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THE LunchROOM

Episode 1.07
"Politically Incorrect"

WRITTEN BY
Bruce Snyder

CREATED BY
Bruce Snyder

CAST LIST

		Will Cooper.................................
		Joel Mayberry...............................
		Brian Vandele...............................
		Brock Warner................................
		Reicther....................................
		Casey Jennings..............................

 
GUEST CAST LIST

		Chris Hughes................................
		Rene David.................................. 
		Carmella David.............................. 
		KKK Leader.................................. 
		KKK #1...................................... 
		KKK #2......................................
    		Young Will Cooper........................... 
		Young Rene David............................
		KKK #3...................................... 
		KKK #4......................................                                                            
		KKK #5...................................... 
		KKK #6......................................  
		KKK #7...................................... 
		KKK #8......................................  
		KKK #9...................................... 





     Copyright  Bruce Snyder 

     TEASER:
     
     EXT. HOUSE  OUT IN THE COUNTRY  EARLY EVENING

     The sun is just sitting. An OLD BLACK MAN is sweeping 
     his driveway. An old pickup truck slowly pulls up to 
     him. When the car stops, the old man walks up to the 
     driver's side. The window slowly rolls down to reveal 
     that the driver is KKK MEMBER.

     Oddly enough, both of them act like nothing's wrong.

				   KKK #1
                    Good evening, sir.

				   OLD MAN
                    Howdy.

				   KKK #1
                    I'm sorry to disturb you, but I 
                    seem to be lost.

				   OLD MAN
                    Oh, no problems. Where you trying 
                    to get to?

				   KKK #1
                    Centerville, Indiana.

				   OLD MAN
                    Well, you don't need to worry. All 
                    you have to do is to follow this 
                    road for a few miles more.

				   KKK #1
                    Just follow the road?

				   OLD MAN
                    Yep.

				   KKK #1
                    Well, thank you so much for the 
                    help.

				   OLD MAN
                    Your welcome.

     Without, rolling up the windows, the truck slowly begins 
     to drive off. But before it goes too far, it quickly 
     breaks and begins to back up. The truck returns to spot.

				   KKK #1
                    I forgot something.

				   OLD MAN
                    What'd you forget?

				   KKK #1
                    Go back to Africa!

     The truck quickly speeds forward. The man seems shocked 
     at this.

     OPENING CREDIT SEQUENCE:

     Marvin Gaye's "Ain't That Peculiar" plays over the 
     credits.

     AFTER CREDITS:

     INT. RENE'S HOUSE  LIVING ROOM  NIGHT

     Rene sits on the couch, watching TV. She laughs at 
     something on it. CARMELLA, her mother, walks in.

					   CARMELLA
                     Jesus Christ.

					   RENE
                     Hey, mom.

     Carmella goes and sits by her daughter.

					   CARMELLA
                     Hey, babe.

					   RENE
                     Bad day?

     Carmella lets out a dry laugh.

					   CARMELLA
                     Understatement of the fucking 
                     century, honey.

     She sighs.

					   CARMELLA
                     Rene...would you like to get your 
                     mother a beer?

    Rene gives her a look.

					   CARMELLA
                     Hey, I tried.

    She gets up and leaves.

					   CARMELLA (O.S.)
                     So, how's everything?

					   RENE
                     Just peachy.

    Carmella re-enters with a beer. She sits back down.

					   RENE
                     Something interesting happened the 
                     other day.
 
					   CARMELLA
                     Oh, yeah? What?

					   RENE
                     Remember, Will?

					   CARMELLA
                     Yeah.

					   RENE
                     Well, during math class he held my 
                     hand.

     Carmella opens her beer.

					   CARMELLA
                     Held your hand?

					   RENE
                     For about six seconds.

					   CARMELLA
                     Wow.

     Rene smiles in embarrassment.

					   RENE
                    It's nothing big. I don't even 
                    think he even noticed.

					   CARMELLA
                    He didn't noticed it the whole six 
                    seconds?

					   RENE
                    Could be. He is a little slow.

					   CARMELLA
                    He likes he.

					   RENE
                    Mom, have you been drinking?

					   CARMELLA
                    Of course not. This is my first 
                    beer in three hours.

     Rene laughs.

					   CARMELLA
                    Face it, Rene. This pimply little 
                    teenager has a crush on you.

     Rene ponders the idea.

     INT. SHAKE SHOP  SAME

     Will, Joel, Brian, and Brock sit at a booth. In 
     the booth next to theirs, sit Reicther and Casey. They 
     are all eating.

					   JOEL
                    Isn't it ironic?

					   WILL
                    What's ironic?

					   JOEL
                    Well, at school all we do is sit 
                    around the lunchroom and eat.

     Brief pause.

					   BRIAN
                    What's your point?

					   JOEL
                    Well, it's the weekend. And here we 
                    are, sitting in a small diner, 
                    eating and talking.

     Everyone continues to eat, not understanding what Joel 
     says.

					   REICTHER
                    I still don't see where you're 
                    coming from.

					   JOEL
                    We do the same thing day in, day 
                    out.

     Pause.

					   CASEY
                    Oh! I get it.

     EXT. ROAD  ACROSS TOWN  NIGHT

     It's a clear and quiet night. We can hear the sound of 
     an owl. For a few seconds nothing happens. They 
     suddenly, about TWENTY KKK MEMBERS appear. They walk 
     down the street. Some have torches, others don't.

     Leading the group is KKK #1, from before. It appears 
     that he is there leader. He stops them and turns to 
     them.

					   KKK LEADER
                    Fellow brothers! We have reached 
                    yet another town. Let us rid them 
                    of the evils of niggers and Jews!

     The crowd shouts in agreement.

					   KKK LEADER
                    We will meet back here in a hour!

     Everyone then heads off in different directions.

     INT. SHAKE SHOP  SAME

     Everyone is pretty much done eating.

					   WILL
                    Okay. I need to tell you guys 
                    something and I want you to hear it 
                    from me, not some dickhead from 
                    school.

     Slight pause. The group listens in.

					   WILL
                    The other day. Me and Rene...we had 
                    a moment.

     Everyone remains silent.

					   WILL 
                    If you have something say, now's 
                    the time. Because I'm not 
                    discussing this again.

     The guys look at each other.

					   BRIAN
                    What kind of moment was this?

					   WILL
                    I grabbed her hand and ended up 
                    holding it for a good couple of 
                    seconds.

					   CASEY
                    What she think about it?

					   WILL
                    Don't know. Hell, I don't even 
                    think she noticed it.

					   REICTHER
                    What do you think about?

					   WILL
                    Me?

     Will thinks about it.

					   WILL 
                    Wasn't bad. Wasn't bad at all.

     EXT. ROAD  AN HOUR LATER

     The KKK Leader stands. Slowly each of the twenty members 
     return.

					   KKK LEADER
                    Ah, welcome back my brothers. Now, 
                    as a group we must rid the evils of 
                    the niggers!

					   KKK #2
                    Um, sir.

					   KKK LEADER
                    What is it, brother?

					   KKK #2
                    There are none.

					   KKK LEADER
                    What?

					   KKK #2
                    They don't got any.

					   KKK LEADER
                    Not one?

     KKK #2 shakes his head.

					   KKK LEADER
                    Well, that's okay. I'm a little 
                    disappointed, but it's okay. Forget 
                    the blacks...let's go after the 
                    Jews!

     The crowd shouts in agreement. KKK #3 stops the 
     celebration.

					   KKK #3
                    Wait, wait. Hold the phone there, 
                    chief.

					   KKK LEADER
                    What?

					   KKK #3
                    They got none.

					   KKK LEADER
                    None?

     KKK Leader begins to think.

					   KKK LEADER
                    They got no Jews or blacks? What, 
                    is this town racist or something?

     EXT. SIDEWALK  SAME

     Will, Joel, Brian, Brock, Reicther, and Casey are 
     walking down the sidewalk.

					   JOEL 
                    See my theory on the whole thing, 
                    is that Han never really correctly 
                    translated what Chewbacca said. 
                    Like when the princess calls him a 
                    walking carpet, I always thought he 
                    called a stuck up bitch, but Han 
                    told them differently.

					   WILL
                    What's it matter, what Chewbacca 
                    said? 

					   JOEL
                    It matters to me. The viewer. I 
                    paid to see Star Wars, and damn it, 
                    I want answers.

     Just then, CHRISTOPHER 'CHRIS' HUGHES turns the corner. 
     He stops and notices.

     Chris talks with a thick British accent.

					   CHRIS
                    Oh, hello.

					   WILL
                    Oh, hi.

					   CHRIS
                    I'm new around here. My name is 
                    Christopher Hughes. Chris, for 
                    short.

					   WILL
                    Hi, Chris. I'm Will.

     They shake hands. Reicther takes notice of Chris's 
     accent.

					   REICTHER
                    What's wrong with your voice.

					   WILL
                             (annoyed)
                    Will someone please hit him for me?

     At the same time, Casey hits Reicther in the arm, Brock 
     kicks his shin, and Joel hits him the in the back of the 
     head.

					   REICTHER
                    Ow, ow and OWWW!!!

					   CHRIS
                    Charming little bloat, ain't he?

					   WILL
                    That was Reicther.
                           (points to who 
                            he says)
                    That's Brian Vandele. That's Joel 
                    Mayberry. That's Brock Warner. And 
                    that fat bastard, we call two tons 
                    of fun.

					   CASEY
                    Or Casey Jennings for short.

					   BROCK
                    So...I guess...your from England.

					   CHRIS
                    Born and raised.

					   BRIAN
                    Then what the hell are you doing in 
                    Indiana?

					   CHRIS
                    I heard you guys had race cars, so 
                    I wanted check them out.

     					   REICTHER
                    Who are they?

     Everyone turns, to look across the street. We see TWO 
     KKK MEMBERS. They stand and talk. They don't notice 
     anyone at first. Then, one of them looks up and notices 
     the guys. He tabs his friend on the shoulder, and he 
     looks two. They freak out and run.

					   WILL
                    Well, I lot of the jocks are at a 
                    costume party at teen center.

     Everyone, except for Chris, nods in agreement. Chris 
     watches them run. He seems uneasy.

     EXT. ROAD  SAME

     All of the KKK are now sitting on the ground, thinking.

					   KKK LEADER
                    What about Mexicans?

					   KKK #4
                    Already checked.

					   KKK #5
                    I saw a few hillbillies around.

					   KKK LEADER
                    Nah, too easy.

					   KKK #6
                    Do we hate Italians? I forget.

     Everyone carefully thinks about this.

					   KKK #7
                    I don't think we do-

					   KKK #2
                    Does anyone have a list of the 
                    people we hate?

     Suddenly, KKK #8 and 9 (the ones who were standing at 
     the corner) appear.

					   KKK #8
                    Good news.

					   KKK LEADER
                    What? What is it?

					   KKK #9
                    We found a black.

     Everyone begin seems excited.

					   KKK LEADER
                    Where was he?

					   KKK #9
                    He was near the Shake Shop.

     KKK Leader stands.

					   KKK LEADER
                    Brothers, let us rise. For we have 
                    found the evil...and now we must 
                    eliminate it.

     Everyone shouts in agreement. They all stand up and in a 
     group they all begin to march down the road.

     INT. PLAYGROUND  DAY (RENE'S DREAM)

     A very young Rene is swinging on the swing set. She is 
     laughing and smiling, having the time of her life. Out 
     of the blue, a young Will walk in front of her.

					   YOUNG WILL
                    I'm coming, Brian. Just wait a 
                    gosh darn 

     Young Rene swings into Young Will. Will is thrown back a 
     few feet. Young Rene sees this, and stops. She runs over 
     to Young Will.

					   YOUNG RENE
                    Are you okay?

					   YOUNG WILL
                    I can't feel my legs. Is that good?

					   YOUNG RENE
                    Can you feel any pain?

					   YOUNG WILL
                    No.

					   YOUNG RENE
                    Then, yeah. It's a good sign.

					   YOUNG WILL
                    I remember you.

					   YOUNG RENE
                    Really? Cause I don't remember you.

					   YOUNG WILL
                    Remember when we were playing dodge 
                    ball in gym? You threw the ball at 
                    my stomach so hard that I passed 
                    out.

					   YOUNG RENE
                    Really? Oh, I'm sorry.

					   YOUNG WILL
                    It's okay. I got to home for the 
                    rest of the day.

     INT. RENE'S HOUSE  LIVING ROOM  PRESENT

     Rene is sleeping on the couch. Quickly she awakes from 
     her dream. She looks around. She sees her mom sleeping 
     in the armchair.

					   RENE
                    That was weird.

     EXT. SIDEWALK  SAME

     All of the Group, plus Chris are walking down the 
     sidewalk.

					   CHRIS
                    See in our country, things are very 
                    different. Our humor is different. 
                    Our fashion is different.

					   CASEY
                    Isn't true that fag means cigarette?

					   CHRIS
                    ...Yeah.

     Casey giggles.

					   CASEY
                    That's funny.

					   REICTHER
                             (very calmly)
                    Hey, look. It's the KKK.

     Everyone looks forward. The KKK mob is marching down the 
     street, toward the guys.

					   WILL
                    Holy fucking shit!

					   JOEL
                    It is the KKK!

					   BRIAN
                    Whadda think they want?

     They begin to think. Chris seems insulted. They 
     all slowly turn their heads toward Chris.

					   WILL
                    Don't worry guys. I got a plan.

     Everyone listens in. Will then turns and runs like hell. 
     They all do the same.

					   KKK #2
                    There they are. GET THEM!

     The KKK mob now begin to run after them.

     INT. NIGHTCLUB  NIGHT (RENE'S DREAM)

     On the stage. We can see Rene, dressed up. Over on the 
     side of the stage, Will is sitting on a small chair, 
     playing guitar. After a few seconds we realize that he 
     is playing Diana Krall's "Fever." Rene starts in.

					   RENE
                             (singing)
                    My love, My love is mountain side.
                    So firm, so firm it calm the tide.

     Rene makes her way over to Will.

					   RENE
                             (singing)
                    My love for you is a mountain side.
                    It stands for firm it can calm the tide.
                    That's why my love, my love is mountain 
                    side.

     Rene leans in and begins to whisper something into 
     Will's ear.

     INT. RENE'S HOUSE  KITCHEN  NIGHT

     Rene is sleeping, with her head down on the kitchen 
     table. It quickly jerks up, as she awakes.

					   CARMELLA (O.S.)
                    Rene?

     Her mother, Carmella enters.

					   CARMELLA
                    Honey, are you okay?

					   RENE
                    Mom...I just had dream where I was 
                    nightclub singer.

     Carmella hugs her daughter.

					   CARMELLA
                    Don't worry, baby. It's gonna be 
                    okay.

					   RENE
                    Mom, it wasn't bad or anything.

     Carmella lets go.
	
					   RENE
                    Just weird.

     Carmella reaches into her pocket and pulls out a few 
     pills.

					   CARMELLA
                    Here, these will help you sleep.

					   RENE
                    What are they?

					   CARMELLA
                    Oh, it doesn't matter. Just take 
                    them.

     Rene rolls her eyes. She stands up and leaves. When she 
     is gone, Carmella looks both ways before taking them and 
     swallowing them.

     EXT. POST OFFICE  NIGHT

     It's dark and empty. Suddenly Will, Chris, and Reicther 
     appear and hide behind the building. They're all out of 
     breath.

					   WILL
                    Oh shit!

					   CHRIS
                    What the HELL is the KKK doing 
                    here!?

					   REICTHER
                    Well duh, they're after you.

					   CHRIS
				     (sarcastically)
                    Really? No shit.

					   WILL
                    We don't normally have the KKK 
                    roaming around here, Chris.

					   REICTHER
                    Wait!

					   WILL
                    What?

					   REICTHER
                    Where are the others?

     The three look around in every which direction.

     EXT. SIDEWALK  SAME

     On the grass part of the sidewalk we can see Brock, 
     Joel, and Brian. Brock and Joel are hiding behind two 
     big trees, while Brian is behind a shrub.

					   BROCK
                    Here they come!

					   JOEL
                    Remember. Don't move, don't make a 
                    sound, and if it's possible don't 
                    fucking breath.

     They all freeze up. On the street the mob of KKK walk 
     past but stop when the get where the guys are hiding.

					   KKK #3
                    Man, this is stupid. Running around 
                    town for one little black kid.

					   KKK LEADER
                    Well, what do you expect. He's like 
                    the only non white Christian in 
                    this town.

					   KKK #3
                    Can't we find someone else to 
                    eliminate?

					   KKK LEADER
                    Like who?

     The mob begins to think. This goes for about thirty 
     seconds.

     EXT. ANOTHER STREET  SAME

     Casey is all by himself. He slowly walks down a dark and 
     empty street.

					   CASEY
                    Guys?

     A dog howls.

					   CASEY
                    Ah, dang.

     EXT. SIDEWALK  SAME

     The KKK are still standing the street, thinking. We 
     notice that Brian has fallen asleep. Joel sees this, 
     and decides to wake him up by throwing a small rock at 
     him.

					   BRIAN
                    What the?

     Joel signals him to be quiet.

					   KKK #4
                    Asians! That's who we could get.

					   KKK #6
                    Hey, you know. I think they have 
                    some too.

     Brian becomes worried.

					   BRIAN
                    Stay away, you bastards!

     The KKK quickly turn to the shrub. Joel and Brock look 
     at Brian in great disbelief.

					   BRIAN
                    Run!!!

     Brock and Joel run as quick as the can. Brian hops up 
     and follows. The KKK are about to follow, but the Leader 
     stops them.

					   KKK LEADER
                    Leave them. They're no threat.

     EXT. POST OFFICE  SAME

     Will, Chris, and Reicther sit against the wall.

					   WILL
                    Did anything like this ever happen 
                    in England?

					   CHRIS
                    You mean getting chased around by a 
                    bunch of guys in bad ghost 
                    costumes?

     Brief pause.

					   CHRIS
                    Never really came up.

     Another pause.

					   CHRIS
                    There's something else I've got to 
                    mention.

					   WILL
                    What?

					   CHRIS
                    I'm Jewish as well.

					   WILL
                    So you're a double threat?

					   REICTHER
                    Plus he's British, so he's actually 
                    a triple threat.

     Chris seems annoyed.

					   WILL
                    Reicther, I'll hit you later. C'mon, 
                    guys.

     They all stand up.

					   CHRIS
                    Where are we going?

					   WILL
                    We've got to find the guys.

     They run off.

     EXT. ANOTHER STREET  SAME

     Brian, Joel, and Brock are walking. They seem out of 
     breath.

					   JOEL
                    What the hell possessed you to 
                    yell?

					   BRIAN
                    I'm sorry, Joel. I don't know what 
                    happened. I just felt insulted and 
                    needed to get back at them.

					   JOEL
                    Well you're not Asian, so don't see 
                    what honor you needed to defend.

     Brian and Brock seem confused.

					   BRIAN
                    It was about Cathy.

					   JOEL
                    What does Cathy have to do with 
                    yelling at the KKK?

					   BROCK
                    He doesn't know.

					   JOEL
                    Doesn't know what?

     Brian stops him.

					   BRIAN
                    You honestly don't know, Joel?

					   JOEL
                    What the hell are you guys talking 
                    about? I wanna know.

     Brock and Brian look at each other.

     EXT. ANOTHER STREET  SAME

     Casey walks all alone down a dark street. He is singing 
     a song, quietly to himself.

					   CASEY
                             (to himself)
                    I wanna know what love is!
                    I want you show me!

     Casey thinks.

					   CASEY
                    How did the rest of the song go?

     EXT. STREET CORNER  LATER

     Will, Chris, and Reicther stand at the corner.

					   WILL
                    Where the hell did those guys go?

					   REICTHER
                    Isn't there some kind of special 
                    British trick you do to find them, 
                    Chris?

					   CHRIS
                    I'm not fucking Batman, for 
                    Christ's sake.

					   WILL
                    This isn't the time to argue.

					   REICTHER
                    He started it.

					   CHRIS
                    Oh yeah, blame the British.

					   KKK #8 (O.S.)
                    There is!

					   WILL
                    Run!

     They run off, with the KKK Mob not too far behind.

     EXT. SIDEWALK  SAME

     Brian, Joel, and Brock are now sitting on the ground. 
     Joel seems stunned.

					   JOEL
                    Wow.

					   BROCK
                    Yeah.

					   JOEL
                    So it's...Cathy?

					   BRIAN
                    Yep.

     Joel thinks.

					   JOEL
                    Huh.

					   WILL (V/O)
                    Brian!

     Will, Chris, and Reicther run up to them.

					   BROCK
                    Hey, where have you guys been?

					   CHRIS
                    Well, we ran like bastards into the 
                    night 

					   WILL
                    - Then we ran around looking for 
                    you guys.

					   JOEL 
                    Hey, did you know that Brian is 
                    in love with Cathy?

					   WILL
                    Yeah. A long time ago.

					   JOEL
                    You already told him?

					   BRIAN
                    Sorry.

					   WILL
                    To be fair, I have know Brian 
                    since we were four.

					   JOEL
                    That doesn't matter. I'm still one 
                    of his best friends, I should have 
                    been told sooner. Who else knew 
                    before me?

     Brock, Will, and Reicther raise their hand. Then slowly, 
     Chris rises his hand. Joel seems so angry he doesn't 
     know what to say.

					   JOEL
                    HOW THE HELL DOES HE KNOW?! WE MET 
                    HIM TWO HOURS AGO!

					   WILL
                    Well, we had time to talk.

     Out of the darkness, a KKK member grabs each member of 
     the group. The KKK Leader steps in.

					   KKK LEADER
                    Boys, boys. You shouldn't be so 
                    loud. You don't want to make a 
                    disturbance.

					   WILL
                    Fuck you, you hood wearing bastard!

					   KKK LEADER
                    Stay out of it, kids. We just want 
                    the negro here.

					   CHRIS
                          (nodding his head 
                           toward Reicther)
                    Can't you take him instead? I think 
                    he's Irish.

					   REICTHER
                    That's not true. Ask anyone, I hate 
                    the Irish.

					   KKK LEADER
                    Shut up!

					   CHRIS
                    Mr. KKK...I think you should know 
                    something before you lynch me.

					   KKK LEADER
                    What's that?

					   CHRIS
                    I'm not fully black.

					   KKK LEADER
                    What?

					   CHRIS
                    I have a black father and a white 
                    mother. So technically I'm only 
                    half.

     All the KKK groan.

					   KKK #3
                    Oh, man.

					   KKK #6
                    This sucks.

					   KKK LEADER
                    Let the kids go.

     The KKK let them go.

					   WILL
                    You're letting us go?

					   KKK LEADER
                    We can't lynch a half black person. 
                    Cause he's half white and we're 
                    sure as hell not going to lynch 
                    white guy...even if he is half 
                    black. It like cancels each side 
                    out.

					   JOEL
                    That doesn't make sense.

					   KKK LEADER
                    Well, honestly. When have we done 
                    anything that makes sense?

     The Group nods their head agreement.

					   BROCK
                    True.

					   WILL
                    He's got us there.

     The KKK begin to walk away.

					   CHRIS
                    Are you guys leaving?

					   REICTHER
                    Yeah, don't you guys lynch someone 
                    before you leave?

					   KKK #4
                    There was no one to lynch.

					   KKK LEADER
                    Yeah, you guys need to learn to 
                    tolerate people.

					   BRIAN
                    Wait, what?

					   KKK LEADER
                    Your town is colorblind. All there 
                    is white people in this town, with 
                    the expectation of your friend here. 
                    And he's not totally black either. 
                    You guys need to learn to put race 
                    aside. You got look past a person's 
                    skin. You shouldn't think a person 
                    is thief or criminal just because 
                    their black.

					   KKK #5
                    Or think a person's smart because 
                    Asian.

     The Group seems stunned at what they said.

					   KKK LEADER
                    Well, we're off. We hear that the 
                    next town over has some dirty 
                    Mexicans.

     The KKK begin to walk away. The guys stand stunned.

					   JOEL
                    Did we just get a lesson about how 
                    not to be racist from the KKK?

     Pause.

					   WILL
                    Damn, I'm thirsty.

					   BRIAN
                    Let's go get something to drink.

					   BROCK
                    I think the VP might be opened.

     Everyone begins to walk away except for Chris.

					   CHRIS
                    Wait just one goddamn minute.

     They turn to Chris.

					   CHRIS
                    We were just chased around by the 
                    fucking KKK! And you guys are 
                    acting like nothing happen?!

					   REICTHER
                    It's best not to think about.

     Chris seems to be annoyed by the Group's stupidity.

					   WILL
                    Listen, Chris. You need to relax, a 
                    bit. Your in the United States. You 
                    got to realize that here, we just 
                    don't give a damn about certain 
                    things.

     Chris ponders.

					   CHRIS
                    Why, not. Let's get something to 
                    drink.

     They all begin to walk again.

					   WILL
                    You know, Chris. You should hang 
                    out with us more often.

					   CHRIS
                    Are you nuts? I almost got killed 
                    tonight.

					   WILL
                    Almost being the key word. We're 
                    all safe and sound now.

     EXT. STREET  SAME

     Casey is walking down another dark and empty street. He 
     seems tired. He still sings.

					   CASEY
                            (to himself)
                     Whenever I get scared,
                     I just whistle.

     He whistles. We watch him as he walks off.                         

                                                        FADE OUT.

     ("Keep On Rocking in the Free World" by Neil Young plays 
     over the credits.)
                           
                            END OF EPISODE





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