FADE IN:
EXT. FOREST - DAY
ZACK (28), tall and built walks through a forest.  He's dressed in an orange Hawaiian Shirt, denim shorts and barefoot.  The sunlight falls gently through the tall trees.  
It appears to be the calmest place on earth.
Zack 
I realized at an early age I wasn't like everyone else.  I have this ability to attract strange people.  Wherever I go they always find me.
Zack comes up on a female deer eating just a few yards away.
ZACK
But not today, it's perfect here.
He basks in the beauty of the deer, approaches cautiously, the deer doesn't run away.
Zack reaches out slowly attempts to pet the animal when a majestic buck tramples him, mounts the female.
He stares at the two animals making love, like watching a car wreck.  They finish their business and run away.
Zack smacks himself in the head.
ZACK
Mating season - should have seen that coming.
Zack stops and notices he's being followed by the camera crew.
zack
Leave me alone!  Why are you freaks following me!  Go away!
Zack flies into a rage, chases everyone away.
INT. SIDEWALK - DAY
ZACK (5) and his MOM (45), walk the sidewalk at a shopping center.
SUPER: 1970
Young ZACK
Mommy can I go get some candy?
MOM
Sure honey.
Mom hands Zack some change.
MOM
I'll run into the dress shop.  Wait right in front of the drug store for me.
 Young Zack looks up at the red flashing neon sign that reads "Miller's Drugs".
Adult ZACK (V.O.)
Back then kids could go to the store by themselves.
Mom looks at the child with caring eyes.
MOM
Don't talk to anyone or wander off.
YOUNG ZACK
Okay mommy.
Adult ZACK (V.O.)
Hell, I could have bought mom's cigarettes for her.
Young Zack enters the --
DRUG STORE 
Zack heads straight for the candy aisle.  
A SCARY LOOKING MAN (50) dressed in dirty clothes approaches Zack.
Zack smells an odor, wrinkles his nose, before he even sees the man.
YOUNG ZACK
Stinks worse in here than in Mommy's car.
Dirty MAN
Little boy, do you want to go to heaven?
Zack shrugs his shoulders.
Young ZACK
Later But right now  I'm getting some candy.  Excuse me sir but you smell.
Zack attacks the candy like a shopper ten times his age.  He grabs what he needs to satisfy his sugar fix.  
The dirty man keeps stalking Zack.  
The female CASHIER (19) chunky yet attractive sees what is happening, calls to Zack.  
The dirty man ducks behinds the end cap of the shelving.
CASHIER
You okay ?
YOUNg ZACK
Yes ma'am.  Just getting some candy!
The cashier keeps an eye on the dirty man as she rings up Zack's candy.
CASHIER
That will be fifty-three cents.
Zack counts the money.
CASHIER
Is that man bothering you sweetie?
Zack points to the dirty man.
young ZACK
Who GOD?  No, I told him I needed candy.  I think He understands.  
CASHIER
You sure?
young ZACK
He stinks though.
CASHIER
Did you come here with someone?
Zack finishes counting the money.
young ZACK
My mommy.  Is this fifty-three cents?
Zack holds out his hand.  The cashier takes some change out of Zack's hand.
CASHIER
The rest is yours.
She takes the rest of the change, puts it in a bag along with Zack's candy.
CASHIER
Are you sure that you're okay?
young zack
Ah huh.  Tell God bye for me.
The cashier giggles.
Cashier
That man isn't God.
Young ZACK
I have to meet my mommy in front of the store.  Thank you.
CASHIER
Little boy would you like to wait here until your mommy comes back?
Zack's face shows a little fear.
young ZACK
No!  Mommy said to meet her in front of the store. 
Zack looks away.
young ZACK
Bye-bye!
Zack grabs his bag then bolts out the door.  The dirty man follows him.
CASHIER
Little boy!  Wait!
The cashier follows Zack and the dirty man but an OLDER WOMAN (6) waits at the counter.
Older woman
Miss!  I'm in a hurry.
The cashier watches Zack through the window for a second.
OLDER WOMAN
Miss!  Please!
The cashier goes back behind the counter.
EXT. sidewalk - dAY
Zack unwraps a piece of candy as the dirty man comes up to him again.
Dirty MAN
Boy, I  want to save your soul!  Come with me!
The dirty man grabs Zack's arm.  Zack drops the candy, struggles to get away.
YOUNG ZACK
My soul's fine.  Let go of me!  I don't know you!
MAN
Stop it.  Shut up.  You're coming with me!
The man drags Zack flailing towards the parking lot.
YOUNG ZACK
Help!  Help me!
Zack kicks the man in the groin.  
young ZACK
Not today!
The dirty man loses his grip, Zack runs back towards the drug store.  
young ZACK
I go to church on Sunday's.
The dirty man struggle to his feet.  He takes a quick step towards Zack.
Mom exits the dress shop.  She hears Zack yelling.
young ZACK
Mommy!  Help me!
MOM
Get over here!
Zack sees her, runs right to her.  
The dirty man stops when he notices Zack's mom, he turns, goes to his car.
MOM
I told you to wait in front of the store.
young ZACK
A man tried to grab me!  He wanted me to read the bible with him!
MOM
Oh stop it.
INT. projection room - day
Zack sits on a stool.  He pulls film from the projector, grabs a lighter sets the film on fire.
ZACK
Most mothers in this situation would have at least listened to their child.  Not my mom.
PARKING LOT - MOMENTS LATER
MOM
Wait until I tell your father about this.
ZACK (V.O.)
She was the first freak in my life.
Zack sees the dirty man drive by in his car. 
He picks up a stone, throws it at the car.  Mom pulls Zack by the arm.
MOM
Zachary Bensen!  What are you doing?  I don't know what has gotten into you today.
Young ZACK
He tried to grab me.  Are you just going to let him leave?
Mom smacks Zack on the butt.
MOM
Stop saying that.
They see the dirty man parks his car further down in the parking lot.
young ZACK
He's right there!
Zack points at the dirty man's car.  Zack runs towards him.  The boy bolts between two cars.  Horns blast. 
Cars screech to a stop like there's a Devine presence protecting Zack.
MOM
Stop! Zachary!
Zack's mom catches up to him.
young ZACK
You're a bad man!  You grabbed me!
Zack's mom grabs him by the arm then walks him over to the dirty man.
MOM
Sir.  I'm sorry my son yelled those God-awful things at you.
The dirty man sneaks away.  

INT. Living room - LATER
The room is mismatch of styles.  From the orange shag wall to wall carpeting to the three bean bag chairs lined up as a couch.
In the corners of the room there's reproduction Queen Ann style chairs.
The art on the walls is arranged with no sense of subject.
Zack and his mom are at home.  She's still upset, sits Zack in a chair. 
MOM
Zachary!  Your behavior today was horrible.
young ZACK
Why don't you believe he grabbed me?
MOM
He wanted to read the bible with you.  How bad could he have been?
Zack has a confused look on his face.
MOM
He seemed like a nice man to me.
EXT. forest - dAY
Zack walks through along a path.
ZACK
Now you would think having a mother with this kind of logic would have screwed me up.  Actually it gave me an early lesson on how different people are.  Over time I figured out to use my mom to my advantage.
Zack comes to a fallen tree, sits down.
ZACK
When you are the freak messiah you expect the unexpected.  I've never asked to be the freaks idol!  In their minds it is pre-programmed to seek me out.  It's like an extra sense.
Int. Meeting hall - night
A group of fifteen men and women of all ages wear tie died colored hooded robes stare at the ELDER (75).  His robe is the same but accented with silver trim.  
He stands behind a wooden podium with an insignia on the front.  
The insignia reads FREAKS INTERNATIONAL SEARCHING FOR THE ONE SINCE 1865.
Elder
We have found him!  The freak messiah!
Crowd
Freak Messiah!
ELDER
You've been chosen to be a part of his life.
CROWD
Freak Messiah!
ELDER
Pick up your schedule at the end of the meeting.  
The crowd talks amongst themselves for a second.  The Elder quiets them down.
ELDER
If the person in front of you in order dies just move up and take their place.
CrOWD
Freak Messiah!
One of the members walk to the front of the group.  This member slowly slides the hood back revealing it's Mom.
ELDER
Our messiah's mother wishes to speak.
Mom takes the podium.
MOM
Can you use common sense when dealing with Zack please?
CrOWD
Freak Messiah!
MOM
Cut that out!
EXT. STREET CORNER - DAY
ZACK (11), bigger with the same face stands on a street corner.  He's a safety patrol member, he helps younger children on the way to school.
SUPER: 1976
BOY ZACK
Okay everyone you can cross the street now.
The group of kids crosses the street.  Following behind them is Zack's friend NELSON BARROW (11).
NELSON
That's all the kids.
BOY ZACK
Great.
They head back to school.
BOY ZACK
Did you do your math homework?
NELSON
Kind of.
A large brown mutt comes towards them.
NELSON
That's a big dog.
BOY ZACK
Keep walking.  It will leave us alone.
The dog comes closer.
NELSON
I hate big dogs.  Look out!
The dog jumps on Zack, knocks him to the ground.
BOY ZACK
Get him off me!
The dog begins to hump the back of Zack's leg.
NELSON
What's that dog doing?
BOY ZACK
I don't know.  Get him off me.
Nelson grabs the dog by the collar.
NELSON
He won't get up.  Stop it!
The dog finishes his business on Zack's leg, runs away.
NELSON
Oh yuck! 
BOY ZACK
Wipe it off.
Nelson grabs a leaf to wipe the dog goop off Zack's leg.  Nelson stops.
NELSON
No way!  
Nelson hands Zack some leafs.
ExT. forEST - dAY
Zack sits on the fallen tree.  A large black privacy dot covers his face.
ZACK
Yes, there are freak dogs, cats and... the Hell with it!  They seek me out too.  
Adult Zack stands up, the privacy dot falls to the ground.
ZACK
When I was eleven I had no clue what was on my pants but thinking about it now.  That's so nasty!  No wonder I dislike large dogs now.
He continues through the forest.
ZACK
My first sexual experience and it's by a child molesting dog.  If this doesn't prove my point then nothing does.
Zack wipes his brow with a handkerchief.
ZACK
Like I'm the only person this has happened to!
INT. STREET HOCKEY RINK - DAY
ZACK (13), and friends play street hockey.  Zack's dressed in street hockey goalie equipment.
RON (13), an average kid with a large smile and a growing hairline takes a shot.
SUPER: 1978
RON
So Zack, did you talk to Callie yet?
ZACK
Not yet.
BILLY (13), taller than average and a bit heavy.  Takes his turn to shoot at Zack.  Words seem to hang in his mouth before they come out.
RON
Quit being a wussy!  Ask her out.
ZACK
I will.
BILLY
She'll go out with you!
ZACK
What if she says no?
RON
That would suck.
BILLY
You'll live.
RON
If you expect her to say no, then if she says yes you'll be surprised.
ZACK
Thanks Ron.
Billy shoots the ball, hits Zack in the crouch.  Zack drops to his pads.  He shreiks in pain.
BILLY
That's a twisted way to look at it.
They see CALLIE (13), a cutie-pie that hasn't given up all her baby fat with her friends pass by.  Zack doesn't let go of his sore crotch.
RON
There's Callie.
ZACK
You're kidding me.
Zack turns. Callie and her friends point, laugh at him as he rubs his crotch.  
BILLY
Callie!  Come here!
Billy waves to them to come over.
ZACK
What are you doing?
RON
Here's your chance.
Zack shakes as he struggles to his feet.
ZACK
I hate you guys!
BILLY
You'll thank us later.
Callie and her friends come to where the guys are.
CALLIE
What Billy?
BILLY
Zack wants to talk to you.
Callie turns to Zack.  Her friends' look at Zack with mean looks on their faces.
CALLIE
What did you want to say to me Zack?
Zack's eyes get big, he swallows hard.
INT. lecture hall - daY
Zack stands before a group of faceless college students.  He points to stick figure drawing of a man and woman on the black board.
ZACK
Now I thought the best thing that could happen was she would say yes.  I was wrong!
Zack scratches, shakes his head with confusion.
ZACK
When a young man is ready to start dating he should be given a manual complete with a trouble shooting section!
EXT. sTREET HOCKEY RINK - day
Zack swallows hard, looks into Callie's eyes
ZACK
Would you like to go out with me?
Callie giggles.
CALLIE
Sure.  
Callie and her friends walk away.  When Zack sees she's out of sight he sighs.
CALLIE
Bye boys.
BILLY
Way to go.  She said yes.
ZACK
Now what do I do?

EXT. AT SCHOOL - moRNING
Zack paces back and forth outside the school door. Sweat drips from his forehead, his armpits are soaked through.  Ron watches on with his arms crossed.
RON
What are you doing?
ZACK
Nothing.  I can't go in there.
RON
Why not?
ZACK
She's in there.
RON
Who?
ZACK
Callie.  She's in there, waiting for me.  I can feel it.
Ron joking around smacks Zack in the back of the head.
RON
Don't worry about it.  You're acting like an butt-hole!
ZACK
You think so?
Ron grabs Zack, drags him into the school.
RON
Go talk to her.
SCHOOL HALLWAY - CONTINUOUS
Ron points to Callie who is with her friends in front of her locker.
ZACK
She's busy.  I'll talk to her later.
Ron pushes him towards Callie.
RON
Shut up go talk to her.
Callie sees Zack, walks towards him.
CALLIE
Hi Zack.
RON
Hi Callie.
Callie waves as Ron passes her.
ZACK
Hi.
CALLIE
Do you want to come to my house after school?
EXT. sIDEWALK - LATER
Zack and Callie slowly head up the sidewalk.  He struggles to carry Callie's books and his.
CALLIE
It took you a long time.
ZACK
What did?
Callie grabs Zack's hand.  He drops the books his face blushes with color.
CALLIE
For you to ask me out, silly.
He bends down to pick up the books, trips then falls down.
ZACK
I, I...
CALLIE
I've known for a while that you liked me.
ZACK
Well...
CALLIE
It's okay.  Just be you.
LECTURE HALL
Zack comes out with a pointer in his hand, points it at the screen.
ZACK
This is the first sign that you are dating a freak.  As soon as a girl at age thirteen asks you to be yourself run away as fast as you can!  You can't win!
Zack breaks the pointer across his leg, slams it to the ground then walks away.
sIDEWALK - mOMENTS LATER
ZACK
I've never had a girlfriend before.
CALLIE
Don't worry I don't bite.
INT. callie's house - day
Zack holds the door for Callie.  
The house is a white Cape Cod style with black trim and shutters.
CALLIE
Thanks for walking me home.
ZACK
You're welcome.
CALLIE
Can you stay for a while?
Zack nods.  The kids go straight to the kitchen.  It's formal, sterile, looks almost industrial.  
ZACK
Sure...I guess so.
CALLIE
Come on.
Zack drops the books on a Mediterranean style table.
ZACK
I have to be at the hockey rink at four o'clock.
CALLIE
Let's watch some TV.
Zack glances at the clock which now reads five minutes to four.
ZACK
I have to be going.
CALLIE
Wouldn't you like to stay here with me?
She runs her hands up Zack's thigh.
ZACK
Of course I would but the guys are waiting for me.
EXT. lake - dAY
Adult Zack sits in the middle of a lake in a rowboat.  He only has one oar, the rowboat is going in slow moving circles.
ZACK
What normal boy in this situation is going is going to leave a pretty girl that's kissing him.  As soon as her hand touched my thigh it was over!  All you young men out there listen and listen good!  Until you put a ring on a girl's finger, keep your promises and obligations!  Trust me.
The oar slips out of his hand.  The row boat is stopped.
ZACK
I knew my friends were counting on me.  Hell I'm the goalie!  When a girl asks you to pick between her and your friends, pick your friends!
EXT. SIDEWALK - MORNING
Billy and Ron walk to school.  Zack sees them.  He tries to catch them, they walk faster.
ZACK
Guys wait up!
Zack runs to catch up with them.  Billy and Ron don't stop.
ZACK
Guys!
Zack has to run faster to catch up with them.
ZACK
I'm sorry about yesterday.
BILLY
Where the hell were you?
ZACK
I went to Callie's house after school.  I must have lost track of time.
RON
We practiced until four thirty then called it a day.
ZACK
By the time I got home it was five o'clock.
Billy clenches his teeth as he taps Zack on the shoulder.
BILLY
We've got a game Saturday.  Are you going to there?
ZACK
Give me a break.  You know I'll be there.
RON
Stop it Billy.  You disappeared for a month when you dated Wendy what's her name.
BILLY
But it wasn't during hockey season.
RON
So Zack, did you kiss her?
Ron nudges Zack in the side with his elbow.  A devious smile curls up Ron's lip.
ZACK
What?
RON
Did you kiss her?
BILLY
You know, did you make out?
ZACK
Yes.
BILLY
How far did you get?
Billy makes a kissy face at Zack.
ZACK
I don't know.
RON
Come on tell us.  Did you feel her up?
ZACK
No!
BILLY
Did she touch it?
ZACK
Touch what?
BILLY
Your pecker.
Zack laughs.  Zack chases the guys.
ZACK
No.  You guys are jerks!
RON
Did you French kiss her?
ZACK
What's that?
BILLY
Did she put her tongue in your mouth?
ZACK
A little I guess.
BILLY
It feels good doesn't it!
Zack blushes.
ZACK
Shut up!
RON
We'll let missing practice slide this time since you got to first base.
BILLY
Are you sure she didn't touch it?
ZACK
(laughing while speaking to Ron)
Go to hell.
EXT. school grounds - dAY
Zack waits next to the steps that go into the school.  Callie bounds up to him.
CALLIE
Hi Zack.
ZACK
How are you?
CALLIE
Are you waiting for me?
ZACK
Actually...
Callie gives Zack a kiss.
CALLIE
You're so sweet.  I'm not going home for a while.
ZACK
Oh.
CALLIE
My mom's picking me up about three thirty.  I'll call you after dinner.
ZACK
Okay.
CALLIE
Bye.
Callie goes back inside the school.  Ron comes out right after her.
RON
Thanks for waiting.
ZACK
No problem.
They leave.
RON
Did I see Callie go back in the school?
ZACK
Yea.  Can I ask you something?
RON
Sure.  What?
ZACK
Do I have to spend all my free time with Callie?
RON
I don't know.
ZACK
I liked kissing her but I think I missed playing hockey more.
RON
It's not like you're married.
ZACK
I know but you hear the other guys talking about how great having a girlfriend and kissing is.  All they worry about is trying to get second base.
Zack reaches towards Ron's shirt, Ron slaps Zack's hand away.
RON
It sounds like you don't like having a girlfriend.
ZACK
I just don't want to give up what I like to do.  I'm only thirteen.
RON
I guess you have to talk to Callie.
INT. bedroom - nIGHT
Zack sits on his bed doing homework.  The bedroom is decorated with sports posters on the walls.  The phone rings.
ZACK
Hello.
CALLIE (On phone)
Can you come over?
ZACK
I've got homework to do.
Callie's voice becomes more demanding.
CALLIE (On phone)
Bring it with you.  We'll study together.
ZACK
I better do it here.
CALLIE (On phone)
Fine!  If you don't want to spend time with me...
EXT. FOREST - dAY
Zack falls from the sky.  He lands hard on his back stands up.
ZACK
Here's the truth! 
He acts like a whiney girl.
ZaCK
As soon as she starts a sentence with if you don't want to spend any time with me.
He goes back to his regular voice.
ZACK
Tell her to shut the Hell up!  Remember that girls come and girls go when you're a teenager.  
A rope appears then it goes around him, tightens up.  It then pulls Zack out of the picture.  
BEDROOM - conTINUOUS
ZACK
It's not that.  I just need to finish my homework so I can play in the game on Saturday.
CALLIE (on phone)
I thought we could spend Saturday together.
ZACK
After the game we can spend all day together.
CALLIE (On phone)
What time's the game?
ZACK
Ten o'clock Saturday morning.  It's done by lunchtime.
CALLIE (On phone)
I thought you could come over for breakfast
ZACK
I'm sorry, I can't.  I'll call you after the game.
CALLIE (On phone)
Don't bother then!  If hockey is more important than I am.  You can just...
ZACK
Okay.  Take care.
Zack hands up the phone.

EXT. TIGHT ROPE - NIGHT
Zack balances on a tight rope that appears to go on forever.
ZACK
It's a difficult balancing act between the freaks and me.  A false step by either of us means the other will cease to exist!
He falls, barely grabs the tight rope with his hands.  His fingers one by one slowly slip off.
ZACK
Some time passes between the freak encounters.  This gives me a strange feeling of security.  With these feelings is an eerie calm takes over.  I could use a manual or something that explains what's going on.
His hands slip off the tight rope.  He squeals as he falls into the darkness below.
INT. mEETING HALL - nIGHT
The Elder bangs on the podium with a gavel.  He motions for the Dirty Man and Callie in front of the podium.
ELDER
You failed!
They lower their heads in shame.
ELDER
Banishment!  All rights and privileges are revoked.  You will live out your life with no memory of being a freak.  Be gone!
The Elder snaps his fingers and the two disappear.

INT. BEDROOM - 8AM
ZACK (18), is in his bed asleep as his mom comes in singing a country western song badly and loudly.  She has a full laundry basket with her.
Zack sits up and can't get his eyes focused from too much partying the night before.  His eyes bloodshot blink fast as they try to come to life. 
SUPER: 1983
ZACK
Mom.  Please.
MOM
Good morning.  Did I wake you?
ZACK
Yeah.  You did.  I didn't get home until real late.
MOM
When did you get home?
ZACK
I don't remember.  After four in the morning I guess.
Mom's eyes turn red, her voice sounds like Satan.
MOM
You got home at quarter to five in the morning!  You stomped through the house like an elephant!  You woke me up so I'm returning the favor!  
Mom slams the basket on top of Zack.
ZACK
What are you doing?
MOM
Listen boy, you have two days to get a job or you are out on your ass!
ZACK
What!
Mom's voice returns to normal.
MOM
It's time for you to take some responsibility honey.
INT. hospital nursery - dAY
Zack lies in a crib.  A pair of hands flip him over, change his diaper.  Zack's face turns beet red.
ZACK
Thanks Mom!  For the first eighteen years of my life you did everything for me.
The hands flip him back, he fights with a large baby bottle.
ZACK
Then just twelve hours after graduating high school you drop a large bomb on me.  I had everything done for or given to me until I was eighteen, hell the only reason you stopped making my bed was I got married.  But that's another story.
INT. LIVING ROOM - LATER
Zack runs into the house excited.
ZACK
Mom!
Zack looks for her by going room to room.
ZACK
Mom!
Mom (O.S.)
I'm down here.
Zack opens the basement door.
ZACK
I did it.
Mom's doing laundry in a dated ugly housecoat.  Zack comes down a few stairs, sits down.  A big smile on his face.
MOM
Did what dear?
ZACK
I got a job.
MOM
Really!
ZACK
I start tonight.
MOM
Doing what?
ZACK
I'm going to deliver pizzas for Dominick's pizza.  It pays twelve dollars an hour.
Mom gives Zack a disapproving look.
MOM
You should have gone to the church first.  That's what I wanted you to do.
ZACK
Why?
MOM
You could've been a pastor.
ZACK
What does that have to do with anything?
Mom looks up at Heaven with a dream gleaming in her eye.
MOM
You would make a wonderful pastor.
ZACK
What makes you think that?  I haven't been to church in years.
MOM
So.
Mom stops listening, goes up stairs into the kitchen
ZACK
Pastors need a college education.
MOM
All you need to know is the bible.
ZACK
People study for years to be a pastor.
MOM
You could learn as you go.
ZACK
I'd rather deliver pizzas.
MOM
You don't know what you're saying!
She fakes being upset.
ZACK
I'm saying I would rather deliver pizzas.
MOM
In what car?
ZACK
My car is perfect for this!
MOM
You're not putting greasy pizzas in my beautiful car.
ZACK
I said my car.
MOM
I heard you.  I paid for that car so it's mine.  I don't want you delivering pizzas!  Besides you were not raised Italian.
Zack's face turns puzzled.
ZACK (V.O.)
Look you'll see my head's about to explode.
INT. used car showroom - dAY
Junk cars are set up like in a new car showroom Zack falls from the top of the screen to the floor.
ZACK
Do you believe this crap!  She told me to get a job so I went out and got a job.  As for the car it was a 1966 Chevy BelAir.  
Zack pulls out his wallet and flips through some pictures he holds up a picture of the car.
ZACK
It was painted with spray paint for crying out loud.  It was a beat up old piece of crap.  In the winter I had to scrape the frost of the inside of the windows.  
He puts his wallet away, gets a confused look on his face.  His car pulls up in front of him.
ZACK
When did it matter what nationality someone is to be a delivery person.
LIVING ROOM - cONTINUOUS
MOM
You should pump gas instead.
ZACK
Delivering pizzas pays twelve dollars an hour!
MOM
It does not.
Zack removes a flyer from his pocket.
ZACK
Look at this.
MOM
You can't believe everything you read.
ZACK
I told the manager I'd take the job.
MOM
Fine, suit yourself.
INT. kitchen - day
Zack's full of himself as he walks in the kitchen.  Mom cooks hotdogs on the stove.
ZACK
Hi Mom.
MOM
Hi honey.
ZACK
How much would be a fair amount to pay for rent?
MOM
I don't know.  Why?
ZACK
I think I should help you out by paying rent.
MOM
Give me twenty-five dollars a week.
ZACK
Be serious!
MOM
How much do you make in a week?
Zack pulls a large wad of cash out of his pocket.
ZACK
I haven't received a paycheck yet.  I did make over three hundred dollars in tips over the past two weeks.
Mom stares at the cash in his hand.
MOM
Whatever you think is fair.
ZACK
Would one hundred dollars a week be fair?
MOM
That's fine.
Zack gives her one hundred dollars.  Mom sits there with a poop eating grim.
MOM
I'm glad I told you to take the pizza job.
EXT. Ron 's house - day
Zack and Ron sit on the front concrete steps of Ron's parent's house.
SUPER: 1984
ZACK
Did you ever notice the way I attract strange people?
RON
Yeah.
ZACK
Why do they come up to me?
RON
I'm not sure.  Maybe it happens because you trust people.
ZACK
Is that a bad thing?
RON
You worry too much.
ZACK
You're right.  I'm acting paranoid.
RON
Look we are going to Indianapolis in two days.  Quit bitching about stupid shit.  Let's have a good time.
EXT. garden - day
Zack is alone, he relaxes in the silence of the flowers.
ZACK (V.O.)
Ron has been my best friend for a long time.  He kept me in-line when I would trek off center.  He's right I just need to relax.

INT. CAR - mORNING
Ron's driving their friend BUCK's 20, car.  The car is new and still has the dealer information on the passenger side window.  They're in stop and go city traffic. 
Buck sits shotgun.  Buck  wears a long sleeve shirt and jeans.  Zack naps in the back seat.  
Ron
A few more blocks.
Ron shivers from the air conditioning.
BUCK
You'll be making a left turn at the next light.
RON
Okay.  Can we turn the air off now?
Buck
No.
RON
Come on it's freezing.
They are in the left turn lane waiting for the traffic light to change.
BUCK
You got the green arrow.
The car starts to turn left.
RON
Oh shit!
As they get into the middle of the intersection a car coming the other direction runs the red light.  The cars collide, glass explodes into the air.
BUCK
No!
The other car slams into them.  The passenger side caves in, popping open the trunk.  
The guys belongings scatter all over the road.  
The impact knocks Zack on the floor between the front and back seats.  
The car comes to rest.  Ron's face show relief as he notices Buck is okay.  The smile leaves his face when he doesn't see or hear Zack.
ZACK
What the fuck!
EXT. intersection - daY
Zack stumbles into the picture.  Car parts follow him.  Sirens are in the background.
ZACK
Sorry about using the F word.  I couldn't help myself.  I can't get away from freaky things happening.
A tire rolls behind him.
ZACK
When the police asked the lady that crashed into us what happened.  Her response was they shouldn't have been there because they're from New Jersey.  Can you believe that!  At least none of us got hurt.
EXT. campground - lATER
Ron and Zack stand in front of their tent.  Zack holds a cold towel on his head.
RON
Are you sure you don't need to go to the hospital?
ZACK
I'm fine.
Ron notices Zack has blood soaked bandage on his finger.
RON
How did you hurt your finger?
ZACK
I bent down to grab a shoe in the road and I got stuck in the finger by a broken piece of plastic.
Buck's wonders around in shock, walks up to the tent.
RON
Buck.  Are you all right?
BUCK
My insurance company is dropping off a rental car tomorrow.
ZACK
That's good.
Buck walks away.
RON
Where are you going?
Buck keeps walking.
BUCK
(no emotion)
To the bar.
RON
Do you want some company?
BUCK
(no emotion)
Sure.
Zack and Ron go catch up with him.  
Zack
This is a good idea.  We'll go kick off a little steam and forget today.
Ron
What could happen?
INT. bar - night
The bar is quiet, dimly lit except for the three friends.  The friends are quite drunk.  Buck walks off he's stopped by two strange guys.
SUPER: NINE HOURS LATER
RON
We should get back soon.
ZACK
What about Buck?
RON
We'll carry him back if he gets obnoxious.
ZACK
We have to pay our tab.
RON
Go get Buck and I'll pay the tab.
Zack walks over to Buck.
RON
Barkeep!  How much due we owe you?
The bartender grabs a stack of check and totals them up.
BARTENDER
Ninety-seven fifty please.
Ron struggles to count his money and comprehend the amount.
RON
How long have we been here?
BARTENDER
Your first order was placed at eleven fifty this morning.
RON
Really?  Thanks.
Ron hands the bartender the money, comes over to Buck and Zack.
Buck turns to them.
BUCK
These guys said we could go with them to a party.
ZACK
Maybe next time.  It's been a long day.
RON
Come on Buck.
BUCK
I want to go to the party.  You guys go back without me.
RON
We can't let him go by himself.
STRANGER #1
It's only a mile from here.
STRANGER #2
We aren't staying to long so you can get a ride with us.
BUCK
Come on.

EXT. BAR PARKING LOT - NIGHT
Zack waits with the two strangers for Ron and Buck.  
The two strangers talk amongst themselves.  Zack can overhear them.
STRANGER #2
We'll take them to my sister's apartment and rob them there.
STRANGER #1
Is the gun still in the car?
STRANGER #2
It's under the drivers seat.  We're only going to beat them up right?
STRANGER #1
Yea.  The gun is just to scare them.
Ron and Buck come out to the parking lot.
ZACK
Ron, I need to talk to you.
BUCK
Let's go party!
STRANGER #1
Come on already.
RON
What's up?
STRANGER #2
Let's get moving.
ZACK
(whispers to ron)
We're in trouble.
Buck gets in the car.
RON
What?
ZACK
Follow my lead.
Ron gives Zack a confused look.
ZACK
Get in on that side Ron.
Zack motions to the passenger side.
CAR - cONTINUOUS
Stranger #1 drives while Stranger #2 is rides shotgun.  
Zack, Ron and Buck are in the back seat.
STRANGER #1
We have to stop at my buddy's place for a minute.
ZACK
Don't take to long.
Zack sees the pistol under the seat.  Very steady he grabs it and hands it to Ron.
ZACK
Hold this.
Ron puts the gun under his shirt.  Ron face shows cool but his body shakes with nerves.
ZACK
When we get there can I use the bathroom?
STRANGER #2
Sure.
The car pulls into an apartment complex then stops in the parking lot.
ZACK
Ron, you don't look so good.
Zack grabs Ron's shoulder. Ron's body vibrates from nerves.
RON
What?
ZACK
Let's get him to the bathroom.
STRANGER #2
Come on.  What about Buck?
Buck's passed out.
ZACK
Just let him sleep.
INT. APARTMENT - MINUTES LATER
They enter the apartment.
STRANGER #2
The toilet is the second door on the left.
ZACK
Thanks.
Zack and Ron go towards the bathroom.
ZACK
Hide it in the bathroom.
Ron enters the bathroom.  Zack waits in the hallway.
STRANGER #2
He isn't getting sick is he?
ZACK
No.  He just taking a dump.
STRANGER #2
Come on hurry up!
Ron comes out of the bathroom.  The toilet flushes in the background.
RON
Everything is fine.
Ron gives Zack a wink as Zack enters the bathroom.
INT. bathroom - night
While Zack uses the toilet he sees a purse open on the counter.
ZACK 
I can't wait to go to the party.
STRANGER #1 (O.S.)
There will be some of the race car drivers there.
Zack sees money sticking out of the purse.  
He grabs two twenty-dollar bills, stuffs them into his underwear.
Stranger #1 (O.S.)
Hurry up!
ZACK
Too much beer!  I'll be right out.
Zack flushes the toilet, leaves the bathroom.
Living room - cONTINUOUS
The living room is decorated in early white trash.  With signs of a woman's touch.  
Ron sits in a beat up recliner with duct tape on the arms.  Stranger #2 walks through and goes in the kitchen.
STRANGER #2
Go to the car.  I'll be right out.
Zack, Ron and Stranger #1 go outside and walk to the car.  
Buck, his shirt covered in vomit sits on the curb in front of the car.
STRANGER #1
Are you okay?
BUCK
I'm sorry about getting sick in your car.
Stranger #1 opens the door.  The smell hits him he recoils.
STRANGER #1
Oh shit.  There's barf everywhere.
Zack hands Ron the money.
ZACK
(quietly to Ron)
Hide this!
Ron makes like he needs to adjust his socks, hides the money.
RON
Buck, do you want to go to the hospital?
Buck shakes his head.  Stranger #2 comes out of the apartment.
STRANGER #2
I think we have a problem.
STRANGER #1
What's that?
STRANGER #2
My sister's purse was in the bathroom wide open.
STRANGER #1
We've been out here.  Other than finding out Buck puked in my fucking car nothing weird went on.
RON
I saw the purse there but I didn't touch it.
ZACK
Me either.  This sounds like a setup.
STRANGER #1
Does your sister think anything is missing?
STRANGER #2
I don't know.
Stranger #1 pushes Stranger #2.
STRANGER #1
Go ask her!
Stranger #2 goes back inside.
ZACK
What's going on?
RON
Just take us back to the bar.
STRANGER #1
Wait a second.  If you didn't go in the purse then there's no problem.
Zack's fist close.
ZACK
Get your buddy and take us back to the bar now!
Ron grabs Zack
RON
Calm down!  You better go get your friend now.
Stranger #1 goes back to the apartment.
RON
What's with the money?
ZACK
I took it from the purse.
RON
What!
ZACK
They're going to try and rob us.  I figured we could use it to get a cab.
RON
Shit Zack!  I hope they don't find the gun.

The two strangers come back.
ZACK
Well?
STRANGER #2
My sister said everything was there.
RON
Then there's no problem.
ZACK
Take us back to the bar please.
RON
Let's call it a night guys.  I'm tired and Buck is sick.  We'll meet up with you tomorrow night.
STRANGER #1
Can we take your car?
STRANGER #2
Oh yea, the puke.  Sure. 
ZACK
Just take us straight to the bar nowhere else.
STRANGER #1
Come on, the party's still going on.
ZACK
No!  Straight to the fucking bar!  He doesn't look well.
Zack points to Buck.
STRANGER #2
Just take them to the bar.
EXT. BAR parking lot - LATER
The car pulls into the bar parking lot.
SUPER:  3 AM
ZACK
Thanks for the ride.
STRANGER #2
How about some gas money?
Stranger #1 reaches under his car seat.
ZACK
No fucking way!  Let us out!
RON
You took us two miles.
ZACK
Let us out of the Goddamn car now!
Zack takes the shoulder belt, wraps it around Stranger #1's neck.
STRANGER #1
Let them out.
Everyone gets out of the car.
STRANGER #2
Give us some money.
ZACK
Fuck you!  Ron, get Buck and start walking.
RON
I'm not leaving you here.
ZACK
I'll be right with you.  Trust me.
Ron turns to the strangers.
RON
You two better be leaving!
STRANGER #1
What are you going to do?
ZACK
This!
Zack picks up Stranger #1 over his right shoulder, begins to beat the crap out of Stranger #2 with Stranger #1's legs.
RON
That's a good move Zack!
Zack drops Stranger #1 on his head.
ZACK
I thought you would like that.
Zack walks over to Ron and Buck.
ZACK
Let's go.
RON
This has been a long day.
EXT. air - night
Zack floats in the air.
ZACK
We were extremely lucky!  Those two guys wanted to do us some serious harm.  I know stealing is wrong!  In this situation I did what I had to do.  
Light beams down from Heaven on Zack.
ZACK
We never should have gone with them.  I have to admit though beating the crap out of one with the other was a lot of fun.
INT. mEETING HALL - night
The Elder stands in front of the podium.  Mom sits a stool next to the podium.  The Elder waves the two strangers to stand before him.
MOM
Do something!
ELDER
They were just doing their job.
MOM
They were going to hurt my baby.  He was just two hundred and twenty eight months old.
ELDER
Fine.  
The Elder waves his hands.
ELDER
Poof be gone.
The strangers evaporate.
MOM
Thank you.
The group gasps.  Mom takes over the podium.
MOM
Now for the rest of you, if any of you try that type of shit, you'll deal with me!
The group cowers.  Mom takes a step, the group runs to the back of the room.
ELDER
Do you mind?  I'm the one supposed to put fear in these fools hearts!

INT. OFFICE - DAY
Zack and WILL (30), the store manager talk.  Will's clean cut.  His style of talking is beyond laid back.
WILL
Did you ever think about being a manager?
ZACK
I'd rather be a driver.
WILL
How about your future?
ZACK
I'd rather be a driver.
WILL
The reason I even bring it up is I'm looking for an assistant manager.  I think you would be suited to manager a store.
ZACK
I'll think about it.
INT. OFFICE - DAY
Zack and Will are in the office of Dominick's pizza.
INSERT: TWO DAYS LATER
ZACK
How much money would I make?
WILL
You would be a salaried employee.  You would start at eighteen thousand dollars a year plus bonuses.
ZACK
Could I still drive?
WILL
Not very often.  The only driving would do is when we are short handed.
ZACK
I'll do it.  If I don't like it can I go back to driving?
WILL
Sure.
EXT. desert - day
Zack walks out with a bull.  Sweat flows from his face  He stands next to a billboard that reads "Welcome to Coprprate Hell population one".
ZACK
I know he didn't mean to give me a line of bullshit.  Once I sold my soul to the corporate devil there was no chance in Hell I could go back to being a happy pizza delivery person.
INT. dominick's pizza - NIGHT
Zack makes pizzas as Will comes from the back.  He holds a filled out employment application.
WILL
I hired a new driver.
ZACK
I hope you didn't hire another dope head.
WILL
She'll start tonight.
ZACK
I'll have Art train her.
WILL
That's fine.
dominick's pizza - day
Zack and ART (17), make pizzas.  Art's a bit naive, a bit paranoid and high strung.  
To high strung for being so young.
ZACK
I need you to train Shelly tonight.
Art's body language resembles a nervous shitszu. 
Art
Shelly who?
Art literally falls apart as he hears Zack speak her last name.  
His face turns red with anger.
ZACK
Shelly Clarke.
ART
I'm not doing it!
ZACK
Why?
ART
She's a psycho!
ZACK
How do you know her?
ART
We went to school together.
ZACK
So.
ART
I'm afraid of her.
Zack laughs.
ART
Stop laughing.  You'll see she's evil!
In walks a tall brunette in a mini skirt that's too small for the size of her rear end with a T-shirt to match.  
She's holds a pink lipstick stained cigarette.  Her body landauge reveals she does not want to be there.
WOMAN
I'm supposed to report here for work.  I'm Shelly Clarke. 
ART
There's no smoking in here.
She takes on last drag, flicks the but out the door.
ZACK
Hi Shelly.  Art will give you a shirt and hat.
SHELLY
Thank you.
ZACK
Shelly, Will told you to get a pair of navy blue pants.
SHELLY
I have them in my car.
ZACK
Art will get your shirt and hat.  Can you get your pants please?
Shelly goes out to her car.
ZACK
She's not bright is she?  She seems kind of sleezy.
ART
And that's your new driver.
dominick's pizza - lATER
Zack helps Shelly with the phones.
ZACK
After you take the order you put the pink copy over where we make the pizzas.
Zack shows her what he means.
ZACK
Then put the other copies on a pizza box.
SHELLY
Got it.
ZACK
Art is going to make a delivery.  Go with him and watch how he does it.
Art picks up a pizza, they walk out the door.
Front door of dominick's pizza - later
Zack's on the phone with a customer.  His face turns angry.
ZACK
Yes sir.  I'll take care of it.
Zack holds the phone receiver away from his ear.  The customer is freaking out.
ZACK
She's new sir.  I apologize.
Art and Shelly walk through the door.  Art is embarrassed.
ZACK
Sir, your next two pizzas are free.  Goodbye sir.
Zack hangs up the phone.  Art stands there.
ART
Can I talk with you?
ZACK
What the Hell happened!
ART
We get to the customers house and go to the door.  He pays me, I say thank you then she calls him a cheap fucker and spits on his door.
Shelly comes over to them.
SHELLY
The guy gave Art a fifty-seven cent tip.
ZACK
I thought you delivered pizzas before.
SHELLY
I did.
ZACK
Look I'll give you one more chance but if you ever try that shit on a customer again you're gone.
Zack walks away.
Ext. Falling through air - day
Zack falls for what seems like an eternity.  He sees Shelly's face and tries to grab it.
ZACK (V.O.)
She's just a nasty human being.  I knew from the moment Art started complaining we should have gotten rid of her.
Zack's still falling. His fingers are getting close to her face.
ZACK (V.O.)
So I do the strangest thing.  
His fingers grab the illusion of Shell's face.  He smashes in to the ground.
INT. offICE - day
Zack and Will are talking and doing paperwork.
WILL
She's not that bad.
ZACK
She makes Art cry.  She is abrasive.  Can you talk to her?
WILL
What do you want me to say?
ZACK
Just make her be nice to Art.  
Will
She is a great driver though.
INT. mirror - day
Zack looks into a mirror but he doesn't see a reflection.
ZACK
Sexual feelings are a strange thing.  We're driven to find a mate to procreate the species.  On the other hand sometimes we're just horny and we are willing to screw anything.
He sees Shelly in the mirror.
ZACK
My adventure with the freaks of the world weren't usually that dangerous.  Things were changing.
INT. oFFICE - nIGHT
Will sits at the desk as Zack walks in.
ZACK
Do you want to get something to eat after we close?
WILL
Sure.
Shelly comes in.
SHELLY
I'm back.
ZACK
Can you start washing the dishes please?
Shelly leaves the office.
WILL
I'm going to ask Shelly to join us.
ZACK
Why?
WILL
She's one of us.
Shelly walks by.
ZACK
Don't do it.
WILL
Shelly.
She enters the office.
SHELLY
Yes.
WILL
Do you want to come with us and get something to eat?
SHELLY
Sure.
INT. diner - night
They enter the diner then head for a booth in the back of the room.  
Will sits on one side, Shelly sits next to Zack on the other.
WILL
You're doing a good job Shelly.  Isn't she Zack?
ZACK
Yeah.
SHELLY
Do you guys go out after work often?
ZACK
Usually Art and I go out after work.
WILL
I go straight home most of the time.
ZACK
Did you call Diane?
WILL
Shit!  I forgot.
ZACK
If your wife gets pissed at me over this I'll smack you.
SHELLY
Who's Diane?
WILL
She's my wife.
ZACK
She gets bitchy if he doesn't call her before going out.
WILL
Shut up!  Everything will be fine?
SHELLY
Do you have a girlfriend Zack?
EXT. old western town square - dAY
Zack hangs from a gallows.  His feet swing in a gentle breeze.
ZACK
As soon as she asked this question I should have known I was in trouble.  We should be able to call time out in real life.  That way when someone or something throws us for a loop we could have time to come with an answer.
Zack's body stops swinging, he makes a choking sound.  
DINER
ZACK
No.
WILL
Zack's devoted to his work.

EXT. DINER PARKING LOT - night 
Outside the dinner afterwards they're all talk.
WILL
Shelly, can you give Zack a ride back to his car.
Zack stands there with a disgusted unthankful expression.  His shoulders slump forward.
SHELLY
Sure.
ZACK
Thanks.
WILL
I'll see you two tomorrow.
Will heads to his car.
SHELLY
Are you ready?
They walk to Shelly's car.  She unlocks the door and Zack opens it.  
The stench from an over flowing ashtray hits him in the face.  His eyes tear.
SHELLY
Get in.
Zack gets in.  Shelly lights a cigarette.
SHELLY
This won't bother you will it?
ZACK
Well...
Zack just sits there.
SHELLY
Do you mind if I stop somewhere first?
ZACK
I'm kind of tired.  If you could...
SHELLY
I need to get something.  It will just take a second.
ZACK
Whatever.
INT. SEVEN ELEVEN - LATER
Zack's struggles to stay awake as Shelly gets back in her car.  
She tosses a bag in his lap.
SHELLY
Hold this for me.
Zack glances in the bag.  In the bag are two packs of cigarettes and a box of condoms.
SHELLY
Are you ready?
ZACK
For what?
SHELLY
To call it a night.
INT. PARKING LOT - NIGHT
Shelly pulls into the Dominck's Pizza parking lot.
SHELLY
Do you live near here?
ZACK
No.  I live in Pitman.
SHELLY
Damn.
ZACK
I'll see you later.
She leans over, kisses Zack.  She pulls him closer, Zack struggles, gives in.
SHELLY
Can you stay and talk?
ZACK
What do you want to talk about?
She leans over, rubs his crotch.
SHELLY
Get in the back seat and I'll tell you.
Zack does as instructed.  She unzips Zack's pant.
SHELLY
I've never done anything like this before.
ZACK
Are you a virgin?
Shelly laughs.
SHELLY
No.  I've never fucked my boss before.

SERIES OF SHOTS:
Zack's face is a mix of fear and shock.
Shelley takes off her top.
Her hands grab Zack's head.
She's smacking his face with her breasts.
Zack's terrified.
Shelly holds up black tape and a ball gag.
Zack's bound and gagged.
She holds up a huge vibrator with an evil smile on her face.
Zack's crying.
EXT. zoo - night
Zack comes out one of those suit in case of a biological attack, his face covered with a gas mask..  Images of the sexual encounter flash behind Zack.  
He takes off the gas mask.
ZACK
I should known not to mess around with her.  The main reason being she's a whore!  What a load of bullshit.
A diagram of the male body appears behind Zack.  He pulls a laser pointer out of his pants.  He shines the laser on the diagram.
ZACK
The male body has two brains.  The one in our skull manages all the day-to-day functions while the smaller but more powerful one in our penis takes over in these situations making rational thought impossible.  
He slams the laser pointer to the ground.
ZACK
Looking back at this relationship, what the Hell was I doing!
INT. office - nIGHT
Zack notices Will has a desperate look on his face.  Will's mouth opens to ask a question then hesitates.
WILL
Can you do me a favor?
ZACK
Sure.  What?
WILL
Take my sister-in-law out so she'll leave Diane and me alone for a couple of hours.
ZACK
I can't.  I'm supposed to take Shelly out tonight.
WILL
Come on.  We'll tell her you're covering another store.  She'll never find out.
ZACK
I don't know.
WILL
I beg you.  Please!
ZACK
Okay I'll do it.
INT/EXT. dominick's pizza - NIGHT
Zack makes a pizza as Shelly walks in.
SUPER: TWO DAYS LATER
SHELLY
I missed you yesterday.
ZACK
I'm sorry I had to work.
SHELLY
Which store?
ZACK
I told you the Vineland store.
SHELLY
I talked to Art last night.
ZACK
Oh.
SHELLY
He said you were in the Cherry Hill store.
ZACK
He was mistaken.
She walks outside.  Zack follows her.
SHELLY
Why are you lying to me!  I thought you were special.
Shelly goes nuts.  She scratches and slaps the crap out of Zack.
SHELLY
All you wanted was to sleep with me!  You used me.  I'm not a whore!
She digs her fingernails into Zack's arm breaking the skin.
ZACK
Damnit!  What's wrong with you?
Shelly kicks Zack in the shin then walks away.
SHELLY
We're finished.
Art pulls into the parking lot and sees Zack.
ART
I told you she's evil!
INT. miRROR - day
Zack looks in the mirror at a vision of Shelly.  The mirror shatters.
ZACK
You would have thought we're married.  This is what happens every time I do a favor for someone.
Zack looks up.
ZACK
To all my dearest friends, don't ask me for favors.
INT. STORE - NIGHT
Zack makes a pizza as two beautiful women come in the door.  Both are brunettes.  One is tall and very curvaceous.  
The other is short and on the slender side.  The short and slender one is JACKIE (20).
SUPER: 1987
ZACK
Can I help you?  Hey I know you.
JACKIE
Hi Zack.  This is my friend Michelle.
ZACK
It is nice to meet you.
JACKIE
I heard you worked here so I came to say hello.
ZACK
Did you want to order?
JACKIE
No.  I'm just making a social call.
The phones ring all at once.
JACKIE
I'll come back later.
ZACK
Please do.
Art walks in.
ART
Who was that?
ZACK
An old friend.
INT. STORE - LATER
Jackie enters as Zack takers a pizza out of the oven.
JACKIE
I'm back.
Zack has a big smile on his face.
ZACK
I'm glad.  What's new?
JACKIE
I'm home for Thanksgiving break.
ZACK
How's school?
JACKIE
It's fine.  Do you want to get a drink later?
ZACK
Can you wait a half an hour?
JACKIE
Sure.
Zack goes to see Art in the back.
ZACK
Can you handle the rest of the shift by yourself?
ART
I think so, why?
ZACK
I want to spend some time with my friend.
Art and Zack come back to the front of store.
ART
She's pretty.
ZACK
Yes she is.
ART
What if a supervisor calls or comes in?
ZACK
Tell them I had an emergency.  Don't worry it's almost midnight.
ART
What if we get busy?
ZACK
We'll make some pizza shells up just in case.  If you get ten more orders that will be a lot.
ART
Can we make twelve shells just in case?
They make up the pizzas.
ZACK
I need ten more minutes Jackie.
JACKIE
No hurry.
INT. dinER - nIGHT
Jackie and Zack sit, talk in a cozy booth.
JACKIE
I'm so glad to be home this weekend.
ZACK
Do you have a lot of plans?
JACKIE
No not really.  Just Thanksgiving dinner with the family.
ZACK
I'm spending it with my family too.
JACKIE
Thanksgiving night is so boring.
ZACK
I know, sitting around with a big belly waiting to go home.  By seven o'clock there's nothing to do.
JACKIE
I'm going to the movies with my brother.
ZACK
That sounds like fun.  Nobody is doing anything that night over at my house.
Jackie face lightens up.
JACKIE
Why don't you come with us?
ZACK
I don't know.
JACKIE
Come on, it will be more fun than staying home.
EXT. darkness - 
Zack stands in complete darkness except for a tiny beam of light next to his face.
ZACK
When we met I thought she was a geeky little twerp.  She was thirteen and I was fifteen.  Jackie thought I was a lunatic.
The beam of light get bigger then shines on Zack's face.  Exposing his huge smile.
ZACK
She grew up nice!  Real nice!
Zack winks.  The darkness fades, he finds himself in the beautiful garden.
ZACK
There's something about this girl that makes me smile.  Her attitude is always positive.  It could be the worst day of my life and just looking at her would bring a smile to my face.  For the first time in many years I'm happy.  What the hell is wrong with me!
Zack has a confused look on his face.
EXT. BEDROOM - DAY
Zack talks with Ron in Ron's bedroom.
RON
Where have you been?
ZACK
Work has kept me busy.
RON
Cool!  Who is she?
ZACK
Do you remember Jackie from Jefferson commons?
RON
Over in township? Yea.
ZACK
She's not that geeky little thing anymore.  She's filled out nice.
RON
How long have you been dating her?
ZACK
Since Thanksgiving.
RON
She's in college right?
ZACK
Yea, she goes to Kean College up north.
RON
Do you get to see each other much?
ZACK
I go up there a couple days a week.
InT. dominick's pizza - night
Zack's on the phone with Jackie while he's makes pizzas.  The conversation is intercut.
Jackie 
You are coming up tonight right?
ZACK
I'll be there by two thirty.
JACKIE
I'll see you then.
Zack hangs up the phone.  He turns to Art.
ZACK
What am I doing?
ART
I don't know.
ZACK
Would you be going to visit a girl after working all night?
ART
Probably not.
ZACK
I think I'm in serious trouble.
ART
No you're not.
ZACK
Then what's going on?
ART
You're in love dumbass!
EXT. field - nIGHT
Zack walks out and lies down in a field.  He just stares up at the sky.
ZACK (V.O.)
Can you remember when true love kicked you in the head?  I do it was when Jackie and I talked that night.  Love makes us do some strange things, even me the freak messiah!

INT. car - NIGHT
Zack drives a car waits at a red light.  A car with two high school aged boys pull up next to him.  Zack notices the driver is given him the finger.
SUPER: 1988
ZACK
Fuc... Hey Matt!
The driver is going crazy making hand gestures.
ZACK
I'll follow you.
The traffic light changes and the other car speeds off.
ZACK
I guess they're going to Matt's house.
Zack flashes the high beams at the car in front of him.  The car turns right and Zack follows them.
ZACK
Where are they going?
He rolls down the window.
ZACK
You past the house!
The car pulls over and the two guys get out of the car.  Zack joins them.
PUNK #!
What's your problem?!
ZACK
Matt.  It's me Zack.  I'm a friend of your brother Mickey.
PUNK #1
I'm not Matt.  Dick-head!
Punk #2 sneaks behind Zack.
ZACK
I'm sorry.  You look like my friends little brother.
PUNK #2
Your wrong!
PUNK #1
We're going to kick your ass!
ZACK
Wait a second.  Mickey lives right there.
Zack points to Mickey's house.
ZACK
I thought you were goofing around.
PUNK #2
We're not man!
Punk #1 throws a punch, Zack blocks it.
ZACK
What's your problem?  You started this by giving me the finger!  I thought you were goofing around.
Punk #2 pushes Zack.
PUNK #2
Pussy!  What are you going to do?
Zack smiles.
ZACK
Look you don't want to make me angry!
Punk #2 punches Zack in the arm.
ZACK
You won't like me when I'm angry!
PUNK #1
What are you going to do?  Cry!
Punk #2 goes into the trunk of the car and grabs an aluminum bat.
ZACK
I don't want to fight you!
PUNK #1
It's too late now!
Zack walks next to their car.  Punk #1 throws a punch with his right hand.  Zack moves to the side and the punch hits the car door.
PUNK #1
You broke my hand!
ZACK
Can we stop this foolishness now?
Punk #2 sneaks behind Zack.
PUNK #1
Fuck you!
Punk #1 throws a punch with his left hand.  Zack moves again the punch hit the car with the same results as the first one.
ZACK
(laughing at them)
This has gone far enough! I'm leaving.
PUNK #2
No you're not!
As Zack turns his back Punk #2 hits him with the bat.  Zack doesn't flinch he turns, grabs Punk #2 by the throat.
ZACK
Now cut that out!
Zack slaps Punk #2 with the back of his hand.
ZACK
Now this is the end of this!  
Zack tosses him down to the ground.
PUNK #1
I'm going to kill you.
Zack walks over to him.
ZACK
Your hands are broken.  Let your little buddy...
Punk #2 jumps on Zack's back.
ZACK
Take you to a hospital.
As Zack tries to get him off his back Punk #2 punches Zack in the head.
ZACK
That's enough!
Zack flips Punk #2 on to the street.  Punk #2 spits at Zack.
ZACK
You son of a bitch!
PUNK #2
Your mama sucks big...
Zack stomps on Punk #2 groin.
ZACK
You had to make it personal.
Both punks are lie in the street as Zack gets in his car.
EXT. street - day
Zack stands where the fight took place.
ZACK
Hello.  What you have just witnessed was true.  I lived through it and hardly believe it myself.
He walks around, looks at the street like a police investigator.
ZACK 
Why did this happen?  When alcohol enters a young man's bloodstream it causes a false sense of courage and lowers one's ability to use common sense.
He walks around some more.
ZACK
Maybe if I just ignored their gestures and words this whole thing would have been avoided.  Live and learn
INT. FAMILY ROOM - DAY
Zack sits in Jackie's parents family room. Jackie looks out the window, sees her younger brother Darryl 17, in front of an older white and maroon Mustang.  
JACKIE
Can you do me favor?
ZACK
Sure.
Jackie's brother Darryl walks in.
DARRYL
Did you ask him?
JACKIE
Can you help Darryl change his oil?
ZACK
No problem.  Would you like to use my car ramps?
DARRYL
That would be great.
Int. auto shop - dAY
 Zack comes out from under a car in greasy overalls.
ZACK
This should be worth some brownie points.  I like Darryl he's a good guy and besides what's the worse thing that could happen!
Zack slides back under the car.
Ext. Street - day
Zack drives up in a small tan pick-up in front of Jackie's house.  
 Zack gets out and grabs the ramps from the back of the truck.
ZACK
Have you ever driven a car up on ramps before?
DARRYL
Yea a couple of times.
Zack places the ramps in front of the car's tires.  Darryl gets in his car.
ZACK
When you're ready.
Darryl revs the engine and goes up the ramp while Zack is keeping the ramps in place.
ZACK
You're doing fine.
Darryl's foot slips off the clutch, the car jerks forward knocking Zack under the car.  Darryl hurries to see if Zack is all right.
DARRYL
I'm sorry!  My damn foot slipped.
Zack peaks out from under the car.
ZACK
Get me out of here!
Darryl pulls Zack out from under the car.
DARRYL
I'm sorry.
Jackie runs out of the house.
JACKIE
Is everything all right?
ZACK
We're fine.
Darryl stands there with a stupid looking smile on his face.
DARRYL
My foot slipped.
ZACK
Sure it did.  You're just afraid I'm going to marry your sister.
Darryl goes inside the house.
JACKIE
Are you okay?
ZACK
I fine but your brother is as dumb as a sock.
INT. FUNERAL HOME - DAY
Zack's mom and Jackie look at a cheap cardboard caskets.  Both laugh and wear colorful unappropriate clothes. 
Jackie's escorted by a hunk male stripper.
Zack (V.O.)
Hey!  What the Hell are you doing I'm not dead!
Mom turns to Jackie.
MOM
I say the Hell with him!  Let's spend the insurance money on ourselves.
JACKIE
Easy come easy go!
ZacK (V.O.)
I'm starting to feel like Rodney dangerfield!  I get no respect.
Int. Mall - dAY
Jackie and Zack walk around the mall doing some window shopping.
JACKIE
I've found one I like.
ZACK
Wow!  I did too.  Show me the one you've found.
They walk off.
JACKIE
It's oval shaped and not too big.
ZACK
That's funny, so is the one I've found.
They stop in front of Ritter's Jewelry store.
JACKIE
It's in here.
SALESMAN
You're back again I see.  Would you like to see the ring you looked at earlier?
JaCKIE
Yes please.
ZACK
Thanks.
The salesman opens the display case, removes a ring and hands it to Zack.
SALESMAN
Place it on her finger.
Zack and Jackie hold hands as Zack places the rings on Jackie's finger
ZACK
Will you marry me?
Jackie begins to cry.
JACKIE
Yes!
INT. mall - day
Jackie and Zack enter the screen.
ZACK
That was weird...
JACKIE
The way we...
Jackie and zack
Picked the same ring.
INT. kITCHEN - day
Jackie, Zack and Jackie's mom  sit at the kitchen table.  
Zack holds a calendar with a stupid expression on his face.  He looks like he shouldn't be there.
ZACK
Did you realize we picked Memorial Day weekend?
MOM ROSS
Don't worry, just get the invitations out early.
JACKIE
I don't see it being a problem.  It will give everyone an extra day to party.
INT. church - dAY
Zack, the groomsmen are in a school room in the basement of the church.  It resembles a team locker room.
O.S. Rain taps on the glass.
RON
Are you sure you want to do this?
ZACK
Yes.
ART
I can get you a bus ticket.
ZACK
No thanks.
RON
We're just busting your balls.
ZACK
I know.  What time is it?
ART
You've got a half an hour of freedom left!
The LADY PHOTOGRAPHER walks in and sees the guys half dressed.  
She raises her camera like she's going to take pictures.
PHOTOGRAPHER
Are you guys ready?
Ron, standing in his underwear, tries to cover up.
RON
Not yet.
PHOTOGRAPHER
I'm sorry.
She turns away slowly.
PHOTOGRAPHER
I'll be back in ten minutes.
She leaves.  Zack pulls up his zipper, hurries after her.
ZACK
Miss!
PHOTOGRAPHER
Yes.
ZACK
Has Jackie left the house yet?
PHOTOGRAPHER
They're waiting for the rain to slow down.
ZACK
Thanks.
Zack goes back to where the guys are.
ART
I can't believe she just walked in here.
RON
If she saw you naked she didn't she much.
Art blushes as the other guys laugh.
ZACK
Hey Brian can you go see if we're on schedule?
Brian does as instructed.
RON
Are you nervous?
ZACK
Not really.  I feel like I'm going to the dentist.  I just want today over with.
PASTOR LEARY walks in.
PASTOR LEARY
How are you today?
ZACK
Anxious.
PASTOR LEARY
Jackie's dad called.  They're waiting five more minutes then they'll be on the way.
ZACK
Thank you pastor.
PASTOR LEARY
By the way the guest are starting to arrive.  Maybe the ushers should be getting upstairs and seat them.
RON
Go on up guys.
Pastor Leary and the ushers leave the room.
INT. mEETING HALL - dAY
The Elder throws up his hands in frustration, leans on the podium while he addresses the group.
ELDER
Maybe he's not the one?
Shelly removes her hood and walks to in front of the podium.
Shelly
I'd say he's not.
ELDER
You fouled it up by making him think!
SHELLY
Shut the fuc...
The Elder waves his hand.
ELDER
Quiet!  You failed.  You're to live out your life in obscurity!
SHELLY
No!
ELDER
See ya!  Poof.
Shelly just fades away.  Mom comes from behind the Elder.
MOM
Too bad, I liked her.
The group groans.
ELDER
He thwarts all our efforts, maybe choosing your son was a mistake.
Mom puts on her best used car salesman face. 
MOM
After the wedding we'll surprise him.
ELDER
Fine.

CHURCH BASEMENT - DAY
Zack stands by a basement window.  He notices a dead toad outside stuck on the glass.
ZACK
I know how you feel buddy.  This is the longest day in history.  I can't wait for the ceremony to start.
Zack begins to pray.
ZACK 
Dear God.  Give me the strength to make it through today!  Please give Jackie a break in the weather so she can get here.  Thanks for bringing us together.  AMEN.

INT. DOMINOS PIZZA - DAY
Zack makes a pizza as the SUPERVISOR (23) walks in.  The supervisor looks much younger, his voice hasn't gotten deep yet.
Supervisor
How many drivers do you have on?
ZACK
Two.  Why?
supervisor
Why are there two pizzas on the hot rack?
ZACK
They'll be leaving in a minute.
Supervisor
They're sitting at eighteen minutes right now!  You'll have to deliver them.
ZACK
They'll be on time.  Anyway I don't have a car here today.
The supervisor opens his briefcase, takes a sheet of paper out and writes on it.  
A driver comes in, grabs the pizzas and hurries out the door.
ZACK
Problem solved.
Paul looks up, sees the pizzas are gone.  He hands Zack the form.
suPERVISOR
Sign this!
Zack sees that the form is a discipline report.
ZACK
Why?  I didn't do anything wrong.
SuPERVISOR
You were insubordinate.
ZACK
You don't have that kind of power.
SuPERVISOR
Sign it or you're suspended!
The phone rings, Zack answers it.  The supervisor sulks while Zack's on the phone.  
Zack finishes taking the order, hangs up the phone.
ZACK
What did you say?
SuPERVISOR
If you don't sign it you're suspended two days no pay!
ZACK
You have no one who'll run the store then.
PAUL
Sign it!
ZACK
I've worked here longer than you've been out of college.
PAUL
Then you should be a supervisor.
ZACK
I don't do drugs.
PAUL
Get out!  You're suspended!
ZACK
You can't do that!  You don't have the authority.
The area supervisor gathers up his stuff and storms out the door.  
Zack follows him outside.
SUPERVISOR
I'll be back.
ZACK
I built this store!  Not you!
SuPERVISOR
I may not be able to fire you but I can transfer your ass!
INT. office - dAY
Zack goes over to where a large poster of the supervisor hangs from the ceiling.  He draws a mustache on him with a black magic marker.
ZACK
What a weasel!
DOMINICK'S PIZZA
Zack enters the store.
ZACK
What an asshole!
Int. Dominick's pizza - nIGHT
Zack  takes a phone order and Art gets a pizza out of the oven as the area supervisor and a district manager walk in.
SuPERVISOR
You're fired!
ZACK
Fine I'll milk you bastards for unemployment.
DISTRICT manager
Mr. Bensen, why won't you sign the discipline report?
ZACK
Because I didn't do anything wrong.
He turns to the supervisor.
DISTRICT MANager
Why did you write a discipline report up against Mr. Bensen?
SuPERVISOR
He refused to deliver two pizzas that were on the hot rack.
ZACK
The pizzas were at eighteen minutes and were going to houses just a few blocks away!
DISTRICT manager
Is that true?
SuPERVISOR
He also didn't have a vehicle to use.  That could have jeopardized the stores...
DISTRICT manager
I suggest you find something else to bitch about.  I'm sorry about this Zack.
They shake hands.
ZACK
He threatened to transfer me out of this store.  If he does I won't go.
DISTRICT manager
Trust me you won't be going anywhere.
EXT. corral - day
Zack walks through the screen and stands next to a steaming pile of bull manure.  He points at it.
ZACK
Enough said.

INT. Dominick's Pizza - day
Zack removes a pizza out of the oven.  
INSERT: A WEEK LATER
ZACK
I need a break.  Art, take over the oven please.
Zack goes to the office.  The area superivsor enters the store.
PAUL
Where's Zack?
ART
He's in the office.
Paul goes in the office.
SuPERVISOR
Why is Art handling the dinner rush?
ZACK
I've been here eight days in a row and I'm tired.  He'll be fine for five minutes.
SuPERVISOR
I'm putting Art on the road.  Get out there and watch the ovens.
ZACK
Art's needed inside.  There are five drivers on the road already.
SuPERVISOR
Just do your job!
ZACK
You could help make it easier!
SuPERVISOR
How?
ZACK
Get me an assistant manager.
SuPERVISOR
This store doesn't need any more employees.
ZACK
You're an asshole!  We've done two record weeks in a row.  I've had one day off in the past two weeks.
SuPERVISOR
That's a manager's job.
ZACK
Then officially make me a manger.  Pay me like one and quit taking the credit for yourself.
SuPERVISOR
I'm the one who keeps this store from being closed.
ZACK
You're so full of shit.  Since Will left I've been keeping this store open, you don't do diddley shit.
They go to check on Art.  They find Art making a pizza.
ZACK
Are you okay?
ART
There's still one pizza in the oven.
Zack takes the pizza out of the oven.
supervisor
That's burned.
ZACK
No it's not.
Zack places a pizza in the oven.
supervisor
You're not serving that.
Zack gets startled, his right forearm touches the hot oven door.
ZACK
Help!  
Art hurries over to help Zack.  The area supervisor just stands there.
ZACK
Get the pizza.
Zack pulls his arm away from the oven door. A two-inch square of his flesh sizzles on the oven door.
supervisor
What's that smell?
ART
You need to get that looked at.
supervisor
It's not that bad.
ART
What do you mean!  That's his flesh we smell burning.
Art guides Zack towards the door.
ZACK
I'm going to the hospital.
SuPERVISOR
Don't file this as a workmen's compensation claim.
ZACK
Why not?  It happened at work.
supervisor
It was your own fault having Art on the ovens.
ZACK
Fuck you I quit!
Zack takes the store keys out of his pocket and throws them hard at the area supervisor, hitting him square in the mouth.
Zack smiles with satisfaction as a small trickle of blood drips down the supervisor's weak chin.

EXT. PARKING LOT - NIGHT
Zack's in front of the store where he worked with a brick in his hand.
ZACK
I gave over five years to these bastards.  I never should have gone into management.  The way they suck people in and promise the world to them, its brainwashing plain and simple.
Zack tosses the brick up and down.
ZACK
Now if I do what I want to do to  the window I'll probably get into trouble.
Zack drops the brick and walks over to a waiting detonator.  He pulls up the plunger.
ZACK
Now this is going to be worth it!
Zack pushes down the plunger.  A second later the store explodes.  
Zack smiles.
ZACK
Damn that felt good.

INT. KITCHEN - DAY
Zack walks in the kitchen and sees Jackie washing dishes.
ZACK
I found a job!
JACKIE
Doing what?
ZACK
Bookkeeping for a small truck stop in Pedricktown.
JACKIE
Pedricktown?
EXT. fOREST - dAY
Zack wonders around with a cartoon like smile on his face.
ZACK
This is the face of unconditional love.  No matter what I do she's always there.
Jackie comes out stands off to his left out of his view.
ZACK
She never gets bitchy.
Jackie shakes her head no.  She mouths.
JACKIE
What the hell is he talking about?
ZACK
She knows who's in charge.
Jackie holds up a sign that reads I let him think he's the boss!
INT. truck stop oFFICE - daY
Zack enters the office.  JEAN (60), greets him at the door.  
She looks like she's mid forties with a body to match.
JEAN
This is your desk.
ZACK
Thanks.
JEAN
Are you ready to get to work?
She motions Zack to the door.  They walk outside.  
They head towards the truck stop's store and diner.
ZACK
Yes.
JEAN
On Monday I get the time cards and get them totaled.
ZACK
Let's get started.

INT. TRUCK STOP STORE - DAY
Jean takes Zack into the store.
JEAN
This is the convenience store.  We carry drinks, snacks and stuff the truckers need.
ZACK
Do I do the bookkeeping for the store?
JEAN
No, just their payroll Katie the manager handles their books.
KATIE (30), is a tall well developed blonde woman walks up to them.  She has a strong southern accent.
JEAN
This is Katie.  She runs the store and handles the fuel books.  This is Zack he'll be running the office.
Katie
Is Zack short for Zachary or Zachariah?
ZACK
Zachary.

INT. DINER-DAY
They enter the dinner.  It's small with ten booths and a long counter.  
Jean leads Zack into the kitchen.
JEAN
The timecards will be back here in the office.
Jean grabs them off the desk.
JEAN
(whispers to Zack)
Get the timecards as soon as you can.  These people will try anything to change their hours.  You can't trust them.
ZACK
I understand.
MARCUS (22) the fry cook enters the kitchen.  Marcus is over the top gay.  
He also twitches from a drug problem.  Marcus is the most flamboyant dresser also.
JEAN
This is Marcus.  He's the cook.
MARCUS
How are you Jean?  And who's this strapping young buck?
JEAN
This is Zack, the new bookkeeper.
ZACK
It's good to meet you.
JEAN
Marcus will make you something to eat when you get hungry.
ZACK
I like bringing my lunch.
JEAN
Consider it a benefit.
They walk out the kitchen Marcus looks at Zack and gives him a wink.

INT. OFFICE - DAY
Jean opens the ledger, shows it to Zack.
ZACK
Why did Marcus wink at me?
JEAN
He's gay.  He winks at any man that talks to him.  Don't worry he's harmless.
The door opens and two men enter speaking in Russian.
JEAN
Hello Leo, Lev.  I'd like you to meet the new bookkeeper Zack Benson.
The two men don't even notice Zack's presence.  
They go into a back office and shut the door.  They argue loudly in Russian.
JEAN
They're the owners of the truck stop.
ZACK
So they are the bosses.
JEAN
No!  I am.  Those two are assholes.
Zack laughs.
JEAN
I'm sorry Zack but I can't do this to you, you should find another job.
ZACK
Did I do something wrong?
JEAN
No you're fine.  It's them!  They're awful to work for.  You are a nice guy and I don't want them to get to you.
ZACK
If it's all right with you I'd like to try and make it work.  How bad can they be?
JEAN
Just remember I warned you.

INT. OFFICE-DAY
Zack works at his desk as Leo walks in the door.  He makes no eye contact with Zack.
Leo
(Russian accent)
Give me the checkbook.
ZACK
Here you go.
Zack hands Leo the ledger.
ZACK
I'm working on that so can you please give it back as soon as you're finished.
SUPER: TWO HOURS LATER
Zack knocks on Leo's office door.
ZACK
Leo!
Zack tries the doorknob that is locked.
ZACK
Shit!  That son of a bitch!
Jean enters the office.
JEAN
What are you yelling about?
ZACK
Leo that asshole!  He's got the checkbook in his office and I think he left.
JEAN
You gave him the checkbook!
ZACK
He asked for it.
JEAN
Call the bank and find out if there is any money left in the account.
Zack does as instructed.
JEAN
You didn't sign anything did you?
ZACK
No.  I gave him the checkbook and then I went to the diner and got their bills.
JEAN
If either of those assholes asks you to sign something, don't!
Zack hangs up the phone.
ZACK
The balance is eleven dollars and forty cents.
JEAN
That bastard took twenty-five thousand dollars!
ZACK
Today's payday!  What do I do?
JEAN
Calm down.  The payroll comes out of a different account.
ZACK
I've been here two months and you finally tell me that.
JEAN
That's our secret.
INT. OFFICE - DAY
Leo enters the office the next day and asks for the checkbook.
LEO
(BROKEN ENGLISH)
Hand me the checkbook.
Zack is visibly pissed off.
ZACK
You still have it from yesterday.
LEO
No.  No, I put it on your desk.
ZACK
I think you're mistaken.
Leo rants and raves in Russian.
ZACK
Did you just call me a fucking imbecile?
LEO
I did not!
ZACK
What did you say then?
LEO
I say nothing.  I left my keys for the office at home.
ZACK
That's not good.  I need the checkbook so I can finish my work before the weekend.
Leo walks out the door. 
Zack watches him get in a late model Lincold Continental and drive away.
ZACK
You son of a bitch!
Zack calls Jean at the diner.
Jean
Hello.
ZACK
He did it again!
INT. OFFICE - DAY
Jean walks in with a fuel attendant who carries a sledgehammer.
JEAN
Knock that damn doorknob off!
The fuel attendant raise the sledgehammer above his head as JOE the operations manager 50, walks in.
JOE
Stop!  What are you doing?
JEAN
Leo locked the checkbook in his office and I'm having him knock off the doorknob.
JOE
Wait a second I have a key.
Joe pulls a huge ring of keys out of his pocket.
JEAN
Smash the doorknob.
JOE
Give me a moment.
Joe fumbles through the keys.
JEAN
Come on already!
JOE
Got it.
Joe sticks the key in the lock and turns it.  The key snaps off in the lock.
JOE
Smash the sucker!
The fuel attendant smashes the doorknob.
ZACK
That will work.
They enter the office.  There are pornography books, magazines and dirty tissues all over the place.
ZACK
I'm not touching anything in here!
JEAN
Me either.
INT. tRUCK STOP OFFICE - dAY
Zack works with the checkbook.  Jean is next to him.  
ZACK
There's eighty thousand dollars missing.
JEAN
Are you sure?
ZACK
It has taken me five months to find a correct balance.
JEAN
Why so long?
ZACK
I had to go back a year just to find a starting balance.  Then every Monday I would call the bank and find out what checks were cashed over the weekend by Leo and Lev.
JEAN
Oh my goodness.  It's a miracle you didn't shoot them.  This is the kind of shit that made me not want to be here as often as I used to be.
INT. asylum - dAY
Zack walks out in a straight jacket.
ZACK
No free lunch or paid time off is worth this amount of aggravation!   Leo and Lev are brothers and they don't trust each other. Why?  Because they were stealing from each other.  I knew that questions would be asked over the missing money but there was no way in hell I was taking the fall for them.
TrUCK STOP OFFICE
ZACK
Do you think I have anything to worry about?
JEAN
No.  Their bosses won't harm you.

INT. OFFICE - DAY
Jean, Leo and Zack are in the office.
INSERT: NEXT DAY
JEAN
This is my last day.
LEO
No.  You be here tomorrow.
JEAN
I'm done Leo.
LEO
I fire everyone so you need to stay.  Zack you're fired.
ZACK
(laughing at Leo)
Okay Leo.
LEO
Get out!
JEAN
You can fire anyone you want to but I'm done working here.
Jean storms out the door.
LEO
Jane don't go.
ZACK
What's your problem today?
Leo gets in Zack's face.
LEO
(yelling in broken english)
I'm angry that Jean quit.
ZACK
Don't yell at me!
Leo pokes Zack in the chest.
LEO
I'm the boss and you work for me!  You fired!
Zack rears back, punches Leo right in the mouth.
ZACK
You can go to hell!
Leo's demeanor quickly softens.
LEO
I'm sorry.  This is crazy you're not fired.
ZACK
Why are you acting like this?
LEO
I was frustration.
Jean walks back in the office.
ZACK
Don't you mean frustrated?
LEO
Yes!  Frustrated.  Exactly.
JEAN
I only stayed this long to help Zack.  It's time for me to take care of myself.
LEO
I give both of you a big raise!
JEAN
You can give Zack my raise.
LEO
I'll give Zack one hundred dollars more an hour.
ZACK
You mean a week.
JEAN
That's nice of you Leo.
LEO
You stay one more month then.  Please as a favor to me.
JEAN
I can't.  How about I'll come in one day a week.
LEO
Fine that's settled!  I go now.
Leo walks out the door.
ZACK
He's a nutcase.
JEAN
I think you're not that far off.  I'm not coming in anymore.  I only said it so he would shut the hell up.
INT. LIVING ROOM - DAY
Zack and Jackie sit on the couch.
ZACK
Work is crazy.  I don't like going there anymore.
JACKIE
Is Jean still leaving?
ZACK
She said she's done.
The phone rings.  Jackie answers the phone.  Her face changes from happiness to fear.
JACKIE
It's for you.
ZACK
What's wrong?
She hands him the phone.
ZACK
Hello.
Man (On phone)
(rougher russian accent)
I apologize for calling you at home.
ZACK
Who's this?
MAN (On phone)
That is no concern to you.  I'm informing you we no about the missing money from the truck stop's bank account.
ZACK
What do you want?
MAN (On phone)
You need to tell me who has taken the money.  We know it's not you.
ZACK
And?
MAN (On phone)
We need your cooperation.  The people I work with handle the truck stop's investments.
ZACK
I'm not sure if I want to help you.
MAN (On phone)
That wouldn't be the correct choice.  Your too young to become a widower.
Zack swallows hard, to hide his nerves from Jackie.
ZACK
What do I have to do?
Man (On phone)
Watch them and call when they go to the bank.
ZACK
That's all.
MAN (On phone)
For now.
ZACK
Who do I call?
Man (On phone)
If either of them takes a check and heads to the bank you're to call 212 555 0110 and let whoever answers know this information.  I will contact you again on Monday.
The man hangs up on Zack.  Zack's nervousness has turned to anger, he slams a fist on top of the table.
JACKIE
Who was that?
ZACK
I don't know.
JACKIE
He knew my name.
ZACK
Apparently my bosses have pissed somebody off.  They want me to keep an eye on Leo and Lev.
JACKIE
What do they want you to do?
ZACK
It's better if don't know.
JACKIE
What if you don't do what he asked?
Zack grabs Jackie and pulls her close.
ZACK
Don't worry about that.

EXT. TRUCK STOP PARKING LOT - DAY
Zack walks towards the diner.  He feels the barrel of a gun stuck in his back.  
MAN
I haven't heard from you.
ZACK
What do you want?  I just got here.
MAN
When Leo gets here today you are to leave the office.
ZACK
I'm just here to do my job.  Whatever he does is his business.
MAN
I am trying to keep you out of harms way.
ZACK
Then put the fucking gun away.
The gunman lowers the gun.
ZACK
If you will excuse me I'm going back to work.
As Zack walks away he glances back trying to see the gunman.  
The gunman is gone.

INT. OFFICE - DAY
Two men talk with Leo while in the office. Both are big guys, dressed in black suits.
ZACK (V.O.)
All I wanted was a good job and to work with nice people.
Leo and the men argue.
ZACK (V.O.)
Jean warned me about them.  I choose to stay.
The two men beat on Leo.  Leo's face is battered, bloody.
ZACK (V.O.)
I never expected to be involved with the Russian mafia.  
Leo has been knocked to the floor.  He tries to fight back but can't get up.  The men beat Leo back down.
ZACK (V.O.)
Leo brought this on himself.  There's no reason for me to help him but I feel like I have to.

INT. OFFICE - DAY
Zack enters the office and hears three voices argue in Russian in Leo's office.  Zack opens the door and sees Leo's bloody face.  
One of the men holds Leo and the other is about to punch him.
ZACK
What the hell is going on here?
LEO
Zack, get out!
Zack helps Leo get to his feet.  One of the men grabs Zack by the shoulder.
GUNMAN
This doesn't concern you.
LEO
I'm fine.
The gunman says something to the goon in Russian.  The goon turns, walks out the door.
LEO
You go too.  I'm okay.
Zack goes back to his desk.  Looking through his window Zack sees the goon standing next too an older Lincoln Continental.  
The goon opens the car door and takes out a package of cigars and removes one.  He then closes the door.
ZACK
What a ying-yang!
Zack works on the books. Zack looks up again a few seconds later and sees the goon struggle with the car door.
ZACK
What's this fool doing?
Zack notices the goon closed his tie in the door and is choking.  Zack stands up and goes to Leo's office.
ZACK
Excuse me but your friend is in trouble outside.
The three men rush outside.  The pictures freezes, Zack walks out laughing hysterically.  He's watching what happens on a monitor.
ZACK (V.O.)
This is the funniest thing I've ever seen.
Zack and Leo stand back while the boss pulls on the goon's shoulders choking him more.  Tears run down the goons face.
ZACK (V.O.)
He's struggling for breath and the fear is in his eyes.  All either one of them has to do is open the door.
The boss keeps pulling on the goon's body.  The goon is losing the fight to live.
ZACK (V.O.)
They panicked and lost control.  I wanted to watch this guy die for being such a idiot.
The boss jumps up and down in terror.  Leo stands with devilish smile on his face.
ZACK (V.O.)
I see Leo is thinking the same thing I am for what they did to him just a few moments before.
Zack laughs as he notices the goon's eyes are now rolled back in his head.
ZACK  (V.O.)
I'm laughing so hard my sides' ache but I know if this jackass dies I'm going to have extra work to do when the police arrive.
People walk through the parking lot look but none of them come over.
ZACK (V.O.)
As the goon loses consciousness, I casually walk over...
Zack goes to them.
ZACK
Excuse me.
Zack opens the car door.  The goon slides to the ground.  Zack reaches up and loosens the goon's tie.
ZACK
Stupid jackass!
The goon whose face is grayish blue finally gets a large breath of air.
GOON
Thank you.
Zack walks away.

INT. DINING ROOM - DAY
Zack and Jackie talk over dinner.
JACKIE
How was your day?
Zack laughs.
ZACK
I saved a guy's life today.
JACKIE
Get out of here.
ZACK
Seriously.
JACKIE
You're so full of shit.
ZACK
Really, he was choking.
JACKIE
Then why are you laughing?
ZACK
Just thinking of it makes me laugh. It was the dumbest thing I've ever seen.  Remember that guy with the scary voice who called here.
JACKIE
Yeah.
ZACK
Well he and a friend came to see Leo at the office.
JACKIE
Did everything go well?
ZACK
They beat the crap out of Leo but that's not the funny part.
JACKIE
What happened?
ZACK
The goon got his tie caught in the car door and nearly strangled himself.
Jackie laughs.
JACKIE
Oh my.
ZACK
He pulled it so tight he blacked out.
JACKIE
How did you save him?
ZACK
I walked over and open the door.
JACKIE
What an asshole?

INT. BEDROOM - DAY
Zack and Jackie talk while they get dressed.
ZACK
I'm quitting today.
JACKIE
Thank goodness!
ZACK
I can't take it anymore.
Jackie says nothing.  She reaches over hugs Zack.

INT. OFFICE - DAY
Zack visibly nervous sits at his desk straightening the papers on his desk.  There's a knock at the door.
ZACK
Come in!
A STATE TROOPER comes in.
TROOPER
Is the manager here?
ZACK
No, can I help you?
TROOPER
We've found the truck of a missing driver in your lot.  We need someone from here to come with us to check it out.
ZACK
Someone will be here eventually that can help you.
TROOPER
We need someone right now.
ZACK
Go ahead and open the truck then.
TROOPER
We need someone from the truck stop as a witness.
ZACK
I'll go with you.
TROOPER
Thanks.

EXT. NEXT TO THE TRUCK - DAY
Zack and two State Troopers stand next to the truck and can hear a buzzing sound.
TROOPER
We'll open the door and you enter the truck.
ZACK
There no way I'm going in there.
TROOPER
Since you're the truck stop's representative you have too.
They move closer to the door Zack shows he's nauseous from the smell of decaying flesh.
TROOPER
Have you ever seen a dead body before?
ZACK
Yes.
TROOPER
Covered with flies?
ZACK
Oh man.
The trooper opens the door.  Everyone's eyes water as the smell of rotting flesh now overwhelms them.
TROOPER
Go on now.
ZACK
Do I have to touch him?
TROOPER
No.
Zack leans in the trucks cab and sees the decaying body being consumed by millions of maggots.  He hurries out.
ZACK
He's in there.
TROOPER
We'll take it from here.

INT. OFFICE - DAY
Zack waits in the office.  Leo walks in the door.
LEO
What is going on over there?
Leo points to where the police activity is going on.
ZACK
Some trucker died.
LEO
Oh.
ZACK
I can't take working here anymore.
LEO
What are you saying?
ZACK
I quit.
LEO
I give you more money!
ZACK
No thank you.  I just don't want to work here anymore.
Zack hands Leo a set of keys then visibly happy he walks out the door.

EXT. FIELD - DAY
Zack lies on his stomach with a large weight marked one million pounds on his back.
ZACK
It was a good feeling when I quit the truck stop.
The weight suddenly gets of his back.  Zack stands up, brushes himself off.
ZACK
It was a great learning experience.  Nothing teaches you more than to be threatened by the Russian mafia.
EXT. FORREST - DAY
Zack sits on the fallen tree in silence.  His face deep in thought.
ZACK (V.O.)
For now I've beaten them!  Nothing can stop me from achieving whatever I want to!
Zack stands up, raises his hands over his head.  
ZACK
Not today!
A second later a chain saw cuts through a tree behind Zack.  The Elder nudges it then the tree crashes down on top of Zack.
EXT. cave entrance - nIGHT
Zack lies dead on top of a large rock inside the cave.  His lifeless body is visible from the cave entrance.  
The freaks tie Jackie to a large stake.
SUPER: 3 DAYS LATER
JACKIE
You were after Zack and he's dead now, why are you...
ELDER
Killing you?  It simple really, you're mother-in-law doesn't like you.
MOM
I never said that!
ELDER
Fine, the truth is Zack's been chosen as the freak's messiah, if he's really the chosen one he'll rise from the dead and save you, his beloved!
CrOWD
Freak Nessiah!
The freaks dance around a raging fire with Jackie in the center.
JACKIE
Honey, there's only one messiah -Jesus.  These misinformed jackasses are taking my life.  We'll spend eternity together.
CrOWD
Burn Jackie burn.  Burn Jackie burn.
Smoke surrounds Jackie until she's no longer visible.
Ext. MEETING HALL parking lot - day
Police board up the meeting hall.  The freaks are in handcuffs and escorted by officers.
Mom and the Elder side by side.
MOM
See I told you.
Elder
You didn't have to sign the contract.  I can't believe the stars were wrong.
MOM
Astrology smuckology.  You burned that poor girl alive.
ELDER
When I asked the magic eight ba... I mean look at their charts everything seemed promising.
MOM
Now my only son's dead.  You--the stars were wrong!
INT/EXT. heaven - day
Zack and Jackie walk away hand in hand.
JACKIE
This is an incredible place.
ZACK
We'll always be together.
FADE OUT.
THE END