Tim Talbott has posted his latest script online.
Tim Talbott, along with Malcolm Spellman, wrote (as The Robotard 8000) Balls Out which made the 2009 Black List.
Tim has posted on his site The Robotard 8000 his latest script, Die Screaming (pdf format).
Tim writes,
“I recently wrote this thing.
But no one cares.
So I’m gonna post it here for sh*ts and giggles.
For one day.
One day only.”
Man, what a cry for help.
Yes, I know I’m only giving in to his desperate cry for attention. But I thought, “what if I read the next morning that he’s found sitting in his closet, naked from the waist down with his mouse cord wrapped around his neck.”
Like you, I’d think, “I could have done something to prevent that.” Or, “Man, he really should have researched the finer points of auto-erotic asphyxiation…”
Now that I have done everything humanly possible in my power to prevent the aforementioned from happening, I’m going finish reading Die Screaming. – Don
5 Comments so far
1.
The Robotard 8000
March 28th, 2010 at 10:22 pm
Oh Don.
It’s not a cry for help. Not at all.
Just a script that I like and enjoyed writing that’s gotten no traction.
So I figured that perhaps some of the people who enjoyed BALLS OUT might enjoy reading it.
However, this doesn’t mean that I’m not gonna take a shot at your mouse-cord auto-erotic asphyxiation suggestion…
2.
Mr.Z
March 29th, 2010 at 10:41 am
Mr.Robotard: I tried to download this but Derek Hass says I’m too late in big red letters like he’s enjoying my misery.
How can I read this and whose d*ck do I have to suck? Thanks for your time.
3.
The Robotard 8000
March 29th, 2010 at 9:46 pm
No d*ck sucking required, Mr. Z.
Just send your emaill address to mongo@therobotard8000.com and I’ll see that you get a copy.
4.
Mr.Z
March 30th, 2010 at 10:34 am
Too late, I already got it… and I had to do terrible, unspeakable things.
5.
abebudi
May 11th, 2010 at 5:10 am
where’s the script?