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Beavis & Butt-Head are not role models, they're not even human, they're cartoons. Some of the things they do may cause a person to hurt, arrested, possibly deported. So to put it another way. Don't try this at home. 'NEW!' Beavis & Butt-Head 'N' "Daria's Visit" By: Alex Based upon "Beavis & Butt-Head" Created by: Mike Judge Fade in- Beavis & Butt-Head walking down a sidewalk. Then a red car drives past them. Beavis- Hey Butt-Head, wasn't that diarrhea? Butt-Head- I think it was! They run after the car. Cut to: The inside of the car. Daria is driving, Jane is in the passenger side and Quein is in the back seat. Quein- Isn't this Highland Daria? Daria- Yes Quein. Remember? Guy central... I just hope those two-- Jane- (Interrupting) Who are those two guys chasing us? Daria- Please don't tell me that one of them has blond hair and the other has brown hair... Jane- Well... Brown and blond, sorry. Daria- Wow. I guess I have psychic powers. Quein- Who's that guy in the red shorts? He's cute! Daria- (Gets a "kind of" sad face) It's Beavis & Butt-head. Jane- They are... Daria- The dumbest and obnoxious two human beings can get. Quein Whatever Daria, I know your just keeping me from getting another boyfriend. Daria- Oh yes. That's what I'm doing... keep away from them you animal, stay away from them damn you, stay away. They stop at a stop sign. Then Beavis & Butt-Head run into the back of the car... The two idiots recuperate from their "run-in" and walk to the driver side window (it's rolled down). Butt-head- When you jump into, uh... some grass and you umm... fell something in your ass, Diarrhea, Diarrhea. Daria- Hello guys. Beavis- Diarrhea, cha, cha, cha! Diarrhea, cha, cha cha! Daria- What are you doing here? Butt-Head- We live here dumb-ass! Beavis- Yeah! Hmm, hmm, heh. Bung-hole! Quein is too lost in thought to realize what they're saying. She is in "love" with Butt-Head. Butt-Head- (Notices Quein) Uh huh, huh, huh, huh. Hey, Baby! Quein- .........huh? Oh! Hi! Butt-Head- Come to butt- Daria spins out and drives off before he can finish his sentence. Quein- Hey! What did you do that for? Daria- What are they doing here? Jane- I thought he cleared that up for you. Daria- I herd they died. Quein- He's hot! Cut to: Beavis & Butt-Head still on the road. Butt-Head- Huh, huh, huh, huh. She wants me! The funny thing is, is she really does! They start walking down the sidewalk. Beavis- Hmm, hmm, heh, heh. Aren't we supposed to work today? Butt-Head- Uh, huh, huh, huh, huh... Uhhhh, oh yeah! Cut to: Burger World. Beavis & Butt-Head are at the registers. A hot teenager walks up. Butt-Head- Uhhh, how can I do you?... uhhh, I mean what can I do for you. Hottie- Um. I'll have a cheeseburger and a small cherry cola. Butt-Head- Do you want fries? Hottie- Um, no. Butt-head- (Into the mike.) Ummm. A world burger, with uhhh, small fries, uhhh, oh yeah, no drink. Huh, huh, huh, huh, huh. She walks away. Then Daria, Jane & Quein walk up. Daria- Isn't it against this places health code let you keep working here? Butt-Head- Uhhhh. I don't know. Huh, huh, huh, huh. Jane- Ok, what if- Quein- (Interrupting) Hi! I'm Quein. What's your name? Butt-Head- Uhhhh. Butt-Head. Huh, huh, huh, huh, huh. Beavis runs in front of Butt-Head. Beavis- Yeah, and I'm Beavis. Hmm, hmm, heh, heh, heh. Quein- (Still talking to Butt-Head) Do you want to- Daria- (Interrupting and pushing Quein towards the door) Lets go eat some ware else. Cut to: inside Daria's car. Quein- What's your problem Daria, do you have a crush on him or something? Daria- Oh, yes. You keep your hands off him. We were made for each other I tell you. Jane- He's different from the other guy Quein usually likes. Daria- She's been confiened to the house. So she flirts with the first guy she sees after a long time. Cut to: Beavis & Butt-Head at the house. On the coutch. Beavis- You know. Every time we get yeled at, at work. I think it's because we don't work- Butt-Head smacks him Beavis- Ahhh! Butt-Head- Damn it Beavis! Shut the hell up, I'm trying to watch TV! Some one knocks at the door and Butt-Head goes to answer it. Cut to: the door. He opens it and Quein throws her arms around Butt-Head's neck. Butt-Head- Uh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh!!! Hey baby! Quein- Do you wanna go some ware? Butt-Head- Uhhhh. Ok. They walk out. Cut to: Quein and Butt-Head holding hands and walking off into the sunset with that weird music playing. (like other episodes of B 'n' B where Beavis & Butt-Head are walking on the sidewalk into the sunset) The End
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