA
                         What's it say?

                                     SPIKE
                         Room 3B. 1. Spike Blackman. 2. Billy Lampard. 
                         3. Lee Clukey.

                                     YAMCHA
                         Know either of them?

                                     SPIKE
                         Isn't Billy in some of our classes?

                                     YAMCHA
                         Yeah, what about the other dude?

                                     SPIKE
                         Erm, I kinda beat him up in Wrestling class.

                                     YAMCHA
                         Oh.

               Yamcha recieves his.

                                     YAMCHA (CONT'D)
                         Room 5C. 1. Quentin Tynecaster. 2. Yamcha 
                         Chien. 3. Randy Parkinson.
                              (Pause)
                         Randy's okay, he's some of my classes. But 
                         Quentin's weird.

                                     HEADMASTER
                         Now, pupils onto your dormitories.

                                                                    FADE OUT:

               ANGLE ON

               The school flag.

                                     NARRATOR
                         And in the next installment of "Hurricane 
                         High", we begin the "Ringmaster Saga". A 
                         four episode special about some strange goings 
                         on at the school. Find out about that next 
                         time on HURRICANE HIGH.

                                     THE END 

                

                

                

                

                

                

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