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Harry "The Goose" Deckard & Scott Clayton Present:
"HURRICANE HIGH"
EPISODE TWO:
"F I R S T D A Y B L U E S"
PART THREE
FADE IN:
INT. WRESTLING CLASS -- DAY
We find ourselves in a HUGE, CURIOUSLY DECORATED Hall. In the middle is
A massive wrestling ring, the real McCoy, a cage ready to come down (with
a roof) steel chairs and dumpsters outside, Pews for the crowds, trolleys
full of weapons and wrestling uniforms.
The teacher is THE JUDGE, a two time Wrestling world champion. He wears
a blue jumpsuit, sparring slippers, leather fingerless driving gloves
and a green Ninja like head thing, with slits for his nose and eyes.
This makes his voice slightly muffled.
The class enter through the double doors.
THE JUDGE
Welcome class.
Spike, J.D and Daniel are the only friends in this class. Billy and his
friend RANDY PARKER, also loud and arrogant are behind them. Followed by
the ever present Random Pupil who is talking to Ackerley.
ACKERLEY
Nice classroom. Where do we sit?
THE JUDGE
In the pews, idiot.
RANDY
Can we sit at the back?
THE JUDGE
No "we" cannot! Now when The Judge says sit
down, he means...
BILLY
Pancakes?
THE JUDGE
NO! HE MEANS SIT DOWN!
(CONTINUED)
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2.
RANDY
Don't shower us, sir.
THE JUDGE
You're not funny, creep.
Everyone begins to sit down. Judge presses a button and a human size
dummy falls down from above. Judge props it up against the wall and points
to it.
THE JUDGE (CONT'D)
See this? This is a life-size, full bodied
dummy of a human being.
Judge picks the Dummy up like it was a paperweight.
THE JUDGE (CONT'D)
This dummy weights two hundred and fifty
pounds.
He throws it the full weight across the room then runs towards it and
DROPKICKS it in the head, it's full strengthen human head EXPLODES.
SPIKE
Shit.
J.D
Sir, are you sure that is human sized?
ACKERLEY
Yeah...cos that just squashed like a tomato...
Spike immediately grabs hold of his nose (see last episode). *
THE JUDGE
Course it's true.
SPIKE
Whoa, I can't wait to learn how to do that.
THE JUDGE
Okay, I wanna see some of you fight.
(Points)
You and... *
(Points again)
...You. Come into the ring.
The first one, LEE CLUKEY, a stocky bruiser who is in the mistaken view
that he's popular jumps over the fence like thing and climbs the ropes
and into the ring. He proceeds to climb the turnbuckle and swing his
hands around like he's cool.
CLUKEY
It's gonna be like taking candy from a baby.
HARRIET BARNES, small, gorgeous, dark red hair steps up. She's really
bubbly and loveable steps into the ring.
CLUKEY (CONT'D)
I've got to fight a girl? Fuck this is gonna
be easy.
HARRIET
Come and find out how easy it is.
THE JUDGE
Fighting talk, excellent.
Judge rings a bell.
(CONTINUED)
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3.
Clukey smiles and rushes at Harriet, he BODYSLAMS her and KICKS her back
against the ropes. Harriet dodges back and Clukey PUNCHES her.
THE JUDGE (CONT'D)
NO PUNCHING.
Clukey trips Harriet and kicks her.
BILLY
C'mon, fight.
Harriet suddenly puts Clukey in a scissors hold and slams his head on
the floor. CRUNCH. Clukey jumps up but Harriet senses the upper hand and
clubs him to the cheek.
CLUKEY
Aagh, bitch.
HARRIET
I'm definitely not your bitch.
Spike looks, he likes her.
J.D
(Notices)
Like that piece of skirt huh?
SPIKE
For a gingger she's nice.
J.D
Mmmmmmm...she's okay.
CUT TO:
INT. KUNG FU (CHOY LI FUT) -- DAY
The kung fu room is a small but cosy little place. Neil is the teacher.
His class is a motley affair. Yamcha sits on the floor next to Mitch
Marlough and a friend of Mitch's BARRY BUTCHER, an extremely tall and
big egoed martial artist.
BARRY
Mitch, you're standing on my hand.
MITCH MARLOUGH
Sorry.
YAMCHA
Neil!
SIFU NEIL
Hi, you were in my Meditation class weren't
you? It's Chien, something.
YAMCHA
Yamcha.
BARRY
As in Dragonball Z?
YAMCHA
YES!
BARRY
Cool.
(CONTINUED)
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4.
SIFU NEIL
I imagine you all must be into Choy Li Fut
so I'll stat by finding out what you are.
Yamcha?
YAMCHA
I'm orange sash.
SIFU NEIL
Guy next to him.
MITCH MARLOUGH
White.
SIFU NEIL
Tall guy.
BARRY
Brown.
Neil is impressed.
SIFU NEIL
Very good. You?
He is looking at SUSAN JACOBS, a gingery-blonde girl with an exceptionally
nice body.
SUSAN
Orange.
SIFU NEIL
(Looks at Yamcha)
You two will make a good sparring pair then.
Yamcha and Susan lock eyes.
BARRY
(Whispering to Mitch)
Think there's chemistry?
MITCH MARLOUGH
Yep, worse than biology class.
BARRY
Funny.
There is chemistry. A lot. Neil moves through the rest of the class.
CUT TO:
INT. KARATE CLASS -- DAY
Emily is sitting next to another Slut, REBECCA. The teacher, Uderzo is
running on about the history of Karate.
EMILY
I really fancy him.
REBECCA
Does he know it?
EMILY
No. But I can't wait to tell him.
REBECCA
When you gonna do it?
(CONTINUED)
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5.
EMILY
At lunch.
REBECCA
What's his name again?
EMILY
Spike.
REBECCA
He fit?
EMILY
Sort of. But he's just so funny...oh...
CUT TO:
INT. WRESTLING CLASS -- DAY
Meanwhile, Spike is ogling Harriet.
Clukey hits the ropes hard and JUMPKICKS Harriet in the nose. A GASP
from the crowd.
RANDOM PUPIL
Man, that's gotta hurt.
BILLY
Tell me about it.
Clukey knocks her against the turnbuckle and jumps in for the kick, she
ducks and his foot SMASHES into the turnbuckle.
CLUKEY
AAGH!
HARRIET
Give up?
CLUKEY
Never.
HARRIET
Fine. Just means I have to kill you a bit
more.
CLUKEY
Tough talk, bitch, tough talk.
Clukey ROUNDHOUSE kicks her but she blocks and slams him against the
turnbuckle.
THE JUDGE
GRAPPLE! GRAPPLE!
Clukey grabs Harriet in a vicious headlock and rams her head into the
wall.
CUT TO:
INT. KUNG FU (CHOY LI FUT) -- DAY
Yamcha and Barry talking, Mitch is at the front of the class and Neil is
showing how to get out of a headlock, these two all ready know it.
YAMCHA
What other arts do you do?
(CONTINUED)
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6.
BARRY
I'm more of a kickboxer to be honest, but
I've trained in Tae Kwon do. But that's a
hard fucking art.
YAMCHA
Which martial arts did you pick for your
options?
BARRY
Aikido and Kung Fu.
YAMCHA
Yeah.
BARRY
And you?
YAMCHA
Choy Li Fut and Tae Kwon Do.
BARRY
You'll like Tae, it's really good when you
get into it.
YAMCHA
It sounds it.
Pause in conversation.
YAMCHA (CONT'D)
Which part of the country do you come from?
BARRY
Leeds.
YAMCHA
Leeds, Leeds is cool.
SIFU NEIL
Mr. Chien are you with us?
YAMCHA
Oh, sorry sit but I already know this move.
SIFU NEIL
Oh.
CUT TO:
INT. WRESTLING CLASS -- DAY
Harriet on the floor, Clukey beating the crap out of her. Blood is
tricking out from her nose. Clukey picks her up and slams her down.
THE JUDGE
Nice one. Now go for the pin, Clukey.
CLUKEY
Can I deck her in a bit more?
Spike, Daniel and J.D.
SPIKE
Oh come on, sir, he's practically killing
her end the match.
The Judge turns on Spike and ROARS at him.
(CONTINUED)
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7.
THE JUDGE
SHUT UP YOU PATHETIC FIRST YEAR! IF I WASN'T
TRYING TO CONCENTRATE I'D BLOODY KILL YOU....
SPIKE
Okay...
DANIEL
You like her don't you?
J.D
Yeah, look at him, he’s smitten.
SPIKE
Well...she's okay...
J.D
Hell...look at that...
Clukey has got Harriet in a stranglehold, she's screaming for help.
THE JUDGE
That's it! BEAT HER! BEAT HER!
Harriet turning red.
SPIKE
I've had enough...
Spike LEAPS over the fence.
THE JUDGE
Hey, what're you doing?
J.D
I thought you didn't intend to fight, Spike?
SPIKE
Everyone goes back on there word once in
their life.
Spike leaps into the ring. Clukey has his back to him and has his knee
in Harriet's spine. Spike JUMPS and SIDEKICKS Clukey in the back of the
head.
CLUKEY
HEY!
Clukey spins.
CLUKEY (CONT'D)
Oh you're dead. Can I take him on sir, can
I?
THE JUDGE
Yes.
(Randy and Billy)
You two, get her out of the ring.
CLUKEY
You picked on the wrong guy, bitch.
SPIKE
This is wrestling, hombre, no one beats me
at wrestling.
ANGLE ON
The Judge, brimming with pleasure.
(CONTINUED)
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8.
THE JUDGE
This is great, great.
Bookie enters.
BOOKIE
Bets anyone?
The class converge on Bookie.
SWITCH TO:
The Ring. Clukey POUNCES at Spike, Spike ducks and slams Clukey into the
ground. Clukey's best friend, ROBERT, a big kid with a squeaky voice
starts chanting.
ROBERT
CLUKEY! CLUKEY! CLUKEY!
Clukey smiles and grabs Spike, they grapple but it ends when Spike slams
into the hard edge of the turnbuckle, Clukey knees Spike in the chest
and backhands him - hard.
Spike holds his weight on the turnbuckle and kicks Clukey with both legs.
He AXE-KICKS him and SMACKS Clukey's head into the ropes.
Rob, sensing Clukey's losing, JUMPS into the ring. He ROUNDHOUSE KICKS
Spike in the ribs and Spike drops to the ground, winded.
J.D
Hey that's unfair.
J.D and Daniel enter the ring, as does another friend of Clukey's, SAM.
SAM
I'm in too.
DANIEL
This is good training for Dominguez.
THE JUDGE
C'mon, three on three, fight!
BOOKIE
More bets?
He is again SWAMPED by the class and the teacher.
Spike has got his breath back and there's a stand-off between the two
sides.
ROBERT
Kill 'em.
SAM
All.
Sam kicks Daniel and RAMS him into the turnbuckle. J.D turns and KICKS
Clukey in the chin, he JUMPKICKS him again before he can hit the ground.
Robert JUMPS for J.D.
Spike grabs Robert halfway through the air and SLAMS him back, taking
him down and kneeing him in the stomach. He spins and SNAP-KICKS him.
J.D
Weaklings.
J.D grapples with Clukey and when Judge isn't watching BREAKS HIS NOSE
with a firm twist to the BRIDGE of it.
(CONTINUED)
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9.
CLUKEY
AAAGH!
Clukey collapses. Spike ELBOWS Robert in the nose and pulls Clukey into
a pinning position.
THE JUDGE
(Counting him out)
One...
Pause.
THE JUDGE (CONT'D)
Two...
Sam leaps for Spike and LANDS on his back, Daniel, J.D and Robert all
jump into save their friends and a big bundle style punch up goes on.
There's presumably lots of fouling.
THE BELL RINGS and the group reluctantly part from each other.
THE JUDGE (CONT'D)
(Points to Clukey, Robert
and Daniel)
You, off to sick bay.
(To J.D, Sam and Spike)
You, to your next lesson. Well fought, Mr.
Blackman. But next time only butt in when I
tell you.
CUT TO:
INT. CORRIDOR -- CONTINUOUS
They come out onto a small corridor. Sam walks ahead and J.D hits him
like a BULL, SLAMMING him into a few lockers. A few people cheer J.D on.
J.D
Fucker.
Billy and Randy come out last.
J.D (CONT'D)
What you got now??
SPIKE
It's lunch now, dickhead.
J.D
Good point. What you got after lunch? I got
Fighting with rage lessons.
SPIKE
I got how to treat your girl lessons.
Mitch Marlough joins them.
MITCH MARLOUGH
Hi.
J.D
Hey, Mitch.
SPIKE
You seen Yamcha?
MITCH MARLOUGH
Yeah, he's...
(CONTINUED)
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10.
YAMCHA (O.S.)
Here.
Yamcha joins them.
YAMCHA (CONT'D)
Man, I have met the fittest girl in my Kung
Fu lessons. I really have to get to know
her.
SPIKE
After we've gotten something to eat maybe.
J.D
I have a detention with Crazy Jake, so I'll
see ya later.
SPIKE
What about the fight with Domniguez?
J.D
Um, get Yamcha to help.
J.D heads off.
SPIKE
Will you help?
YAMCHA
Of course.
MITCH MARLOUGH
It's that Susan girl you like isn't it?
YAMCHA
Susan Day.
MITCH MARLOUGH
Susan Day, how many kids did you kill today?
YAMCHA
The fuck?
SPIKE
It's Stephen King.
SPIKE/MITCH MARLOUGH
"Insomnia".
YAMCHA
Oh. She has the most beautiful face. Except
her nose is kinda biggish, she has a nice
body, except her legs are kinda fat and she
has the most beautiful hair, except it's
kinda gingery.
MITCH MARLOUGH
Thought you fancied her?
YAMCHA
I do.
They walk towards the CANTEEN.
YAMCHA (CONT'D)
Where's Daniel?
(CONTINUED)
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11.
SPIKE
Sick bay, we'll go fetch him after we've
eaten.
MITCH MARLOUGH
Is this the canteen?
YAMCHA
Yeah.
CUT TO:
INT. SICK BAY -- DAY
Daniel and Harriet are in a separate sick bay room, they both sit in
chairs near each other. They haven't said a word to each other, Daniel's
uncomfortable around girls. Harriet can't think of anything to say until
finally:
HARRIET
Do you know the kid who saved me?
DANIEL
Who? Spike? Yeah, he's my friend.
HARRIET
Oh. Right.
As if on que Spike and Yamcha appear.
YAMCHA
Are you ready for the fight?
DANIEL
Me? Yeah, where's the other guy...
(Remembers name)
J.D?
YAMCHA
Detention. So I'm helping.
DANIEL
You! But you're weak?
YAMCHA
ME! Weak! You're the one who just stood there
like a fat brick...
DANIEL
You calling me fat?
SPIKE
SHUT UP, BOTH OF YOU.
HARRIET
Hi.
SPIKE
Hi.
HARRIET
Thanks, for helping me. I owe you one.
SPIKE
Yeah, you owe me a...
(Winks)
Big one.
(CONTINUED)
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12.
HARRIET
(Smiles)
Funny.
YAMCHA
C'mon, let's go.
Spike blows a kiss at Harriet, turns and leaves with the other two. Mitch
Marlough joins them.
MITCH MARLOUGH
Hey, where'd you go?
YAMCHA
Where d'you think? Sick bay.
CUT TO:
EXT. COURTYARD -- MOMENTS LATER
Yamcha, Mitch, Daniel and Spike step out, looking hard.
DOMNIGUEZ (O.S.)
You ready?
They turn to see Domniguez and five or six hard friends.
YAMCHA
Shit.
The group RUN into the school.
CUT TO:
EXT. COURTYARD -- MOMENTS LATER
Yamcha, Spike, J.D, Daniel, Barry and Mitch Marlough step out.
DOMNIGUEZ
Oh, so you didn't chicken out completley.
Dominguez, Ty and Lee are in front. The others are ZITS, FARROW and TIDY.
TIDY
You want us to fight these puny first years,
man, Domniguez, you're loosing your grip.
TY
Shut up, Tidy.
DOMNIGUEZ
Well come on then, First Years, receive your
death punishment!
We go for a SLO-MO, "RESEVOIR DOGS" style movement as the six first years
do their "hardmen-slow" walk over to the enemy. The music from "JAWS"
starts playing as part of the show's random soundtrack.
The slo-mo stops as bigheaded Barry jumps out in front of the others.
BARRY
Hey, bitches, come and try this on someone
your own size. I could kick your asses with
my hands tied behind my back...I could break
your necks with my little finger, I could
pick you up with my big toe and...and...
They CHARGE at him, Barry gets PULLED down and beaten up in a crowd of
mad boys. He struggles in vain.
(CONTINUED)
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13.
DANIEL
Smart move, Barry.
SPIKE
How about we quit while we're ahead?
MITCH MARLOUGH
Ahead?
YAMCHA
Fight them...
Yamcha runs up to Tidy and DROPKICKS him in the face, a pause. Tidy grabs
Yamcha by the foot and begins swinging him around, Daniel RUGBY TACKLES
Tidy and Yamcha falls off his hand.
Ty and Farrow move towards Spike.
SPIKE
Hey, this is not what I wanted.
They converge on him.
Yamcha runs into Dominguez, Lee and Zits while Daniel FIGHTS Tidy.
Mitch comes in and RAMS into Ty. Ty punches him, Mitch blocks with a
Chopsau. Ty goes for an outside spinning kick but Mitch hits him with an
invisble bolt of KINETIC POWER and Ty is PROPELLED across the floor.
TY
Hey! You didn't even hit me.
Barry kicks and punches into Dominguez, really kicking his ass. Dominguez
flies back, but turns and hits him with his open palms.
Yamcha is fighting with Zits, Zits is second only in strength to Dominguez
and is holding his own with a blend of Tae Kwon Do and Karate. Yamcha
gets few quick inside kicks.
ZITS
You won't beat me, homeboy! Why even bother?
YAMCHA
Get some spot remover and get outa my face,
bitch.
Daniel WHACKS Tidy with his forearm and grabs his ear, he twists it around
until Tidy howls.
Dominguez PAWS Barry out the way and SLAMS his full weight into Daniel
and Tidy. They go off like skittles.
DOMNIGUEZ
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Farrow is striking at Spike, who just matches him in blocking. Blow for
blow.
FARROW
You fight well, but not well enough.
Spike hits him in the face with a quick dragon claw. Farrow FLOPS over.
Dominguez hits Barry with a five star combo and he falls. Dominguez grabs
hold of Mitch and throws him as far as he can.
Yamcha KICKS out at him, Dominguez blocks and SLAMS him down on the
ground. Dominguez leans over him, grinning.
(CONTINUED)
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14.
DOMNIGUEZ
Thought you were hard, First year? Come back
in a few years.
YAMCHA
You have the worst breath imaginable.
DOMNIGUEZ
I know, but the girls love it.
FIVE GIRLS POP UP ON SCREEN.
GIRLS
Oh...Dominguez, we love you.
DOMNIGUEZ
You only want me for my breath!
HOLLY (O.S.)
Hey, he's mine.
Holly comes into frame.
HOLLY (CONT'D)
Hey, Dom, are you coming? We're going to the
canteen.
DOMNIGUEZ
Okay.
SMASH! Dominguez punches Yamcha as hard as he can. Yamcha's eyes roll
back and a few birds TWEET over his head.
DOMNIGUEZ (CONT'D)
C'mon guys.
Daniel is KNOCKED off of Tidy and KICKED to the ground. Farrow is picked
up and dragged away. Mitch and Spike are the only two left standing.
TY
(Singing)
"We are the champions! We are the champions!
Joyful and triumphant..." *
(Voice fades away)
Mitch's glasses are askew and his lip has been cut open. Spike is shaking
his head after the defeat. He DRAGS Daniel to his feet.
SPIKE
Well done, nice way to get beaten.
The crowd that has gathered start to come in and comfort the boys.
RANDOM PUPIL
Hey don't worry about it, Dominguez is one
of the hardest kids in the school you were
lucky to still be alive.
CROWD
(Cheers them)
Daniel is annoyed.
DANIEL
Not my fault, we lost one of our best fighters -
J.D.
Barry comes too.
(CONTINUED)
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15.
BARRY
The hell happened there?
BOOKIE
C'mon, those who bet on the losers pay up,
the rest of you come get your money. C'mon,
whichever tossers betted...
SMACK! Barry PUNCHES him in the jaw.
BARRY
Can't believe that, one of them musta got a
lucky punch in there.
The school's main medic, a frumpy woman named MATRON waddles up to Yamcha.
She tries to shake him awake.
MATRON
Tut, knocked out for the count.
She picks him up like he was a sack of potatoes.
MATRON (CONT'D)
To sick bay with you.
MITCH MARLOUGH
Whoa, Yamcha got seriously fucked over.
FADE OUT:
END PART THREE
PART FOUR: "FIRST DAY BLUES"
FADE IN:
INT. HOW TO TREAT YOUR GIRL CLASS -- LATER
The room is small, cosy and decorated with very questionable (mostly
sexual) cartoons of men and women. The teacher is a smooth, slightly
goofy charmer named REMUS LOCKHAN.
The pupils sit on desks of four. Spike, the bandaged Yamcha, Billy and a
small, crazy kid named QUENTIN sit on the back table.
Daniel, J.D, Randy and Random Pupil are in front of them. The last few
pupils come in.
LOCKHAN
(Questionable hand
gestures; lisp)
Oh, come in children, there you are, thit'
there my little darling. Right in front of
good ole Mr. Lockhan.
Lockhan turns to the class.
LOCKHAN (CONT'D)
Good afternoon clath'.
(MORE)
(CONTINUED)
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16.
LOCKHAN (CONT'D)
Now you may wonder why good ole Mr. Lockhan
is teaching you how to treat a girl, or how
to get a girl. But it is thimply because we
all now that hard, mean, motherfuckerth' get
the girls of their dreamth' and when you
come out you will all be hard, mean,
motherfuckerth. Tho' you need to learn how
to look after the fairer thex don't you.
BILLY
Sir?
LOCKHAN
Yeth?
BILLY
Say "She sells seashores by the sea".
LOCKHAN
Very well. "The thells theathores by the
thea". What'th wrong with that, my good little
chap?
Laughter.
LOCKHAN (CONT'D)
Anyway, on with today'th lethon. In thith
clath you will learn how to get the girl of
your wet dreamth, literally. Using special
technology we will create a clone of your
dream girl and thow you how to get her before
your friendth.
QUENTIN
But, sir, if all of our friends have dream
girls then...
LOCKHAN
Thut up! Thut up you ignorant boy.
BILLY
Sir, say Spunk.
LOCKHAN
Thpunk.
Laughter.
RANDOM PUPIL
Sir, you have lisp.
LOCKHAN
(Alarmed)
Do I! Do I really! Oh...you...you mutht be
kidding! Oh...
Pause.
LOCKHAN (CONT'D)
Anyway, next monday we will create the girlth
but firtht I want you to read this theet and
answer the questionth about how to pull.
FADE TO:
(CONTINUED)
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17.
INT. MAIN HALL -- AFTERNOON
All of the first year begin to filter into the main hall. Headmaster
stands on the stage welcoming them all. It's been the end of a long,
hard first day at school. Although a few people have had beatings and
the like no one has been seriously injured.
We see Yamcha and Spike filter in; Spike sits down and turns to see he's
sitting next to Harriet! His heart skips a beat.
HARRIET
Hi.
SPIKE
Hey.
The rest of the year enter. Headmaster stands up.
HEADMASTER
Ssh! Please, SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Silence.
HEADMASTER (CONT'D)
Thank you. So, after a long, strenuous first
day at Hurricane High I can see that you're
still awake and rearing to go.
(Pause)
Just joking. I won't keep you very long, but
long enough to explain about dormitories. As
this schools make new friends/enemies policy,
you will not be put in a dormitory with any
of your friends.
A few groans.
HEADMASTER (CONT'D)
But don't worry, at least you'll have your
own personal punchbag if you don't like the
other person. Think of it that way.
Quentin's hand goes up.
HEADMASTER (CONT'D)
Yes?
QUENTIN
Considering the general pluses and minuses
of your policy I'd say that it's an open
door to all kinds of bullying and other pain
for unpopular students. So as a firm believer
in non bullying I would you like to ask you
to reconsider.
A pause.
HEADMASTER
Okay, I've reconsidered.
QUENTIN
And what do you say to my idea?
HEADMASTER
It sucks. Now your new dormitory lists are
now being handed out.
The PREFECTS, a group of nerdy fighters begin handing out little snippets
of paper.
(CONTINUED)
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18.
YAMCHA
Doesn't look like we'll be in a dormitory
together.
SPIKE
No.
Spike is handed a piece of paper.
YAMCHA
What's it say?
SPIKE
Room 3B. 1. Spike Blackman. 2. Billy Lampard.
3. Lee Clukey.
YAMCHA
Know either of them?
SPIKE
Isn't Billy in some of our classes?
YAMCHA
Yeah, what about the other dude?
SPIKE
Erm, I kinda beat him up in Wrestling class.
YAMCHA
Oh.
Yamcha recieves his.
YAMCHA (CONT'D)
Room 5C. 1. Quentin Tynecaster. 2. Yamcha
Chien. 3. Randy Parkinson.
(Pause)
Randy's okay, he's some of my classes. But
Quentin's weird.
HEADMASTER
Now, pupils onto your dormitories.
FADE OUT:
ANGLE ON
The school flag.
NARRATOR
And in the next installment of "Hurricane
High", we begin the "Ringmaster Saga". A
four episode special about some strange goings
on at the school. Find out about that next
time on HURRICANE HIGH.
THE END
(CONTINUED)
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