Comments on: Discussion Board Back Up, but… http://www.simplyscripts.com/2008/04/03/discussion-board-temporarily-down/ 1000s of free, downloadable movie scripts and movie screenplays on the \'net. Searchable database of movie, television, radio, anime scripts, transcripts and plays. A screenwriter\'s resource. Fri, 16 May 2008 19:04:28 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.3 By: shawn http://www.simplyscripts.com/2008/04/03/discussion-board-temporarily-down/#comment-2484 shawn Wed, 14 May 2008 13:07:04 +0000 http://www.simplyscripts.com/2008/04/03/discussion-board-temporarily-down/#comment-2484 is the board down again? is the board down again?

]]> By: Chris Reid http://www.simplyscripts.com/2008/04/03/discussion-board-temporarily-down/#comment-2439 Chris Reid Fri, 04 Apr 2008 04:06:09 +0000 http://www.simplyscripts.com/2008/04/03/discussion-board-temporarily-down/#comment-2439 Ouch. It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Ouch.

It’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye.

]]> By: Michael http://www.simplyscripts.com/2008/04/03/discussion-board-temporarily-down/#comment-2438 Michael Fri, 04 Apr 2008 00:14:16 +0000 http://www.simplyscripts.com/2008/04/03/discussion-board-temporarily-down/#comment-2438 Just keep at it Zack. I'm sure that eventually Mike will begin to appreciate it. He may even pat you on the head. Just keep at it Zack. I’m sure that eventually Mike will begin to appreciate it. He may even pat you on the head.

]]> By: Zack http://www.simplyscripts.com/2008/04/03/discussion-board-temporarily-down/#comment-2437 Zack Thu, 03 Apr 2008 23:43:47 +0000 http://www.simplyscripts.com/2008/04/03/discussion-board-temporarily-down/#comment-2437 There's just no pleasing you Mike! There’s just no pleasing you Mike!

]]> By: Shelton http://www.simplyscripts.com/2008/04/03/discussion-board-temporarily-down/#comment-2436 Shelton Thu, 03 Apr 2008 23:40:46 +0000 http://www.simplyscripts.com/2008/04/03/discussion-board-temporarily-down/#comment-2436 1/10 Age still wrong and you stole my joke. 1/10

Age still wrong and you stole my joke.

]]> By: Zack http://www.simplyscripts.com/2008/04/03/discussion-board-temporarily-down/#comment-2435 Zack Thu, 03 Apr 2008 23:34:55 +0000 http://www.simplyscripts.com/2008/04/03/discussion-board-temporarily-down/#comment-2435 CUT TO- INT. MIKE'S ROOM- NIGHT Mike (now in his early 30's) sits on his bed, crying sunshine and Lucky Charms. The bedroom door opens and Jordan (early 20's), drunk off of his ass, stumbles in. He holds a milk shake in his hands. JORDAN Hey Mike... What's up...? Mike sits up in the chair and wipes the tears from his eyes. MIKE Just waiting for the boards to be back up. What are you doing here? Jordan shrugs. JORDAN My room-mates are doing it, and I don't wanna listen to the moaning. Mike nods towards Jordan's milk shake. MIKE Is that vanilla? JORDAN It's mine! Mike stands and raises a fist to Jordan. MIKE I drink your milk shake! CUT TO-

INT. MIKE’S ROOM- NIGHT

Mike (now in his early 30’s) sits on his bed, crying sunshine and Lucky Charms.

The bedroom door opens and Jordan (early 20’s), drunk off of his ass, stumbles in. He holds a milk shake in his hands.

JORDAN
Hey Mike… What’s up…?

Mike sits up in the chair and wipes the tears from his eyes.

MIKE
Just waiting for the boards to be back up. What are you doing here?

Jordan shrugs.

JORDAN
My room-mates are doing it, and I don’t wanna listen to the moaning.

Mike nods towards Jordan’s milk shake.

MIKE
Is that vanilla?

JORDAN
It’s mine!

Mike stands and raises a fist to Jordan.

MIKE
I drink your milk shake!

]]> By: Shelton http://www.simplyscripts.com/2008/04/03/discussion-board-temporarily-down/#comment-2434 Shelton Thu, 03 Apr 2008 23:15:51 +0000 http://www.simplyscripts.com/2008/04/03/discussion-board-temporarily-down/#comment-2434 She was a size 14, and I got her by tricking her into helping me get a couch into my van. My van with no windows. MUHUHAHAHAHA! And why did Murphy's comment about making swedes get me thinking about Pia? Rawr! Zack gets a 2/10 on his script for getting my age wrong and failing to point out that I cry sunshine and Lucky Charms. The pinching Stan's butt part was right on the money. Props there, for realizing that I do love the "man-ass". She was a size 14, and I got her by tricking her into helping me get a couch into my van.

My van with no windows. MUHUHAHAHAHA!

And why did Murphy’s comment about making swedes get me thinking about Pia? Rawr!

Zack gets a 2/10 on his script for getting my age wrong and failing to point out that I cry sunshine and Lucky Charms.

The pinching Stan’s butt part was right on the money. Props there, for realizing that I do love the “man-ass”.

]]> By: Chris Reid http://www.simplyscripts.com/2008/04/03/discussion-board-temporarily-down/#comment-2433 Chris Reid Thu, 03 Apr 2008 23:07:59 +0000 http://www.simplyscripts.com/2008/04/03/discussion-board-temporarily-down/#comment-2433 Cut to. INT. Convenience Store - Day A man of Spanish appearance with a bad haircut walks into a convenience store and approaches the counter. CLERK Holy shit! You're Javier Bardem. JAVIER Yes. I am. Clerk I loved you in No Country for Old Men. JAVIER. Loved me? (yells) Loved me! CLERK (scared) Hey. Take it easy man. I was just...... A dark shadow falls across Javier's face. His eyes turn glassy JAVIER You were just what, friendo? The clerk defensively holds his hands up and takes a step back from the counter. CLERKS Hey. Get the fuck out here, man. Javier flips a coin and slaps it down on the counter. JAVIER Call it. CLERK There are security cameras in here. If you do anything to me you'll get busted. JAVIER Well, that depends. CLERK Depends on what? JAVIER On whether the camera sees me or not. Now call it. Cut to.
INT. Convenience Store - Day

A man of Spanish appearance with a bad haircut walks into a convenience store and approaches the counter.

CLERK
Holy shit! You’re Javier Bardem.

JAVIER
Yes. I am.

Clerk
I loved you in No Country for Old Men.

JAVIER.
Loved me? (yells) Loved me!

CLERK
(scared)
Hey. Take it easy man. I was just……

A dark shadow falls across Javier’s face. His eyes turn glassy

JAVIER
You were just what, friendo?

The clerk defensively holds his hands up and takes a step back from the counter.

CLERKS
Hey. Get the fuck out here, man.

Javier flips a coin and slaps it down on the counter.

JAVIER
Call it.

CLERK
There are security cameras in here. If you do anything to me you’ll get busted.

JAVIER
Well, that depends.

CLERK
Depends on what?

JAVIER
On whether the camera sees me or not. Now call it.

]]> By: "me" http://www.simplyscripts.com/2008/04/03/discussion-board-temporarily-down/#comment-2432 "me" Thu, 03 Apr 2008 22:39:55 +0000 http://www.simplyscripts.com/2008/04/03/discussion-board-temporarily-down/#comment-2432 The great big fat person refuses to rub the lotion on its skin. Don threatens the great big fat person with the hose again. The great big fat person refuses to rub the lotion on its skin.

Don threatens the great big fat person with the hose again.

]]> By: Zack http://www.simplyscripts.com/2008/04/03/discussion-board-temporarily-down/#comment-2431 Zack Thu, 03 Apr 2008 22:28:52 +0000 http://www.simplyscripts.com/2008/04/03/discussion-board-temporarily-down/#comment-2431 The great big fat person drunk his milkshake! And then he made Mike call it. The great big fat person drunk his milkshake! And then he made Mike call it.

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