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Straight To Video From the mind of Andrew Roby INT. VIDEO STORE - EVENING A man stands at the register and two men walk around the store. Both men are on opposite sides of the store. They are both looking through the tremendous amount of videos that are all around. Standing in a green shirt and blue jeans, Karl glances at a certain section of movies. Karl smiles and walks into a room. On the room door reads XXX - Adult Section. On the other side of the room stands the other man, he has a name tag on that says, Hi! My name is Benny. A sloppy smiley face is next to his name. The man at the register also has a name tag. It reads, James. Benny walks up to James. Benny is in his late twenties. Benny stares at James smiling. A rater funny smile but with a serious look on his face. He looks at James's name tag. BENNY Hello James. Next to Benny's waist is his hand, holding a gun. James can not see it. CUT TO: INT. ADULT SECTION Karl is smiling while looking at the boxes for the porn movies. He then looks at his watch. He smiles. KARL Times up. Karl jumps up and down. CUT TO: INT. VIDEO STORE Karl walks out of the Adult Section. Benny looks over at him and smiles. James looks at both of them with a confused look on his face. JAMES Am I missing something? KARL You sure are! Karl walks up to James. KARL Did you know the average American masturbates every day? JAMES Bullshit. James smiles. JAMES That's a lie. Benny looks James straight in the eyes. BENNY Are you saying my buddy is a liar? James looks at both of them. JAMES What is going on? Benny smiles and holds the gun up to James. BENNY Are you saying my buddy is a liar? Karl jumps up and down and claps. KARL Shoot him Benny, shoot his fucking brains out. BENNY Do you want me to shoot your fucking brains out today? Benny stares into James's eyes. JAMES No… BENNY Then answer my FUCKING question! James, shaking, looks over at the camera in the corner of the room. Benny looks over at it. BENNY The camera is not gonna answer your question, James. You are and if you don't I will fucking kill you right here. JAMES I am not calling him a liar. Please leave the store. Benny laughs. BENNY So do you masturbate everyday James? JAMES No. BENNY So he's a liar? JAMES No. BENNY That doesn't make sense man. Come on. Benny slaps James in the head. James holds his head and looks at them. JAMES Yeah... BENNY Yeah? Yeah what? JAMES I masturbate everyday. Karl then starts to laugh hysterically. KARL You like whacking it man? James starts to cry. Benny looks at James crying. BENNY Awh. You gonna cry now? A woman then walks in the store. She looks at them. Her name is Jessie and she is in her thirties. JESSIE Shit. BENNY Don't fucking move! Benny points the gun at her. Jessie puts her hands up. BENNY Get her Karl. Karl runs over to her and grabs her. Karl smells her and smiles. Benny looks at James. BENNY Liars must pay. Benny then shoots the woman in the head. JAMES Holy shit! Holy shit! Benny quickly points the gun at James. BENNY Shut the fuck up and calm down! James stops. BENNY Let's see it. JAMES What? BENNY Have you masturbated today? JAMES No. BENNY Then let's see it. James eyes get big. BENNY Come on. Chop, chop. Benny claps his hands. JAMES Do you want money; I'll give it to you. Anything you want. You can have it. BENNY No I DO NOT want your money. Do what I fucking told you! James gets nervous. BENNY Do it! Karl starts to laugh. James slowly reaches his hand down his pants. BENNY Come on. Let's see it. CUT TO: EXT. VIDEO STORE A man is seen walking towards the video store with a handful of videos. He then walks in the doors. INT. VIDEO STORE The man drops his movies in shock. Benny then shoots James in the chest. Benny walks over to the man. He is in his late sixties. BENNY Hello Sir. Sorry I interrupted your movie going experience. We'll leave now. Benny and Karl both leave the video store. Karl smiles at the man as he walks out. The man stands there with the blankest look ever on his face. Benny then pops his head in. BENNY Did you know the average man masturbates every day? MAN Huh? CUT TO: INT. DIFFERENT VIDEO STORE The video store owner is standing watching the TV. The whole thing was on TV. The owner laughs. He then looks around the store. Two men stand on both sides of the store. They both look like Benny and Karl. OWNER Oh shit. THE END
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