SPOOF!

FADE IN

INT. DOUG'S HOUSE - BEDROOM - NIGHT

DOUG, about 17, he has blonde hair and it's short. He's a little on the hefty side, but not too much. He sits on a chair that belong to his vanity.

On his bed sat a girl named KIM. She was about a year younger then him. She was skinny and petite with darkish brown hair.

DOUG is biting his nails and filing them down with a nail file. The song "I'M NOT A GIRL, NOT YET A WOMAN." by the one and only BRITNEY SPEARS is playing.

	KIM
Doug, I'm just curious, but why do you have a vanity in your room?

DOUG stops filing his nails and turns around to look at her for a minute.

There was something that he had been wanting to tell her and he was about to let it out...here it goes.

	DOUG
There's something that I've been meaning to tell you, Kim.

	KIM
If it's something that is going to be bad then don't tell me.

DOUG takes a deep breath.

	DOUG
I'm pregnant.

He looks at KIM and waits for her to start ripping his head off, but she doesn't.

	KIM
You can't be pregnant. You're a guy.

DOUG gets a little confused.

	DOUG
Oh, well, then I'm gay.

	KIM
You can't be gay either. You told me that you loved me.

DOUG gets a little aggrivated and whiney. He's a little confused and frustrated now.

	DOUG
I'm with Orville. I told him that I loved him too.

KIM snaps her fingers.

	KIM
That slut! I knew he was blowing you when we were at the party and hit that guy and didn't tell anyone. When was that?

DOUG thinks for a second and takes his finger and starts twisting his hair.

	DOUG
I'm not sure, but that was a nightmare on Friday the 13th. Don't you think?

	KIM
Oh. I totally agree.

There's a moment of silence when they hear a loud CLANK from inside the house.

KIM jumps up out of the bed and stands on her feet. She looks to DOUG.

	KIM
Jinkies! I don't know what that was, but it didn't sound good at all.

There's another little bang.

	KIM
Jinkies again. Did you hear that, Doug?

DOUG smells the air and smiles.

	DOUG
I farted...sorry.

	KIM
Not that. It was a noise that only a person could make.

	DOUG
Like a killer?

They look into the camera with shocked faces. They then look at one another.

	KIM
This might sound a little crazy, but it's a horror movie and I am white. So, I'm going to check it out.

	DOUG
You do that.

CUT TO:

INT. DOUG'S HOUSE - LIVING ROOM

KIM stands in front of the door when she hears a noise from the front porch.

She looks behind her to see DOUG standing there. Not sure knowing what to do.

	KIM
Okay. Are you ready for this? It's time.

DOUG shakes his head.

KIM reaches into her pants and pulls out a gun. She aims it high. She looks to DOUG with assurance.

	DOUG
How did you get that? What else do you keep in there?

	KIM
My pussy.

She reaches back into her pants and pulls out a black cat. She pets it and hands it to DOUG.

DOUG smiles and starts to pet the cat. He then looks to KIM and says...

	DOUG
Aw, I like petting your pussy. It's so fluffy.

	KIM
Thanks.

KIM opens the door to see the KILLER standing there and looks at her with a knife in his hand.

KIM looks at him for a second...

	KIM
Oh, I'm supposed to scream, ain't I?

	KILLER
I think so. Can't you remember any of your lines?

	KIM
HEY! You're the one who forgot to knock first.

	KILLER
Oh, yeah.

The KILLER shuts the door. KIM stands there and waits for him. He then knocks on the door.

	KIM
Oh, come on. What the hell is he doing?

	DOUG
You told him that he had to knock the next time.

	KIM
That's right. Good look, bro. Thanks.

	DOUG
Don't you mean girl, Kim?

	KIM
Oh, that's right. Oops! I mean girl, girl, girl, girl.

The door bursts open.

	KILLER
DIE!!!

KIM runs behind DOUG and grabs ahold of him. The two of them stand there looking terrified.

They are both panicking...

	KIM
Take him! He's gay!

	DOUG
But I'm easy!!!

The KILLER takes the knife and slices DOUG'S throat. He falls to the ground and dies.

KIM takes off running into the kitchen. She grabs a knife and holds it up.

INT. KITCHEN

	KIM
I'll stab you!

The KILLER points to the knife.

	KILLER
That's definitly not a knife. It's a spoon.

She looks in her hand to see that he was right. She had been holding a spoon.

She stomps her foot with a "DAMN!" She then turns around to see her soup boiling.

	KIM
Shit. Can you just give me one second? I'll make it quick.

	KILLER
Hurry up.

KIM turns around to start stirring her soup. She then turns around and flicks soup into his eye from off the spoon.

He screams a like a little girl and holds his eye in pain.

	KIM
OH! You take it like a bitch, man. Come on.

	KILLER
I'm melting! I'm melting! Oh! What a world!

KIM looks to the KILLER and turns around to run. He grabs her by the hair and pulls her back.

A large clunk of it comes out. She had a hair extension in it.

	KILLER
This shit is fake! You be rocking horse hair!

	KIM
I know. Home-girl Towanda from down the block be hooking a sista up. For real doe.

	KILLER
Fo' shizzle my nizzle bitch!

	KIM
Okay, snoopy! What exactly does that mean?

The KILLER pulls off his mask and under it was SNOOP DOGG. He has a gun.

	SNOOP DOGG
Who are you calling snoopy bitch?

He pulls the trigger and shoots her in the head. She falls to the ground and dies.

CUT TO BLACK

ROLL MAIN TITLES

CUT TO:

EXT. HORROR HIGHSCHOOL - PARKING LOT - MORNING

MATT, AMANDA, and MEGAN are sitting down by the wishing well outside of the school.

They are talking and laughing and then everything gets serious.

	MATT
Take a look at the news people around here. I feel like I am on "Gone in Sixty Seconds."

	AMANDA
Matt, I think you mean "Sixty Minutes" because what you're talking about was a movie with Angelina Jolie.

	MATT
Whatever. It's still strange about what happened to Kim and Doug.

MEGAN thinks for a second.

	MEGAN
I still can't get over the fact that he's gay.

	MATT
Not that. The two of them were killed last night.

	AMANDA
Why else would the news be here at school? This is where they went for school.

	MEGAN
I thought that they were just making a porno.

MEGAN points to the front of the school.

They all turn their heads to see one of their "GUY" students banging his teacher.

All the cameras are on them as the teacher is moaning his name.

	MATT
Isn't that kid like 12 or 13 or something?

	AMANDA
Yeah. And isn't she married to that rich guy who claims he knows Nick Carter?

	MATT
Yeah. I think that they made that sex tape together. I heard that if you watched it you die in seven days.

MATT'S eyes grow wide.

	AMANDA
That's not true. And besides the rumor was a sex tape with Paris Hilton.

	MATT
Anyway, forget that. There's a killer out there and we have big and better things to worry about.

	MEGAN
I heard he wasn't that big. I heard he was small.

AMANDA looks at MEGAN.

	AMANDA
We're totally not talking about that sex tape anymore. That was so five minutes ago.

	MEGAN
Oh. Well, I wasn't paying attention really.

	MATT
Sure.

MATT and AMANDA start laughing with one another. Then they watch MEGAN get up.

MEGAN is checking out her watch as she is throwing on her purse.

	MEGAN
Well, I better be going. I have an appointment to be groomed.

They look at MEGAN. She leaves.

AMANDA looks to MATT as she digs into his back-pack for something.

She turns around to see a reporter standing there. It was BARBARA FISHER from "TOP STORY TONIGHT."

	BARBARA
Hi there and good afteroon. I'm Barbara Fisher, standing outside of Horror Highschool where fellow students KIM KRABBY-PATTY and her gay boyfriend DOUG BEHIND were found brutally murdered last night. This be some scary shit. The po-po have no leads as to who this crazy fucker might be and if he will strike again. Stay tuned as more white crackers turn up dead.

BENEATHA jumps in front of the screen.

	BENEATHA
Excuse, Ms. Newslady, but I have a word or two.

BARBARA looks a little shocked at the woman. She was ghetto as they come.

She was all up in the screen with her fingers all over the place.

	BENEATHA
I just have a few rules for those white people out there that might be dead next...the main rule is to not turn around.

	BARBARA
I'm sorry, but we really don't have time for this.

BENEATHA grabs the microphone out of her hand.

	BENEATHA
I ain't done! Back up! Get out of my space! Damn! Can't a sista get a few damn words around this bitch?

	BARBARA
Um, sure...go on.

	BENEATHA
Now, rule number one...never ever check it out. You white people always want to investigate a damn noise and what happens when you do...you die. Turn your pale ass around and dip out that shit. For real doe...that's all I have to say Ms. Walters.

BARBARA takes the microphone back.

	BARBARA
It's Fisher. You have the wrong news station, sista.

CUT TO:

INT. HORROR HIGHSCHOOL - HALLWAY

AMANDA, MATT, and CHRIS are standing in front of their lockers and they are talking with one another.

AMANDA stands there fiddling with her locker combination because it appears to be jammed.

	MATT
This shit is crazy, Chris. The killer probably goes to this school.

	CHRIS
You're right, dude. It's creeping me out to just think about it.

	AMANDA
Be careful. The killer could be listening to us right now and we don't know it.

	MATT
Yeah. I'm sure that'll happen. That's only in movies.

AMANDA opens her locker.

The KILLER was in there. He hands her a text book and she grabs it.

She closes the locker and turns around to MATT and CHRIS who are looking at her.

	AMANDA
What?

	MATT
Don't get scared, but there's a note on your head.

CHRIS unzips his pants and looks down them.

	CHRIS
No. I don't see one.

	MATT
Not you! And not that head either, it's Amanda's.

CHRIS looks at AMANDA and down to her crotch. He assumes she had a penis and walks off.

MATT and AMANDA watch him as they shrugg their shoulders. MATT watches AMANDA grab the note.

	MATT
What does it say?

	AMANDA
"Turn Around."

Their eyes grow wide with shock. AMANDA then turns around and don't see anyone there.

	MATT
Oh, my God! There's another note on your back!

	AMANDA
Dude, what does it say?

MATT grabs off the note and reads it.

	MATT
"Turn Around."

AMANDA turns back around to see MATT standing there. She screams.

He looks at her and screams. Then they take off running in opposite directions.

CUT TO:

INT. HORROR HIGHSCHOOL - ENGLISH 101 CLASSROOM

MATT, AMANDA, LACIE, VERONICA, and WHITNEY are sitting down in their class and they are chatting.

Their teacher, MS. MARKS, can be seen writing something down on the board.

	LACIE
I heard that someone had actually seen the killer.

	WHITNEY
Who?

	LACIE
Um, someone.

MS. MARKS claps her hands to get the class' attention and looks to them.

	MS. MARKS
Okay class. Can everyone please open their "Ebonics" book to page 234?

Everyone can be seen taking out their books and opening up to the page she said.

	MATT
Sometimes I don't think we can trust anyone. I feel as though I am in a movie.

	AMANDA
He's right. That would explain all the camera people watching us.

They look over to the camera people with a smile. One of them flicks them off.

They turn back around. AMANDA looks up to see MS. MARKS standing in front of her.

	MS. MARKS
Amanda, this came for you today. It's a letter.

AMANDA grabs the note.

	VERONICA
Oh, God.

	AMANDA
How did it get here? Do you know who sent it?

MS. MARKS leans in AMANDA'S ear.

	MS. MARKS
I'm just the messenger, Amanda. That's all I am.

AMANDA watches MS. MARKS leave. She then opens the note and starts reading it.

Her eyes get big.

	MATT
Amanda, what's wrong? Are you having a baby?

	AMANDA
No.

MATT pretends to wipe sweat off his head.

	MATT
That's such a load of my shoulder. Thank you lord.

	AMANDA
It's Windsor. There appears to be something wrong with her. She's sick in bed.

	MATT
It's Goody Proctor! She's the witch behind this!

	AMANDA
Wrong story, Matt.

CUT TO:

EXT. WINDOR'S HOUSE - FRONT LAWN

The sun is bright. MATT, AMANDA, JESSICA, and MEGAN are standing out in front of the house.

They are looking at the house. The music from "THE EXORCIST" plays in the background.

	JESSICA
This is so creepy. Do I have to be here?

	AMANDA
Well, we have practice after this, so yeah.

	MATT
The music is making me scared. Can you turn it off?

MEGAN bends down to turn off a radio. She was playing the theme to the exorcist.

She looks to them.

	MEGAN
I like that song. It's so good and so rhythmic.

CUT TO:

INT. WINDSOR'S HOUSE - WINDSOR'S BEDROOM

WINDSOR lies in her bed. She looks ill. She looks like Linda Blair from the "EXORCIST."

She is shaking in the bed. She then leans up and her head spins.

	MATT
She's cursed. There's something wrong with her.

SUSAN, the mother, makes her way into the room with some tea.

	SUSAN
She's been sick for awhile now. I don't know what's wrong. Father Shankme came by the other day and couldn't do much, but he said she would be experience ass cramps.

They get grossed out.

	WINDSOR
	(demonic voice)
It's such a wonderful day for an orgy. FUCK ME! FUCK ME!

	MATT
She's right.

MATT starts taking off his shirt. AMANDA grabs him and shakes her head no.

She then looks to WINDSOR who had her tongue sticking out and moving it about.

	AMANDA
Windsor, tell us what's wrong with you. There has to be something that you can say.

	WINDSOR
Your mother sucks cock in hell! And she swallows.

	AMANDA
That's not exactly the information that I was looking for. Do you know who the killer is?

	MATT
Is he that guy one that we hit and didn't tell anyone because it was such a nightmare on Friday the 13th?

	JESSICA
Well, you just told the world, but I never thought about it before. It might be him.

WINDSOR looks at them with a smile.

	WINDSOR
De tror at jeg er ordspråk noe viktig, men jeg er ikke. De er all en bunt av idiots og dør!

	AMANDA
Oh, my God! Someone please tell me what that means.

	MATT
It's Norwegian. She said that we think she's saying something important, but she's not. And also that we're a bunch of idiots and will die.

	AMANDA
Oh, my God! Since when in the hell do you speak Norwegian?

	MATT
I don't know. It just came out. What's wrong with me? Am I sick or something?

They look to WINDSOR...then that's when it happens. Her last words to them weren't words...it was vomit.

It hurls all over JESSICA. She looks down at her outfit and she then throws up.

	MATT
Oh, that's just fucking sick! All over my good shoe!

CUT TO:

INT. CATHRYN'S HOUSE - LIVING ROOM - NIGHT

The candles are lit and burning with desire. It's setting the mood for what appears to be a perfect evening.

CATHRYN, around 16, is sitting on a blanket with her dog sitting across from her.

	CATHRYN
Now, listen up, Cujo. I'm only going to do this once. Are you ready?

She looks over to her dog. His tongue is dangling from his mouth.

CATHRYN goes in for the kiss and uses her tongue to massage up against him.

	CATHRYN
You're tongue is very wet. I'm sure it's use it needed elsewhere.

She opens her legs.

	CATHRYN
Dig in, doggy!

The dog moans, but it's not a good one. Something bad has went wrong.

She looks over to see her dog lying there lifeless. Someone had stabbed it. She looks up to see the killer.

	CATHRYN
It's you! You're the man who's been killing everyone in this movie!

She turns around and darts up a flight of stairs and into the bathroom.

INT. BATHROOM

CATHRYN locks the door. She turns around to come face to face with the window.

	CATHRYN
I'm warning you! Don't come in here! I have a big gun!

The KILLER kicks the door open. CATHRYN screams and backs up against the window.

	KILLER
Now, it's time for you to die! Are you ready for this?

	CATHRYN
Please don't kill me! I still want to be in the movie.

She screams...

FADE OUT

INT. MATT'S CAR - NIGHT - COUNTRY ROAD

MATT, AMANDA, MEGAN, and JESSICA are driving down the street.

MATT is keeping his eyes on the road as the girls are talking amongst one another.

	MEGAN
The party is going to be so great. I can't wait.

	JESSICA
I think Whitney is going to be there, but I'm not sure.

AMANDA looks over to MATT.

	MATT
You don't look so great. Is there something bothering you?

	AMANDA
I've been so weirded out lately. I just don't know what's going on.

	MATT
There's something to worry about. You just need to get home and get some sleep.

CUT TO:

EXT. AMANDA'S HOUSE - FRONT LAWN

AMANDA stands there looking at her house while her friend's pull off.

She starts digging through her purse when she hears a noise.

She looks up in front of her house to see two little girl's standing there.

	GIRLS
One...two...he's coming for you! Three...four...better lock your door.

	AMANDA
Oh, God!

AMANDA turns around to see the KILLER standing there with a knife in his hand and his eyes on her.

She jumps and slowly starts walking backwards. She's a little stunned.

	AMANDA
It's you! You're the killer! What do you want from me?

	KILLER
I want to see what you're insides look like.

He slashes the knife at her. She ducks. She takes off running to her house.

She starts banging on the door for someone to come and open it for her.

	AMANDA
If there's anyone in my house please come and help me! The killer is going to kill me!

She turns around to see BENEATHA standing there. She looks at her.

	BENEATHA
Girl, what in the hell are you doing beating on my door this late at night?

	AMANDA
Oh, I'm sorry. I thought that this was my house.

	BENEATHA
Try the next house down. You crazy ass white people.

AMANDA can see the KILLER standing right behind BENEATHA with his knife.

She screams and points behind her.

	AMANDA
Look out! He's going to get you from behind!

BENEATHA waves her finger at her.

	BENEATHA
Oh, no. I'm not falling for that shit again. Last time I got it from behind I wasn't walking straight for days.

	AMANDA
No! It's nothing like that! I mean it literally!

Too late...BENEATHA was stabbed in the back. She falls to the ground.

AMANDA screams really loud. Then the police start rolling up around the corner.

They all get out of their cars and they run up to AMANDA. They ignore BENEATHA lying there because she's black and not white.

	OFFICER #1
Amanda, are you okay? Did you get hurt?

	AMANDA
I'm fine. Thanks for coming. He almost had me.

BENEATHA leans up.

	BENEATHA
Ain't that a bitch. They hate me cause I'm black.

CUT TO:

INT. POLICE STATION - SHERIFF MICHAELS OFFICE - NIGHT

AMANDA sits down in a chair with a blanket wrapped around her.

She can hear someone making their way into the room. She turns around to see MATT standing there.

	AMANDA
It's about time you got here. What took you so long?

	MATT
I got lost. I should've never left you. What happened?

	AMANDA
The killer attacked me last night. I almost died.

	MATT
Come on. I'm going to get you out of here.

CUT TO:

INT. MATT'S HOUSE - KITCHEN - MORNING

MATT hands AMANDA a drink. She takes a sip and waits for MATT to sit down.

MATT takes a seat across the table. He hands AMANDA a pen for her to write.

	MATT
Okay. We have to think about things here. The killer could be anybody that we know.

	AMANDA
I know this. Start naming some names and I will write them down.

MATT thinks about it.

	MATT
Your boyfriend. There always, I mean always a suspect in a horror movie.

	AMANDA
You do have a point there, but I don't think Josh is a killer.

	MATT
You never know. That's what Sidney thought about Billy.

	AMANDA
True.

MATT continues to think.

	MATT
What about that fat kid who works at the "CAMP CUPCAKE?" We did rip him off a couple times.

	AMANDA
You're talking about Kenny. The killer got him already. Can't put him on the list.

	MATT
Crap! Killer came and killer killed Kenny? That bastard!

	AMANDA
I know.

	MATT
What a tongue twister, huh? Try saying that ten times fast.

AMANDA puts the pen down and stands up. She pushes in her chair.

	AMANDA
Let's go. We have our names of our suspects. Let's take this to that psychic and see what she can do.

	MATT
Okay. Are you sure that you want to do this?

	AMANDA
Yes. I want this more then anything in the world.

CUT TO:

INT. PSYCHIC HEATHER IMAHOOCHIE'S HEADQUARTES - NIGHT

HEATHER sits down in a chair. In front of her is a small table for her crystal ball.

On the table is a dancing hooker. HEATHER is smacking her ass and placing money into her thongs. The girl is shaking her ass all over the place.

"SHAKE IT FAST" plays in the background.

	HEATHER
Shake that healthy ass...and watch your damn head.

The DANCING HOOKER smacks her head on a hanging lamo and falls to the ground.

HEATHER's door opens and MATT and AMANDA come walking in to see the DANCING HOOKER getting up.

	MATT
Oh, we're sorry. We must've came at a bad time.

	HEATHER
No. It's okay. I've been waiting for you.

MATT and AMANDA walks to HEATHER and they have a seat at two chairs across from HEATHER on the other side of the crystal ball.

	HEATHER
I wouldn't sit in that chair if I was you, Amanda.

It was too late. AMANDA sat in the chair and it caved in sending her to her ass.

MATT smiles, but being a good friend he helps her up. She then grabs another chair, but takes her time to sit in it.

	MATT
My friend and I have a couple questions that we'd like to ask you about the killer.

	HEATHER
I know you do. I'm a psychic. I know everything.

AMANDA hands her the list.

	AMANDA
Here's a list we compiled of people that we think might be the killer.

	HEATHER
Thank you. I'll take a look at this right now.

HEATHER hands her the paper back.

	HEATHER
Your calculations are wrong, but I do sense something strong. The killer is close to you. Let me take a gaze into my ball.

	MATT
Okay. That's good. Get your ball out for us.

HEATHER pulls out her "bong."

	HEATHER
Oh, yes. Now, this be the good shit ya'll.

	AMANDA
Not that, Ms. Imahoochie. I think he said ball. Not bong.

HEATHER puts the bong back. She then applies her fingers into her mouth and blows. She seems to be whistling for someone.

That's when this little man comes out. He was a midget. He hands her the crystal ball.

	AMANDA
Do you think that you'll be able to tell us who the killer is?

	HEATHER
I'm not sure, but I can try. Let's see here.

HEATHER closes her eyes and hums.

	MATT
	(whispers)
Amanda, that tickles, but it feels good.

	AMANDA
Oh, sorry, but what are you talking about?

	MATT
That's not you rubbing my special place?

AMANDA shakes her head "no."

MATT looks under the table to see the MIDGET playing with his groin.

MATT gets grossed out and kicks the little man. He then runs off.

	HEATHER
SILENCE!!! The spirits are among us and they have something to say.

	AMANDA
Oh, my God! What are they trying to tell me?

HEATHER snaps to reality.

	HEATHER
I ain't Miss Cleo, bitch! I ain't got no "Sixth Sense" and I don't speak no damn dead people. Get your ass outta here!

EXT. PSYCHIC HEATHER IMAHOOCHIE'S HOUSE - SAME NIGHT

AMANDA falls to the ground. MATT stands there and helps her up.

We can hear HEATHER screaming something, but she can't been seen.

	HEATHER (OS)
Don't came back! And this this with ya, damn!

The crystal ball comes flying and smacks AMANDA in the side of the head and knocks her out.

CUT TO:

INT. ROCHELLE'S HOUSE - SAME NIGHT

ROCHELLE and RONNIE are sitting down on the couch and they are watching a horror movie.

On the screen a girl can be seen running from a killer. The two of them are all into the movie.

There friend's LATOYA and JAMAL come into the room to see what's going on.

The two of them were black. They also take a seat on the couch.

	LATOYA
I heard this movie was based on some true shit. My girl, Taneika, said it happened to her man's old hoe.

	JAMAL
Now, why you gon' go believe what Taneika said. She a ball-head, rat looking, hoe.

	LATOYA
And you's one broke ass nigga who can't get no J-O-B! You and your little pot smoking ass. You need to do something with ya damn life. You and your little broke ass.

	JAMAL
I don't know what the hell you's been smoking, but I gots me some money. I'm like 50 Cent.

	LATOYA
Nigger, please. You more like 5 cent. You ain't got no job. So, how you got money?

Then there's a BOOM! The lights flicker. The four friends stand up.

The noise seems to be coming from inside the house. They make their way over to the steps.

	LATOYA
Ya'll there's somebody up there. I don't trust that.

	JAMAL
I'll go and check it out for us guys.

JAMAL starts walking up the steps, but LATOYA grabs ahold of him and pulls him back.

	LATOYA
Nigger, you ain't white! Your ass is black! You don't go investigate some strange noise. Our blacks asses dip out.

With that said, they leave. The two of them make their way for the front door and they are gone.

RONNIE and ROCHELLE stand there as they watch them leave. They look at one another.

	RONNIE
I'll go check it out. I think I'm white enough.

ROCHELLE looks down at his groin. Indicating that his penis was small like a white guy and not big like a black guy she says...

	ROCHELLE
You got that right.

	RONNIE
If something happens and the killer comes in what do you do?

She thinks.

	ROCHELLE
Well, I am a defenseless, big-tit, white girl. So, I'm gonna say that I run up the steps.

	RONNIE
Got it. I'll be back. Finish the movie or something.

INT. ROCHELLE'S BEDROOM

RONNIE stands in the bedroom. All the lights are out. He don't see the killer.

He clicks on the light to see the killer sitting on the ground and smelling her panties.

He then looks up at RONNIE and like the movie "THE GRUDGE" he meows like that little kid.

	RONNIE
You sick son of a bitch! You're the killer!

RONNIE takes a knife out and holds it up. Instead of stabbing the killer, he decides to throw it at him and see what happens.

	RONNIE
There you go. That should keep you down for awhile.

The KILLER stands up. He looks at RONNIE and throws the knife back and stabs him. He falls and dies.

CUT TO:

INT. LIVING ROOM

ROCHELLE is watching the movie. She is all into it and eating popcorn.

That's when she heard RONNIE scream or at least she thinks she did.

	ROCHELLE
Ronnie, was that you screaming or the movie?

She grabs her bowl of popcorn and makes her way over to the steps and peeks up them.

	ROCHELLE
Ronnie! The killer didn't come through the front door yet, but I'm coming up the steps anyway.

CUT TO:

INT. ROCHELLE'S BEDROOM

She opens the door to see RONNIE lying on the ground with the killer eating him.

She jumps back and shouts. RONNIE couldn't move or do anything.

	RONNIE
Help me! Please! He's eating out my internal organs!

ROCHELLE gets all into it as if it were a movie. Her eyes grow wide with suspense and she takes a seat on the bed.

She starts shoving popcorn into her mouth and keeps on looking at him.

	ROCHELLE
Oh, this shit is good. Get up and run! Go!

The killer sinks his teeth into RONNIE'S limb. He then looks to ROCHELLE.

	KILLER
Mmm, beefy. It tastes like chicken.

	ROCHELLE
Does it taste like chicken or does it taste like beef?

	KILLER
Would you like some? I'd be more then happy to share.

She grabs her gut.

	ROCHELLE
I'm on the Atkins diet. I'll pass on it, but thanks.

The KILLER stands up and raises his knife. He appears to be floating.

	KILLER
Come join us down here. We all float. Just like shit.

	ROCHELLE
That's nasty.

The KILLER chases after her with the knife. She makes her way out of the bedroom.

INT. ROCHELLE'S HOUSE - LIVING ROOM

She darts down the steps and makes her way for the front door. She turns around to see the KILLER standing there.

He holds up a finger indicating for her to wait a second as he ties his shoe.

	ROCHELLE
Can you hurry up? "The Young and the Hopeless" is coming on.

He's done. She screams and backs up against the door. She smacks into it.

She turns around to see a doggy door. Above it says "ANIMAL EXIT! NOT HUMAN!" She thinks for a second and gets down and tries going through.

The KILLER grabs her foot and pulls her through. She screams as we...

FADE OUT

INT. AMANDA'S HOUSE - BEDROOM - SAME NIGHT

AMANDA sits on the edge of her bed and she looks at a picture of her father.

She closes her eyes and starts to cry. She then mutters something.

	AMANDA
God, I miss you father. Please come home. Wherever you are.

She sits the picture down. She turns around and lies down on her bed.

She closes her eyes and she then falls asleep. She starts having a dream.

(AMANDA'S DREAM / FLASHBACK)

EXT. COUNTRY ROAD - AFTERNOON - ONE YEAR AGO

DOUG sits in the front of the van. KIM is also in the front with him. This was before he was gay.

In the back sits AMANDA. She is falling asleep. She opens her eyes to see that they smacked into a man.

(BACK TO REALITY)

AMANDA wakes up. She was so happy that it was only a dream and not real.

FADE OUT

INT. HORROR HIGHSCHOOL - MAIN OFFICE - MORNING

AMANDA sits in the principle's office. The room looks very dull and bland. It matched the character of the principle. 

He comes walking into the room to see that AMANDA was sitting down and waiting on him.

	MR. PEEPER
Amanda, I'm so glad that you could make it here on such a beautiful day like today.

AMANDA looks out the window behind him to see that it thunder storming.

	AMANDA
Is this going to be long? I don't want to miss my period.

	MR. PEEPER
Oh, are you pregnant? Who's the lucky guy you're sleeping with?

	AMANDA
Mr. Peeper, not that kind of period. I'm talking about missing an entire class.

	MR. PEEPER
It's not going to be long. They just need to ask you a couple questions regarding the murders.

	AMANDA
There's been more? Who was it this time?

He looks in his papers.

	MR. PEEPER
Rochelle and Ronnie Armadildo. The brother and sister.

	AMANDA
Oh, my God! That's so disgusting and terrible.

	MR. PEEPER
I know. It's hard to believe that they're gone.

	AMANDA
Not that. I didn't know the two of them were brother and sister.

SHERIFF MICHAELS and DEPUTY DICK come walking into the room to see the two of them sitting there.

They pull out a couple chairs and they grab a seat across from AMANDA.

MR. PEEPER walks out of the room to give them a couple minutes together.

	MICHAELS
You must be Amanda. My name is Sheriff Michaels and this here is Deputy Dick.

	AMANDA
Iteresting.

	DEPUTY DICK
It's bigger then you think. It's its own deputy.

DEPUTY DICK sits down.

	MICHAELS
I'm just going to ask you a couple questions and then you can go.

AMANDA shakes her head "yes."

	MICHAELS
I'm just going to be honest with you. We're looking for the killer.

	AMANDA
I kind of thought that it was about that, but I have no clue who he is.

	MICHAELS
So, you didn't get a good look at his face that night he attacked you?

	AMANDA
No. He wore a black costume like the rest of those psycho killers in movies.

DEPUTY DICK stands up and leans in.

	DEPUTY DICK
Was he an ex-boyfriend, lover, just a fuck?

	AMANDA
Well, I don't know because I don't know who he is...but I am still a virgin.

	MICHAELS
So, then you have nothing to worry about then, right?

CUT TO:

EXT. HORROR HIGHSCHOOL - LOT

AMANDA is sitting on the wishing fountain when she sees someone coming towards her.

She gets a closer look to see that it's her boyfriend that has been gone.

	AMANDA
Josh, is that you? What are you doing here? I thought that you were at Palm Springs.

	JOSH
I heard about the killings and the first thing I did was took a plane to get to you.

	AMANDA
Oh, Josh! It's so horrible. Nobody is safe.

AMANDA stands up and gives JOSH a kiss on the lips and a hug that followed.

	JOSH
It was so hard for me and my friend to get on that plane to come and see you.

	AMANDA
Why?

JOSH steps back and we see ABDUL standing there. He was an Afghanistan.

	AMANDA
Well, I wonder why. At least your here now. That's all that matters.

	JOSH
I'm not going to let you out of my sight.

A girl walks past them and JOSH turns his head to check out her ass.

AMANDA smacks him on the back of his head.

Then they turn around to see MATT, JESSICA, and MEGAN standing there.

	MATT
Look who it is. What took you so long to get here?

	JOSH
There's was a hold up with the plane. Meet Abdul.

JOSH moves out of the way and they see ABDUL standing there. They drop to the ground and cover their heads.

MATT peeks up.

	JOSH
No. It's cool. He's not one of those terrorists. He's just your average guy.

	ABDUL
My name is Abdul and I come from Pakistan and I two camels.

They stand up.

	JESSICA
So, Amanda, don't forget about the game tonight.

	AMANDA
I'm going to be there. It's better then waiting around here.

	JESSICA
Okay. Then I'll catch up with you later.

JESSICA leaves.

	MEGAN
Did Sheriff Michaels talk to you? He's been calling people down into the office all day.

	MATT
Yeah. He did actually. And that Deputy Dick kept talking about his dick and mine. Did he do that to you also?

	MEGAN
I don't think so, but how about that party? It's almost time.

Two guys are playing football in the distance, but they are getting closer to them, but we think nothing of it.

AMANDA turns to face her boyfriend. She then sits down on the edge of the wishing fountain.

	AMANDA
Josh, do you think you can come? It sounds like fun.

	JOSH
Yeah. I'll be there. It's that "Summer's End" party that Roger has every year, right?

	AMANDA
Yeah.

The two boys that were playing football are getting closer to them. 

JOEY starts running ahead of the other guy, STEVEN, and waits for him to toss them the ball.

	STEVEN
Go long!

He tosses the ball into the air. JOEY runs up to the group of friend's to catch the ball, but misses it.

The ball smacks into AMANDA'S head and knocks her into the wishing well.

Her friends grab her and try to help her out of the water, while JOEY grabs the ball.

	JOEY
Sorry about that.

CUT TO:

INT. AMANDA'S HOUSE - BEDROOM - EVENING

AMANDA looks into the mirror and applies some make-up on her cheeks.

There's a knock at the door. She turns around to see LACIE standing there.

	LACIE
Hey there. You almost ready. I don't want to be late for his first time.

	AMANDA
Yeah. Let's go.

INT. LACIE'S CAR

LACIE is driving down the street. AMANDA is sitting down in the passenger seat.

LACIE leans in and turns on the radio. She starts flipping through the stations.

	LACIE
My brother is so good. He's been down the eight mile and back. He's better then that Eminem.

	AMANDA
Which one? The red one or the green one?

	LACIE
Not those. Eminem is a rapper. But not a good one.

	AMANDA
Is he going to be here at the contest?

	LACIE
No, honey.

CUT TO:

INT. PAPA PLAYA'S PIMPIN' PAD - SAME NIGHT

LACIE and AMANDA are standing in the crowd of people that are cheering for people who are up on stage rapping. Some of them even making a full of themselves.

	LACIE
Okay. Get ready. He's about to come on. I'm so excited.

	AMANDA
Did you know that they canceled that party? They said they didn't want to take a chance for the killer to strike again.

New music starts playing.

	LACIE
It's him.

A little kid about eight-years-old comes out on the stage all thugged up and starts rapping with the beat.

	TRE
So, here I was justa walking down the street, ain't none ya'll niggas got me beat. I know you heard about a lotta great MC'S, but they ain't got shit compared to me

	(music break)

I'm smacking this bitch all over the place, thinking about letting her get a taste. I want what I want and I know how to get it, I speak very clearly and don't you forget it.

	(beat kinda)

And I'm smacking the bitches and pimpin' the hoes, telling them how this shit's gon' go. Making a bitch feel my fucking flow! Yeah! What!

The crowd starts cheering for him. He walks off the stage mooning everyone.

LACIE is clapping and she is all exstatic for her little brother.

	LACIE
He's really good, don't ya think so?

	AMANDA
He's really different then those other "gangsters" that I have seen.

	LACIE
You know what? You need to loosen up and I have the perfect idea.

CUT TO:

LACIE stands up on the stage and she takes the mic and taps it to see if it's working.

AMANDA stands up on the stage and she looks like she's about to throw up.

	LACIE
Ladies and gentlemen! I'd like to present your next entertainor, my friend, Amanda Martin.

LACIE hands her the mic.

AMANDA leans into her ear and whispers something to her.

	AMANDA
I can't do this. I think I'm gonna throw up.

	LACIE
You're fine. Just do this.

AMANDA stands in front of the audience as LACIE steps off the stage.

The crowd is clapping for her as she stands there with a fake smile on her face.

The music starts up. It's "BABY ONE MORE TIME." by Britney Spears. The lyrics start without AMANDA.

It's get through a small portion of the first verse before she starts singing, and when she does sing it's mumbles at first.

	AMANDA
Oh, baby, baby. I shouldn't have let you go. And now you're out of sight, yeah!

She starts feeling the beat and bobbs her head. She starts to smile.

	AMANDA
Yeah, homies! I can feel the beat! This is the shiznit right here.

The chorus to the song comes and she starts dancing like a white girl.

She thinks she's doing a good job, but the audience thinks she sucks.

LACIE stands there with her mouth covered. She then shakes her head.

	LACIE
What the hell have I just gone and created?

The song comes to an end.

	AMANDA
Hit me baby one more time!

She bends over and smacks the side of her ass. She then looks to the audience with a smile.

There's nothing, but silence. AMANDA looks over to LACIE to see her grabbing her little brother and walking off.

	GUEST #1
You fucking suck!

The audience starts booing at her and shouting for her to get off stage.

	AMANDA
What's the matter? Don't you want an encore?

	GUEST #3
Fuck no!

Things start being thrown up on the stage at her. She tries dodging them. We see a dildo flying through the air, but it misses her.

The next thing we see is someone's boot, which smacks her in the side of the head and knocks her down to the ground. Then the audience cheers and shouts.

CUT TO:

INT. HORROR HIGHSCHOOL - GYMNASIUM

The gymnasium is filled with bleachers. People are talking and carrying on.

MATT starts making his way through the bleachers. He is looking for his friends.

He can see MEGAN and CHRIS sitting up on the bleachers and talking with one another.

He makes his way up to them and grabs a seat next to him. He starts chatting.

	MATT
It's hard to believe that today is the last day of school. This is the last game we'll ever see.

	MEGAN
Yeah. That's why I came. I wanted to see everyone one last time.

	CHRIS
It's almost time for the best part of the game. The cheerleaders.

	MATT
Hey guys. Listen to this. Whitney is having a party tonight. Since that one was cancelled, but don't tell anyone. It's just going to be us there. You should come.

	MEGAN
Yeah. I'll go. It's another chance for us to see some friends.

The lights dim down. Then the announcers come on. We can hear music lightly in the background.

	ANNOUNCER
Ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to the main event. Let's get ready to rumble!

The music starts playing and the cheerleaders come running out. We see JESSICA, the leader, and AMANDA, running to the audience.

The audience is cheering and hooting for them. The girl's start breaking down with their cheers.

They are doing flips and pyramids all over the place. They are getting the audience going.

They continue dancing throughout the gym. Then they come to a stop.

The audience starts clapping and shouting for them. The girls take a seat on the bleachers.

They watch the basketball players run out onto the floor. They hear a whistle and the boys start playing.

	JESSICA
We play these losers all the time and what happens? They lose.

	ESMERELDA
Oh, I know. They play us all the time and what happens? They lose.

	JESSICA
Okay. I just said that same thing. God! Can't you get your own material?

The buzzer rings and they go into intermission. The girls stand up.

They turn around to see the other team's cheerleaders walk up to them.

The other team's cheerleader's were Asian. Everyone of them on it.

	JESSICA
Look who it is. It's the girl's who suck at cheerleading.

	ESMERELDA
That's not the only thing they suck, Jessica.

JESSICA giggles at her comment. She then snaps back to reality.

	JESSICA
Now, listen up "Chang Chok." We know you stole our cheers.

	YING
That's right. Yang I are so tricky, tricky.

	YANG
And everybody knows that we're the best. Better then you.

	JESSICA
I don't think so! Girls, let's bring it!

"I'M REALLY HOT." by Missy Elliott starts playing and the girls start breaking down.

They are shaking it all over the place and the audience likes them.

Then the song kicks in and the Asian squad starts doing their thing. They are good.

	JESSICA
Fine! Take this!

All the girl's do a little dance as the song dies down. They have a cheer along with it.

	CHEERLEADERS
Go team, go team, go team, go! We’re the team who has the flow. We’re the best, better then the rest. We’re the girls with a big, big chest.

JESSICA'S squad pulls up their shirts and flashes the crowd. Then they really start cheering.

YING looks at them. Then her squad pulls up their shirt, but the audience laughs.

They laughed because of the theory that Asian girls have small titties, well it's a parody to that.

CUT TO:

AMANDA is watching the game go by. She starts feeling tired and she wants to go home.

She takes a second glance into the game and notices something with the players. One of them was the killer. She was shocked.

She stands up and looks into the bleachers to see MATT, MEGAN, and CHRIS sitting there. They look at her confused. They don't know what's wrong.

AMANDA runs out into the game and drops to the ground and trips the killer. He gets up and takes off running.

AMANDA starts running, but then comes to a stop as MATT had shouted out her name.

	AMANDA
He knows my name!

She continues running. MATT and MEGAN follow her. They think she might need help.

CUT TO:

EXT. HORROR HIGHSCHOOL - PARKING LOT

Some boys are standing there and talking. They turn around to see AMANDA come running out.

She looks to one of them who had a motorcycle and it was up and running.

	BOY #1
Hey babe. Would you like to get some real power in between those legs.

	AMANDA
Fuck off!

She pushes him off the bike and gets on it. MATT and MEGAN stand there and watch as she leaves.

MEGAN turns and looks to the boy who had asked AMANDA that question. She puts her hand on his shoulder.

	MEGAN
She might now, but I would. How's it going?

	BOY #1
What's up?

CUT TO:

EXT. DIRTY ALLEY - NIGHT

"TOXIC." by Britney Spears starts playing. AMANDA can be seen on the motorcycle driving after the killer.

He is running pretty fast. She keeps her eyes on him and continues chasing him.

He comes to a stop and AMANDA leaps off the back of her bike and flips to the ground, moving along with the song. She lands on the ground like in the "TOXIC" video.

	AMANDA
You're toxic I'm slipping under! Tatse of a poison paradise.

Her and the killer stand face to face in the dark alley. She looks at him.

	AMANDA
It's just you and me. One on one. Let's do this.

	KILLER
I should warn you first. My role was written with power.

The KILLER pulls out a gun and starts firing bullets at her. She starts running up the side of the wall, like the "MATRIX."

She leaps off the wall, kicking the killer in the face and sending him to the ground.

The KILLER leaps up and AMANDA has the gun and it is aimed at the killer's head.

	AMANDA
I know what you're thinking. Did you fire six shots or did you fire seven, well, do you feel lucky punk?

INT. LATOYA'S APARTMENT

LATOYA'S apartment was located in the building whose alley was where AMANDA and the KILLER were.

LATOYA and JAMAL are standing there and they are getting into an argument.

	LATOYA
Nigga please! You ain't got shit on me! And you can take this nasty ass, piece of shit, that you stole from Alfonso, and shove it up your ass.

What she was talking about was lamp that she had in her hands. She throws it out the window.

EXT. DARK AND DIRTY ALLEY

AMANDA stands there with a gun aimed the KILLER'S head and asking the question.

	AMANDA
Huh? Do you feel lucky? Do you feel lucky, punk?

	KILLER
Actually I do.

The lamp busts AMANDA in the head and knocks her on the ground. The KILLER takes off running.

CUT TO:

INT. HORROR HIGHSCHOOL - LOCKER ROOM

JESSICA is standing at her locker and changing with the rest of the girls.

ESMERELDA comes walking up to her.

	ESMERELDA
That was a great game that we played, huh?

	JESSICA
Yeah. It was.

	ESMERELDA
Well, I guess this is it. I'll see you at Graduation next week.

	JESSICA
Yeah. You sure well. I'm not going to miss that for the world.

	ESMERELDA
Well, I have to go. My parents are my ride home.

ESMERELDA leaves.

JESSICA stands there looking for something. She gets a little angry.

	JESSICA
Who stole my doosche? I would've let you use it if you asked me first.

She continues looking into her locker. Her thing was still missing.

She turns around to see the KILLER standing there. She looks at him. That's when her doosche falls to the ground. She grabs it.

	JESSICA
Who are you? Go away and leave me alone.

He steps a little closer. She squirts him in the eye with the dooshe.

She then takes off running around the lockers. The KILLER chases her for a few seconds.

She is screaming for someone to come and help her, but she is the only one there.

	JESSICA
Someone help me! Please! He's going to kill me!

She comes to a stop. She turns around to see the KILLER standing there.

She holds up her hand to her mouth and starts to scream when she noticed that she had broke a nail.

	JESSICA
Oh, shit.

She looks in front of her to see the KILLER standing there. She screams and he stabs her.

She holds her wound and starts falling to the ground. We can hear her utters as she dies.

	JESSICA
Go team, go.

Within her last words she dies. She lies on the ground with her legs up in the air like a bug.

CUT TO:

INT. AMANDA'S HOUSE - BEDROOM - SAME NIGHT

AMANDA sits on the edge of her bed once again. She holds a picture of her father.

	AMANDA
God! I'm so sorry stupid, daddy. I wish I knew what to do, but I don't.

She hears someone at her bedroom door.

	AMANDA
It's open.

JOSH opens the door and comes walking in. He looks at her with a smile.

She wonders what's going on because she can tell that something is up by the way he is acting and smiling at her like that.

	AMANDA
Josh, what's up?

He takes a seat on the edge of the bed next to her. She looks into his eyes.

	JOSH
I was up late watching porn on the Spice Channel and started thinking about you and me.

	AMANDA
You were watching porn and it made you think of me?

	JOSH
It made me think of how you and I started out pretty hot and heavy. I miss that about you.

	AMANDA
So, you thought that maybe you'd climb through my window and you and I would have a little porno sex?

	JOSH
Amanda, I didn't climb through your window. I came in the door.

	AMANDA
Oh. Well, then you thought that you'd come through my door and we'd have a little porno sex?

He kisses her on the neck.

	JOSH
I miss the Amanda that I used to know.

	AMANDA
I'm still the same girl. It's just that things are happening.

	JOSH
I go away for a week and then the girl I love is attacked by a killer and she won't even touch me.

She laughs.

	AMANDA
That has got to be the worse excuse that I have ever heard, Josh. I'm not going to sleep with you.

	JOSH
Well, when? It feels like you are keeping me waiting forever.

	AMANDA
I am. There's going to be a time and place that's right. Just not this time.

	JOSH
I saw our way onto a XXX rating and then we started slipping through it. It's not me, right?

	AMANDA
It's not you. It's me. It's all in my head. If I have sex with you now then it puts me at risk in dying with this killer.

	JOSH
Well, just let me know when you're ready. I'll always be here for you. I promise.

He kisses her.

He then looks into her hand to see a picture of her father that she had been holding.

He takes it out of her hand and looks at it.

	JOSH
None of this is about your dad being missing, right?

	AMANDA
Some of it. It's just hard to know that you're father was once with you, but now he's gone. He just vanished into thin air.

	JOSH
He's going to turn up. You are going to find him.

	AMANDA
Sometimes...I think that if he was here then none of this would have happened. He always had the answers to all my problems.

JOSH starts kissing on her neck.

	JOSH
Oh, it just seems like you need someone to do something that is going to make you feel good and happy again.

	AMANDA
Please don't use my father as an excuse to sleep with me. You're still not getting any.

JOSH thinks for a second.

	JOSH
Well, can I at least take you to that party tonight?

	AMANDA
Yeah. You can take me. Let me just get my coat.

CUT TO:

INT. WHITNEY'S HOUSE - LIVING ROOM - SAME NIGHT

"YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND." by Marilyn Manson plays in the background.

MATT can be seen making his way through the party with a drink in his hand.

People are dancing and having a good time. There was a lot of people there.

He sees a young couple having sex on the couch. He starts watching for a second and takes a drink.

He turns around and starts making his way into the kitchen where he will find AMANDA.

INT. KITCHEN

He sees AMANDA sitting down at the kitchen table by herself and drinking a beer.

He takes a seat next to her and starts talking with her.

	MATT
I didn't think that many people would be here. The word must've gotten out.

	AMANDA
Yeah. I know. You don't think the killer found it, do you?

	MATT
He could've. In the movies the parties always go down by the killer. We just have to be watching out for him.

CUT TO:

INT. LIVING ROOM

VERONICA and MEGAN are sitting down on the couch. The two of them are talking.

	VERONICA
So, he pulled out pene and looked at me like I was supposed to do something with it. Dé un tirón lejos!

	MEGAN
Veronica, I know that you're from Puerto Rico, but I have no clue what you're talking about.

	VERONICA
Bien, aprende a ramera española.

VERONICA said "Well, learn spanish bitch," but she didn't want MEGAN to think that she was cussing her out.

That's when WHITNEY walks up to them. She has CHRIS by her side.

	WHITNEY
I'm so glad that you guys could make it. Where's Amanda and Matt?

	MEGAN
They're around here somewhere. Go find them for me.

CUT TO:

INT. KITCHEN

AMANDA and MATT were sitting down when they both get up at the same time. They are panicked.

	MATT
Just calm down. The killer can't be here.

	AMANDA
But the fact that he might be here with us creeps me out.

	MATT
You're right. I think we have to get out of here.

They turn around to see a girl standing there with think black glasses on.

AMANDA grabs a bottle and smacks her in the side of the head and she falls to the ground.

MATT looks at the girl lying on the ground. She is holding her head. It was WHITNEY.

	MATT
	(smiling)
Oh, my God. Whitney, are you okay? We thought that you were the killer or something.

	WHITNEY
I'm fine, but I didn't even know that a killer was on the loose.

	AMANDA
It's best that it stays that way. You don't heard enough.

CUT TO:

EXT. BATHROOM

MEGAN stands by the door as she starts to knock on it. She can hear moaning coming from inside.

The door opens up and two guys come walking out of the bathroom and they are giggling.

	MEGAN
I hope they weren't doing what I think they were doing.

INT. BATHROOM

MEGAN steps into the bathroom and closes the door. She sits down on the toilet and starts to pee.

She looks at the tub to see that it's overflowing with water.

	MEGAN
That's strange. What the hell is going on here?

She stands up and looking into the water to see that the killer is in there.

She screams and backs up. The KILLER slowly rises out of the water with the "JAWS" theme in the background.

She comes face to face with the KILLER as she backs up into the toilet seat and falls on it, sitting on it.

	MEGAN
Oh, my God! What do you want from me?

	KILLER
It's your turn to die. Turn to page 40 and see for yourself.

She looks around to see a vibrator charging on the sink and it's plugged in.

She grabs it like a knife and holds it in the air as if she was about to strike.

	MEGAN
Stay back! I have a vibrator and I know how to use it.

The KILLER steps out of the water and grabs her by the arm with the hand that holds the vibrator.

The two of them battle for it. She loses grip along with the KILLER and falls into the tub.

	MEGAN
No!

MEGAN steps back and slips on a used condom from the two guys that were in the bathroom. They must've been doing what she thought.

It makes her slip and she falls into the water and gets electrocuted.

INT. LIVING ROOM

CHRIS is sitting on the couch when he sees the lights blinking.

He assumes that something is going on with MEGAN. He stands up.

	VERONICA
Great special effects, Whitney. I like it.

	WHITNEY
Thanks.

INT. HALLWAY

CHRIS stands in front of the bathroom door. Water runs under the door and out from the knob like in "THE RING."

His hand slowly reaches the knob and turns it. He steps inside.

INT. BATHROOM

He looks in the tub to see MEGAN lying in there with the vibrator.

He backs up.

	CHRIS
Baby, no!

The KILLER stands behind CHRIS and hits him in the head with a brush and he too falls into the water and dies.

CUT TO:

INT. LIVING ROOM

The lights continue flicking. Then they go out. MATT and AMANDA stand there looking at one another.

	MATT
That can't be too good. Let's get out of here.

	AMANDA
Wait a second. I can't go without find out what that was.

	MATT
You can't go up there and check it out. It might be the killer.

AMANDA makes her way up to the bathroom. She leaves the rest of them standing there.

They hear a scream and see AMANDA come running back down the steps.

She trips over her foot and starts tumbling down the steps. They hear the sound of her and they know that it was bad.

	MATT
OUCH!

CUT TO:

EXT. WHITNEY'S HOUSE - SAME NIGHT

AMANDA, MATT, WHITNEY, and VERONICA open the door to see LATOYA standing there.

The rest of the party had done left ever since the lights had gone out.

	LATOYA
Hey guys! I'm here for the party! Ya'll now how I be rollin'.

	MATT
You be rollin' by your damn self. The killer is in there.

	LATOYA
Oh, hell no!

LATOYA darts off in seconds. She leaves the rest of them standing there.

	MATT
Come on guys! To the batmobile. Let's go.

They all take off running down the steps and make their way to MATT'S car.

They all get into the car and start it up. MATT starts it and drives off.

CUT TO:

INT. MATT'S CAR - COUNTRY ROAD

They are driving down the road. Nothing, but woods are around them.

Everyone seems to be in a frantic.

	MATT
Everyone! Shut up! I can't focus with the noise!

	AMANDA
Matt, look out!

MATT looks in front of the car when they smack into someone and hit them.

Their body flies into the air and lands on the hood of their car.

MATT spins the car off to the side. He crashes into a tree. They all get out of the car and stand in the middle of the road.

EXT. THE WOODS - COUNTRY ROAD

They all stand there looking at one another, not knowing what to do.

	MATT
Shit! I told you all to shut the fuck up.

	AMANDA
Oh, my God! Look! The body is gone!

They look on the hood of the car to see that she was right. The body has vanished.

	WHITNEY
If someone could just tell me if we're going to die or not, that would be nice.

	AMANDA
Nobody's going to die. Just stay calm.

	VERONICA
What are we supposed to do? Wait here until a car comes down the street?

	AMANDA
Good idea.

They all grab a seat on the side of the road. They look at one another.

FADE OUT

EXT. COUNTRY ROAD - SAME NIGHT

Everyone fell asleep on the side of the road. That's when they slowly start waking back up.

They look around to see that a car hasn't come past them at all.

	VERONICA
That idea's out.

	AMANDA
Everyone be quiet. I think that I heard something.

They all turn around to see the KILLER standing there. He is walking like a zombie.

They all scream and jump back. Then there's a moment of silence.

"THRILLER." by Michael Jackson comes on. They all get into position.

There heads start bobbing to the beat. The KILLER also joins in.

The music clicks in and they start doing the dance. The KILLER does it along with them.

MATT steps in front of everyone and sings. They keep dancing.

	MATT
It's close to midnight. Something evil's lurking from the dark...

The continue going along with the song when it slowly comes to and end.

Then they stand there looking at the KILLER. He holds the knife in the air.

	KILLER
For some reason. I always did hate that song.

	MATT
Yeah. Me too.

	KILLER
Well, now I have to kill you guys, sorry.

	MATT
Wait. We have one more song and we think you might like it.

They all get into tune and sway back and forth.

	EVERYONE
Please Mr. Killer, don’t kill me. We’re all virgins in a horror movie can’t you see? Please Mr. Killer I’m the one. If you kill me we can’t have any fun. And if we die then you will see.

	WHITNEY
I will let you fuck me!

The KILLER bends over and pulls a rubber dick out of his ass and throws it at her.

She screams as it goes into her mouth and chokes her. She dies.

	KILLER
Fuck yourself.

Everyone takes off running into the woods.

INT. THE WOODS

VERONICA is running through the woods and pushing branches out of her way.

She can hear the KILLER right behind her. He footsteps were getting closer.

	VERONICA
Someone please! This mother fucker is nuts!

She comes to a stop. She turns around to see that the KILLER is missing.

She looks around for him with her eyes, but she doesn't see him.

Then we hear a chainsaw rev up. The KILLER comes into view as he is seen waving the chainsaw like a madman.

She screams.

The chainsaw sinks into a tree branch that she was under and it snaps in half and breaks off.

It falls down on her head. She dies.

CUT TO:

INT. AMANDA'S HOUSE - NIGHT

MATT and AMANDA run into her house and they shut the door. They look at one another.

	AMANDA
Do you think we should go back and check for Veronica?

	MATT
Fuck that.

	AMANDA
Good point. Let's lock up the doors instead.

They make their way around the house and start bolting up the doors and the windows.

That's when the front door opens up and the two of them stand there, waiting for the KILLER to open the door.

It was only JOSH.

	AMANDA
Oh, my God! Josh! Get in here and shut the door!

JOSH has a dildo in his hand. He starts sucking on it like a lollipop.

	MATT
What the hell is this faggot doing, Amanda?

	AMANDA
I don't know. Josh, what's going on?

JOSH smiles.

	JOSH
Forbidden fruit.

	MATT
Dude, that ain't no fruit. That's a rubber dick.

He walks to AMANDA.

	JOSH
Make love to me. I need you, Amanda.

He lies on the floor with what appears to be AMANDA and starts humping.

AMANDA still stood up. She looks down to see that JOSH was on MATT.

	MATT
Dude!

JOSH throws the dildo. He then stands up. He looks a little worried.

	JOSH
Oh, my God! This is where it happened. This where you last had your period.

	AMANDA
How do you know that?

	JOSH
The killer told me. He knows more then you think.

	AMANDA
That insane! The only person that knows me inside and out is my father!

	MATT
You're right. That is insane and gross.

	AMANDA
Not like that, but maybe if I lived in West Virginia.

	MATT
True.

There's a moment of silence for a second.

	MATT
Oh, my God! Get away from Josh! He might be the killer.

	AMANDA
How do you know that? Are you sure, Matt?

	MATT
They're always the killer in the movies.

They back away from JOSH. That's when he is shot in the back and falls to the ground.

AMANDA sees the KILLER standing behind him. She runs over to JOSH and gets down on her knees.

	JOSH
I told you I wasn't the killer. I could never hurt you.

	AMANDA
I'm so sorry. Please give me one more chance and forgive me.

	JOSH
Yes. I forgive you, but do me one favor? Promise me that you'll never let go.

They join hands.

	AMANDA
I'll never let go.

Tears form in her eyes.

	AMANDA
I'll never let go, Jack. I won't ever let go.

	JOSH
Jack?! Who the fuck is that? You bitch!

	AMANDA
I mean Josh. It’s an easy mistake. They both sound the same. I’m sorry, Jack. I mean Josh!

He dies.

	KILLER
Are we done yet? I think I'm going to cry.

She let’s go of JOSH’S hand and stands up. She turns around to see the killer standing there.

	AMANDA
All right. You’ve killed one too many people, asshole.

	MATT
Amanda, get back. Don't do anything stupid.

	AMANDA
No! I will not leave until I see this man die!

	MATT
And find out who the hell he is, right?

	AMANDA
That too.

The KILLER aims the gun at their heads. He pulls the trigger, but nothing happens.

A little flag comes out that says "BANG!" on it. He giggles.

	MATT
Close call.

AMANDA looks at the KILLER. She walks up and gets into face.

	AMANDA
Tell me who you are. Tell me it now!

He grabs AMANDA and the two of them vanish into thin air.

MATT stands there.

	MATT
Now, what?

CUT TO:

EXT. THE STREET - SAME COUNTRY ROAD

AMANDA and the KILLER stand face to face once again. She looks at him.

	AMANDA
I'm going to ask you one more time. Who are you?

	KILLER
Luke, I am your father.

	AMANDA
My name's Amanda.

	KILLER
Oh. Sorry about that.

There's a moment of silence.

	AMANDA
Are you going to tell me who you are?

	KILLER
Amanda, I am your father.

He pulls off his mask and we see that it was her father. She rolls her eyes.

	AMANDA
Try again.

She pulls of her father's face, it was another mask. It's now...ABDUL.

	AMANDA
It's you. Why are you doing all this?

	ABDUL
I'm taking blame on you because of what your father did.

	AMANDA
I don't know what you're talking about. What did my father do?

	ABDUL
It happened one year ago when we were shipped over here from Pakistan. We were struggling as it was. They even kept our green cards.

	AMANDA
I still don't understand why any of this has to do with me.

	ABDUL
My father had a hard time paying the bills and supporting his family. So, he opened a QWIK-E-MART.

	AMANDA
It was the same market that my father sued and you guys went out of business.

	ABDUL
Yes. That's why I am doing what I am doing.

Silence.

	ABDUL
That and also that it says I'm the killer in the script.

	AMANDA
Well, then what did you do with my father?

	ABDUL
Where else would your father be in a horror movie?

AMANDA pulls out a green vibrator. She pressed the button to make it vibrate and it grows into a light sabor.

ABDUL takes out a pink one and he does the same thing with it.

	AMANDA
You're going down!

The two of them start battling with the sabors. They seem to be very skilled.

AMANDA drops to the ground and kicks ABDUL in the legs and makes him fall.

She stands up and puts the sabor to his neck. He then lifts his leg and kicks her in the head.

They start battling again.

She then leaps in the air and kicks him in the chest and sends him flying back, but instead of falling he does a couple back flips and lands on his feet.

He looks at her. She throws her light sabor into the air and gets a running start. She does a couple flips and leaps into the air and grabs the sabor.

She stands in front of ABDUL. She bitch smacks him in the face and turns around. She takes the light sabor and sticks it up his ass.

ABDUL screams and cries as he falls to the ground and appears to be dead.

FADE OUT

INT. AMANDA'S HOUSE - MORNING - LIVING ROOM

AMANDA comes running into the house. She sees MATT standing there.

He looks at her to see what's going on.

	MATT
What happened?

	AMANDA
It was Abdul. He was the killer and now he's killed.

	MATT
Did you get a chance to find out why?

	AMANDA
A long time ago my father put his father's store out of business. And he wanted revenge.

	MATT
That sucks. Did he ever tell you where your father was?

	AMANDA
No, but he did give me a hint, but I don't understand it.

	MATT
Tell me it.

	AMANDA
I asked him what he did with my father and told said, "Where are the fathers all the time in a horror movie?" Does it make any sense to you?

	MATT
Definitly not.

They hear something coming from the closet in the living room.

They make their way to the closet and open it up to see her father tied up and naked.

	AMANDA
Daddy!

She hugs him.

MATT looks at her father to see that he is starting to rise.

	MATT
That's nasty.

EXT. HORROR HIGHSCHOOL - GRADUATION DAY

AMANDA and MATT are sitting down out in the crowd of people.

They are talking to one another.

	MATT
I can't believe that it's all over and here we are.

	AMANDA
I know. It's just so hard to believe that it was Abdul. Does Josh know?

	MATT
I don't know. He's dead, remember?

	AMANDA
That's right. I totally forgot. It's such a shame that our friends can't be here with us.

MR. PEEPER is up on stage and he is announcing the names of students that are graduating.

	MR. PEEPER
Please give a round of a hand for our valid victorian, Naomi Imoan.

Everyone starts clapping.

	MATT
Let's go up here and accept this diploma for all our friends that can't make it here.

AMANDA smiles.

	MR. PEEPER
Ladies and gentlemen! The class of 2004.

Everyone stands up and throws up their hats.

CUT TO:

MATT and AMANDA are sitting down on the at the picnic table and eating.

There is a small party going on right after the graduation. They turn around to see LATOYA and JAMAL.

	LATOYA
Hey guys. What's up?

	MATT
Hey Latoya, hey Jamal. How you guys doing?

	LATOYA
We're good. We finally did it. We graduated.

	JAMAL
Me and my baby are going to Morgan State University.

	LATOYA
Since when do you tell me where the hell I am going?

	AMANDA
I'm glad that you two didn't die. I don't know what I would do without you two.

	LATOYA
I'm sorry about that lamp that hit you in the head.

	AMANDA
It's cool.

AMANDA looks out into the road. That's when she sees ABDUL standing there.

She stands up and points to him.

ABDUL screams something from the distance.

	ABDUL
I flew in again! And this time I got my green card, so I am staying forever!!!

MATT and AMANDA stand up and scream. They turn around to that LATOYA and JAMAL were gone.

The two of them continue standing there screaming. ABDUL starts crossing the street.

An army tank comes speeding down the street and runs him over and splatters him all over the ground.

	AMANDA
God Bless the U.S.A.

FADE OUT

ROLL CREDITS