SCORE

written by

Chris Reid

FADE IN:

We fade up on the outside of a video store. A boy (Tom), 20 yrs old, 
is looking at the different videos. He picks one off the shelf and 
we cut to a close up of it. It is a pornographic video.

				TOM (v.o)
		I wonder if I should get this....I’ve never got 
		one of these before...I wonder what the fun of 
		them actually is? 

Tom Walks to checkout counter

				TOM
		Well, here goes.

				Cashier
		Find what you’re looking for?

				Tom
			(nervous)
		Um..yeah.

				Cashier
		Do you have any I.D.?

				Tom
		Yeah I sure do.

He hands the cashier his drivers license

				Cashier
			(looking at the license)
		Tommy Arnold?

				Tom:
		Yeah..thats me, its not fake.

				Cashier
		I’m Liz...I babysat you when you were five!

				Tom
			(embarrassed)
		Oh great...

				Cashier
			(becoming aggressive)
		You were often a trouble maker and got me in to 
		trouble saying I hit you when you were there and 
		your parents FIRED ME....And now you want to rent 
		out this movie with Female lovemaking EH?

Older people start to stand behind Tom in line.

				Cashier
		I’ll bet you like this stuff?

				Tom
		Can I just pay for it please....

				Cashier
			(loud)
		Sure, but I don’t know the price...
			(into speaker mic)
		Can I get a rental price check for Tom Arnold here?
		He wants to rent this PORNO but I don’t know what 
		the price is!

People behind him in line start to laugh. The cashier runs through the 
computer for the movie and gives it to Tom, who leaves the video store 
as quick as possible.

CUT TO:

INT. TOM'S BEDROOM-DAY
Tom opens the case and puts the tape right beside a pile of other tapes.

				Tom
			(to himself, aloud)
		All I wanna do now is watch and...learn.

				Tom’s Mom (os.)
		Tom, your Grandparents are over now! Come on 
		down we want to show them the home movies! 
		Bring down the tapes from 1988 and 1991!

Tom’s sister (9) runs in to the room.

				Genny
		Tom Grandma is waiting! (She goes to the pile of 
		videos as Tom is putting on his shirt and doesn’t 
		realize that the tape that she took from the room 
		is the porno that he rented. She runs out of the 
		room downstairs.

Tom exits his room, now wearing a larger sweater.

CUT TO:

INT. LIVINGROOM-DAY
Tom’s parents, sister and Grandpa are waiting to watch the movie.

				Tom
		Hi Grandpa.

				Grandpa
		Hi Tom.

				Tom’s Mom
		Alright Genny lets watch the 1988 one first.

				Tom
		Hang on I’ll get it, its in my room.

				Genny
		No!

				Tom
		Yeah, I just saw it there.

				Tom’s Mom
		That’s nonsense, Genny just grabbed it from your room.

Tom gets a worried look on his face as he realizes that Genny grabbed 
the porno that he rented

				Tom
		Um...Mom...um.......

The tape starts to role and begins to show the porno on the television.

				Genny
		Mommy whats that girl doing to that other lady?

				Tom’s Mom
			(shocked)
		What in the hell!?

				Tom’s Dad
			(quietly)
		Good job son.

				Tom’s Grandpa
		Aw, thats aweful. Tom? What is this?

PUNK ROCK MUSIC begins to play as we BEGINS CREDITS.

EXT. HIGH SCHOOL-DAY
Large groups of teens outside of. 

CUT TO

A group of guys outside on the steps: Frank, Jon, Edmond, and Statler.

				Frank
		So Jon, still dating that chick?

				Jon
		No man.

				Edmond
		Ah dude, what happened?

				Jon
		She dumped me...but at least I have Angela to 
		lift my spirits.

				Statler
		Who?!

				Jon
		Angela...some engaged chick I’ve been seeing.

				Frank
		Engaged eh?

				Jon
			(macho):
		Yup...she’s more than any of you could handle!

				Statler
		That coming from someone who hasn’t got laid yet 
		doesn’t mean she’s too much.

				Jon
		And who’s to say I haven’t got laid? Maybe I just 
		don’t talk about it.

				Statler
		Really? Ok...explain to us what the first time 
		feels like then.

				Jon
			(defensive)
		Um how bout NO I prefer to keep that shit to myself 
		man geez.

				Statler
		Pussy.

				Edmond
		No no Statler thats what he ISN’T getting!

				Jon
		Alright screw you guys then, I’ll prove to you that 
		I know how to handle the ladies.

Tom approaches them

				Tom
		Hey guys.

				Frank
		Hey Tom, how’d your weekend go?

				Tom
		Don’t ask.

				Frank
		Didn’t your relatives pop in to say hello?

				Tom
		I’m trying to forget about it. What's up with you 
		guys?

				Statler
		Ah we’re just talking about how Jon hasn’t gotten 
		any from anyone.

				Jon
		Screw you Statler.

				Statler
		Sorry, not interested.

				Tom
		For real?

				Jon
		No not for real and I’ll prove it.

				Statler
		Dude I’m up to 34 women now.

				Edmond
		I know, lets have a race.

				Tom
		Race?

				Edmond
		Yeah...who can keep a decent relationship....and at 
		the same time who can get laid first, starting now?

				Statler
		Aw shit, this’ll be easy.

				Edmond
		But wait, you have to keep the girl for at least 
		three weeks. And you can’t have any sexual playing 
		time in that period whether it be with someone else 
		or alone or watching a movie. 

Statler, Frank, Jon, and Tom all have shocked looks on their faces.

				Statler
			(trying to be confident)
		No problem. I’m in.

				Frank
		Sure lets try it.

				Edmond
		Tom?
	
				Tom:
		Alright.

				Edmond
		I’m in too. Alright ladies lets start the search.

MONTAGE

INT. HALLS-DAY
Shows Statler strutting down the halls of the school. 
He stops in front of a girl.
Statler talks: No audio...music is playing.
The girl slaps him and walks away
Statler smiles, and motions for her to call him.

CUT TO

Frank...he’s talking to a girl in a different hallway, making good 
conversation, again with no audio - music is still playing over.

CUT TO

Statler, walking down the hall, a few girls are at their lockers and 
he slaps her across the ass and puts his arms around her. She turns 
around to reveal it was actually a feminine looking guy who smiles 
back at Statler. Statler looks shocked and runs away down the hall.

Shows Edmond talking to a girl in the hall, making good conversation.

CUT TO:

Statler, who’s in the male washroom, music dies down a tad and he talks.

				Statler
		Now....for the ultimate weapon....

Statler sprays Swiss Army cologne on his neck and wrists and leaves the 
bathroom. The music fades back up.

Shows Tom walking down the hall, but not approaching any girls...
or at least not having the guts to, yet.

Shows Jon walking with a girl.

Shows Frank now walking down the hall with a girl, ANNE is her name, 
he opens the door for her and lets her go first. 
As she goes in front of him he motions “YESSS!” towards the camera.

Shows Tom once again walking down the hall with no one.

CUT TO:

Statler strutting down the hall and approaching a girl. He talks to her, 
but we still can’t hear anything because of the music playing. 
She smiles and nods. Statler’s face lights up and as he goes to walk, 
she ACCIDENTLY slams the door on Statler’s face, as the song comes to 
a direct end.

CUT TO:

We cut to a coffee shop with Frank, Edmond, Tom, Jon, Tom, and Statler 
sitting at a table.

				Jon
		I think I was the first one.

				Frank
		First one? First one what?

				Jon
		To get myself a girl. Who would have ever thought 
		that I’d get one first.

				Frank
		Well you aren’t alone here I have myself one too.

				Edmond
		Yeah...but is she blonde?

				Frank
		No, but who cares?

				Edmond
		Blondes are much easier to get in to bed.

				Frank
		What the hell are you talking about?

				Edmond
		You’re mom is direct proof of that theory.

				Statler
		Dudes, I got myself a WICKED CHICK!! She’s hot and 
		awesome and blonde and fun to be with.

				Tom
		Whats her name?

				Statler
		Laurie.

				Jon
		Laurie Duncan?

				Statler
		Umm...probably.

				Edmond
		Dude she’s the class ditz!!

				Statler
		Who cares that’ll make this whole bet simple!

				Frank
		Hey Tom who’d you pick up?

				Tom
			(meek)
		I got someone. She’s cute but you probably haven’t 
		seen her before.

				Statler
		Church girl isn’t she?

				Tom
		Huh?

				Statler
		Yeah she’s probably one of those church girls right?
		Haha, you’re outta luck with that one man. 
		MY CHICK IS A GUARENTEED LAY!

				Frank
		You know Laurie isn’t all that hot...

				Statler
		Hey dude, its not the face you fuck, its the fuck 
		you face.

				Jon
		Tom can we meet her?

				Tom
		Yeah, not today...she’s busy at - 

				Statler
		Church?

				Tom
		Yes.

				Frank
		Dude its Friday night at 10:30.

				Tom
		Well she sets up for the choir and stuff.

				Statler
			(sarcastic)
		Well sure looks like you landed yourself a good one.

				Tom
		What you guys up to tonight?

				Edmond
		Dudes...I got my station wagon...!!

				Statler
		Score!!

CUT TO:

EXT. BUILDING-NUIGHT
The station wagon comes from around the corner with a shopping cart on 
the outside of it. They smash it in to a curb and then drive off. 
This happens a few more times, before they pull in to a parking lot 
and stop.

Shows Statler running outside and jumping in a lake and swimming to the 
other side. He gets out and runs back in the car, as they drive off.

More shopping carts are shown getting smashed. Music eventually dies 
down as they drive the speed limit down Pembina Highway.

				Jon
		Guys I have to stop for gas.

Shows them pulling in to a gas station.

Tom gets out of the car and goes to the bathroom.
He comes out and pays for a chocolate bar.

				Cashier
		Is this everything for you?

				Tom
		Whoa...I mean...yeah thats everything.

				Cashier
		That’ll be one twenty one.

				Tom
		Here’s a dollar twenty, let me look for a penny.

				Cashier
			(starts to laugh slightly)
		Um, thats no problem.

				Tom
			(shocked)
		You sure?

				Cashier:
		Yea..no problem

Tom looks at her name tag.

				Tom:
		Thanks Julie

				Julie
			(smiles)
		No problem.

				Tom
		I usually go to this station...I haven’t seen you 
		here before?

				Julie
		No, I just moved here from Saskatoon...I’m new 
		to the city.

				Tom
		Oh really?

				Julie
		Yeah. I’d like to get to know the city better 
		sometime though. Its creepy moving from a small 
		city like Saskatoon to a larger city like 
		Winnipeg knowing nothing.

				Tom
			(nervous)
		Well, um, maybe sometime - 

Suddenely the car starts honking outside. 
He and Julie both look over and Statler is pretending to screw the back 
of the car.

				Tom
		Oh God!

Julie laughs.

				TOM
		Hey, I gotta get going...but thanks!

				Julie
		Have a good evening...

				Tom
		Tom.

				Julie
		Tom!

Tom leaves the station and gets back in the car and they pull away.
As this is happening another customer approaches Julie to pay for stuff

CUT TO:

EXT. SCHOOL -DAY
Frank is walking down the hall with Anne down the hall

				Frank
		So what class do you have now?

				Anne
		Class? I don’t really go to any classes. Except for Drama.
		I figure screw the world and regulations and just live 
		like you wanna live. You know?

				Frank
		Um...sure. Well when do you have drama?

				Anne
		Not until 2:30.

				Frank
		Like that class?
	
				Anne
		Ah, its not too bad. No homework.

				Frank
		Yeah I figured that much.

				Ann
		Sometimes we have to write scripts. We had a script 
		writing contest last week.

				Frank
		Oh yea...how’d that go?

				Anne
		Shitty...I got last place.

				Frank
		Who won?

				Anne
		Some guy that wrote a script about crossing the 
		monsters from the Halloween movie series with 
		the guy from Friday the 13th.

				Frank
		Oh, Jason.

				Anne
		Whatever. It seemed like crap to me.

				Frank
		Well what did you write about?

				Anne
		I wrote a script about a guy group of guys who 
		wanna get laid at school so they try to pick up 
		every single girl they can. Pretty lame huh?

They stop outside the classroom that Frank is about to go to.

				Frank
			(stunned)
		Yeah...lame.

				Anne
			(starts to walk away)
		Anyways I’ll see you later.

				Frank
		Later babe! (heads in to the class room)

CUT TO:

INT. CAFETERIA-DAY
Edmond is talking with his new girlfriend, Katie.

				Edmond
		So, do you play any sports?

				Katie
		Um..I’m on the volleyball team.

				Edmond
		Oh right on, thats cool.

				Katie
		How about yourself?

				Edmond
		I played hockey last year but quit this year.

				Katie
		Did you score?

				Edmond
			(stunned)
		What?

Katie looks confused.

				EDMOND
		Oh. OOHHH. Did I score...hehe, I thought that 
		you meant - haha, yeah No I only scored a couple 
		of times. I hope to score again soon though.

				Katie
		What?

				Edmond
		Uh, like rejoin hockey. If I have time, you know.

				Katie
			(uncertain)
		Sure...

Statler comes and sits at the table.

				Statler
			(interested in Katie)
		Well, who do we have here?

				Edmond
		Statler, this is Katie.

				Statler
		Katie Katie Katie....such a lady. My name’s Sean.
		But all the guys call me by a unique name...

				Katie
		Oh yea? and whats that?

				Statler
		they call me....STATLER....

				Katie:
		Is that your last name or something?

				Statler
			(down)
		Um..yeah.

				Edmond
		Statler, this is my new (stresses) GIRLFRIEND.

				Statler
		I figured that much. So, (turns to Katie) when 
		you free?

				Edmond
		JACKASS...

				Statler
		Relax man, I was talking to both of you...I just 
		couldn’t keep my eyes off Katie. But there’s going 
		to be a killer party this Friday night, you guys 
		want to go?

				Edmond
		Where’s it at?

				Statler
		My house not before 10.

				Katie
			(showing a LITTLE interest in Statler)
		Lets go!

				Edmond
		Alright man we’ll be there.

				Statler
		Spread the word its going to be HUGE DUDES YEAH!!!

Statler runs off down the cafeteria.

CUT TO:

INT. TOM'S ROOM-DAY
Tom is sitting on his bed when his dad comes in.

				Tom
		Whats up?

				Tom’s Dad
		Well son um..I think, I think its time we had that, 
		you know, little talk.

				Tom
		What?

				Tom’s Dad
		Well, son, um as you know, you’re 20 yrs old now and 
		you can make all the choices of your life by yourself.

				Tom
		Yeah...

				Tom’s Dad
		Well, um, can I be blunt?

				Tom
		Sure cause you aren’t making sense right now.

				Tom’s Dad
		Do you ever think about....well...lets put it this 
		way son...Um, do you ever think about dating?

				Tom
		Oh God...

				Tom’s Dad
		Its just a simple question Tom I want you to 
		understand that.

				Tom
			(uneasy):
		Yes I do Dad...

				Tom’s Dad
		Ok now thats good...(quickly) is it girls that you 
		want to date?

				Tom
			(shocked)
		Yes!

				Tom’s Dad
		Ok ok, thats what I wanted to hear, thats my boy! 
			(slight uneasy laugh) (Pause)
		Now, do you ever think about...magic?

				Tom
		Magic??

				Tom’s Dad
		You know...like maybe taking a magic wand....and 
		twirling it around....making it larger...?

				Tom
		I’m confused....

				Tom’s Dad
		Son, would you ever want to make that wand disappear?

				Tom
		Oh God...Um Dad why are we talking about this?

				Tom’s Dad
		I just want you to feel confortable and make all the 
		right decisions.
			(slight smile)
		I remember back when I was your age....

(flash back to 1960’s)

				TOM'S DAD
		I was hip. I was “cool”....They called me the rabbit...

				Tom (v/o)
		How come?

				Tom’s Dad
		Because think about rabbits. What they do...Its their 
		lives...I remember this one day....

CUTS TO
EXT. SCHOOL
A TEENAGE tom's dad Tom’s dad is walking in a leather jacket with a 
couple other guys in leather jackets. He stops at a group of girls 
in poodle skirts and other 1960’s outfits.

				Tom’s Young Dad
		Ladies...

				Girls
			(laugh)

				Tom’s Young Dad
		Say why don’t the four of us go make like a milk 
		and SHAKE?

				Girls
			(laugh)
		Sure!!

Girls go off with Tom’s Young Dad,

CUTS BACK TO PRESENT

				Tom’s Dad
		That was the best moments of my life.

				Tom
		What happened after that?

				Tom’s Dad
		After that....?

				Tom
		Yeah.

				Tom’s Dad
		Oh...you mean after the....yeah, um well that was 
		when I met your mother. Beautiful young lady.
			(Pondering off but thinking out loud)
		But why don’t they ever stay the same....?

				Tom
		What?

				Tom’s Dad
		Oh...heh heh, nothing son.

				Tom’s Mother (o.s)
		Harold you got a minute?

				Tom’s Dad
		Sure, sweetheart. Anyways Tom...just remember the 
		sweet talk...don’t be too shy about anything.
		Go with what your heart is telling you..

				Tom
		Thanks...

Tom’s Dad leaves the room and we...

CUT TO:

INT.TOM'S ROOM-NIGHT
Tom is getting ready to go to the party at Statler’s. He picks up his 
comb, runs it through his hair, stares at himself, and then leaves the 
room.

CUT TO:

EXT. CAR/HIGHWAY-NIGHT
Tom driving down the highway, when he sees the Shell station 
that Julie works at. He decides to pull in.

INT. SHELL STATION
Tom approaches counter with a chocolate bar.

				Julie
		Hi, is this everything- hey wait a sec.......Tom?

				Tom
		you remembered my name!

				Julie
		Well yeah, you were here just last night.

				Tom
			(slight laugh)
		yeah well.

				Julie
		You’re dressed up...going out tonight?

				Tom
		Yeah, there’s some party I’m supposed to go to.

				Julie
		Sounds like you don’t want to go?

				Tom
		Ah, I’ll go. Meeting a few buddies there.

				Julie
		I wish I had something to do tonight...but 
		unfortunately I’m working from now until four 
		in the morning.

				Tom
		Ouch..

				Julie
		Yeah, they give me all the lame shifts around here.

				Tom
		Think thats because you’re a newbie?

				Julie
			(harsh)
		Its cause our management sucks ass.

				Tom
			(laughs)

				Julie
			(embarrassed laugh)
		But its true! Oh my God you should see the way 
		they treat you here.

				Tom
		Thats too bad...

				Julie
		Well have fun tonight.

				Tom
		Thanks, here’s the address, you know, in case you’d 
		want to show up or something 

Tom hands Julie the address on a piece of paper.

				Julie
		Thanks, maybe I’ll check it out...if I can find it...!

				Tom
		Oh...well start by going down Portage.

				Julie
		Why does everyone say that?

				Tom
		What do you mean?

				Julie
		Everyone I ask directions for, they all start with 
		“Go Down Portage...”

				Tom
		Yeah...welcome to Winnipeg...!

				Julie
		Have a good time tonight Tom.

				Tom
		Thanks, catch ya later!

EXT. STATLER’S HOUSE - NIGHT

INT. Statler’s house.
Music is playiong. Wild party is going on - there are people inside 
and outside. Tom gets out and walks to the front door.

				Statler
			(buzzed, walks up to Tom)
		Dude! You’re here.

They high five.

				STATLER
		This is Laurie, my girlfriend.

Laurie puts up her hand to wave to Tom and hits Statler in the face 
accidently.

				Laurie
			(always energetic)
		Hi!

				Tom
			(slight laugh):
		Hi, nice to meet you. Yeah, just had to stop for 
		gas on the way.

				Statler
		The guys are over there, the booze is over there, and 
		the chicks are over THERE!

				Laurie
		What about me?

				Statler
		Oh and you’re here too, Laurie.

				Laurie
		Heheheee!

Tom starts to walk away but he is stopped by Statler who stops in front 
of him.

				Statler
		Dude speaking of chicks.....

Statler moves his head back and forth.

				Tom
		What?

				Statler
		You know......the choir chick....

				Tom
		OH...yeah, um, well...she couldn’t make it.

				Statler
		Aw dude, that's weak! But I’ll tell you what I’ll 
		hook you up here and it will be all good. See her?

Statler points to a girl that is talking to another girl, they are in 
a separate room.

				Tom
		Which one?

				Statler
		The blonde.

				Tom
		Yeah, what about her?

				Statler
		Fresh meat dude!

				Tom
		Whats the point though?

				Statler
		Only this....I’ll take you over to her, introduce 
		you to her, and go over to tell Frank and them 
		that you picked up her, that she’s the choir chick!

				Tom
		Oh, I don’t know about that, actually some girl 
		I met might-

				Statler
			(cuts him off)
		Bull shit man, trust me this will be MORE than worth it!!

				Tom
		Nah thats alright...

				Statler
		C’mon puss....

Statler grabs his arm and brings him over to the two girls Stacy and Amy

				Tom
			(quietly talking to Statler)
		But Sean I don’t think....

				Statler
			(loud to girls)
		Stacy, Amy, this is Tom. He’s single and looking!!!

				Tom
		Dude!?

				Statler
		Oh yes...you heard me...he’s single and looking....
		for a good time.

				Amy
		Hey Tommy.

				Tom
		H-hi.

				Statler
		I’ll leave you with them. Hey Laurie, want to go 
		downstairs for a while and...you know....

				Laurie
		Play pool? Sound like fun!

				Statler
			(rolls eyes)
		Well, its close enough...

				Laurie:
		What?

				Statler
		Lets go play with some balls...

				Laurie
			(ditzy)
		Oh, sounds like fun!

Tom gives a stunned look, and Statler and Laurie leave

				Amy
		So you from around here?

				Tom
		Um...yeah, lived here all my life, how about you two?

				Stacy
		We’re just visiting from Vancouver.

				Tom
		Oh - how do you guys know Statler?

				Amy
		Online.

				Tom
			(spits drink out a bit)
		What?

				Stacy
		We met him in an internet chat room.

				Tom
		No....No kiddin...

				Amy
		Yeah and he told us about this party so we figured 
		that we’d just crash here.

				Stacy
		Yeah.

				Tom
		So you are staying here?

				Amy
		As long as his parents are out of town then yeah baby!!!

				Tom
		How long have yo-

				Stacy
		Stop the small talk newbie...

				Tom
		Excuse me?

				Amy
		Stacy, I can’t hear what he is saying...

				Stacy
		I have the same problem.
			(yelling now)
		Tom, WANT TO GO UPSTAIRS?

				Tom
		Um, no I think I’m fine right here.

				Amy
			(to Stacy)
		Whats he saying?

				Stacy
		I don’t know!
			(to Tom, yelling)
		DO YOU WANT TO GO UPSTAIRS?

				Tom
			(yelling back now):
		NO, I’M FINE THANK YOU!

				Amy
			(Grabbing Tom‘s arm)
		Thats it! Stacy grab his other arm.

				Stacy
			(to Tom, grabbing his other arm):
		We can’t hear what you are saying, come up stairs 
		with us where it’s more quiet!

				Tom
		But I -

As Tom is getting dragged upstairs, he passes Jon who is talking to the 
other guys but he turns around, gives Tom the thumbs up, and turns 
around to talk to the guys again.

CUT TO:
INT. AMY/STACY'S ROOM

				Amy
		Muuuuch better.

				Stacy
		Yeah, I could barely hear anything before...

Stacy and Amy both laugh as Tom is breaking in to a sweat.

CUT TO:
Int. living room in Statler’s house.

				Frank
		So where’s your girl Jon?

				Jon
		She’s coming soon, I told her to do my laundry 
		before she gets here.

				Edmond
		Dude don’t you have any class?

				Jon
		Only Monday to Friday until 4:00.

				Edmond
		You know - ah, you know what? Forget it, dumbass.

				Statler
		Dudes!!! Tom just went upstairs with Amy and Stacy!!

				Frank
		BULL SHIT.

				Edmond
		Like Stacy McAllen and Amy Johnson?????

				Statler
		Bingo, fucker!

				Katie
		Eddy, can you get me a drink?

				Edmond
		Yup right away.

Edmond gets up and leaves immediately.

				Statler
		Hahah! Whipped!

				Katie
			(sexy voiced)
		Damn right...and I could get any of you guys whipped 
		in a couple of seconds too if I wanted.

				Frank
		I call bullshit.

				Katie
		Really...why don’t you go get me those chips...

She starts to rub his back.

				Frank
		Ok sure hang on....

Frank gets up and leaves.

				Jon
		Holy shit!

				Katie
		Thanks....

				Edmond
		Here’s your Beer Katie.

				Katie
		Thanks Eddy. Now you can sit down.

				Edmond
		Thank you.

Katie laughs.

CUT TO:

IN. AMY/STACY'S ROOM
Tom, Amy and Stacy are all drunk now.

				Amy
		Hey, lez play twisser!!!

				Stacy
		Yeah! I’ll get daboard!!

Tom laughs.

Stacy and Amy begin to set up the board on the opposite side of the bed 
from where the door is. The door is closed.

				Stacy
		Ok I’ll spin first!!! Amy and Tom play first ok!

				Amy
		Okay!

				Tom
		Go for it!!

				Stacy
		Amy....right hand.....blue

Amy puts right hand on blue.

Stacy spins again.

				STACY
		Tom....right foot, blue!

CUT TO: Statler’s living room where the party continues.

				Frank
		Dude how many drinks have you had?

Statler finishes off another shot.

				Anne
			(approaches Frank):
		Hey Frankie I’m going to go out for a little while 
		now...this party kinda blows.

				Frank
		How come?

				Anne
		Well theres nothing but normal people here...and 
		I’m not normal, I dont know if you realized that 
		or not....fuck it, I’m outta here.

				Frank
			(confused)
		The hell?

				Anne
		Frank, I’m having a hard time in my life but one 
		day I will come back and everything will be better.

				Frank
		What the hell are you talking about??!

				Anne
		Life is like a dick, Frank. When it gets hard, 
		screw it.

Anne leaves

				Statler
		Ouch...thats gotta hurt dude.

				Frank
		The hell did that mean?!!

				Jon
		Hey Statler, what happens if someone here steals a 
		buncha your shit?

				Statler
		Dude how many times have have I had a party?

				Frank
		Like, 50?

				Statler
		51, ass munch. Nothing’ll happen...everyone loves 
		the Stat-Myster’s parties!

				Jon
		Whatever man...hate for your stereo, television, 
		radio, camera, or other stuff to go missing.

				Statler
		Its all good.

				Frank
		Thats IT!

				Statler
		Whats it?

				Frank
		Jon you mentioned camera....dudes I got a great idea
		....come with me....

Edmond, Frank, Statler, and Jon go to leave the room, when Katie grabs 
Edmond’s hair.

				Katie
			(angered)
		SIT.

Edmond sits.

				Katie
		Stay.

Edmond stays still.

CUT TO:

INT.AMY/STACY'S ROOM
They are still playing twister.

				Amy
		Stacy, right foot yellow!

				Tom
		This is awesome!

				Amy
		Tom, right foot green!

CUT TO:

HALLYWAY...Frank has a hand held video camera. 
Statler and Jon are behind Frank, as Frank opens the door a bit, 
and begins to record the action going on in the room.

From the angle, it looks like Tom and Amy are having sex behind the bed, 
and Stacy is just laughing at them, drinking a smirnoff.

Statler falls drunk in the hallway, and that causes a loud noise outside the door.

				Stacy
		What was that?

				Amy
		Go check!

Stacy gets up and goes over to the door, to find no one there.

				Stacy
		NOTHIN!!!

Amy, Stacy, and Tom all laugh.

CUT TO:

EXT. SCHOOL-DAY
Tom gets out of his car and approaches Jon and Frank.

				Tom
		Hey guys.

				Jon
		Hey...superman.

				Tom
		Um...ok.

				Frank
		Oh I KNOW you know what I’m talking about if you 
		know what I mean...!

				Tom
		Um, not really?

				Jon
		Dude, you were the man...but you were also the FIRST 
		one to break the promise!

				Tom
		Promise?

				Jon
		Remember, we said that we weren’t gunna have sex with 
		anyone for three weeks, with a girl?

				Tom
		But I-

				Frank
		You broke the deal man, you’re out.

				Tom
		How so?

				Frank
		We could hear the noise upstairs....you’re going out 
		with that church girl yet you had sex with not one 
		but TWO GIRLS last night!

				Tom
		What?!

				Jon
		Dude...c’mon, you gotta tell us...let us in on the 
		secret...HOW DO YOU DO IT?

				Tom
		I didn’t have sex with them though..

				Jon
		Oh yes you did and we can prove it!

				Tom
			(trying to change the subject)
		What the hell...?

Tom points, and Frank and Jon look.

Edmond is seen with a leash and collar attached to him, with Katie 
pulling him on it.

Edmond waves from the distance and attempts to go speak with the guys, 
but Katie gives it a firm yank, and Edmond goes flying back to Katie.

				Tom
		THAT is sad.

CUT TO:
EXT. SCHOOL-DAY
WE HEAR the bell rINg and  the kids exit. Tom gets in his car.

Shows Tom pulling out of his parking spot, when a girl on roller blades 
comes out of no where, and Tom nearly hits her. 
He honks and becomes angry.

				Tom
		WATCH IT, ASS---

He stops as he realizes its Julie.

				TOM
		Julie?

Julie stops and comes over to the car.

				Julie
		I am so sorry about that.

				Tom
		No biggie...do you go here?

				Julie
		Yeah, I’ve never seen you here though.

				Tom
		Well I’m not surprised, its such a large school.

				Julie
		Yea I know. I’d love to talk but I’m in a rush, 
		I have to get home to drive my brother to acting 
		lessons.

				Tom
		Oh, alright. Well, hey I can give you a ride if 
		you’d like?

				Julie
			(smiles)
		That’d be awesome.

CUT TO:

INt.CRA-DAY
Julie is in the passenger seat.

				Julie
		Thanks again for this, Tom.

				Tom
		Oh, no problem at all.

				Julie
		So what courses are you in?

				Tom:
		I’m taking English one, Chemistry, Biology, Sociology, 
		and an intro to Philosophy course.

				Julie
		Wow, that must be a lot of work.

				Tom
		Yeah it has its ups and downs.

				Julie
		I’m looking at getting in to the media...I’m taking my 
		first year to get my BA in Communications.

				Tom
		Oh, right on, want to work for a camera crew?

				Julie
			(laughs)
		No no, I want to be in front of the camera.

				Tom
		That's amazing.

				Julie
		Turn left here.

				Tom
		K....have you seen any of the sights of Winnipeg yet?

				Julie
		I haven’t really had the time...I’m always so busy with 
		homework and projects. (pause) Its this house on the right.

Tom pulls in to the driveway.

				Tom
		Here ya go...

				Julie
		Thanks again Tom I really appreciated this.

				Tom
		Again, not a problem.

				Julie
		Alright, talk to you later and see you around.

				Tom
		Hey, Julie, one thing...are you busy tonight?

				Julie
		Monday...no, not after eight or so...why?

				Tom
			(nervous)
		Well, I was wondering if I could show you around 
		Winnipeg, take you to a few of the sites around here.

				Julie
			(smiles)
		Um...well I’ll get back to you later tonight...

				Tom
		Oh (beat) Ok...

				Julie
		So can I get a number to contact you at?

				Tom
		Sure...

Julie gets out a pen.

				Julie
		Go for it.

				Tom
		555...

				Julie
		555...

				Tom
		3540

				Julie
		3..5..4..0....perfect, got it, I should call you tonight, 
		unless I forget...trust me I’m forgetful at times!!

				Tom
		No problem...so talk to you tonight?

				Julie
		Yea...bye!

				Tom:
		Bye!

Tom pulls away as Julie goes inside her house.

CUT TO:

INT TOM'S ROOM-DAY
Toom's watching TV when his Dad comes in.

				Toms Dad
		Son?

				Tom
		Oh boy...Uh, hi Dad.

				Dad
		Did you...have a good day?

				Tom
		Yeah dad I did, thanks.

				Dad
		That's good...did you meet any new people?

				Tom
		Yea...

				Dad
		Interesting people?

				Tom
		Yea...

				Dad
			(quickly)
		Any girls??

				Tom:
		Yes, dad!

				Dad:
		Ok...
			(slight laugh)
		Ok, son thats great.

				Tom
		Thanks...

				Dad:
		Tom, I want to show you something here.

Tom’s dad pulls out a condom.

				Tom
		Oh geez....

				Dad
		Now, son, in any case of emergency, this is your 
		best friend. Not your other buddies, this is your 
		best escape route.

				Tom
		Um, dad, I am 20, I know what's going on here.

				Dad
		Would you ever wear your best friend?

				Tom
		yes dad...

				Dad:
		Incase of emergency, pull here!

His dad stretches out the condom.

				Tom
		Thanks dad, I appreciate that...

				Dad:
		Go get em Tom...

Phone rings.

				Tom
			(quickly)
		I’ll get that.

				Dad
		Oh no, son let me get that

Tom’s dad beats him to it.

				Dad
			(on phone)
		Hello
			(beat)
		Yes...Yeeeesss, he is!!! Who’s this?
			(beat)
		Uh huh....Uh HUUUUUH! Well....Tom, its for you!

				Tom
			(grabs phone)
		Hello?

				Frank (muffled)
		TOM MAN!!!

				Tom
			(looks depressed):
		Yeah, whats up?

				Frank
		Have you heard about Edmond?

				Tom
		Um, no why?

				Frank
		Dude, the dude’s whipped dude!

				Tom
		I heard about that already Frank.

				Frank
		No man, get this, apparently his girlfriend made him 
		shave his head bald and he did!!!

				Tom
		What?

				Frank
		Yeah, its crazy!!

Tom gets a beep.

				Tom
		Hang on a sec...

Crosses over lines.

				Hello?

				Julie (muffled)
			Hi, is Tom there please?

				Tom
		Speaking...!
	
				Julie
		Hey, Tom its Julie.

				Tom
		Hey Julie.

				Julie
		Hey, I was wondering if you were still up for 
		something tonight?

				Tom
		Yeah, yeah forsure, just hang on a minute, ok?

				Julie
		Ok...

Tom clicks back to the other line.

				Tom
		Frank, I gotta let you go man.

				Frank
		Why, is it for you Dad?

				Tom
		Yeah.

				Frank
		Ok man I’ll tell you more later!

Tom clicks back to the other line.

				Tom
		Julie.....you there?

EXT. HIGHWAY
Tom's car comes into view.

MONTAGE

INT.CAR
Julie and Tom in the car. We go to a close up of them in the car. 
Scene starts with both of them laughing.

*Shows the car driving around near St. Vital Theaters.
*Shows the car driving around the perimeter.
*Shows the car going through a drive through mcdonalds.
*Each of the above shots, shows Tom and Julie laughing but you can’t 
 hear them due to the music playing over top of them.
*The camera cuts as the song ends, to a shot of The Forks market by the 
 patio at Branigans, where they are walking out.

				Julie
		Aww, that was real fun Tom.

				Tom
		Oh wait til I show you where we’re going next.

				Julie
		Where at?

				Tom
		I find it very relaxing.

				Julie
		Oh yea?

				Tom
		Yeah...its down here, by the river.

				Julie
		Wow, this is pretty nice.

				Tom
		So you moved from Saskatoon?

				Julie
		Yeah, my parents actually split up...

				Tom
		Oh.. I’m sorry to hear that..

				Julie
		Its ok, I’m getting over it well right now.
			(Pause)
		It was just a lot of pointless fighting and arguing.

				Tom
		Who are you living with right now?

				Julie
		My dad, he decided to move to The Peg for business 
		reasons, and I figured I had a better relationship 
		with him anyways. Although in the meantime, he’s 
		gone back to Saskatoon until Wednesday to pick up 
		a few things that he left behind.

				Tom
		Well its always good to do what’s best for you.

				Julie
		Yeah, so when we moved a few weeks ago, I saw an 
		immediate opening at Shell, jumped at the opportunity, 
		and enrolled at the U of W. And thats about it for me.

				Tom
		Sound like you’re having a good time though?

				Julie
		Actually, to be honest....(pause) this is the best 
		time I’ve had hear yet.

				Tom
		Really?

				Julie
		Yeah...no one has taken me anywhere in this city 
		before, its pretty amazing.

				Tom
		You’ll get used to it...guess its not the same for 
		someone who’s been living here their whole life.

				Julie
			(laughs)
		No, probably not.

Tom and Julie laugh.

CUT TO:

INT. HALLWAY/JULIE'S DOOR

				Julie
		Thanks again Tom. I really liked the Forks.

				Tom
		Hey no problem. And if you wanna get in to the 
		communications field, I know that A-Channel there 
		has a few volunteer positions opened every once 
		and a while.

				Julie
		Awesome.

				Tom
		Well...

				Julie
		Well...

				Tom
		Julie...I dont know if this is too much...but, can 
		I get a hug good bye?

				Julie
			(blushing)
		Sure you can....

Tom leans in for a hug, bug Julie stops him.

				Julie
			(seductive)
		Tomorrow morning....

				Tom
			(confused)
		Um...ok, so what time should I come back....

Julie grabs his arm and pulls him in to her apartment, and shuts the door.

LIKE A VIRGIN hits, and the camera shows shots of a dresser, bed, and 
bedroom closet doors moving back and forth.

CUT TO:

EXT. SCHOOL-DAY
Frank and Jon are talking when Tom comes up to them.

				Tom
		Hey guys.

				Frank
		Dude, where were you last night?

				Jon
		Yeah we wanted you to come to play floor hockey 
		with us.

				Tom
		I had better things on my mind...

				Jon
		Were you with that fake choir chick?

				Tom
		(pause, rolls eyes)
		Alright, you know what? There is no choir chick. 
		Okay?! So there.

				Frank
		So it WAS a lie.....

				Jon
			(to Frank)
		Dude, that means he DIDN’T cheat on anyone...and 
		the guy hasn’t even got STARTED yet!

				Tom
		What?

				Frank
		Dude, remember our little bet? We had to get a 
		girlfriend for three weeks before we had any 
		sexual contact?

				Tom
		Yeah..

				Jon
		Well dude you haven’t even got a girlfriend yet...

				Frank
		But you had sexual contact and we have proof of it!

				Tom
		What are you guys talking about....?

				Frank:
		K what are you doing tonight?

				Tom
		Nothing as far as I can remember....

				Jon
		Okay lets meet at your house....we gotta show you 
		what we’re talking about.
	
				Tom
		Um...alright, why whats up?

				Frank
		Oh you’ll see.

Statler is yelling from a distance.

				Statler
			(from distance)
		Hey, fuckers, here’s a question for you.

				Frank
		What?

				Statler
			(now with them)
		Okay...you’ve asked a girl out, she said yes, but 
		turns out to be the biggest ditz you could ever 
		encounter. WHAT DO YOU DO?!?!?!

				Tom
		Having some bad luck there?

				Statler
		Bad luck? Bad LUCK? Oh I’ll show you bad luck. 
		Bad luck is when you fall off your bike. Bad luck 
		is when you get an ‘F’ on an exam. THIS IS NOT FUCKIN’ 
		CLOSE TO BAD LUCK!!! This is terrible.

				Jon
		What are you talking about?

				Statler
		Only THIS.....

Statler turns down his collar to notice that his entire neck is covered 
in hickey marks....alllllll over...his neck is almost swollen with them.

				Frank
			(disgusted)
		Aww!!!!!

				Tom
			(laughs)

				Jon
		Uh oh....looks like someone is out of the race now?

				Statler
			(defensive)
		Shut up man, it wasn’t my fault. Next time a girl 
		says she wants to play doctor DON’T DO IT!!!!

				Frank
		Thats gross man. But yea thats it, you’re outta there.

				Statler
		Aww c’mon, I can prove it, one last chance.

				Frank
		Sorry dude you’re out of it.

				Statler
		I can’t beleive you fuckers!

Statler runs off, fake crying, over acting like usual.

				Tom
		Guys, where’s Ed been lately?

				Frank
		Last I talked to him on the phone, he only had 25 
		seconds to talk, he was busy cleaning his 
		girlfriend’s floor.

				Jon
		Man that guy’s WHIPPED!!!!

				Frank
		Yes, but that could be an advantage for him.

				Tom
		How?

				Frank
		His girlfriend won’t let him touch her in any sexual way...

				Jon
		Aww dude, he’s gunna be the last one, he’s going to win!

				Tom
		Dudes I gotta get to class.

				Jon/Frank
		Later.

CUT TO:

EXT. SCHOOL
Tom is walking to his car, when Julie comes up to him.

				Julie
		Hey Tom.

				Tom
			(smiles)
		Hey babe.

				Julie
		Thanks again for last night...and sorry if I was 
		a little bit rough....

				Tom
			(laughs)
		No no trust me, that was all god.

				Julie
		Alright.

				Tom
		What are you up to later?

				Julie
		I don’t know....nothing yet.

				Tom
		I’m just having a few of the guys over, as far 
		as I know.

				Julie
		Hey, I gotta meet some of your friends some time 
		soon.

				Tom
		Sure, we’ll set something up.....you want a ride 
		home?

				Julie:
		Thanks, but I’m actually going to stay here for a 
		little bit....I have to look something up....maybe 
		see you later?

				Tom
			(smiles)
		Forsure.

				Julie
			(waves/smiles)
		Bye.

Julie goes back towards the school, and Tom gets in his car, the scene 
ends when he shuts his car door.

CUT TO:

INT. TOM'S ROOM
Frank, Jon, Statler, and Tom are sitting around the television.

				Frank
		I miss Edmond coming around.

				Jon
		He’s done. His life is ruined, that chick has him 
		by the balls.

				Tom
		Thats gross.

				Jon
		No man, I’m serious...

DISSOLVES TO:

EXT. STRET
Edmond and Katie walking down a sidewalk, and her leash that has Edmond 
on one end is attached to his crotch.

				Jon (v.o)
		I was walking down the street the other day when I 
		turned around, and saw Edmond there....but she had 
		him by the balls....the guy is whipped man....WHIPPED.

CUT BACK TO:

				Tom
		Thats gross.

				Statler
		Guys I looked up in a dictionary that Hickeys are 
		not a sexual move.

				Frank
		I call bullshit.

				Jon
		And I second that.

				Statler
		Seriously here, they’re actually bad for you, so it 
		doesn’t count.

				Frank
		No man, you’re out.

				Jon
		Speaking about guys that are out....Tom, you may as 
		well join Statler in his club.

				Tom
		What?

CUT TO:

EXT. JULIE'S HOUSE
She is leaving his house and is seen getting in to her car, and backs 
out of the driveway.

CUT TO:
Tom’s room again.

				Tom
		What are you talking about?

				Jon
		Dude, we have the proof.

				Frank
		You had sex! And you don’t even have a girlfriend.

				Tom
			(defensive)
		How do you know that?

				Jon
		Because we’ve never even seen her yet. And that choir 
		chick was a bust.

				Statler
		What?

				Jon
		Yeah, she didn’t even exist.

				Statler
		Aww, weak dude.

CUT TO:

EXT.STREET-DAY
Julie driving in her car. She turns down a couple of streets.

CUT TO: Tom’s room, again.

				Tom
		Maybe I just haven’t been telling you guys anything.

				Frank
		Alright enough of this crap, Jon, here’s the tape.

				Jon
		We have the proof Tom, we told you that we did!

				Tom
		What?

				Frank
		We have proof that you screwed not one - but two 
		chicks at Statlers.

				Tom
		Um...no I didn’t.

				Jon
			(pressing play on VCR):
		Ok...then how do you explain.....THIS?

The tape begins to play, and it shows Tom, Amy and Stacy playing twister,
drunk in the bedroom at Statler’s the other night. On the tape it looks 
like they‘re having sex behind the bed because you cannot see the twister 
board.

				Tom
			(eyes widen)
		OH GOD.....

CUT TO:

EXT. JULIE'S HOUSE
Julie is pulling up on the driveway.

CUT TO:

Tom’s room, their all watching the video.

				Jon
		Congrads man, YOU DA MAN!!

				Tom
		When did you guys do this?

				Frank
		Um, when do you think?

				Tom
		Its not what it looks like though!

				Jon
		Oh, I’ll bet that.

				Tom
		But it is actually, kinda funny, from this view...!!

CUT TO:

EXT. TOM'S HOUSE
Julie RINGS the doorbell,

INT. LIVONG ROOM
TOM’S DAD gets up the answer the door.

				Tom’s Dad
		Well, hello there!

				Julie
			(smiling)
		Hi!

				Dad
		So, what can I do for you?

				Julie
		I was..wondering if Tom was around?

				Dad
		Yeah, yea he’s upstairs. Hang on I’ll call him

				Julie
		No, no...thats ok. Can I surprise him?

				Dad
		Well, sure.

				Julie
		Thanks

Julie begins making her way up the stairs, BUT Tom’s Dad stops her by 
asking her a question.

				Dad
		Oh, what was your name?

				Julie
		Its Julie.

				Dad:
		Ah, nice name. You know, Tom talks about you all 
		the time to me.

				Julie
			(turns around, facing Tom‘s Dad)
		Really?

CUT TO:

TOM'S ROOM - where Frank, Tom and Jon are laughing at the tape because 
it looks like something that its not.

CUT BACK:
Tom’s Dad talking to Julie.

				Julie
		Yeah, I work at the Shell station on Pembina.

				Tom’s Dad
		Oh, okay. Well look I better not keep you long.
		But trust me, Tom speaks highly about you and 
		says he always has you on his mind.

				Julie
		Wow...

				Tom’s Dad
		Just don’t tell him I told you that.

				Julie
			(laughs)
		No problem.

CUT TO:
TOM'S ROOM - the guys are still watching the footage of the Twister game.
JULIE ENTERS THE ROOM....

				Julie
		Hi Tom!

				Tom
			(while laughing)
		Oh, hey Julie.

Julie sees the television.

Tom looks at the television and then back at Julie.

				TOM
			(again)
		Oh, hey - Julie!!!!

				Julie
			(confused):
		Tom whats going on?

				Tom
		Nothin, its not what it looks like!!

				Julie
		Really Tom? Because the date in the corner has 
		yesterday’s date on it.

				Tom
		No, Julie, I can explain!

				Julie
		Whatever Tom.

Julie exits the room and heads downstairs.

INT. HALL
Julie leaves the house.

INT. LIVING ROOM
Tom’s Dad gets up and looks out the front window.

INT. STIARS
Tom, who runs down the front stairs, and out the door.

EXT. TOM'S HOUSE
Its raining now, and Tom is getting soaked.

				Tom
			(yelling to Julie)
		Julie!! Hang on! Wait!!! I can explain. 
		I can EXPLAAAAIN!!!!!

Julie pulls away rapidly and Tom is left in near tears outside in the 
rain. He turns around with his head down to go inside, and smokes his 
head on the door because it was shut. He opens it, and then goes inside

CUT TO:

INT. HALL
Frank, Statler, and Jon run down the stairs.

				Statler
		Haha, tough break dude.

				Frank
		Man, who was that?

				Jon
		Dude she’s smokin’ hot....you screwin her?

				Tom
			(angered/frustrated)
		Guys, get out.

				Frank
		What?

				Tom
		Get out guys....get out.

				Frank
		Why man?

				Statler
		He wants to keep that girl a secret too.

				Tom
		Guys, before I lose it, please just (yells) LEAVE.

				Jon
		Whatever man.

Frank, Jon, and Statler leave.

Tom shuts the front door, turns around and crouches by the door.

MONTAGE
Flashbacks go through Tom’s mind.

*Tom pulling out and almost hitting Julie)
*Julie outside the car at her house)
*Julie and Tom walking around at The Forks)
*Julie pulling Tom in to her apartment)

Camera goes back to Tom, who is against his front door on the inside

(Fades slowly to black)

CUT TO:

INT. CAFFETERIA
Frank and Jon are in the cafeteria)

				Frank
		Guys, you think it might have been a bad idea for 
		this whole bet thing?

				Jon
		Fuck no! I haven’t got laid yet.

				Frank
		Yeah that’s because your chick doesn’t know the 
		meaning of getting laid!

				Jon
		Hey fuck you, dick-face, at least my girl’s got 
	the looks.

				Frank
		Yeah but thats about it.

				Jon
			(Pause)
		....Yeah, good point.

				Frank
		I dont know guys, I think this whole thing was 
		stupid, its only got us in trouble.

				Jon
		Go tell Dr. Laura, I’m sure she’d have a good 
		time bitching at you.

				Frank
		Dammit Sean, this is serious. Tom and I have 
		been pals since like grade two. Fuck if something 
		I did one night when I was half drunk is going 
		to stop me.

Statler approaches them from behind, with Julie on his arm.

				Statler
		Hey guys.

Frank and Jon turn around, stunned to see Julie.

				Frank
		Sean, what the hell?

				Statler
		Oh, sorry this is Julie, we met the other night.

				Jon
		How could you guys....?

				Statler
		Hey if you see Tom around, tell him he’s a 
		worthless piece of scum. He hurt Julie and 
		that made her sad. I would never treat Julie 
		that way and you all would know that.

Julie is slightly in front of Statler, and Statler jumps up and down 
excited like he wants to screw Julie. Julie turns around and he 
immediately stops.

				Frank
		Sean, you’re a twisted-
			(cut off)

				Statler
		Hey Julie, want to go for some fries?

				Julie
		Yeah sure.

Statler waves to Frank and Jon.

				Statler
		Bye guys!!

Statler and Julie walk away.

				Frank
		Thats bullshit man.

				Jon
		How can we stop him?

				Frank
		Dude....I got an idea.

CUT TO:

INT. HALLWAY/SCHOOOL
Tom is at his locker. He grabs a few books, puts them in his bag, 
and closes the locker. As he turns to go away, the hallway is 
crowded and he runs in to Julie, who is with Statler.

				Tom
		Sorry - oh..

				Julie
		Hi Tom.

				Statler
		Yeah, hi Tom!

				Tom
			(confused)
		What the??

				Statler
		Good catch man!! See yah later!

				Tom
		What the? Julie can you call me?? Julie just 
		call me ok?

Julie ignores Tom and keeps walking with Statler.

Tom turns to go the other way, when Frank and Jon take Tom aside down 
the hall.

CUT TO:

OTHER AREA 
in slightly less crowded hallway. Frank and Jon are talking 
with Tom.

				Frank
		K you just gotta listen.

				Tom
		What?

				Jon
		Seriously here, you gotta listen to this. Now we 
		know Statler is apparently going out with Julie.

				Tom
		Unfortunatly.

				Frank
		But we have a huge idea that could end the says 
		of the Stat-Meister.

				Tom
		How?

				Jon
		Can you skip last class?

				Tom
		Sure...

				Frank
		Ok meet us by the back stairs...I’ll be waiting i
		n my car.

				Tom
		Okay.

				Frank
Don’t be late!

Shows Frank and Jon head off down the hall.

EXT. SCHOOL

Tom is shown getting inside the car

				Frank
			(front inside the car)
		This is gunna rock!!

Car squeals out of the parking lot.

CUT TO:
EXT. STATLERS HOUSE
Frank, Tom, and Jon walk up to the door.

				Tom
		How you going to get inside?

Frank pulls out a key.

				Tom
			(continuing, shocked)
		Where’d you get that!?

				Frank
		I got my sources...

Frank looks at Jon, Jon nods back at him assuring.

CUT TO:
INT. STATLER'S HOUSE
The boys enter

				Jon
		Now the fun begins....

Frank pulls out a bag full of sound recording devices, whoopee cushions, 
and other pranks. Tom smiles and the dig in to the mix

MONTAGE
*Frank is seen putting whoopee cushions under pillows on beds
*Tom is seen putting recording devices between matresses
*Jon is seen putting shaving cream in the pillowcase

CUT TO:
LIVING ROOM
Tom, Frank, and Jon, they high five, as the camera cuts to NIGHT TIME

CUT TO:
EXT. STATLER'S HOUSE
Statler and Julie are walking up the stairs to Statler’s house

				Statler
		So then I said to him, “Why don’t you just GO! 
		Hahahaha!!! 
			(sarcastic laugh)

				Julie
			(Laughs)

				Statler
		Welcome....to the Stat-Meister’s pad....

				Julie
			(entering door)
		Thanks..

				Statler
		Here I’ll take your jacket.

				Julie
		I’m not wearing a jacket.
		
				Statler
		Well then I’ll take your shirt!

				Julie
			(slight laugh)

				Statler
		So how long have you lived here now?

				Julie
		About th-

				Statler
		You know what, its too cold down here, why don’t 
		we go upstairs where its more hot...

CUT TO:
STATLER'S ROOM, upstairs.

Statler goes up the stairs and leaps on his bed, where he hears a loud 
farting noise....he looks up at the camera.

				Statler
			(shocked)
		What the....?

Julie makes her way up the stairs.

Statler goes to the washroom, and closes the door.

				Julie
			(now in Statler’s room)
		Sean, you there?

				Statler
		Be right out!!

Suddenly as Statler leans on the door, he triggers a button on a 
recorded device. The device begins to play on a speaker in from the 
bathroom. It is loud recording noises of a girl moaning.

				Julie
		Statler what is that?

				Statler
		Nothing!!! Nothing its nothing I dunno.

				Julie
		Are you sure?

				Statler
			(finding the speaker)
		Yes!!

Statler cuts the wires on the speaker.

				Julie
		I’m going to wait out here...

				Statler
		That would be a very good idea.

Statler sits on shower curtain on the bath, and another whoopee 
cushion goes off

				STATLER
		Ahhhhhh!

Statler opens the bathroom door to discover Julie lying down on the bed

				Statler
			(slowly going crazy from being frustrated)
		Well well...you’ve finally found your place.

Statler goes over to the bed and flops down on it, only to have a ton 
of shaving cream blast out of his pillow all over Julies face.

				Statler
		Whoa, shit!

				Julie
			(waking up)
		What the hell?!?!?!!!!

				Statler
		I can explain!!

				Julie
		Can you?

				Statler
		No actually, I can’t.

A door is heard opening downstairs.

				STATLER
		Oh shit...

				Stacy (o.s)
		Statler, we’re baaack!

				Amy
		Yeah we got those flavored condoms!!!

				Statler
		Flavored..what?????

Amy and Stacy run in to the room wearing very revealing clothing.

				Statler
		Holy shit.

				Julie
		Statler who are these people?

				Amy
		We met Statler in a cyber chat room.

				Julie
		Cyber chat....what????

				Statler
			(Crazy laugh)

More noise is heard from downstairs.

				Laurie (o.s)
			Sean you here? Sean?

				Statler
		Shhhh... K you girls can’t talk right now.

				Amy
		Why not?

				Stacy
		Yeah it was gunna be the three of us but I 
		wouldn’t mind a fourth..

Laurie comes in to Statler’s room

				Laurie
		Statler....what the hell?

				Statler
			(More crazy laugh)

				Julie
		I’m out of here.

Julie leaves, pissed off.

				Statler
		I can explain everything.

				Amy
		Oh, I don’t think you need to...

				Stacy
		Exactly.

				Statler
			(nervous):
		What?

				Amy
		Stacy get it out.

				Stacy
		You got it.

				Amy
		See you’ve been playing with too many girls, 
		Statler. And NOW its caught up with you.

				Stacy
			(holding a whip)
		And now you’re going to pay for it....

Laurie hits the lights.

CUT TO:

EXT. STATLERS HOUSE-NIGHT

				STATLER (o.s)
			(screaming)
		AAAUUUGGGHHH!!!

CUT TO:

INT. TOM'S ROOM-DAY
Tom is in his room. His phone rings.

				Tom
			(picking up phone)
		Hello?

				Frank
		Hey dude.

				Tom
		Hey..

				Frank
		Feeling any better?

				Tom
		Well, not really, I mean I haven’t talked to Julie 
		in a while, I kinda miss her...

				Frank
		Come on over.

				Tom
		What?

				Frank
		I said come on over...seriously.

				Tom
		Man, I really don’t feel like that right now

				Frank
		Trust me man.

				Tom
		Alright, I’ll be right there.

Tom hangs up the phone, leaves his room.

CUT TO:
INT. CAR-DAY
Tom looks on the sidewalk, only to see Edmond on a leash, walking on 
his hands and knees, with Katie dressed in black walking him.

				Tom
			(rolling eyes)
		That twisted teen....

Tom arrives at Frank’s house, and gets out of the car and knocks at 
the door.

Julie opens the door.

				Julie
			(smiling)
		Hi Tom!

				Tom
		What the?

CUT TO:
INT .FRANKS HOUSE
Frank, Jon, Julie, and Tom are sitting around in the living room

				Tom
		Ok, so I’m real confused...whats going on?

				Jon
		Well we all know Statler is a dick.

				Tom
		Yeah...

				Jon
		So the other nig-
			(cut off)

				Frank:
		The other night, I was acting just as stupid.

Tom turns to Frank,

				Jon
		What?
	
				Frank
		Jon you don’t have to cover this up. It was my fault.

				Tom:
		What do you mean?

				Frank
		I was stupid...I got some crazy idea when I was 
		drunk the other day, that I could go videotape 
		what you were doing in the room with those chicks 
		the other day.

				Tom
		Stacy and Amy?

				Frank
		Yeah. So it was funny at the time, but we just had bad 
		timing...on Julie’s part.

				Tom
			(uneasy around Julie)
		No kidding...

				Frank
		So once you guys were finished in that room afterwards,
		I went in again with the camera....and I shot this.

Jon turns on the TV, and pressed play on the VCR.

On the television, it shows shots of the Twister board and spinner on 
the ground on the other side of the bed.

				Frank
		See, we didn’t get this far in to the tape, and 
		from what we saw at first, it looked like you 
		three were having some wild party.

				Tom
		No we weren’t.

				Frank
		I know that now....and so does Julie.

Tom turns to Julie

				Tom
		Julie, is this true?

				Julie
		Yeah....I flipped out the other day because I knew 
		you and I had something special...I even talked to 
		your dad about it.

				Tom
		MY dad??

				Julie
			(slight laugh)
		Don’t worry about it. but I’m sorry that I freaked 
		on you, and I would really like another chance?

				Tom
		Well sure, but, how do you explain doing out with Statler?

				Frank
		I got this one too...Julie noticed around school 
		that Statler was being a complete jackass, hitting 
		on all the girls he could.

				Julie
		I hate people with an ego, and his was so huge, 
		I had to let something happen to him so he could 
		cool that ego down.

				Jon
		So the other day at lunch, Julie gave us the KEY 
		to get in to Statler’s house.

				Frank
		Hence the reason for all those pranks.

				Tom
		What actually went on there?

				Julie
		I could show you....

Julie puts in a new tape, and presses play

The tape shows footage of Statler with Julie, Amy, Stacy, and Laurie 
all around him while he had shaving cream all over his face.

				Tom
			(laughs)
		Thats priceless!

				Julie
		So...yeah thats the whole story....

				Frank
		Hey we’ll give you two a couple mins here...

				Jon
		Ok see ya later Frank.

				Frank
		Dumbass, that means you too.

				Jon
		Ah......
			(now realizing what he meant)
		OHH...my bad.

Frank and Jon leave the room.

				Julie
		K Tom....I’m really sorry about freaking out the 
		other day...

				Tom
		I’m sorry too....I didn’t mean for any of that to 
		happen, at least not that way. (pause) I knew you 
		and I had something special between us. So we’re 
		back together now?

				Julie
		Yes.

				Tom
		Great, thats awesome!

				Julie
		But wait....

				Tom
		But wait...but wait is never good, whats up?

				Julie
			(tearing up)
		I know, I know this is going to suck..

				Tom
		What, tell me anything Julie you can trust me.

				Julie
			(sighs)
		Well....my Dad got another job transfer....

				Tom
		....what....?

				Julie
		He’s going away to Brandon Mb to work for the 
		Electrician company out there...

				Tom
		Well there is an extra room at my house, you know, 
		haha, you could stay there.

				Julie
		My Dad needs me, Tom. He’s alone as it is right now.

				Tom
		Right. You’re right, I gotta respect that.

				Julie
		But....I’d be willing to give it a shot, long distance....
		if you’d be willing to do the same thing?

				Tom
			(pause)
		.....yeah....yeah, sure why not. I mean, if its 
		something we both want, why wouldn’t it work out, right?

				Julie
		It’ll be all good...we jut can’t do all that kinky 
		stuff whenever we feel like it.

				Tom
			(laughs)
		True...but I’ll always be thinking of you....

Tom and Julie kiss, the camera goes up close, and as we pan away from 
that, Julie and Tom are at the outside of the bus station, where Julie 
is going to be leaving.

Frank and Jon are seen in the background.

				Julie
		Well, Tom....I think this is it....

				Tom
		No way Julie....this is just the beginning....
		of a lot of good things to come....

				Julie
		You’re right.
			(sighs)
		Well, I’ll call you as quickly as I can, ok?

				Tom
		Sounds good. (pause) I’ll miss ya.

				Julie
		I’ll miss you so much too Tom...you mean a lot to me.

Tom and Julie hug one final time.

Julie backs up, waves by to Frank and Jon, as the camera pans downwards, 
we realize that Edmond is there too on a leash on his hands and knees, 
waving bye.

Julie gets on the bus, and it pulls away.

Tom walks over to Frank, Jon and Edmond

				Tom
		Well guys?

				Frank
		Thats gotta be tough man.

				Jon
		Well who won?

				Tom
		What?

				Jon
		Who won our little bet? Who didn’t get laid?

				Tom
		You know what Jon? Who cares...as long as all of 
		us are happy....what does it really matter?

				Jon
		YYEAAAAA!!

				Frank
		What the hell?

				Jon
		I got laid too!!

				Frank
		Um...buddy?

				Jon
		What?

				Frank
		We’ve never even met your girlfriend.

				Tom
		Who is she anyways?

				Jon
		Um, what?

				Frank
		Jon does your chick even exist?

				Jon
		Yes, she does, I swear!

				Frank
		Whatever man....hey, Edmond, did you ever get laid?

				Edmond:
			(BARKS like a dog)

				Katie
		That means no.

Tom gives a shocked look

				Tom
		Whoa, that's twisted.

				Frank
		So when you wanna go?

				Tom
		Go?

				Frank
		Do you realize what this long distance relationship 
		thing can mean?

				Jon
		Aww, yeah, dude its only a couple hours, but shit 
		that’ll be awesome!

				Tom
		What are you guys getting at...?

				Frank/Tom
		ROADTRIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CUT TO BLACK

CUE CREDITS

MIDWAY THROUGH CREDITS:

Shows Frank, Jon, Tom, Edmond, and Katie still outside the bus station

				Frank
		Hey, dudes, we’re all here...well, Edmond kind of is...

Edmond whines like a dog
Katie slaps his back and he stops whining

				Jon
		Except....

				Tom
		Hey, yeah...where did Statler end up?

CUT TO:
Amy, Stacy, and Laurie.

Statler is tied up on a bed

				Amy
		Who do you think you are?

				Statler
		Sean Sta-

Stacy hits him across the face

				Stacy
		Did I give you permission to talk, BITCH?

Statler screams, as we

CUT TO BLACK

Roll the rest of the credits, with Like A Virgin playing in the background.

First draft completed by Chris Reid
October 5th, 2003